Women Are Stupid by Patrick Kelly

[HelloDaisy94]

ok, i get this is supposed to be funny, and i'll probably get a bunch of hate for saying this, but im assuming you wouldn't write a racist song, so why write a sexist one?

[babysealsareyummy]

you're fucking awesome

[AgiosPagi24]

woman are very stupid.

[TheRicosuave1995]

i didn't kno there was a computer in the kitchen....

[RachaelWorksTV]

Stupid assholes. All of you can go to hell.

we're female, not sexist, but we're mad because all of you just need to GTFO.

And no, we will not get back in the fucking kitchen.

Sincerely, the girls.



[GymTanLaxx]

@RachaelWorksTV you kno how to use a computer?

[Darkside626]

That was the single greatest song I've ever heard.

[REvil4Pwns]

GENIOUS

[missyah101]

@alecalec321 this is nothing compaired to how pissed men get when we make jokes about them. you need to do your research

[cowfordflorida1]

i think the older i get, the more this shit seems like absolute truth

i still try to refrain from discriminating against an individual because they are a girl (because that would be unfair), but I do think I have acquired a general stereotype that on average women are stupider than men

[HelloDaisy94]

@cowfordflorida1 more women go to college/university then men these days.

[cowfordflorida1]

@HelloDaisy94 out of all these year-old comments that you could have replied to, including several that are only a few months old, you had to choose mine

I'm going to be graduating soon from a Uni in a year though and I have to say, attending a college/uni is hardly a reliable means of determining an individual's intelligence.

if anything, "book smarts" is more of a determination of willingness to work hard than it is a determination of intelligence

[paninnguaqanedavidse]

Become a man before you say things like that ! You are not old enough to take like a man ... ;)

I'd love to stand in kitchen for a MAN ! ;)

get a wheeney ????

[meillaaa91]

WOW! the club of masochistic assholes is meeting obviously up right here, just compensating the fact that no women(with a normal intelligence quotient) is willing to mess around with them...the fact that the others rate such brainless comments positively is soooo sad that it´s almost funny again... this species of men offers ostensibly unequaled opportunities...

[willsmackyoudown]

The only thing women are good for is fucking and half of them cant even do that right.

[WasteTime4Passwords]

Dude! That's awesome.

Hey, can I use that song for a movie trailer I'm doing about Seatle Women? This is not for profit, and I don't plan on making the movie, and if it turns into something, you keep any money and credit. I just want some laughs with a few friends.

[BBridget511]

this song will get you a girlfriend. 

[bloodystuff13]

Whenever a woman is being stupid saying that they create life in the universe just tell them no they dont cause all life comes from my balls bitch! Haha

[beckhend]

BEST MAN xD LIKE IT BE gay -_- ...

[lemonrind]

Ha ha ha! Women are the worst.

[MitsuhideTheVagrant]

lol

[receivingthesign]

Watch the new version of this video, it's re recorded and it's a real video!

[ic069]

nice song !

[lyndel4]

loved this song and ur right women are stupid its a fact

[elvinandvictoria]

awesomeness!!

[awaken375]

only half of the women took offense

[julzeatspu]

shutup ginger

[Hollisterdude07]

sad but true

[buzai12]

everything is developed by men: medicine, science, economy, technology. women did not make shit even makeup is invented by men. shit we even build pyramids and so on. Microsoft sony philips its all founded by men.

[elmo09877890]

@buzai12 dont forget a man made the bra!

[JohnMayerGayFlamer]

Women are good at bitching, nagging and generally making you feel like shit because you don't want to be around that shit but you don't want to be gay homosexual, either.

Most can't even cook, clean or fuck right.

And tiny little benign things turn into a crisis for them..

And the most important thing is EVERYTHING IS THE GUY'S FAULT!!!

According to the woman, she never,ever does anything wrong. Ever hear one apologize? Say I'm sorry and mean it?

I haven't. Stupid bitches.

[sexybeastx10]

wemen are onley good for 3 things

1 cooking

2 cleaning

3 making babies

[therm0911]

How to tell if a woman actually has a career or not, they will say:

"I like working with children."

Translation:

"I have no idea what I want to do and I'll probably end up a dead beat in a few years"

[Rodriguan]

they dont need a watch theres a clock on the stove

ahahahahhaha

[nenitecto]

lol hahha hillarious

[Random90sKid]

@stublue44 that comment was...beautiful.

[sundude10]

@ victoriathediva do what women do best, and make the tea, bitch!

[nachoman310]

women are stupid is proven by science and its in the bible

[nenitecto]

lol hey don't involve the holy sacred book in this..haha

[uzavas]

haha dude absolutely love your song! so much truth too and i sure you will get some angry bitches on here screaming at ya lol

[DanRaccoon]

@TATERLUVER69 Wow, that was stupid, oh wait! you're a woman :D

[meillaaa91]

@DanRaccoon supposedly u don´t have a very high intake of wisdom right!?

[alexmejia26]

women are stupid.

[zelda5820]

FUCK YOU, every person is different, most men ae stupid fucks who go to jail for all their life. Statistics actually show that woman are better in math and science and males are better at like weights

[Father0Blivion]

I'm guessing you either pulled those statistics out of your ass or got them from a pro-feminist site that I'm unaware of because I looked them up and came up empty.

If you were looking to refute my claims that men are more intelligent, you've failed both in your data and in your demeanor.

Also, women have been commiting more violent crimes in recent history so we're seeing a rise in female inmates. If your goal was to refute male intelligence with incarceration records, you've also failed.

[wondergirlsy]

okay I am a woman and I don't deny the fact so SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Random90sKid]

@zelda5820 "every person is different,most men ae stupid fucks" wow bitch that doesen't sound NORMAL at all...women are fucking retarded ^__^

[uzavas]

oh man that is funny manipulative slackers i totally understand your feeling there...they have a pussy and they look good and they are sexy and give birth and thats a huge factor.!.but other than that they lack anything to offer to society..

[crypter27]

Theres allot of antimale songs out there,I'm glad we have one of our own. And have more rights then men!

[supersumdude]

hey victoriathediva, hahahahaha what could you possibly do to anyone here?? send them a derogatory comment?? nobody cares about your opinion bitch lol this guy is genius

[Lotum4n]

LMFAO someone sign this guy to a record label i just laughed my gutts out at the lyrics it was as if he was reading my mind when he created the song but i would have added more stuff to it then that , for all the rest of the Chauvenist out there like me check out Dick Masterson MABTW

Keep makeing songs buddie i love them .

[victoriathediva]

i aint the lady to mess with

[DanRaccoon]

@victoriathediva COOK MAH DINNER WOMAN!

[meillaaa91]

@DanRaccoon cause you´re too stupid to do it on your own..uhh I understand that u need some help...

[DanRaccoon]

@meillaaa91 Please type into youtube "women drivers" that's W.O.M.E.N.D.R.I.V.E.R.S. all will be answered.

[cleve101]

@meillaaa91 FUCK YOU BITCH, calling us men species! GET IN THE KITCHEN AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS YOU SEXIST CUM BUCKET!

[costasleeds]

i hate women....actually i love them when they take their clothes of but ther r stupid and they r crazy. they don't know what they want. which fucking sucks. chloe u can fuck off

[YunahiUchi]

lol awesome song ;P

[kendomar1]

nice job dude very creative good job

[ImCrashBandicute]

I'm going to assume it's a joke. Either way, it's hilarious.

[emergefilms]

Check out the new real music video for Women Are Stupid! It's in the video responses to this video!

[mkc3188]

MY HERO!

[vaanworlddestroyer]

Dude, fuckin love the song and yes women are stupid, i totally agree with the song, all they do is bitch,want stuff to be bought for them, want your money, and i would like to add they are not real people, hey are fucking aliens

[kianna777]

I loved the song,even though im a girl i dont find it offence.

[evilpleasure69]

i think i love you

[snowblindu]

@kianna777

you don't find it offensive because you are a stupid woman :)

[receivingthesign]

Just to clarify, I am very well aware that this is not a live video of me singing the song. I was not trying to trick anyone, so if you bothered to comment about that your wasting your time and effort. It's pretty obvious. I wanted to have the harmonies in the song for the video so I just played along to the song and used the recording audio. Also thanks for all the comment, even the funny ones from girls who take it too seriously and guys who think I've never seen a naked girl. You all rule.

[receivingthesign]

Actually it is me singing, but I recorded the song prior to making the video so I just lip synched so I could put it on youtube.

[HellCuzins]

That was actually a nice song, it inspired me to make a song. Maybe I'll title it Men are stupid. Also, the strumming didn't really match specially at the end, but whatever. Nice song.

[labrados12345]

YES this si the best song ever put it on itunes

[alecalec321]

Women are so stupid, some of them took offense.

Grow up, get a sense of humor. *sigh*

[Julietteisme]

@alecalec321 yeah, but its not funny

[toiletstorm]

nice

[zerox505]

women: Equal rights!

men: wait...isn't that a myth?

lol kidding, women rock

[DanRaccoon]

@zerox505 No they don't.

[smallcomment]

Absolute Genius.

[Zadose18]

there's a clock on the stove..lolssssssssss

[lukem2866]

hahah awesome and true.

[socaoner]

''you must worship the devil. huh ''

its better then worshiping that other faggot

-jesse

[Savzannah]

Hey PAT! I was with Quinn at the show yesterday! I really like your voice! and this video is awesome. If people knew who you were they would understand.. plus your girlfriend is hott. :P

[DavidToddSchiesler]

I would leave a reply but i think and come to the conclusion none of your petty sqaubbles concern me so my thoughts on this subject are nothing

[intotherushxx21]

I agree. You are gay. Why else do you hate girls so bad? because you loveeee yah self some cock!!

[Papawill13]

Did you just agree with yourself?

[SpoobicDaMoobic]

your gay. and you need to be raped

[shred3303]

you pile of sticks

[Bugs44444]

hey, my friend has that shirt. and she's FEMALE. god this pisses me off.

[brennanh]

''You wrote this because you can't get a girlfriend. Haha. Pitiful for the most part, yet still incredibly laughable. ''

Hahah so much you know, this kids got a fine ass girlfriend son

- Jay Kay son

[elroy678]

Hell yeah!! Women are inferior beings!! The only thing women are good for is making sandwiches.... oh wait, and dishes too.... and doin it

[SpoobicDaMoobic]

you must worship the devil. huh

[intotherushxx21]

lol, dude are you gay? Who else do you hate girls?

[elroy678]

joking... get over it, and quit being so sensitive

[kitsunu13]

Satire Fail.

[Boosterbain]

We need to end women's suffrage

[haggardbeN]

women shouldnt have rights!

[WoWgnome123]

woot 1,600th viewer

[pkelley887]

i think i need some ear plugs while listening to this

[suspendmeassholes]

Wow, you have a really good voice.

[xjulierk]

You wrote this because you can't get a girlfriend. Haha. Pitiful for the most part, yet still incredibly laughable.

[xvideoxmusicx]

Agreed.

[kittenshateyou]

your mom must be so proud.

[meillaaa91]

@kittenshateyou that´s ironic isn´t it?!

[t3hwonendonlehBH13]

probably you .... woman

[1800nunyabiz]

Funny stuff

[emuholic]

excellent song, favorited

[emuholic]

could you upload an mp3 version of this? thanks

[Muribelle]

Oh dear, I think every man whos commented here is sadly lacking in something!

[victoriathediva]

Men are twice as bad!!!! u say us women r stupid.. on behalf of all the other divas who disagree bout us women bein stupid I just wanna say fuck u guys!!!!

[under9000]

It's been proven by science that men are smarter.

Fuck the divas.

You're just a self-entitled cunt with neurotic opinions.

[victoriathediva]

well maybe but I speak my mind!!

[victoriathediva]

o i just read ur comment again and how are men smarter than women? plus i find the word cunt offending so please watch ur mouth buster!!!

[loserwithnofriends]

shut up woman get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

[victoriathediva]

(froze with shock) y dont u get off ur arse and make one for a change

[ShadowCrashed81]

Women are only good for three things cooking, cleaning, and vaginas.

[victoriathediva]

:-O..  men r good at three things as well hunni. having b.o, lazy arse's and shite in bed

[ShadowCrashed81]

Those aren't..good things bitch.

[victoriathediva]

hey u who calling u bitch mister?

[ShadowCrashed81]

You,,,,,

[victoriathediva]

im a bitch am i? y's that?

[ShadowCrashed81]

Because you're, presumably, a woman.

[victoriathediva]

yes and a woman with more brains!!

[ShadowCrashed81]

HA! Funny.

[loserwithnofriends]

Well if you take all the perfumes and all that shit women use hmm i wonder how they would smell i don't think they would smell good either and not to mention if we take razors and shaving cream from women i bet they would look hairy and ugly too! and it has been proven by science that women are dirtier than men i guess the kitchen is the dirtiest place in the house!

[niteowlsam]

I'm sure you don't mean all women look good when they take their clothes off.But anyway,I think if it weren't for the sexual attraction -and BTW women are just as attracted to us as we are to them even though they try to hide it- if it weren't for that, they'd be 100% useless.

[tarynjh]

this is probably the funniest thing ive seen allday

[sandman3131]

Great song. So true.

[Falcon1962]

the only thing thats better than this is john lajoie's show me your genitals, bravo sir, bravo.

[tazttaz]

women are stupid and you can be as sure of that as you cant be of almost anything. but yet its an isult to say that and its suposed to be politicaly incorrect, thats what I call human decadence

[ajauregui67]

your right women are stupid!!! fuck um

[ThisisIntermission]

The only one I hear whining right now is you, BITCH. Take off your clothes and get back in the kitchen.

[sonne5]

the lyrics sound very accurate and true as far as I'm concerned, but then again I've never met an intelligent woman before.

[receivingthesign]

What can I say I'm no Ashley Simpson, lip syncing is hard.

[shoegb]

I get no cred when i helped write the first verse, come on now

[brennanh]

You got it soo wrong.

Like the lip syncing and ery'thing

[kalifromya]

thats f**ken rocks keep it up!!!

[nelsoncarmo26]

huuuuuuuuuuu fantastic!

[ToxicSeahorse]

dude your awesome.song sums it all up

[bloodilltempured]

woot

[Neverprevail]

haha this rules

[shoegb]

Hahahahah

[spence119]

I cant recoment this song highly enough