Alterniabound 17 - Midnight Calliope

[RainbowMinako51]

there goes my sleep.

[Tewaro]

I wish that all patron trolls could have such good taste in creepy theme music.

[peachypreacher]

My teacher made a :O) smiley on my homework the other day. My very first thought was "*gasp* HO SHIT, GAMZEE!" before I realized how much Homestuck controls my life now.

/noregrets/

[JyskyRakas]

Lol, my patron troll is Equius and my two best friends are Gamzee and Karkat :D

My friend no. 1 kills me and then friend no. 2 calms her down from her rampage

[BeccaBearize]

Love this best THEME THINGY EVER!!!!!!!!

[chromaticcrow]

HoNk, BrOs. It'S mOtHaFuCkIn' MaGiCaL. :o) BEST PATRON TROLL EVER.

[LordressFiery]

Guys.

Guys just.

Stop.

It's not even scary D:

[zergandshadow1999]

T)(-E )(onks at 1:43 N-EARLY GAV-E M-E a H-EART attack

[Akoizumi159]

I'm Capricorn and my "ex" best friend is Taurus. It was to know, at first.

It's still funny.

My "another" (fufuu) best friend is a Virgo and her name is Marie/Mary.

Oh fuck yea.

[ThisLittleSnowflake]

The only thing i find disturbing about this song is when the cute carnival music goes away and theres that echoing. I feel like something is gonna happen but... it doesn't.

[4lifemika]

Ooooohhh karkat!x(

[DaVinci5006]

Lol, I'm glad he's my patron troll. Apparently anyone who doesn't have him as a patron troll is frightened by these themes. I love them.

[emberwing13]

@DaVinci5006 8D im not,and im an aries.

[CyanTheNyan]

@DaVinci5006 I'm a Scorpio, and I love these themes. :D

[sweetsonicstars1]

@DaVinci5006 i LOVE this kind of music! (i am also not a capricorn)

although.... my friends WOULD classify me as partially-insane

[terminallyCapricous1]

relax brother

IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON

honk

[terminallyCapricous1]

@terminallyCapricous1 This comment is a response to karkat (OrangeStainedGlass) i forgot to just hit reply to that but.... yeah

[assassinmanthing]

i feel at home :0)

[Nagalfar4]

I SAID

KNEEL

MOTHERFUCKER

[Scanzortherax]

and you all and can't be motherfuckin hiding, brother.

I'M IN THE MOTHERFUCKING KNOW ON AS TO WHERE

you all and motherfucking go to.

HONK HONK.

[y3ahbr0]

MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs BrO (o:

HONK

honk

HONK

honk

HONK

[dovelapasta]

Is that 1 dislike Karkat?

[starXshadow4ever]

MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS mY bRoThEr *honk honk* :o)

[DarkCloud372]

...2 honks you guys... its not that freaking bad.

[kadarastrife]

FUCKING HONKS. GODDAAMMIT. 

[xMinnowflight]

My Dad seems to have taken on the habit of blaring this and Blackest Heart with honks out through our speakers. And we have a sub-woofer. He usually does it in the middle of the night.

FML ;-;

[CyanTheNyan]

@xMinnowflight Your dad's cool.

[shadowd151]

It's like Karkat's but twisted and dark and and and and and

HoNk HoNk MoThErFuCkEr

[xDarKestNightz]

OHH FUCCKKKK

GAMZEEE WWHYY AREN'T YOUUU MAAHH BROTHHAAAA????

im a fucking capricorn.

FTW.

[akaleri]

this is the tone of my alarm clock.

I LOVE IT.

honk.

HONK.

honk.

:o)

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

tI cant stop looking behind me.... :( OH SHIT the honk at the end!!!!! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[doods91]

Looks like one intense match of Fiduspawn

[kokiri8890]

Everytime I log off the computers at school I leave a "hOnK :o)" is the user and shut off the monitor...I wish a poor Homestuck would come across it one day.

[DevilAngel773436]

@kokiri8890 OMG. I NEED TO DO THIS NOW. <3

[sharuto97]

@kokiri8890 Oh my god I do that too, rolf. I actually seen a gamzee snowman hanging up on the wall at my school. ish i knew the person.

[Mudshadowlover11]

@kokiri8890 I do that too.

[BluYoshi9001]

@kokiri8890 Heh heh. I know a few people that would be freaked out by that.

[IceStormGale]

@kokiri8890 Thanks for the awesome idea bro XD Theres so many homestucks at my school, its bound to freak one of them out one day.

[1TravellingJack1]

@kokiri8890 Should that happen, I will literally flee in terror. Sort of like how Nic Cage does in that 'I'm a Vampire' scene, but more to the tune of 'THE HONKING! OH COD, THE HONKING'!

[HyperDriveSlash]

@kokiri8890 DUDE I SAW A HONK ON A COMPUTER ONCE AT MY SCHOOL.

I REMEMBER THINKING "there is another. i must seek this highblood"

[kokiri8890]

@HyperDriveSlash If you were a victim of my "hOnK"ing I'd be thrilled, not gonna lie.

[Dragonastra]

@kokiri8890 Oh man, I need to try that some time xD

[pokpokpokel]

@kokiri8890 I will forever do this now.

I thank you.

[doods91]

@kokiri8890 why not HONK motherfucker?

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

@kokiri8890 it'd be batter if you left "honk HONK :o)" because that's sober!Gamzee's quirk.

[roryhoo]

:o)



[RaptureAndWaffles]

@HAYITSMADIE shooooooshshhhh, its okay -strokes face-

[roryhoo]

HONK!



[HAYITSMADIE]

no joke, the video messed up at one point for me, and it skipped for a bout a second. then the honk.

im in tears. ;n;

[Bananapelt]

I dare someone to go into the bathroom at midnight with this playing, turn off the lights, and say "honk" three times.

No one?

*goes into bathroom*

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

I want to voice act as gamzee sometime soon.

Any suggestions? Should I use a rough gravely voice or a smooth, stoner voice?

[RainbowCupcakeBerry]

According to the comments I wasn't the only one who was like, legit crying when Karkat started freaking out.

THANK GOD. I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD TO WIMPER LIKE AN IDOIT OVER A WEBCOMIC /SOB

[clarabell199]

-giggling at the comments while the theme is still playing-

-hears the honks-

OSHIT.

[Moriwolf]

*casually listening to the music*

*last honk*

*jumps* OH GOD.

[Scanzortherax]

I TOLD YOU TO MOTHERFUCKING KNEEL MOTHERFUCKER!

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

i love this song e_e

[doods91]

I tOlD yOu To MoThErFuCkInG kNeEl....

[smartkidcno]

PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP

[sortofkindamaybe]

@smartkidcno SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[CraftyClaws]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[ilikesniffingcheese]

This is the song you hear when IT approaches. o_e

[Tophxx]

Mm this is delicious and I love it.

[yoitsyagirl]

fuq i love this even though i should be freaked out <3

should i consider myself a bit masochistic by now? xD

[cresent665]

honk

HONK

honk



[BeholdenSeven]

pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap pap

Shoooooooooosh.

[TriniGun]

OH MAN

OH GOD

OH MAN

OH GOD,

OH MAN

OH GOD OHHH MANNNNN

[mouseybaby11]

This song is awesome to me, And I roleplay as Nepeta.

e3o

[OMGilovegir]

@bobotalkclown I know that feel, bro. IM TOO LAZY TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION ON AN IPAD.

[munkychef23]

I live near a highway, and I now find it hard to sleep with the honking.

it freaks me out so much.

[OMGilovegir]

Am I The Only One Who's NOT Bothered By Gamzee Or Honking?

[BoboTalkClown]

@OMGilovegir ii two am not bothered by the honkiing... iin fact, ii fiind iit amu2iing that other people are bothered by iit!

[Wafflepal]

@OMGilovegir

I'm not either!

[MrGamerman111]

@OMGilovegir No, you're not.

[Restosiii]

@OMGilovegir Yes.... 'looks over shoulder'

[DeSnubbehez]

@OMGilovegir

K4N4Y4?

YOU? 1 H4V3 TO S4Y 1 D1DN'T 3XP3CT TH4T.......

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

honk.

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

[emberwing13]

lol,my cousin knows the hoking freks me out.

we go to target.

she gets all the horns she can.

honks em.

right behind me.D8

[SouLMarX66]

*before listening to song, reading comments about honks*

Man, you guys are wussies, it can't really be that bad.

*listens to song, kinda dozes off at end, hears honk*

OH JEGUS IM DEAD

[kojikondo23]

Last honk woke me out of a dead sleep

A DEAD

MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP GOGDAMNIT!

[xBigJuliex]

Oh god I KNEW the honks were there at the end...

But why do I keep jumping every time I hear it... o3o

[SoporSlime]

Gosh i love this one :D

Its not scary?

[EmetTheUndead]

I was drawing Gamzee to this, when I heard the honks I was like;

"HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT MY DRAWING IS GONNA KILL ME."

[Kumajirou13]

I actually rather like this one, but I don't wanna look like a square... OH GOD.

[222iluvmusic]

Dude. When I herd the honking at the end I was like:

"HOLY SHIT OHGODOHGODOHODOHGODOHGODOHGODO­HGODOHGOD"

[LimeRaven]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

OH GOG MAKE IT STOP.

[shadowfire1871]

i can here the voices the voice are still honting me

[WTFIUWTSDShow]

OH GOD THE HONKING.

THE HONKING WON'T STOP!

[MarowakMutt]

Okay the honking is actually starting to strike fear into me this is not good please make it stop make it stop MAKE IT STOP

[HPMunshcraft]

Honk Honk >:o)

[xCurii]

1 DON'T G3T WH4T'S SO B4D 4BOUT 1T.

1T'S JUST G4MZ33'S TH3M3 >:/

[brii443]

-listening to it- Aw, this isn't so bad....

-honking at end- OH GOD OH GOD SHIT DAMN FUCK CRAP CRAP OH GOD OH GOD HE'S HERE -HIDES-

[melamino7]

WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.

[phase866]

OH JEGUS MAKE IT STOP MAKE THE HONKING GO AWAY OHGOGOHGOGOHGOG -HoNk'd-

[LMLLO]

Oh what song is this one- O_O OH CRAP IT'S THIS SONG

/flips shit a bit

[ChesireHeart]

In the words of Karkat:

AAAUUUUUGGGGG!

[striking800]

ahh killer lol i'm not scared

[PopcornFever]

KNEEL MOTHERFUCKER

[Goatmon]

MAKE THE HONKING STOP D:

[OrangeStainedGlass]

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

SHIT

SHIT. FUCK. OH GOD. MAKE IT STOP. I LOST ALL OF MY SHIT.

[ShadTheCrazed]

MiRaClEs

HoNk :o)

[obtuserubbergoose]

Motherfucking HONK motherfuckers.

[tigerwolf44]

OH GOD. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD