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  • BUY BONDS!!!

    sell stocks

  • I'm so sad I found this sooooo late. 5 stars.  Where's my mother f***cking bonuses!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL Shimmysham needs to watch his language!!! XD

  • "I'm the only person in this country who knows What The Fuck it is I do !!! "

    Funny shit !!

  • Never gets old.

  • "I will put this country down the shit hole if I don't get my motherfucking bonuses!" funny as hell

  • shimmysham RULES

  • more shimmy sham episodes plllllease!!!!!

  • Corn gummin hog lickers.

  • Did he say corn gumming, hog licker?

  • LOLOLOL

  • Believe me, there are several more highly payed jobs that i could use to fuck america in the ass XD

  • Hell, them sunzabitches don't need them damned ole' bonuses.

  • 0:38 you get a glimpse of jackie cracking up :-) RSU #1

  • 'unwashed masses'....lol

  • This video is so hilarious because it's so true.

  • This is one of the most quotable RSU episodes ever. It's easy to throw "I am the best and the brightest! I DESERVE them bonuses!" into a lively conversation.

    I see Shimmysham is still suffering from that skull injury Dunlap inflicted on him a few years ago...

  • Everytime I need to bust a gut I come back to this video.

    Dunlap you especially outdid yourself on this one. LMAO!

    Thanks again and again guys,

    You deserve some m'thrfukn bonuses!!!

    Z~

  • LOL. Lovetheseguys.<3

  • me too

  • americans are morons. you guys are getting screwed SO HARD, but you're too dumb to even understand how it works, and so you do nothing.

    pathetic.

  • yes we are sooo dumb.give me a break your Albanian; world leader in goat fur and preteen hookers. don't worry about us pal, we'll do fine.

  • The Republicans caused the worldwide depression in the first place. But these people have had their heads up their ass for the last 8 years. I wonder how much Cheny's friends and other croneys have made off the war.

  • everyone blames the AIG people for recieving the bonuses. but the Democrats were the ones who put the bonuses in the stimulus package.

  • Talk about laughing out loud!!! This was great :)))

  • I work for AIG

  • Did you get your motherfucking bonuses? LoL

  • He probably gets a $10 Christmas bonus!

  • Kill yourself

  • Janitor?

  • there best video

  • "You think I can't afford a goddamn GERMAN SHEPHERD?" LMFAO

  • That was too awesome! literally, I think i might have pulled something in my ribs laughing.

  • yes what the hell really happened ? well they were rewarded w/ bonUses for...a B .S .job....CHEATING TAX PAYERS !!!!

  • This country is like a car on auto-pilot, we may change drivers every so many years, but the direction remains the same: THE WRONG WAY!!

  • cars have auto pilot now! WTF nobody told me!!!

  • I believe you may be right., DEHT76.

  • Not only bonuses, but money to buy up the smaller guys.

  • AIG: LIARS,CHEATS and THIEVES !!!

    If they weren't scamming us they wouldn't know how to act.

    I don't think I have EVER been REWARDED for doing a piss poor shitty job.

  • F'ing A man.

  • They're not only psychopathic criminals but they're living high on the hog ....on OUR money, our kids money and our GRANDKIDS money! Hang them!

  • For shizzle, my nizzle.

  • funny shit

  • lol

  • I wanted to see shimmysham lynched with piano wire

  • Shimmy-Sham is W.C. Fields, who would have been a perfect AIG executive - drunk on the job and lookin' to score.

  • Hi Guys,

    I just LMAO at this one...LOVED Shimmysham. I shared this one with lots of people. You made my morning.

  • Sorry boys - lose the puppet. That was just loud.

  • I got your bonus hangin'.

  • This may be the dirtiest video I have ever seen RSU do. What's with the nastiness?

    -EAP-

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  • AHHHH AHHAHAHA

    that puppet and how he freaks out is funny

  • Bawney Fwank's boyfwiend was an executive at Fannie Mae.

  • Dude. This video fucking rules. Hahaha!

  • funny.... just mother f#cking funny!... hahhhahahha.

  • hahahhahaha

  • Hey Jackie: You kin to Charlie Daniels?

  • Liked the language

  • "Are my bonuses in your beard?" lulz

  • AIG wasn't bailed out. Their stock was bought up by the US Government. The employees were already on contract to receive their bonuses before the buyout. This fake surprise by Washington is BS.

  • Lol, I love how Jackie was talking to Shimmysham like he was real. xD

  • Jackie never lets Dunlap curse like that. Maybe Shimmysham IS real.

  • I should have known this AIG mess was Shimmysham's handy work!

  • I think you hit the nail right on the heads guys...very funny...and sadly true...

  • Damn, I laughed until I thought I was going to pass out... even knowing that ultimately I was laughing at the economic sabotage that is destroying our country.

    AIG are pawns. Our politicians are pawns.

    Bailouts do not work. They're nothing but socialism. They create exactly the sort of moral hazards that we see, where people are complaining about giving money to AIG which then pays huge bonuses. The answer is simple. Don't give AIG a penny. Nobody is too big to fail. If so, our country fails.

  • AIG had legal contracts period. We are we still govern by the rule of LAW? I don't like the bonus, however the law is the law. Obama Administration knew about this before handed, and congress as well. This is false outrage from Washington. If they can single out AIG, then who is next? Maybe you! Must of you are missing the point. Enjoy the kool-aide!

  • Autoworkers had legally binding contracts with GM & Chrysler which were renegotiated. There is no valid reason that contracts were not renegotiated at AIG. Upper management destroyed AIG and now are being rewarded for their greed. A bonus should ONLY be given for a job that is WELL done. I am NOT an autoworker, FOOL!

  • Toenail, you are spot on. Good comment.

  • You nailed it, toenail37. Whoever does not share your view is either dumb or a natural born idiot!!!

  • The contracts with GM and chyrsler where negotiated by the company and the unions. This AIG thing is between the GOVERNMENT and AIG. There is a big difference.

  • A precedence was set, OUR government could have made it mandatory that bonuses would only be paid AFTER AIG became profitable again. A bonus is a reward for a job well done.

  • AIG is made up of several different branches. Most of them was in fact profitable, so bonus were given. As far as the autoworker issue, your comparing apples to oranges. Union workers get paid no matter what, or they bankrupt the company. I don't support any type of bailouts, and that includes American auto industry. The federal governments is behind all of this BS.

  • AIG upper management made poor decisions putting it on the path to bankruptcy. Stipulations should have been made that bonuses would be after AIG became profitable again. Union workers did not make the poor management decisions at GM & Chrysler.

  • The Dems could have done just that, and failed to do so. It's never the unions fault...right. You need to be more concern about the Billions going to foreign banks, instead of being outrage over 165 million which is 1/10 of one percent of a billion. So who is the FOOL?.Smoke and mirrors! The government is pulling the Ol' rope-a- dope move on the American people, and you.

  • OUR government is composed of ELECTED officials. Your 1rst post was about AIG so don't use "smoke & mirrors." I'm outraged that due to decisions made years ago when the (guess which party) was made to deregulate various laws so banks could invest in riskier things. Bank lobbyists have bought off ELECTED officials in BOTH political parties. Hint, hint! don't believe everything you hear on talk radio. Rush gets paid only $50 million a year so he'll cause as much controversy as he can.

  • Think what you will, the Democrats are at the root of this financial nightmare. Deregulate what. Franks, and Dodd should be facing the full anger of the American people. To be fair there are a few Republicans at fault as well. You still don't get it...

  • You really need to study what REALLY happened in the last 8 years in regards what occurred in the banking industry. Not what the entertainers like Ingram, O'Reily, & Rush would like you to believe. Lobbyists paid-off elected officials in BOTH parties in order to weaken regulations. Being a parrot is different than putting an effort into understanding an issue.

  • Geez, toenail! We would be all screwed without you.

    It all boils down to Republican greed and Democrats trying to make everybody happy.

    That's American politics in a nutshell.

  • Hmm, ok you win! Some how you got all under control with your concrete facts, and viewpoints. Man thats a load off my mind. Take care.

  • Now that the "load" is off your mind, you should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time again. Don't let reality confuse you to much.

  • AIG stands for Asshole Insurance Group.

  • Your clueless on this issue, no disrespect intended.

  • did ya hear about obama giving the wrong speach... rofl he gave the complete wrong speach untill at the end he started to thank himself.

  • Here's a challenge, try to find the clip.

    You can't? Interesting...

    I had it and it went poof.

  • nubemuffubm Um, actually it was the Prime Minsiter of Ireland that got Obama's speech on his teleprompter and read it after Obama did it just before him. When Obama thanked himself, if was a joke. The Irish PM was embarrased though. Careful.

  • OMG, I haven't laughed that much since the Election videos.

    "You wouldn't even have a damn job if it weren't for the American Taxpayers bailing you AIG SOB's out" Truer words have never been spoken!

  • best video in ever. there, there's you're little commmmpliment, now give me my mother fucking bonusseessssss

  • Did you hear Edward Liddy (CEO, AIG) reference the execution by piano wire reference before congress yesterday? "...let me just read two things to you, 'all the executives and their families should be executed with piano wire around their necks.'" -Edward Liddy, 03/19/2009

    I know RSU didn't say anything along the lines of threatening the families, but the piano wire reference was uncanny.

  • Haha. AIG doesn't deserve nothing. If you like RedStateUpdate, you'll love my channel.

  • LMFAO!! This is just TOO good, guys! Love it!

  • spot on!

  • Red State Update +5

  • I think congress giving themselves another raise is more of an outrage. The AIG stuff is a distraction so we won't notice. The AIG bonuses are a one-time thing congressional raises keep on going.

  • this is hilarious! piano wire! LMAO

  • How can they release onfo on those receiving AIG bonuses? Dont they have privacy rights under the federal privacy act laws? They are not Govt employees.

    They are accused of misusing tax payer funds? I would take the money regardless, I signed a contract and fulfilled it and should receive payment. You want a police state? You sure as sh*t are going to get one if all you allow these half-wit MORONS in Congress and Obama keep this up. How long before we see the Civilian Defense Force?

  • Your kidding right ?? Greed works,, Greed WORKS,, Or not :-)~ You say you would take the money regardless. That MONEY GOOF BALL HAPPENS TO BE TAX PAYER MONEY. Thats not a bonus just for you. It is in fact called theft. Bail Us Out,,, Bail Us Out,,, and then what do they do with my money.. OUR Money,,, they give it to the dumb office boys that don't have a clue. Civilian Defense isn't far behind STUD !!

  • I would take it like I do now. While not rich I am comfortable and I deserve what I make and would never consider giving shit back. If I did I would not be administering stimulus to have my mercedes washed, wax and detailed. I do get taxpayer money and I am not ashamed at all especially the time I spend working and doing my job that I do not charge to my employer. Bail yourself out, get educated and put your cards on the table. Its not yoru money its the feds. Plus its unconstitutional anyway.

  • "Chris Dodd's an American hero." :)

  • Why is Dunlap grabbing Shimmysham's nuts?

  • mikma was here

  • classic, one of your best videos

    5 stars!

  • I would give this one 10 stars if I could!

  • I'm not standing up for or excusing the AIG bonuses but it was only about 1/10th of 1% of the bailout money. I think the better question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING WITH THE REST OF THE MONEY!!

  • It didn't go into loosening credit for the average consumer. It did not go into lowering fees for the borrower. I wonder if any went to bribe the legislators who fell for the ploy to pass it immediately or kill the country? I have a tough time believing they are such doe-eyed innocents as to believe that ploy again after the Patriot Act.

  • so funny!

  • i like how jackie starts arguing with the dummy

    cuomo's gonna make sure everyone knows where AIG's execs live. that's funny! judging by the size of the hole in the back of that dummy's head, i'd say some irate american already found this one.

  • "I could be a Cheapo Peanut Butter Manufactuer" I get it he was reffering to the Salmonella in the Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Lol makes me think of the Turettes Guy saying, "What do you mean a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert?"

  • LMAO!!!

    WHERE'S MY BONUS!?

  • What Jackie doesn't know is, the AIG insured property all over Europe. Our tax money is going bye-bye to Europe, even though the people are too broke to travel there. Our tax dollars are buying bad properties in Europe as well as good ol' USA...

    Thanks, AIG and Congress!

  • Can I please get some more info on that? I would love to read/view some details. If they are running the same bubble overseas, this is even more reprehensible than I suspected.

  • @ hollywoodartchick

    If you saw Obama on Jay Leno last night, Obama explained that AIG's layer on top of the toxic mortgages: they did mortgage insurance on these toxic loans

    --Not all of them, but AIG went nuts selling guarantees on these toxic assets. That's how the American Taxpayer now owns 80% of AIG now.

    That's my quick response, but I'll look over to find you more specifics. I had seen something on this a few days earlier.

  • Tears of laughter.

  • ROFL

  • Muther fuckin' bonuses!!!

  • This could have been avoided if The Feds dindn't hand out money in the first place.

  • I am headed over ta earls goats!

  • AIG is bad but I'm very mad at Madoff too.

    It is almost impossible for him to have done this on his own. They should look into any of his family members to see if they had involvement. Some people are saying that his wife was starting to move money, gems, etc. around as they knew he was going down. It's even more disgusting as there's video tape of him saying how "hard" the government is, so it's difficult to run something illegal.

  • umso now cigs r goin up...we r bailing out ppl that use the money for "motherfucking bonuses"...can we vote again? we need to rethink this

  • another knee-slapper.LMAO

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • Lol, he's grabbing the dummy by the balls!

  • Bonuses!!!

  • AIG, Senator Dodd, Geithner, and President Obama are all liars!!!!

  • Was Shimmysham on Mister Rodger's Neighborhood?

  • well put, sirs.

  • There isn't a plan. Just throw money at the problem and hope it goes away.

  • 10 trillion dollars in funny money printed in the last fuckin 6 months.

    The dollar is about to turn into the Weimar republic dollar/ Zimbabwe currency.

    Get Ready, it's about to get fucked.

    INFOWARS. com

  • But but but... we're in a CRISIS!!!!! Haven't you heard. They HAVE to spend all these trillions to save us. Spending, borrowing and consuming too much got us into this mess so it only makes sense that more of the same x100 is going to get us out of this mess.... right?

    I spent my tax return on a new handgun. I fear copper coated lead may be a form of currency in more ways than one in the future if..WHEN this house of cards comes tumbling down.

  • The dummy looks a little like Chris Dodd.

  • Liberals are fucking America in the ass. Smash Shimmysham's liberal head in again, Dunlap...with the fortune cookie hammer. LMAO!!!

  • What happened to the video?

  • Where's my MOTHERFUCKING BONUSES!!!

  • You know this whole situation is making a lot of executives uncomfortable...not just the ones at AIG. If enough shareholders could get together at some of these giant companies, they could do a number on the execs...and they know it.

  • Bonuses!

  • 165 million dollars is chump change from the bailouts. We can deduct 0.1% from the next bailout and we'll have it all "back".

    They just shouldn't have let the bastards get so damn big. Now it's cheaper to feed the turds cash so they don't go under and drag hundreds of billions of dollars from relatively healthy businesses. God damn Wall St. fat cats and their Republican enablers.

  • well done!

    now it's Obama time - he approved them bonuses, according to Dodd

    Should have let AIG fail

    try this HR-1207

    spread like caviar

  • Hilarious. Thanks guys.

  • This was your best episode ever!

    ** Gimmie my mofo BONUSES!!!!**

  • The voice of true Americans!!

  • That was GREAT!!!!!

  • mother fucking funny !

  • the aig guys should be sent to some remote island in the pacific.

  • that's funny I was laughing so hard I cried

  • LMFAO!!! That was good!!!

  • Better get that little Muppet his bonuses lol, oh wait its not like anyone has the power to stop them from taking taxpayer money anyways.

    ni4d*dot*us

  • especially since quite a few of these executives are in Europe.

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  • "Chris Dodd is an American Hero"

    "Bullshit"

    Epic!!!

  • Boo Hoo Hoo, Capitalist Pigs crying like little babies. Ha ha ha

  • amazing as always

  • hey dunlap, u sure got a tight grip on that CEO's balls, funny when the tables are turned

  • "Corn-gummin' Hog lickin" LOL

  • LMAO!!! Poor Jackie takes so much crap from Dunlap!!

  • Anyone else notice this video is 4:20 long? haha I think that explains Shimmysham...

  • "pie-ano wire!" lol nice

  • As Jackie would say... Language!!! hehe. That Shimmysham is always causing trouble.

  • What the hell else would we expect when the government bails out a companies instead of letting them go into chapter 11 and renegotiate contracts. The contracts are valid, although I don't like them getting the bonus money, a contract is a contract, till chapter 11 reorganization is legally declared. Pay the SOB's and get government out of the bailout business. I want to keep my tax money more than most. Get government out of private business. Government has already fucked up enough!

  • I just saw an article on Senator Chris Dodd, who had the part about restricting bonus pay at AIG removed & it just happens that during his campaign a whole lot of big AIG people donated big time to him.

    I wish we could just remove every single politician, not allow them to ever hold puplic office again & bring in all new people-maybe they'd end up just as corrupt but it would just feel good to at least kick all these politicians out-make them get real jobs & live by the laws they've passed!

  • There are a few that have not sold us out. But you could count them on one hand! I like Ron Paul. He was against it from the start. It was not Constitutional, as well as stupid, immoral and unethical!

  • Yeah, I know that out of the hundreds in Congress that there are still a few good ones mixed in, but I get so mad at times I'd just like to see them all gone- kind of like the old saying "Kill them all and let God sort them out!"

    :P

  • The last lines are the best because they're true.

    "Chris Dodd is an American hero."

    "Bullshit!"

  • I love the Chris Dodd dig at the end. That Congress is grilling these execs of failed companies when it's largely their policies that put them in this position is insanity. Most of Congress ..ok, ALL OF CONGRESS, should be in orange jumpsuits and sent to f**kin' GITMO (before it's closed of course).

  • Hell, if you're going to send Congress to Gitmo, don't close it at all. Keep it open and start doing some real torture. None of this 'dunk you under water until you think you're drowning' bullshit. My older brothers did that to me all the damn time at the pool. Maybe Gitmo can hire Chopper Read as an instructor in the use of a blowtorch for extracting information.

  • To be honest, I'd probably sleep better at night if that happened. I'm so angry over this who debacle. I served my country, I voted for those who I at least hope understand the Constitution and don't sell us out at every opportunity for political points, I write my Congressmen when a issue concerns me, I pay my taxes, pay my own bills yet despite all I do to try to keep my country great it seems forces greater than myself are out to destroy it from within. It's so f**king infuriating.

  • shimmy gots a foul mouth on him huh!

    little shits got some balls!

  • "Where's your heart?" ROFL

  • Dunlap looks a little TOO comfortable with that grip he has on the dummy!

  • lol good one

  • That was painful. Get some limiters on your mics if you're gonna do shrill whiney voices.