Precious Roy's Pirate Cripplers

[kassie2k4]

They should get rid of SOPA and just get Precious Roy's Pirate Cripplers - problem solved.

[wild300zx]

This vid changed my dang life!?!! No more dang Pirates!

[Doja421]

my gold was stolen, my rum was drank, not only that my wifes hoop earings were gone, so everthings changed, my lifes better.

[Gannondalf]

this is the best precious roy imo

[Oldbmwr100rs]

I got three of them on my front lawn,wrigglin' around..Great line!

[myjoy333]

My favorite Precious Roy product!!

[Gannondalf]

when i first saw this i thought it was so cute when the beaver started chewing the hand

[DamonViBritannia]

"SHAVED BEAVERS!" "WOOD LEGS"

[madmadameminx]

4 people have unemployed pirate fathers.

[102611ful]

I ordered my beaver but it ate my hardwood floors and there parrot drove it out the house anyway i want my gold back dammit.

[superhyphynation]

This product has effectively prevented 4 pirates from stealing household gold.

[Valpigle]

R. Buckminster Fuller's "Great Pirates:" An investigation into Narrative Analysis in World History Courses find it.

[ChayDawg64]

LoL ya know... for a sock puppet, i always thought Olly was a snazzy dresser

[MapleBedas]

The beaver sock is hilarious.

[TheDCD1]

SUCKERRRRRRS!

[82TheGodOfWar]

lmao  "Step Thump Step Thump..."

[ThrilloVanHouten]

I like how the "Number Sold" goes up and down throughout Precious Roy's vids.

[mdraz]

i would come home....my gold was stolen, my rum was drank

[athropos]

spanish dubloons hahaha

[tipmewell]

His wooden leg was his pride & joy!

[disconnect4]

serious ass- prirate problems, people.

[HereWasNicole]

THIS IS PRECIOUS ROY!

[dalem51]

kids love pirates!

[ariokage]

freaking amazing xD

[rscare]

step thump, step thump lol

[xxlucario63xx]

im so used 2 the naruto version

[xxlucario63xx]

dude i said that so long ago an i like both anyway

[HYDRALISK99]

so am i lol

[chaotixnightspirit]

@xxlucario63xx me too XDD

[ogeybogey2]

I watched this show all the time. i have all the seasons on dvd. sifl and olly are the greatest!

[lwimsett]

Do you mind sharing where you acquired these DVDs?

[VegetoStevieD]

the fuck is this shit?

fucking hilarious whatever the fuck

[TamaraHarrisonVideos]

Serious ass-pirate problems?

...*snk*

[bbgankster]

Incredible sock puppetry guys. At 1:28 the beaver swallows, very convincingly, kind of creepy actually... lol

[ob1benji1]

Unless that pirate uses a mechanical leg

[ccfries]

Wonder if these work on Somali pirates?

[LocumRex]

LOL damn it, you beat me. that's the comment I was going to make . HA

[G0LFMADE]

"Oh dude you know about my pirate problems!"

Thanks precious Roy!!!

[vickersfan]

sifl:"you know about the *insert subject here* problems i've been having" olly:"oh dude you've got some SERIOUS ass *insert subject here* problems" lol they say that for every product!

[DisneyGirlJeannie92]

i noticed that!

[barda350]

the greatest precious roy ever

[Beninja]

Its the Breakfast Beaver!!! I love Carpenter Crunch!!! Look up the Sifl and Olly cereal interview.

[thatxmas]

I bought ten of these before my boat trip to Somalia. It was the best $3000 I've ever spent.

[Shrew6751]

I think this is the best Precious Roy product they've sold on the show. I remember this one making me laugh the most the first time I saw it. Does anyone agree or think they have a Precious Roy product they like better?

[Renitamac]

I personally like the Sasquatch feeder with the hamburger in it.

[srp8383]

serious ass-pirate problems? Get a shaved beaver.

[billywillyjilly]

the way he smiles on the last note of his song is the best part.

[EreinionEluchil]

I don't know anyone who doesn't have serious ass pirate problems.

[cwalwanis]

"and all my wife's hoop earrings were missing" ha ha ha this show was so good

[fuzzyfurfriend220]

pirates!?you guys are SUCKERS!

[Tinymoezzy]

shocker is it is only $430.06 that is a great price i mean $430.07 is to much but $430.06 is just right.

That was funny i like i like.

[raincube]

omygarsh i love these kind of things... makes me feel like a 90's nerd xD

[GregGallows]

Man, I got some serious ass pirate problems.

[Goethefemme]

They're talkin their heads off here!

Now you kids get off my lawn!

[jhammerllc]

any of you guys wanna buy some car stereos man?!

[kathygreentea]

Sifl and Olly = best. Does anyone know where "The ids of march" would be? i live for it.

[JoseMendola]

no! Not my liquor!!

[dback139]

When you die, Sifl and Olly is on 24/7, that's how great this show is.

[drummondF]

i cant wait to die!

[Lee19993]

if you die you cant watch it then

[drummondF]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Goethefemme]

I wish I had some serious pirate problems...

[dback139]

ROFL, serious ass pirate problems!!!

[rebeccaboo]

man, this show was amazing, and precious roy is my hero haha

[axgrata]

kids love pirates...

and everyone should love Precious Roy!

[tashamia]

"step, THUMP. step,THUMP" that is hilarious.

[Ginzuishou30]

the pirate crippler puppet is soooooooooo funny :)

[Skullcrusher69]

LOL. This is my favorite Precious Roy item. God, I miss this show!

[Nowack14]

1:33 lmao the beaver bit the lady!

[WillMillar]

what movie did that pirates fighting ninjas scene come from?

[hoosierscot]

God bless you all! I really DID see this at one point. It's not a hilarious hallucination!

[chadomancer]

As a pirate, I am seriously opposed to this product.

[frolicgfx]

"Uh yea, I just wanna say that I got these pirate cripplers right?" "They have changed my dang life."

[billmiller0640]

PIRATES!? YOU GUYS R SUCKERS!

[swoomagoo]

dude, I've got serious ass pirate problems...

[bass11ben]

i hear you brother

[Floofytail]

He's a pirate folks... you're DEAD!

[Freakybro18]

THIS IS PRECIOUS ROY! YOU KIDS GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!! Lol

[lowtalker21]

Buy my Horse Dividers! SUCKERRRS!

[ANDREANOS77]

This product simply changed my life! Now, I no long have to sleep with one eye open in case of pirates! ^_^

[swiperthefox13]

LOL

[gctones]

great video!