you are good stage comedian , and you could be mix in any religion , you long big hairs if you go to perform comedy shows any sardarji parties they couldn't actually what is real religion. and when you comes to masjid to perform Jumma khutba you looks like........too. is it possible to other Muslims folow you as a Iman of Jummah? we have to get the real Answer with any good Islamic scholar ...not like a western modern worlds Imams or mufties.
How can we be Allah? How can we be the One who created us? How can you create yourself, for to create yourself you'd have to exist in the first place? Please think. Allah is ONE and there is nothing comparable to Him.
Beware of mockery as Allah says in Surah Al-Tawbah 9:65
If you ask them (about this), they declare: "We were only talking idly and joking.'' Say: "Was it at Allah, and His Ayat and His Messenger that you were mocking? Make no excuse; you disbelieved after you had believed.
If you ask them (about this), they declare: "We were only talking idly and joking.'' Say: "Was it at Allah, and His Ayat and His Messenger that you were mocking? Make no excuse; you disbelieved after you had believed. If We pardon some of you, We will punish others among you because they were criminals.
hes a muslim comedian muslim, part of allah made me funny, he says his jokes are misunderstood, so i kinda got the same feelings when i first watched him
@goodboyfarm - No I think you are an Idiot...what makes Sheikhs so special that you cant mock them? There is not concept of clergy in Islam, and if a person with a big beard a turban tells me that he has some special insight into religion and he teaches me something against it he can go fuck himself.
People like you are weak in faith you seek the support of others because you are not sure of yourself. Sheiks and Mullahs are the dogs of the world, fuck em' all.
A: No. Muslims are NOT terrorists. Who is a terrorist ? By today' definition, a Terrorist is one who is against Freedom and kills a mass number of people because of their location, beliefs, or association with the terrorist's target. Muslims have NEVER been terrorists. But, the Zionist Media, the inventor of the "Muslim terrorist" label, has succeeded in portraying a muslim as a terrorist, by the West.
this definition suit well on America, Israel and India.......
All these nations are occupying foreign land thus oppressing their freedoms and mass murdering civilians..........in Palestine, Kashmir, Iraq and Afghanistan
@islamforworldnafter ...dude..u got all messed up...even during prophet muhammad's time there were muslim extremists psychos, who were condemned by the then mainstream muslims ..n now ur name calling n stereotyping da media..in da same way ignorants do to muslims...where lies the difference then.
allah does not look perfect. he is formless and shapeless. that is the basic stance of islam. allah is one who has no shape or size or form, allah is one who didnt come from anyone and from allah no one can be biologically conceived. im not muslim by the way
@islamforworldnafter Brother you and me are Allah.. For the creation itself is a manifestation of Allah... There is only one God and he is omnipresent.. He is just called by different names..... Rama, Krishna,Allah,Jesus and many more.
this guy has NNNOOOOOOO talent. he is waste of 1:10 minutes of the video i just watched. What a fat pig, needs a good kick up his ass. LLLLLOOOOSSSSSSEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
That was just plain silly. Could have been funnier. He should watch his back thou - there could be a one-eyed sheikh out to get him. I would if I were one. :P
Ha ha ha! OMG funny esp the end, but could be funnier, Azhar's voice came out slightly muffled, but after I crank up my volume is was as funny as a cat beaten by a chipmunk!
that's was in program called Allah made me funny
Stop being a raciest fuckhead !
and one more other thing read the book you stupid Ignorant
blackprefection 5 months ago
you are good stage comedian , and you could be mix in any religion , you long big hairs if you go to perform comedy shows any sardarji parties they couldn't actually what is real religion. and when you comes to masjid to perform Jumma khutba you looks like........too. is it possible to other Muslims folow you as a Iman of Jummah? we have to get the real Answer with any good Islamic scholar ...not like a western modern worlds Imams or mufties.
electriciankhan 5 months ago
This is not funny.
@siddog9999
How can we be Allah? How can we be the One who created us? How can you create yourself, for to create yourself you'd have to exist in the first place? Please think. Allah is ONE and there is nothing comparable to Him.
EvolutionIsSatanic 6 months ago
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Beware of mockery as Allah says in Surah Al-Tawbah 9:65
If you ask them (about this), they declare: "We were only talking idly and joking.'' Say: "Was it at Allah, and His Ayat and His Messenger that you were mocking? Make no excuse; you disbelieved after you had believed.
omarshakeer1 7 months ago
lol
But I reproach him in music
zizooooo00 9 months ago
lol
zizooooo00 9 months ago
Fuck him he maik islam look kaik shit
ak9665 1 year ago
@ak9665
was that your fart ? pls. respect others
raqib56 7 months ago
lol hes funny masAllah
turkmuslim4ever 1 year ago
he is a comedian man
he is just acting
you can see his videos on youtube
his name is Azhar Usman
do77h 1 year ago 6
i love this guy =D
SADDqtr 1 year ago 4
looool :57
HAYSQ 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL this is hilarious! its Azhar Usman! its no sheik or anything! its a joke guys chill out.
burnoutboy28 1 year ago
Qur'an 9:65 (Surah Tawbah verse 65)
If you ask them (about this), they declare: "We were only talking idly and joking.'' Say: "Was it at Allah, and His Ayat and His Messenger that you were mocking? Make no excuse; you disbelieved after you had believed. If We pardon some of you, We will punish others among you because they were criminals.
BattalinBabasi 1 year ago
@BattalinBabasi
Jazaakullahu khair... i was thinking the same thing
Javeer89 1 year ago
mashaallah azhar uzman is knowledgeable yet so dang funny
orensampemati 2 years ago
White shirt i appreciate that.. look for the savior wolverine! coming to comic spirit world near you.
andyandyband 2 years ago
it is funny loooooool
24303022430302 2 years ago
This Guy IS AN IDIOT, probably he is NOT MUSLIM too,Islam prohibit mocking "Sheiks" i mean the good one as far as i know,
BTW he is not funny too.
goodboyfarm 2 years ago
hes a muslim comedian muslim, part of allah made me funny, he says his jokes are misunderstood, so i kinda got the same feelings when i first watched him
younis93 2 years ago
dont miss understand him he s a muslim brother he just criticates politics ^^
his name is uzmane and he s a muslim :)
bboyakumablackdragon 2 years ago
He is mocking terrorists and terrorists are not shieks and don't represent islam.
reventonreaper 2 years ago
@goodboyfarm - No I think you are an Idiot...what makes Sheikhs so special that you cant mock them? There is not concept of clergy in Islam, and if a person with a big beard a turban tells me that he has some special insight into religion and he teaches me something against it he can go fuck himself.
People like you are weak in faith you seek the support of others because you are not sure of yourself. Sheiks and Mullahs are the dogs of the world, fuck em' all.
kikusdream 2 years ago
Q: Are muslims terrorists?
A: No. Muslims are NOT terrorists. Who is a terrorist ? By today' definition, a Terrorist is one who is against Freedom and kills a mass number of people because of their location, beliefs, or association with the terrorist's target. Muslims have NEVER been terrorists. But, the Zionist Media, the inventor of the "Muslim terrorist" label, has succeeded in portraying a muslim as a terrorist, by the West.
islamforworldnafter 2 years ago 74
this definition suit well on America, Israel and India.......
All these nations are occupying foreign land thus oppressing their freedoms and mass murdering civilians..........in Palestine, Kashmir, Iraq and Afghanistan
LethalSami 2 years ago
@islamforworldnafter ...dude..u got all messed up...even during prophet muhammad's time there were muslim extremists psychos, who were condemned by the then mainstream muslims ..n now ur name calling n stereotyping da media..in da same way ignorants do to muslims...where lies the difference then.
jimboali 1 year ago
vhatewer...ndude!
TheMuslimdude 2 years ago
this is a JOKE.... its stupid not funny...
coolfool147 2 years ago 2
Creator is not a ?
andyandyband 2 years ago
shame..
AlQaria 2 years ago
not my fave...but hes still an awesome comedian =]
paliz 2 years ago 3
Hamza is a fat mouthy bookbasher
he's just gutted cos he has a manky eye and a coathanger for a hand
hope he gets executed
slumdogpaki 2 years ago
U takin a mic shame
khumbar 3 years ago
In my opinion this guy has taken it too far and its become lame and meaningless.
Thetruthisone 3 years ago 3
Q: Does Allah look like us?
A: No Allah is perfect. He is not like any of His creation.
islamforworldnafter 3 years ago 47
allah does not look perfect. he is formless and shapeless. that is the basic stance of islam. allah is one who has no shape or size or form, allah is one who didnt come from anyone and from allah no one can be biologically conceived. im not muslim by the way
killintymm 2 years ago
@islamforworldnafter How do you know this? do you have a direct line to allah?
Malsipots 1 year ago
@Malsipots yes and that's what Quran for, to be in touch with Allah in spiritual way
WoundedSnake 1 year ago
@islamforworldnafter Brother you and me are Allah.. For the creation itself is a manifestation of Allah... There is only one God and he is omnipresent.. He is just called by different names..... Rama, Krishna,Allah,Jesus and many more.
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siddog9999 1 year ago
@islamforworldnafter whatever u think allah is he is always gonna be different from ur imagination.
34353453 10 months ago
he is talented and very funny
amazingasa 3 years ago
erm, now I think Azhar Usman is crossing limits
Bayngan 3 years ago
this guy has NNNOOOOOOO talent. he is waste of 1:10 minutes of the video i just watched. What a fat pig, needs a good kick up his ass. LLLLLOOOOSSSSSSEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
move2dubai 3 years ago
what a fat pig son of a hore,i like to pee on his fucking face.
koolDeception 3 years ago
oi come on thats going a bit too far, his mum dont need non of that
AiM4the7thParadisE 2 years ago
no man no you did wrong
lilboss007 3 years ago
How can you shame yourself like this? this is embarasing, and not to mention ridicolous.
If you whant to do Muslim comedy its ok, just dont do it like this. There are better ways to be funny, man!.
kefkahkefkah 3 years ago
etq ellah ya muslim wla tslk tareq alfsad
wla tg3l a3daana ythhakon mna
AQUILANIq8 3 years ago
lol awesomely funny! but not needed azhar
nazjam 3 years ago
SHAME ON YOU
niku10 3 years ago
haah
GUNINYOFACE 3 years ago
one eyed sheikkkk .ha ha ha ha ha.halarious.
blueshomes 3 years ago
does he blink or wink
lol
FistsofVengeance 3 years ago
he should do something more
iraqicaptain1 3 years ago
this guy is muslim himself hes from allah made me funny islamic comedy programme
imz1066 3 years ago
Rofl I find this guy kind of funny IM muslim my self....but this guy takes jokes too far imo.
cocobeware123 3 years ago
is dis person tryin 2 be da dajjal lol hes funni anywayz xxx
xxPakiGirl4evaxx 3 years ago
no a one eyed sheigh
turkmuslim4ever 3 years ago
what the fukk is this ? are you trying to be funny on this one or are you disrespecting your middle eastern brothers fighting against oppression ?
volkan63 4 years ago
How embarassing.
cptratib 4 years ago
lol not enough pointing at the screen
Crusaderdeluxe 4 years ago
Well not everyone can be funny.
This is crap. Delete it tosser.
wharbio 4 years ago
her is making fun of people not religion.
Tothose 4 years ago
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such a stupid person make fun his regligion
regrego 4 years ago
Hes making fun of the people who direct ridicule at his religion.
omarfarid 4 years ago 3
this is what bin laden does too its all fixed just like the moon landing hahaha
AxmedGurey 4 years ago
last bit's funny!!
02popar 4 years ago
bunch of bologna if ya ask me.
what a disgrace.
chinesextakeout 4 years ago
You gotta be kidding me. I mean this guy is funny sometimes but now.
" What the hell " <<< a muslim shouldn't cuss
plus listing to muzic with bad words is also forbidden
strange but still funny
OutLaWSoldieRKSA 4 years ago
You are an idiot. It is not Your ISLAM, it is his ISLAM. you should not force your view of islam on others.
simonistic 3 years ago
That was just plain silly. Could have been funnier. He should watch his back thou - there could be a one-eyed sheikh out to get him. I would if I were one. :P
HRSTheQLG 5 years ago
this guy is a f***ing embarassment. god save us all.
umawwi 5 years ago
disgraceful image of Islam. This is worthless.
RezaTheBeliever 5 years ago
y watch it den
u ppl can't appriacate anyfin uhhhh
may allah give u pll taqwa
PEace 2 all
lol da guy is funni
by da way i'm laughin wit him not at him
PeaceXxX
xxPakiGirl4evaxx 3 years ago
What a fucking legend
HeroOfTime 5 years ago
rofl
xxxxxlightxxxxx 5 years ago
Ha ha ha! OMG funny esp the end, but could be funnier, Azhar's voice came out slightly muffled, but after I crank up my volume is was as funny as a cat beaten by a chipmunk!
IstiArief 5 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Xtremeownage 5 years ago
great
AeomMai 5 years ago
haha 2 funny
khilafah1 5 years ago
Azhar is just some mental guy, hes good with the arabic accent.. Lol at the golddigga song at the end..
Shehzaadi22 5 years ago
YOU GO kenny west..I mean Tinku patel
MuslimByChoice 5 years ago
lmao..too funny...
aurorascopic 5 years ago
nice imam saab !
ahmedk 5 years ago
hahaa
djdp157 5 years ago
great vid man LOL
jon316t 6 years ago
awsome vid!!!
abhiba 6 years ago