Farmville = CRACK

[TheRadicalreels]

Farmville got so out of hand, I had to quit playing... I do play Yoville

[zackduellman88]

i dint know gay people got old

[AngeliaClaire]

I could not stop laughing cause the way you described was to the tee! IT IS SO FREAKIN TRUE! I had to get off of it myself. Cause then I found myself playing the damn thing almost all morning till Regis and Kelly were on turned the tv up so loud to i could listen and play at the same time then turn the channel to the view to see what those mad hens are bitchin about. and finally turn it off and shower and by that time i felt spent and like going to take a nap. nope lunch time. UGH!

[texas0828]

im addicted too!

[QwAdr0x256]

those are just pixels... you people dont get anything from farmville.. some of you junkies even pay real money for some extras.. but what you get? only some fake money. ;)...

just go out and buy some soil and plant something real..

[gurugrob]

@QwAdr0x256

totally agree with your comment

[Svolo]

Haha so funny. I got 2 addicted persons in my office. one lev 95 and another lev 94.

[FukTheNewWorldOrder]

Farmville and games alike are meant to keep our minds off the bigger picture. We spend more time playing these games than we do with our own family, I'm sorry that we waste every waking moment doing this stuff, and I hope for the sake of humanity we can all realize that this control is killing us!!!!! I'm gonna go read a book or something!

[Nepbot]

Do you actually buy Farm Cash with your actual money?

[alexba100]

You look mature enough to grow some reall crops.

[Tresisme1]

I am visiting your farm right now. And I rememeber this video way back when you made it .. I might have even commented on it.. but anyway .. I just think this is sooo funny . as YOUR FARM IS ROCKING !!! It is Huge !!!. You SURE have more than 2 horses now , that is for sure. LoL I love the Party Duck .. Too Cute. And the Groovy cow .. I just got one of them too =) I just find this sooo funny. Yes it has grown... Love it .. haha Thanks for being my FV neighbor =) Hugs, Wendy

[phillycheese33]

Put your teeth in...

[Zipster08]

@phillycheese33 Mind your own business!

[THEKYLEMAN2]

OH DAMN HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO HUSBAND HE'S RHAPING EVERYONE OUT DER

[ScaredPiglet]

He's very annoying and icky but at least it's funny to hear him get messed up by farmville.  I'm glad I never touched that silly thing.

[teresaschall]

LOL thats pretty fun its soo true! Damn that Farmville!

[drgigglesdoescocaine]

man ur original i like it

[awarenessable]

No way am I going to be getting up earlier just to pick virtual pumpkins because they are virtually ripe when I can't even really eat them. hahahaha

[plasticaholic]

You need to grow more fruit..lol im joking ..Have fun and good take on the addiction..

[DreamingTree8303]

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[lindsaylulzy]

aww he's adorable! :D awesome video!

[L00NGB00W]

Hmm... I was just listening to a radio broadcast as to how there weren't enough farmers...

If we could somehow merge the technologies of ROV's and Farmville, we could solve the world's food crisis!

Organically grown, BY ROBOTS! XD

[ChokolateChipCookies]

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[OggyDoggy45]

who care.. i love it! thanks for sharing!

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[princessthedog01]

I tried playing farmville but it is BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRIIINNGG!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Chiinky420]

yeah id agree....hes a cracksmoker

[mychello1992]

God ur great zipster,hah I wish u cud talk my mother out of this game..hahah!

[FarmvilleFastBot]

I'm using free farmville fastbot, anyone is using it too? got it for free from bitDOTly/ce5cbR

[spinners123]

man i like you queenie!

[deannarenae]

this video is so funny. we should be farmville neighbors. haha.a

[chinatowneater]

lmfaoooooooo YOUR HILLARIOUS, i set my alarms too so I know when my time is to harvest, theres nothing wrong with that :)

[TheXboxPs3WoW]

great video, i can tell you are not a newb when it comes to making videos. btw, can you help me make some nicer vids? Im not too good :( oh and i made my first site recently, please check it out at freefarmvillecash^info (^=.(dot))

[Free4Download]

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[Free4Download]

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[TbaginANDBuck]

Zipster08 Is a homosexual, just letting everything one know the deal here.

[Zipster08]

Wow, I can't believe you figured that out!!

[WeSpeak]

@Zipster08 If it weren't for TbaginANDBuck, I would never had known...

[DogHoneyBoy]

I just don't get it. Would it not be more fulfilling to actually grow food for your own consumption? Just say no to all of these games...mafia wars, farmville, etc., and the guitar hero mentality. Do something real. What does this mean as a reflection of society. A quick fix of serotonin and dopamine.

[JD06STi]

join my facebook group "i need a 12 step program for my farmville addiction"

[analarbd2008]

jajajaj you are so funny yes i have pink cows

[kirter23]

same thing happened to me! Now, I"m an addict.

[pavlikbro]

I bet you and your buddy have some swallows on your farms!

[101Volts]

My mom is into Farmville too so I can relate, Sort of. There's no way I'm going to get into it though, I don't want to mess my sleeping cycle up any worse than it already is.

[cpDq231]

Im also into farmville

[pika23]

Harvest Moon on the wii is much more fun as well as Animal Crossing

[zaxsp1118]

i just love Animal Crossing

[lotrfreakkk]

hahahahahaha!!!! i heard a cow mooooo. XD

[arsenal767162]

Speechless!! My friend paid 27$ for this guide but I just downloaded it for free at FreeFarmvilleGuide/./com,get rid of the slashes and you are good to go!

[spin527]

the alarm...ugh I did that too!

[peutzjehger]

lol, funny, same situation here. My career is about to ruin, i can spend any money for anything, but i am not allowed to buy farmville manager( no money for games), otherwise, i will go and buy those.

[darkgia]

es atn divertido y tan cierto... lo unico que piensas es que se moriran las plantas si no llegas a tiempo para cosecharlas... jajajaja lol

[karen32862]

Ok, I'm approaching level 35 and am a complete golden egg whore. I hope you are happy!

Now I gotta go poop on my nabors...........

[the7thwreck]

OH MY GOD!!!! I CANT BELIEVE ITS GOT YOU TOO!

im an ex-addict of 11yrs an farmville is officially as dangerous as hard drugs...lol

I set my life around when my poisette flowers (or whatever else im growing..) are gonna be fully grown!

OOOO another one PETVILLE! its cooler an just as addictive, if you havent got it yet, then get it! any facebook users would have seen the ad's, it rules. My pet is called seventh and Im gonna have to make sure im up in time to feed her an change the flowers.....

[Starshadow]

I got Sign543 onto Farmville, so I guess it's ALLL MYYYY FAULLLLTT...I'd say I'm sorry, but this is too much fun!!!!

[Zipster08]

It IS all your fault!! Hope you have a very HAPPY HOLIDAY!! Love, Zip

[Starshadow]

Thanks, dollink. Be sure to tell LocoMama the same, too...and hugs and all that...

[forbes39]

i set alarms on my phone when my stuff is ready to be harvested!!!!

[cupid198]

COOL!! :p

[karaoglan05]

siktir lan pic

[MrLucky27319]

You wanna know what I think is addicting? Café World!

Love how you heard the random animal noises and then said that it was FarmVille!

HI-FREAKING-LARIOUS! :D

[the7thwreck]

@MrLucky27319 nah...PETVILLE!!! that rules more!

[MattieCooper]

My girlfriend and I are Cracking -Up!~ Thanks for sharing Zip!

[dorotwhy]

LOL at "Thank God these things don't poop" ahh the benefits of virtual reality :O)

[postyesterdayman]

Can you plant cannabis at Farmville. That'd make you some money.

[metro6123]

lol

[suzimar57]

this reminds me of that virtual keychain thing from the 90s or sim city - got to see about this farmville and raise me some piggies! - susan

[bugsinrug]

Hi Zip !! Your farm is looking great on Farmville. I try to stop by and fertilize it when I have a break from picking the fruits from my trees....ummm...not of that sounded right..but anyway..lol.. luv you, Chris

[Phon3s94]

i hate farm ville!! my girlfriend is always hogging my damn laptop playing farm ville, farm town and cafe world

[DoodleMyPaper]

haha ! my dad goes on somethink called farmtown...he is totally addicted to it..he goes on in the morning and dont come off till night time...like omg totally obbsessed with it, im telling you now, dont go on it !! hes on level 57 and it goes up to level 60

[cupid198]

zipster whats your real name so i can add you on facebook :p

[turnNburn84]

jack...? hahaha

[cupid198]

hmmm maybe. idk. that would be a good guess though :p

[magic1995]

if this helps, if the crop takes 3 days to grow, u have that many days to harvist them, its true look it up!

[DebUSA2]

LOL @ setting your alarm clock so you can harvest your Farmville pumpkins early in the morning.

[BarryAldridge]

I have heard that Farmville is very addictive.

[angelgirl2001]

I'm not in to Farnville not for me....

[crazeenydriver]

hey Zippy, farmville?? I never heard of it. But I will check it out. so yeah. thanks for the insight ^-^

[MamiYare]

lolll@seeing if ur plants r ripe lolll oh m g zip i feel so sorry for u...thanks now i am not ever trying it im already addicted to yahoo games

[Mezzagis]

immortal night is my crack

[sober1980]

Hi Zipster....I am on FARMTOWN. Thats different from FARMVILLE. But just as addicting. Dont even check out FARNTOWN. One farm is enough!! Trust me....PammieKay

[fireleo1000]

wow more than 30,000 subs

[pinkbuttrfly2004]

Yep farmville yoville fishville vampire wars mafia wars miniplanet and treasure mania are my addictions. I don't watch much tv and at night I love playing my games! Oh I forgot rollercoaster. Crack is right! Lol

[pinkpirate321]

i dont like farm ville but i love farm town its kinda the same thing but cooler and i play that everyday xD

[Lemonwoof]

your right it is really addicting. but the funny thing about it is that its such a shitty game but for some reason its SO fun

[CarlRSVP]

Ohhh yoville is the beesst.. You MUST play that game and ofcourse add me :-D xx

[Marihani]

You are REALLY addicted! And I hope none of the game-makers see this, or the next farm game WILL have us cleaning up poo!

Love ya!

[JayMann620]

Yeah, I personally don't see what's so addicting about Farmville. I played for a little bit (only to get to level 5) and then I ended up quitting. I think Harvest Moon for the Super Nintento, now THAT is an addictive game. This Farmville? Lame.

[duderude01]

"Thank God these things don't poo!"

LMAO I laughed soo hard when he said that.

Thank god I've never played.

[genkykaia]

My friends are addicted to Facebook games like Farmville, Mafia Wars and other this stuff. So I'm trying to avoid them. No need to have some addiction.

[hockeyhenry619]

Wow it is soo addicting!!

[Indie1Rob]

Yup.....I see the updates in the live feed....you do need to be de-farmed...hehe

[TheBlueFlamingo]

I'm forcing myself not to play this month. It was getting pretty bad. I was playing in my sleep! Another week and I'm back at it!

[whitec1981]

Yah I've been hooked for 5-6 months lol

[imperceptibleme]

Hey Zip If it takes your pumpkins 8 hours to mature, it will take 8 hours for them to go bad. No need to set the clock! Yeah I'm an Farmville and Farmtown addict! Hugs!

[LiLtinee]

You are SOOOO right!! Have y'all tried Rollercoaster Kingdom yet???

Dena

[fehquig]

I see how much time my partner spends on those Facebook games and I'm discouraged from starting :)

[drdigital1]

Your a funny character Zipster09. Your one of those people that have a wonderful gift, to make people smile. 5*s!!!

[Breah151]

Lol waking up early for virtual pumpkins? Your so funny.

[beegeebabee]

omg i soo agree! i am fully addicted to farmville

[Iiquidsky]

Ooooohhhh I love farmville. Mooo!

[KCaerosmithGGD16]

thats why I refuseee to join! facebook and youtube take up enough of my time already, haha :)

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[Blado]

Definitely addicting!

[ChrisH94114]

LOL, I do Farmtown... I am the sameway...getting up at early hours to harvest when normally you couldnt drag me outta bed!

[GreatGig1]

ahahaha! I don't play that game! I used to play "Sim Farm"...or should I say I was addicted to SimFarm...lol I broke the addiction to it (and to TheSims2) and I'm not looking back...hahaha! Have fun with your new found crack...:-)

[DLP1962]

HOLY SHIT ZIPSTER!!!! Farmville, hahahaha I could ring my nephews neck introducing me to that damn game..... one would look at mine you can see how addicted I am hahahahaha.. need a neighbor?, this is for anyone, just let me know!

[chanellover18]

i need a neighbor! lol

[tweakz20]

in case you didn't notice.. the time it takes for the plant to be mature is the same time it takes it to die.. if it takes 4 hours to grow, it'll die in another 4 hours if you don't harvest it

[cocofoshomo]

hahahaha! so funny. i have a lot of friends who are playing farmville and i just have to resist!! i will get addicted for sure!

[PositiveKidd1987]

Hey Zipster,

Holy! How long have you had Farmville for? I joined yesterday and I'm only at level 4 :( I'm like 9 XP away from level 5 XD

What level are you at? And I know, It's sooo addicting! But look at the brightside, we're getting up at 8 in the morning. And I usually wake up at noon or later :|

[PositiveKidd1987]

oh and can you join me on Farmville?

[Zipster08]

I'm at level 13

[kingkylester]

plz join me in farmtown  luv ya

[kingkylester]

I admit it I am sort of addicted to farmtown however I am trulely addicted to mafia wars please join my mafia love to have some real hell raisers in my gang heh heh

[bluestreak4]

world. See what happens to a person whos out of work recuperating from a knee operation. Thats my story im sticking to it.

[bluestreak4]

Hi Zipster i just subscribed, but I have watch you for awhile, your the sweetest person ever!!! Ok I gotta come clean I'm addicted to Farville and Farmtown and now I have cafe

[106harlem232]

ROTFLMAO !

[cocoabufbuf123]

hahah everyone i know is obsessed (:

i should probably stay away (:

[athenagirl1000]

Haha, that' s why I refuse to play Farmville. I play Pillow Fight instead. ^-^

[DamnedLittleLasseh]

I love Farmville!

Will you be my neighbor Zipster?! =D

Level 32 for me, so you get lots of nice things.

[waynewellens]

Don't let us catch you growing weed on that farm Ziippy.

[punkmom1962]

hey zipster..why don't you come play yoville with us too. I want you to be my neighbor. You get to work in a bakery and pay coins to clean your own ovens..guess they saw some of us coming! :)

[Dozzer]

lol you poor poor soul >.>

[TheArtsyTuber]

Im having the same thing with Farm Town. They just let people go ot highter levels and got different crops omg its nuts!!

[punkmom1962]

yeah he wth? I noticed that too...I was one level anyd now I jumped like 3 levels..was that to get me to play again since basically all I do now is maintain?

[metrx330]

I'm an addict too.

[kuschelfraktion]

oh my. it's everywhere. And I'm so happy I haven't even wasted a second on trying it out! :D First I got to cope with my other addictions :D

[Zipster08]

What other addictions??  Love you!

[bubblesGSH]

i'm playing farmville right now. it's so pointless. i really don't know why i'm playing it.

[Zipster08]

I hear ya!

[tjw1963]

I keep seeing people playing all these games on FaceBook.

[MrsMozart]

LOL!

[warriorprincess65]

ill take a turkey for thursday

[Zipster08]

I got a couple of BIG ones!!

[punkmom1962]

omg zipster...farmville got YOU too!! But farmtown got me worse. Have you tried that one?? I set my alarm to harvest virtual crops too..how sad is that :)  ...... love ya!

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I'm not going to Farmtown!!

[burtoncharlessmith]

Can't you hire Mexicans to harvest your pumpkins while you sleep?

[Zipster08]

You would think!

[auntyflamingo]

Yeah, I was invited to start a farm. It seems too much like a job. When I'm on the computer I just want to play.

[njsuzanne]

OMG I can't get into any of it but if you are having fun that's great!!!

[77nova454]

he he zip I know what you mean Ive been addicted to farmtown but Ive got my mansion now and so only check my farm every couple of weeks. Thank goodness Ive finaly got my life back

[Zipster08]

Good for you!

[tjomc82]

hahahaha oh lawd!

[heatherface]

I was trying to find you on the Friend Finder to see if you'd add me so I can send you a horse, but I'm not wading through 120 people with your name just to try and find you. Sorry, Zipster. ;)

[Zipster08]

Really? 120 with MY name?

[heatherface]

I sent you an @reply on Twitter saying to add me, and immediately wondered how buried it'd get. lol

[Pizzadr]

If you enjoy Farmville...................I have a house, barn, and land for you to buy in North Georgia

[Zipster08]

Thanks, but no thanks!!

[vivacoldplay]

LOL

[anmoose]

Anything that will get you out of bed in the middle of the night (and yep, 8 AM is the middle of the night!) just to harvest some frackin' pumpkins, is a serious threat to humanity!

(Unless maybe you can grow some killer weed.......)

[Zipster08]

Agreed!

[DaichisMonkeyGirl]

Now I wanna see what this is all about!

[phdseuss]

Zip i just recently ate dinner n now u r makin me hungry all over again just by namin those fruits & vegetables lol lol

[whitec1981]

You're telling me, I'm level 43!!!!!

[Zipster08]

WOW!!

[jahabadin16]

THANK YOU!

[CrossFireGundam]

i'm not that commited XD i usually grow the shorter timed ones in the early morning when i have to get up for school, then harvest them after my last class of the day.

however....I did have a dream that my entire plots(almost 200) of plantings died and iwoke up, scared shitless, but it wasn't even morning yet and i'm like "....i play too much" so i started growing cotton which takes 3 days to grow so i can go a little easier on the game XD

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I'm going to start planting crops that take a bit longer to grow! Those raspberries are killing me!!

[MissElectricCompany]

PS around here we call it CrackVille! SO addictive!

[MissElectricCompany]

LOL! I'm addicted as well Terrry! I need another FarmVille neighbor! I'll send you nifty gifties!

[kantire]

I feel your pain- I too am sorely addicted to farmville. And farmtown I'm Jonesing right now LOL

[FantasticBabblings]

Can you grow pot? You'd make a lot more money.