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  • At 0:44- 1:01 Wtf? Pink girly drinks, cool :-) pink is my favorive color, brused nipple....ouch and that's fucked up. lol

  • @keshalashay Yeah, that's some funky dancing

  • you are a fucking idiot!

  • @princesspheonix You're a shit sucking cunt that will die alone without anyone ever giving a fuck about anything you say or do. I guess that puts me a long way ahead.

  • My friend said he owns a place in Sydney. Either he does now or has in the past.

    He talked extensively about it, but I've had an earache and don't remember everything he said.

    I do remember asking him if he knew about Kings Cross.

    "Not from experience," he said.

    He knew what it was, and he loved that video of yours of packing for a trip to Sydney. The knives and the gun made him laugh.

    Me too.

  • It's an obvious joke to make about Sydney :)

  • You and your nipples! My friend Gabi the Bartender is naming (virgin, cause were still 14) mixed drinks for all her friends! Mine's Lime. What's your flavor? I'll tell her to make you one!

  • Lime sounds good to me!

  • I'm one of the DJs there. Next time you wanna come along, we will make a better time of it for ya. That video of your pal dancing looks like one of the best times that has been had there in a while. Come along again soon. I can't speak for security, but I will gladly welcome you all with open arms.

    Don't blame the people who run the club for the bad treatment. It's not their fault. It's the security guards. Most of them don't have a clue what they are doing, but a few are okay.

  • I believe you - just venting about that night

  • COCKTAILS ARE GREATER THAN BEER!!! I'm with you!

    And how in the hell did you get a bruised nipple?! XD

  • It got bitten!

  • What sort of deviant sexcapades have you been indulging in?!

    Who bit your nipple? Kinky. :P

  • Ahh, the Shelbourne, its a good place. my mate had his 19th there, the staff and the venue are A-grade.

    the bruised nipple bit made me O.o and laugh at the same time.

  • It hurt

  • i think any injury involving the nipple would hurt. alot.

  • GODDAMN MY EYES!!! AAHHHHHH!!! AUSSIE, WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay i'm better now.

  • Sometimes you need to see these things.

  • Yeah, i needed to see that about as much as i needed a hole in the head. Thanks a lot.

  • nice shirt

  • Thanks.

  • That bruised nipple thing made me burst out laughing. 5 stars mate

  • It's completely true!

  • The Shellbourne is an awesome place to drink and party. So is James Squires in Darling Harbour

  • We had a good time.

  • My girlfriend and I went to the retro bar about 4 months ago, some wanker bouncer named Mark decided to make untoward comments to my girlfriend about her assets, so she kicked him straight in the nuts and downed him out the front of the womens toilets, fuck me it was funny... So I agree, Fuck the Retro Bar and the cockspank staff.

  • Yeah, fuck 'em!

  • What time? i was at Sydney last near around the time you must have been and i saw the retro bar and i meT Mark (i was passing by but i was asked by a friend to tell him that this said that and i swear he was rubbing his nuts ALOT so wat happened after that and wat time?

  • I live in Sydney and I actually quite like the Retro bar. I've been there a few times and never had a problem taking my camera in, nor any problems with the way I was dressed.

  • Then it's even worse, they are inconsistent pricks.

  • We had more than one video taken at the Retro

  • I am still wondering about that bruised nipple. Mmmmmmmm, What have YOU been up to my friend? Did littlegalah and I missed something after we left? or could it have been the girls who were on their hen's night and mistook you as a chocolate fountain where you dip the strawberries in?

  • It was bloody emmy - she bit me!

  • Here Here

    I think you drank more girly drinks than me

  • I drank more girly drinks than anyone!

  • Retro Bar lol.. Fuckin shithole. I would rather fuck my asshole with my fist than be raped by the faggots that organise that fag palace.

  • Have you actually been there?

  • Why would i comment you idiot.

  • Woah, idiot.

    Such a hurtful comment.

  • That's one way of reviewing it.

  • GOD BLESS MY COUSIN for showing me this software where I can completely screw the Youtube ban. This is the first video I enjoyed fast&in good quality&without having to reload a few times to make it fully load the video. That was an amazing experience of high Q AA...

  • Glad it's working for you mate

  • Well some people just want to be assholes I guess *sigh*. Good that the night turned out so great for you in the end anyway! :D

  • It turned into a great night!

  • Yeah because you dont deserve - or anyone for that matter - to be treated like that by jerks D: I wish I could have been with you, seeing how fun you had.

  • FUCK THE RETRO BAR!

    is choppa hot?

  • You be the judge

  • hmm your fast at replying, your a robot! wright a reply thats longer than 2 lines

  • i think when you catch people watching crap thay shoulded its funny GOOD for you

  • OK then

  • Promises, promises...

  • Sorry about the bruising (and, yes, curiosity is peaked), but Pink and Frothy, FTW!

    The folks at that second bar clearly understand what public relations is all about.

  • They turned a bad start to the night into a great finish!

  • I was lucky enough to be there to witness Graham dancing to the horrid music being played at the Retro. I'm glad we left, that place was a shithole. Glad you made this video about it.

    Shelbourne was fantastic and I had a great time meeting all the awesome youtube peoples.

  • Lucky you :D

  • lol, soft cock. "girly drinks"

  • Guilty as charged.

  • The Retro Bar has a reputation of cheating on the liquor license and they are on very very thin ice with the Mayor. Darling Harbour has thousands of residents, and the Retro bar serves drunk, violent people, as long as they are in suits. That IS BULLSHIT! It's not on the RSA standards. But they cannot serve drunk and violent people. More complaints and the Retro Bar is History. Mayor Clover Moore is tough on pub licences. The dress code is pretence and bullshit. +^+^+

  • Their reputation is as bad as the Coogee Bay Hotel. Don't eat the ice cream! drunks, shitty staff, so so yesterday in it's theme and look, no one, no one who is inner city goes there!

  • Oh, I can really fuck the Retro bar. You know I have a vengeful side! Wanna see evil Saint come out. Yeah, I know Lord Mayor Clover Moore, I'm a Green and know the Greens on Council, and I also are friend with the ALP on council, Colin is best friends with them. NOW. The gossip on the Retro bar??? They are easy to fuck over. /2

  • They were flat out jerks.

  • Ultimate revenge! Awesome. I hate idiotic bars and nightclubs. OK You are gonna get tossers that wanna come in but they need bouncers and doormen (and women) who have at least 1/8th of a brain to be able to size up people who come to their establishment and sort out the dickheads from the genuine people. It's not THAT hard. I'm glad you 'outed' the first bar and gave a thumbs up to the second one. LOL @ footage of Graham.

  • Graham is fantastic.

  • I hate it when venues cop an attitude unnecessarily.

  • I have to remember that If I come to Australia.

  • If you come out here mate we're only taking you to good bars!

  • slightly longer version: really REALLY FUCK THE RETRO BAR!

  • Really, really.

  • hahaha. youre one crazy ass man! i love you!

  • Someone's teeth.

  • haha that vid had me in stitches! Loved the longer version!

  • Glad you liked it

  • I think this is the first time I've watched one of your videos in high quality. I can see the lines in your forehead.

  • I have a few of those.

  • as loyal viewers i must say we need FULL-DISCLOSURE on the nipple situation. also, i believe there is a wonderfull KIDS IN THE HALL skit about the woe-full fellow who ruins his life drinking GIRLY-DRINKS. so beware.

  • I pretty much disclosed the nipple ;)

  • im aussie too? i didnt think aussie knew aabout youtyube

  • You learn something every day.

  • i didn't make it that far lol.

  • Lightweight ;)

  • Girly drinks???? Really??? Cool....I'd drink with you.

  • Very true

  • That's why I go to the 888. Shelbourne is great too, but a bit out of my way.

  • We just stumbled across it

  • ahhh im a sydney guy defuently not going there if thats their attitude

  • Damn straight

  • That's bullshit. Like the time I went golfing and the snoody ass rich full-of-them-self motherfuckers called the "club ranger" to kick us off because our shirts weren't tucked in. That guy needs to grow some fucking nuts. I feel your pain, man. That camera policy is bullshit. It's called fucking arson.

  • Yeah, they're fucking losers

  • :( I'd rather have a bruised nipple than boob graffiti!!!

  • hahahahahaha I would have scrubbed it off ;)

  • aww see every cloud has it's silver lining

  • It ended up being a good night.

  • I managed to talk my way into the Retro... but it took some sweet talkin'. You and your "girly drinks"! Luke tried to teach me how to throw the drinking glasses! I agree - The RETRO SUX! Shellbourne RULZ! It was a Great Night!

  • Yep, we came out on top in the end!

  • The down side to all this is that Choppa went to the effort of booking the Retro and then got flack from them because of a collective decision based on _their_ rules. It's put him in an awkward position with a venue he likes, but there really was no other option. Kudos to him for making the effort & shouldering the fallout.

    The Shelbourne on the other hand was amazing. It was like it was made for us.

  • Choppa did good but those guys were wankers.

  • OMG! that fat guy is so funny!. glad you had fun....yeah ive never liked the retro bar.

  • Graham is a legend.

  • Ok Andrew....where is the Shellbourne bar?

  • Ummmmm, not sure. Look it up.

  • oooppsss.....Guilty as charged. I have in the past told people not to be lazy and to look things up. Now I go and do the exact same thing....lol...sorry mate.

  • eeeew fat dude dancing. haha

  • That's Graham

  • predatory teeth? sounds ommious to me mate lol.. thanks for the tip about the "retro bar" beening a shithole.. cheers mate!

    is graham(seen dancing in the disco) related to the chunky lad who did the "virgin radio" adverts in the uk by any chance?

  • You'd have to ask graham :)

  • haha sounds like you had a great time in the end. FUCK THE RETRO BAR! The Doormen were probly on a roid-rage kick anyways.

  • Yeah, fuck those guys.

  • Woot angry's back! Good luck with that nipple.

  • It's healing up now.

  • lolz... thats funny! so is the one below, keep up the funny shit, mate!lolz

  • I loves mystery drinks too! Only manly men can handle cocktails of the mystery variety! (more potent then a beer anyday!)

    Did someone give your nipple a hickey?

  • My nipple was the victim of some predatory teeth!

  • lol

    One of the best videos.

  • Cheers :)

  • sounds like you had fun... eventually.

  • We had great fun in the end!

  • I'm so sorry to hear about (and picture) your bruised nipple... owie.

    Girly Drinks Rock

    Lemon Drops, Appletinis, and blended Strawberry Margaritas with sugar on the rim! Ever had a Midori Sour

  • Girly drinks FTW!

  • fucking bars.

  • Hell yeah

  • How do you bruise your nipple? LMAO!

  • On someone's teeth.

  • nice shirt, "people go there to not have cameras" hmmm i dont want to be filmed so ill go to the retro bar stupid fucks lol

  • What complete wankers!

  • the place we ended up was awesome the shelbourne was an awesome night...had a ball...great place great company

  • It really was a great night!

  • HAHA! o did u have some in&out in cali?

  • If you mean the burger - I never got around to it.

  • i saw the title and i thought 'holy shit, hes gone too far' now you are probably either going to be shot or banned from every contry ever

  • Screw these guys.

  • I know what you are gonna do when bars fuck with you.

  • Go to another bar!

  • I was thinking more about sending Daz down there when he is already in a bad mood.

  • What kind of bar calls themselves retro anyway?

  • A bar full of wankers!

  • I say we go back and burn the place down. I got nothing else to do so why not? I'll get my Flamethrower and i'll meet you back there in about 7 years.

  • Uuuuuh dude a little bit too much information on the nipple thing there man.O_O

  • At least I didn't show it.

  • We had a great time at the Shelbourne. The Retro lost a shit load of money from us that night.

  • ha-ha Andrew likes pink frothy drinks with umbrellas in them :)

  • I sure do!

  • Lay off of the nipple clamps!!! Every once in a while you'll come across a cool bartender who wants to guinea pig you with FREE booze!!! I love those bartenders!!!!

  • This one wasn't free unfortunately!

  • Bruised nipple?!? Tell the tale! Sounds like a future video by Angry Aussie to me!

  • I'll see if the guilty party wants to own up!

  • "I have a briused nipple!!" LMFAOOOO. Could be worse.......could be MISSING!!!

    Too funny!!! ;-D

  • Yes, that would be worse.

  • A bruised nipple?XD Howcome?

  • It involved teeth.

  • I didn't know snoby ass dance clubs were still around.

  • This one doesn't deserve to be.

  • I think the name "retro" bar would of being a pretty good sign of the shitness that was to come.

  • Yeah, we were better off not being there

  • btw your page ad is for Gay Chubby Dating [dot] com. These just keep getting better! xD

  • They'll love the video of graham dancing!

  • I've had that ad appear too

  • It was a great night at the Shellbourne.

    I too have a bruise where emmy bit me. Luckily it was on my arm and not my....nipple.

  • Lucky you!

  • the sad part is the retro was my fav bar in sydney, ive filmed there heaps.... and have had many photos taken in there..

    you can even go to the site and check out the gallery online..

    sometimes bad things happen for good reasons

  • Yeah, it turned out well in the end.

  • i whent to "the retro" once, and i never want to go back, the place was packed and everyone was dancing yeah ok cool, few hours in and the celing was dripping with sweat, i saw that and was out the door, just as i was leaving the fights had started and some guy upstairs got glassed, it was perfect timing on my part to leave

  • Sounds like we were better off leaving.

  • yeah man i can understand your point what dickheads they prob lost several thousand in the nights taking if u lot bailed early lol,and hey man i took the piss out of you in the last vid i made up where's ya fuckin comment hey???haha

  • I'm yet to catch up with seeing everyone's videos :)

  • Well no YouTuber will ever visit the RetroBar ever again.

  • Damn straight!

  • Dress codes and camera-less codes are THE dumbest codes to have. Darn Retro Bar. -_-

    -JP

  • You should have came JP!

  • Yeah, it was bloody stupid

  • at the footage, lol!! Great to hear from you again lol

  • Cheers to you too!

  • I'll keep the Shelbourne in mind if I ever get to Australia. Thanks for the recommendation.

  • Also good for picking up drunk hen's night ladies.

  • Lol I have been kicked out of the retro before so I hear you

  • Yeah, they suck!