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  • Everything I touch turns to Skittles.

  • Sounds like some or all ppl dnt understand FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH. FFDP is a band that represents the united states army

  • @dingotheawesome1 .. Not alllll of the time........ And it doesn't have to be strictly applied to the Army of the United States, even though the band is American, with songs that are obviously significantly from an American standpoint. (American Capitalist for example).

  • if all the ladies he ever touched turned to ashes i can see why he sounds so angry..

  • 38 people are Paulo Guerra's troops

  • @CasperTheVampireGirl

    ???I don't get it....

  • @Thestarlitangel Paulo Guerra is antagonist of the game Razing Storm, and this song is used in that game. So he is talking about that.

  • @bluemismide

    Thanks

  • @Thestarlitangel Paulo Guerra is the enemy of course.

  • this song needs a video!

  • Way of the Fist and War is the Answer are they're best albums. American Capitalists wasn't really what I was hoping for, bit disappointing.

  • my girlfriend said that Five Finger Death Punch sucks.. now shes single haha jk........ now shes dead.. :D

  • @SeptemCataclysm LMFAO, this is why I love YouTube

  • 37 people are about to turn to ashes...

  • How does he masturbate?

  • @cassieisclose

    one and only one word to describe that:

    LOL

    you need more thumbs up

  • this is the shizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people i love this ssongs so much

  • Time Crisis Razing Storm anyone? :)

  • @AxelTheTerminator

    I'm Game lol

  • After second chorus, before solo, it's CHAPTERS in my LIFE define me, CHANGE me into this deprived.

  • @ScopedPewPew well when a mommy ashe and a daddy ashe really love eachother they...

  • I've always wanted to meet Ivan Moody, but if everything turns to ashes...

  • @xxt00mxx Jack Daniel's Whiskey is what I like to drink while I am listening to five finger death punch. Now do you get it, dude?

  • @ScopedPewPew

    Excellent question. I think you should go find out. ^_^

  • It's "chapters in my life define me" I believe, not "sectors in my mind"

  • love the solo

  • you guyz rock my world XD

  • @itaq100 I know. I was just making a joke like everyone else ;) Love 5FDP. I'm sure that's what they mean.

  • HA HA HA!!! love da intro

  • mhm.. I think he wear gloves :)

  • @George18798 but the gloves would turn to ashes too then, no? ;)

  • @FallenAngels3792 His gloves made from Ashes :)

  • He turn 35 peoples to ashes

  • Their photoshopping sucks! You can see the whole brass knucks through the teeth

  • @n1freaking2ramos3 ur a dumbass

  • How the fuck does he wipe his ass then?

  • OMG WHOS DISSLIKE IN THIS SONG

  • @ScopedPewPew it makes ashes into ashes

  • What happens if he touches ashes?

  • @ScopedPewPew √0

  • @ScopedPewPew it turns into a phoenix

  • @ScopedPewPew They turn to ashes

  • @ScopedPewPew

    his finger gets dirty

  • @ScopedPewPew They turn into smaller ashes.

  • @ScopedPewPew it becomes a 1966 Les Paul

  • @ScopedPewPew They turn into chuck norris

  • @ScopedPewPew or himself?

  • @ScopedPewPew A Phoenix :D

  • @ScopedPewPew inception

  • @ScopedPewPew THE WORLD ENDS!!! ''runs away''

  • @ScopedPewPew ashception?

  • I was gonna take a huge ass chunk of my brain to figure that out, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @DjFrexira die haha

  • @awfraleigh <-------------- 'nuff sad.

  • @ScopedPewPew 2012 comes early

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  • I had to make a project of my favorite music band and I chose FFDP because I wanted it to be brutally badass!

  • I have this song already. I just came here to see what everybody else thought of it because it's one of my favorites and well.....people are talking about Ivan touching things.

  • Couldn't he just touch the ground and the entire earth would turn into ashes

  • Well, if everything he touches turns to ashes, I wouldn't want to get into a fight with him. Some one convince this fellow to fight justin beiber. It'd be a one round knock out... well a one round ash out... or what ever...

  • @shadow101class I would record it and name the video "Five Finger Death Touch" XD

  • We've been Smekeldorfed!

  • If everything he touches then well... How can he...Jerk it?....

  • @xTPGxNeBeL

    The heat might feel good to him

  • but what happens to the earth? we would all die.....

  • can't wait to see them November 23rd in NY =p

  • This is my raid music for World of Warcraft.........For the HORDE.........Lvl. 85 Taruen Hunter all the way!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zandorsa Quiet, you probably never downed rag until he was nerfed to the ground... Sincerely a 6/7H hunter pre-nerf.

    By the way, why tauren. Why not troll.

  • 34 people dont turn things to ashes

  • FFDP= WIN

  • who the fuck put "cute" as a reaction for thissss????????????

  • METAL!

  • Give me a 5th of jack

  • @bumchef1 have fun waking up :D

  • @bumchef1 What.. I dont get it?

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  • HARD ROCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • :D FUK YEAH

  • Awesome!!

  • ftw this is one hell of a song... masterpiece as someone said

  • 33 ppl have been punched by this band :)

  • song describes my life every fucking word

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  • @TheAwseomeGuy awe another lost five finger death punch "fan"

  • @NYMPHETAMINE1236 Oh fuck. sorry mate didn't see the part about him saying right in the comments. I love 5fdp and this is one of my favourite songs.

  • @TheAwseomeGuy lol i was just fuckin with ya alot of people get it wrong xD

  • @NYMPHETAMINE1236 Blast you. oh well... let's just enjoy this masterpiece

  • Lovee Itt :D

  • my first ffdp song not last THEY GOT A NEW FAN!!!!

  • song has lots of cursewords considering i heard it on a T rated game lol

  • @Spidercow4735 Umm... one isn't a lot

  • i don't want him to touch my dick..

  • Eargasm.

  • so fucking powerful and awesome, cant get enough of it

  • What happens to his clothes.... what happens to his girlfriends.... what happens to his door knob! How can he get out of his house?! How'd he get in the first place! What happens to his blankets? Can he even sleep! What the fuck does he do to survive if his food turns to ashes!?

  • @randompwnguinproof Is this song written about that black guy who turns everything to skittles? But it would be wierd if their song was called "Skittles"

  • CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE GUYS IN DECEMBER 6TH WOOOO

  • @MartyFriedmanRulez66 WHAT !! WHERE TELL ME!! TELL ME NOW!

  • @xxt00mxx In Toronto,

  • @MartyFriedmanRulez66 I'm have purchase tickets then =P TY

  • @randompwnguinproof He can turn the wall to ahses to get out of the house and eat the ashes cause ashes cant become more ashes

  • @Hutch4224 Yeah but if the walls turns to ash then where would he live?

  • @randompwnguinproof Presuming he's turning things to ashes by heating them up intensely, he'll turn those ashes into glass in place of sand and eat glass like a MAN

  • @Scilre

    YEE UH!

  • @randompwnguinproof we must make him touch justin and see what happens just for fun!

  • @randompwnguinproof Well obviously he's a nudist with a diet consisting only of ashes, but he's a savage rabid beast so it doesn't phase him.

  • @randompwnguinproof everything he owns is petrifeid ashes... and he get nutrition from ashes ? :D

  • @randompwnguinproof What does he do if he touches himself? You can interpret that either way you want.

  • iam naked right now

  • If everything he touches turns to ashes do you think he could touch justin beiber?

  • @pig29988 i wish lol

  • 33 people got their like button turned to ashes and had to dislike

  • Rhapsody of Fire = win :)

    (totally off topic lol)

  • "Infant Death Orgasm." FTW

  • @RainingBlood15 Ivan Moodys the shit aint he

  • @SilentlyPsycho Hes a 11th degree blackbelt, and a marine. It would be a pleasure to get my ass kicked by him. Or just to get an auto graph.

  • @RainingBlood15 I would perfer auto-graph lol

  • Everything I Touch Turns To Ashes!!! 5FDP for life!

  • love this song

  • epic song and epic band

  • i dont like the nom nom nom part at the beginning. no offense to you but i just dont think 5fdp should be associated with those words lol. but its ur video not mine. but anyway thanks for posting this song.

  • @mistiquez4eva agreed

  • this makes me wanna fucking fuck a mother fucker in the fucking bitch ass fucking face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oops boner. O_O

  • so much awesome metal bands. I prefer medolic death metal the best and speed metal is good too and they are best when they are mixed with mid evil

  • @DamianKenny8 like Kalmah and amon amarth? MELODEATH FTW!

  • @NYMPHETAMINE1236 omfg you just guessed my 2 favorite bands! well fucking done!!!!!!!

  • self-destruct! BOOM!

  • OM NOM NOM 2 U 2!!!! xD lol this is fucking awesome!!!

  • Any woman u fuck i fucked better

  • Ur a fag ur wemon want me bitch

  • right!, rooooiiighttttt!! riiiighht!!! ooooiiighhhttt!!!..... BRING IT!

  • Is it?

  • Razing Storm Brought Me Here

  • This is my personal anthem

  • wow.. alot of people use the same jizz jokes?...

  • This is the kinda shit that makes me want to find The biggest Jock I can piss off and get in a fight with him

  • @CrazyMetalHead913 awesome

  • Now this is what I need to put on my iPod when I'm dropped off in Kirkuk (and probably shooting at terrorists) :D

  • I am an egocentric masochist with sadist point of bleak too.......fuck yes

  • This song is going to be played on the day i get buried!

  • fggdfgdfbvcny sry i was cleaning the jizz off my keyboard

  • i can imagine the singer taking a dump while he sings!

    

  • @ModernxTactics808 Thats creepy.

  • @TrunksOwns123 this song fcking ROCKS!

  • i love this fuckin song def appreciate u makin the vid

  • @itsmeyahappy Well, first of all, it was on the first page when I last saw it. Second, I find that I have a habit of going through comments and occasionally responding to them. Third, I did it because I CAN. No one said I can't. Now that I've answered your question, why don't you answer mine? Or, you can ignore the fact that I even asked one and just enjoy the music.

  • hi

  • @itsmeyahappy Why not? Is it a screamer?

  • 5fdp is 5x better than slipknot

  • This record was so good and very unique

  • @DMRCapitalHill lol, it was not unique at all, but very well executed, so yeah good album.

  • 28 people couldent handle the awesomeness and blew up, their body parts where raining down allover the room and 1 chunk came down and hit the dislike button

  • ffdp+mudvayne=life

  • @0721bre lol awesome i made that connection too

  • 28 people should be given a five finger death punch to the face

  • i think i jizzed.....

  • @dreadfulstr thats weird

  • @ice0wn4g well...Im embarassed then

  • @ice0wn4g

    standard side effect of listening to good music... women tend to get naked for you... dunno why.

  • @ice0wn4g not at all

  • @ice0wn4g No it's cause I did too

  • @ice0wn4g actually its incredably normal to jizz to good music

  • @ice0wn4g Welcome to the internet culture

  • @dreadfulstr dude, i cant go one song without jizzing haha

  • @dreadfulstr i think i just jizzed in your moms mouth

  • @dreadfulstr I jizz... in... my pants...

  • @dreadfulstr i did

  • luv this song

  • lol, love the random nom nom nom, but this a great song, one of my favorites, good quality too, *likes*

  • lol, love the random nom nom nom, but this a great song, one of my favorites, good quality too, *likes*

  • Insert credit: $ 1.50

  • @MRsnugglezz

    i know, right? what has this world come to? everyone forgets the true legends and makes up there own. i cant think of a single sabbath album that doesnt have legend written all over it. sabbath is the GOD father of metal.

  • @ericacreman

    And Dio. Essentially, this is how it works: Blues, jazz, and classical are the roots of all metal (some more than others). Half of Kirk Hammett's solos are just blues scales. The same with Alexi Laiho and classical, or Petrucci and jazz. So what happened is Ozzy and Dio (using Sabbath) each branded their own form of metal which spread into the world evolving into the dark beautiful beast we have today. Put yer fuckin horns in the goddamn air! \m/ >.< \m/

  • HATE HATE HATE HATE!!....hate...

  • razing storm arcade game is awsome

  • Turtle beach headphones, full volume. i........... JUST HAD A FUCKING EAR-GASM

  • @ShadowLineCinima or you ruptured your ear drums