@thedarkwarrior99 Hay, i repeat for the 5000th time, this video was made, WAY BEFORE other episodes were made...i made the video in 2008, and didnt upload it till 2009...so please...think before you speak.
@toxikwafflestudios man...what is it with people not knowing how OLD this video is...i made this, over a year ago...i didnt have much time on my hand...so yeah, at THAT TIME i did only see 3...LOOK. AT. THE. DATE. PLEASE.
@penguinboy666 haha not dissing you. Just being honest that I was taken aback by your comments. But you are intitled to say what ever you like. :P I still liked the vid. Just think you could be nicer if you want people to comment is all. Not a diss.
I liked the scene where he's like "OKAY, CHILDREN, CLASS IS IN SESSION! TAKE YOUR SEATS! I SAID EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!! DAMMIT, BILLY, THAT MEANS YOU TOO!!"
no penguine, if you watch Shephard's mind close enough, you'll see that the stash is in a thermos. "Did you know there's a bottle of pills in this thermos?" Then, in Ep 18 where he opens the bottle, he finds a bag of Oxycodone in it!
@penguinboy666 my appologies. I for one am a polite person. Truthfully, I have no preference on which ones I like more, I LIKE 'EM ALL! The one thing I'm REALLY getting tired of is how long it takes between Episodes of any of them. Ross Scott is even having trouble with copyright crap on the music he uses.
I have no problem going up to a greaving widow and saying sorry for your loss, but your husband was a ratfuckmeathead who doesn't know what the word civilan means!
grampa was a fighter
i MUST have a few blood born desies on my suit right now, i'm a walking C.D.C nightmare! that makes me want to hug someone.
NO!! SHUT UP!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!! NOW DO WHAT YOUR TOLD AND GO IN THE MEAT GRINDER! NO YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
My No 1 favourite is either "I thought you had to be wearing MC Hammer pants and a poncho for that to work" or "You know, the einstein look is really just the Carl Marks look but without the beard"
dude it sounds like you really dont know who karl marx is just from the spelling. Im sorry im not being insulting, but i think it's just funnier if you knew who he was. But the best definitely has to be when he first encounters the soldiers and calls it counts of self-defense LOL. Or later on, "WE'RE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA"
maybe im a dork, but the cthulu dog riffing made me crack up... that and the river of radioactive slime and the yelling about the new mexico realestate
YES! NO! SHI- *goes to next scene*
kakokapolei123 2 months ago
Who*
minhmook 4 months ago
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Why are you! No!
minhmook 4 months ago
The song is power plant I think
minhmook 4 months ago
these are just from episode 1 and 2
mrbubbles338 6 months ago
Please become official. This is the kind of stuff I agree with!
BBrawler101 6 months ago
do's any one know what song he uses for the programers lab ?
666blueyoshi 7 months ago
@666blueyoshi
One Must Fall 2097's Power Plant
AnnihilateApocalypse 4 months ago
The best part:I am captain Gordon Freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes ordering you to open! YES!NO!SHIT!
1233889 7 months ago
#2
scout: ??? PANCAKES!
gonegang95 7 months ago
might as well get girls dancing in cage god damn!
musiccridik345 7 months ago
At the scene in the test chamber, all i could think of was Young Frankenstein when the Doctor's trying to get out of the room with the monster.
'Open the door! In the name of God! Open the door! I was just kidding!'
Spocky730 8 months ago
I like number 5 a lot...it totally caught me off-guard and I think I remember falling out of my seat laughing...
IanFree0007 9 months ago
@thedarkwarrior99 Hay, i repeat for the 5000th time, this video was made, WAY BEFORE other episodes were made...i made the video in 2008, and didnt upload it till 2009...so please...think before you speak.
penguinboy666 9 months ago
I AM CAPTAIN GORDON FREEMAN FROM THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES!!
coolerthanu9 9 months ago
its great, but you could get scenes from other episodes, i mean, they are all from 2nd or 3rd...
EdwardJamesCastSly 10 months ago
this is awesome
combine002 10 months ago
No the best scene was with thoose two zombie looking scientist " come play with us Gordon ...for ever ...and ever..."
MrCold14 11 months ago
"MONKEY ON A STICK!!! WE'RE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!!!!"
krane6457 11 months ago
LOL. Last scene, I am a Matador, i fearliasly.. AHHH GOD! JESUS SHIT FUCK THAT THING BITES!!
iagorockboy 11 months ago
i love the strip club scene in the lab XD
jjordan0401 11 months ago
"dont mind the vicious alien or the dead guy,...or the tunnel of blood
Nombot 1 year ago
That could be me, a toxic human French frie.
TheOddOneOne 1 year ago
WE ARE BAD PEOPLE!!!!
d3dreaper 1 year ago
Nice job dude. You're not smart enough to just download the fucking video and you didn't even change the font color in windows movie maker.
alexmeanberg 1 year ago
@alexmeanberg 1. i was new at the time of creating this.
2. You dont even know how to get as many views as this, so stfu
3. You are a troll, u dont bug me :)
penguinboy666 1 year ago
@penguinboy666 do you even know what a troll is.
delete this video by the way. its a way of stealing content of other brilliant videos, and a lame way to whore views.
nintendude8VG 11 months ago
there's just no best scene. you know what i mean.
HARVSTO 1 year ago 4
@HARVSTO I know that. This is MY, Penguinboy666's personal opinions.
penguinboy666 1 year ago
the techno scene was the best period
ummmkewler 1 year ago
my favorite part is when he comes out from the test chamber and says to those 2 scientists
"hey hey! boy we really FUCKED up this time!"
vpfan207 1 year ago
Open the door YOU BASTARDS!!!!
Cryogenicmonkey 1 year ago
Facehuggers
cweis127 1 year ago
Freemans mind is pure Genious...
Jonah64100 1 year ago
I am a matadore! I am fearle-OH AH AW SHIT THOSE THINGS BITE!
Borohockey28 1 year ago
"i am a matadore..."
starwarsfan117 1 year ago
Man. Even by waching all of the episodes, my favourite still is the technoscene. I laughed hard at it in the first time ;D
Izskapts 1 year ago
These are all in the first 2 episodes...
GamerG0d1337 1 year ago
dude....have you only seen the first 3 episodes?
toxikwafflestudios 1 year ago
@toxikwafflestudios man...what is it with people not knowing how OLD this video is...i made this, over a year ago...i didnt have much time on my hand...so yeah, at THAT TIME i did only see 3...LOOK. AT. THE. DATE. PLEASE.
penguinboy666 1 year ago
as for me.......SUCKEEEER!!! is my favorite
Iceburner96 1 year ago
what about:
follow the death body road, follow the death body road, follow the damm..!!!
mcfly0crash 1 year ago
@mcfly0crash Yeah thats pretty funny that was my favorite scene to...lol
Jonah64100 1 year ago
wats da song called?
scottboules 1 year ago
more like first 5 scenes XD
Michael00189 1 year ago
My fav line in this is "No, i dont wanna be a schitzophrenic
number1canuck 1 year ago
Hey, Update hthis vid ;) many more funny ones
bramblehead0 1 year ago
lol
darkreaper2000 1 year ago
ah man he totaly needs to see the newest on ep 29 the bomb crate scene
"I have to blow every thing up its the only way to prove I'm not crazy"
fenrirbl00d 1 year ago
I'M ON YOUR SIDE! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT?!
BleakandDead 1 year ago
No matter what, no one can ever make anything like that guy.
hagamablabla 1 year ago
i think you just the firsts chapters, i like when he says he wants to be an evil doctor :D
TheMrArgentina 1 year ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "AH JESUS SIHT FUCK PISS SHIT, THAT REALLY BITES"
mickydoodle3 1 year ago
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i love first one!
wdpk12 1 year ago
Don't make me get GLaDOS on all you trolls. ;3
legotiger23 1 year ago
I did love that IHOP thing.
hagamablabla 1 year ago
Honestly I found the ambassador pineapple the best :O
Forkez 1 year ago 3
@Forkez Thumbs up if you want Ambassador Pineapple to represent YOU! :3
LunaticBunnyofEvil 1 year ago 3
@LunaticBunnyofEvil YOU...JOU...DUBL NGRRRRRRR
No spamming or thumbing in ma video >:(
unless for gud reason
penguinboy666 1 year ago
@LunaticBunnyofEvil he can solve all your problems :D
penguinboy666 1 year ago
why is this only the first episode?
tyrannoraptorx119 1 year ago
whats the songs name that you play
elrobertomasterpro 1 year ago
i prefer the snece where the rescue team start shooting freeman
im taking that gun from you. your not mature egou to use it. now sit here and think of wat your done.
for me is the funniest
greenxboy1 1 year ago
it sounds like a strip club in here!
mmorpgman101 1 year ago
this is wrong! it should have all episodes front to back for number 5!
then for number 4....
theones77 1 year ago
u forgot the part on the vent:
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
PedroPtPt10 1 year ago
@akigawa1 and?
harrypotterrules872 1 year ago
Bryantn3 I told him that.
SgtVellu 1 year ago
.......
imzeinternet 1 year ago
well you could see some more episodes before doing this vid. . .
NicalCritical 1 year ago
5. (shaking head to beat) "YEAH!!!"
4. "were is your stass?"
3. NOOOO! curse you stupid techno geeks who didn't do job!!!!
2. "hmmmm, pancakes, ok come in! :D"
1. matador...... that went fantasticlly!
cmbdragon666 1 year ago
I am captain Gordon Freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes ordering you to open. YES! NO! SHIT!
kiddinn95 1 year ago 33
numbah 1 was hilarious :D
itsmetails 1 year ago
I think this is a good video, but to bad this is the begining of the freeman's mind firsts episodes. Good job.
derdevil20022 1 year ago
I'm fag twice. I don't read descriptions or anotations , so what's the name of the music?
mvszao 1 year ago 3
The last one wasn't even alittle funny ._.
HeadbangerFromHell14 1 year ago
@HeadbangerFromHell14 well, thats your opinion, i think thats the funniest, as i said this aint official
penguinboy666 1 year ago 17
@penguinboy666 i LOL on that last one xD
great video
Link12bb1 1 year ago
@penguinboy666 my favourite was number 3 towards the end, the line "being dead sucks" and "no, i don't wana be a schizophrenic" sealed it for me :P
WoWHaZ51 1 year ago
well it sure made me laugh.
goldengun5980 1 year ago
why do people say youre mean?
harrypotterrules872 1 year ago
@harrypotterrules872 idfk lol. i guess they are trolls
penguinboy666 1 year ago
@penguinboy666 yeah ive experienced trolls in middle school. i know how ya feel
harrypotterrules872 1 year ago
You say your not being mean...Yet you call us Fags and assholes?
You make me sad :/
Rave7557 1 year ago
@Rave7557 where did i call you that? i said that if i get 3 more mean or just plain dumb comments i will disable them.
Son i am dissapoint, thats the first one
penguinboy666 1 year ago
@penguinboy666
Stop making fun of me!!! IM CALLING THE
Nah im just messing with you man. #LOL
Rave7557 1 year ago
lol my faavorite is . "i am gordan freeman, part of the international house of pancakes!" that is great. i love your picks
jrptrapt 1 year ago
Yes!
No..
Shit!
MrGeonov 1 year ago
Lol: no I don't Wana b a skits a frenike
Grinding10 1 year ago
i am sorry. My grandmother died on my eitghteenth birthday.
catscratch502 1 year ago
''I can't turn back.. ok I can do this , I'm a matador! I feel this''
''AHHH! JESUS SHIT FHUCK! *spits* Those things bite!''
xD Love thar scene
Oaksparrow 1 year ago
hehe i like it.... i love this guy's comedy.
danielcastro3669 1 year ago
I like the limbo scene!
machiner6 1 year ago
jjajajjajajajjaaajjajajjajajajjajajjajajajajajjajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AproachingFive 1 year ago
lol u say ur not being mean but read your own comments hahaha ohhhh so good
JACOBDDIXON13 1 year ago
@JACOBDDIXON13 im sure when i disable comments due to 3 year old trolls such as you, people are going to wish they shut up huh?
penguinboy666 1 year ago
yes!... no!... shit!
Kozmoshido 1 year ago
@penguinboy666 haha not dissing you. Just being honest that I was taken aback by your comments. But you are intitled to say what ever you like. :P I still liked the vid. Just think you could be nicer if you want people to comment is all. Not a diss.
kabo0m 1 year ago 8
Ya know .. I did rate this thumbsup but then when I saw how you treat people's honest opinions I took it back.
kabo0m 1 year ago 2
hahahaha i am a matador!:P
turbiz 1 year ago
good shit. i like the other headcrab scene where its in the glass tube and freeman walks by and freaks out. "DONT let it smell your FEAR..." lol.
Gamer92eb 1 year ago
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I liked the scene where he's like "OKAY, CHILDREN, CLASS IS IN SESSION! TAKE YOUR SEATS! I SAID EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!! DAMMIT, BILLY, THAT MEANS YOU TOO!!"
psyk0chikana 1 year ago
the funny thing is that later in the series when he is escaping you can faintly hear the music
TheToasterparty 1 year ago
"I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House Of Pancake, ordering you to open!"
-Gordon Freeman
spartan257257 1 year ago
lol headcrab scene mine favorite aswell :D
DiseIe 1 year ago
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Machinima ROcks!!!!!!!!
PS: ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Fuck the new layout on YouTube... COPY AND PASTE IF U DONT LIKE THE NEW LAYOUT
Mannetasi 1 year ago
no! i don wanna b a skisophrennic
unstableceilingfan 1 year ago
@penguinboy666 Don't be sad. It makes me a very sad panda.
PSLambdacore 1 year ago
this place is DEAD (episode 2)
enterprise0709 2 years ago
don't mind the guy.
look at it like this:
you have so much contend now, you can easily make a top 20!
enterprise0709 2 years ago
"I am a matador.
Oh shit fuck jesus christ! those things bite!" lol
n1b3luNg 2 years ago
lol ''the green apocolypse''
''if this is dead being dead suxs''
''no i dont want to be skitzafrenic''
ANDY879O 2 years ago
I don't wanna be a schizophrenic..
FruitsBasketNZ 2 years ago
well sorry for my misunderstanding, you could have announced that in the video title/description
Habatboy 2 years ago
It's something called common sense, you should look it up.
kulkan1 2 years ago
um, all scenes were just from one episode, there 24 episodes now, i am sure more episodes have better scenes,
Habatboy 2 years ago 3
@Habatboy read the damn description!!
nerdygangstah 1 year ago
My favorite: "I AM THE MONKEY KING!!" *monkey sounds* xD
Dope999 2 years ago
I am captin Gorden Freeman from the intergalatic house of pancakes ordering you to open.
yes!
no!
shit!
ZoraFireStorm 2 years ago
i like LASER, caution LASER, caution scene xD
NeedForMadnessSVK 2 years ago
@NeedForMadnessSVK I agree in every way that scene is great. Someone needs to make like a top 50.
Borohockey28 1 year ago
@Borohockey28 Agreed :)
MikuMikuBeat 1 year ago
Pretty cool video dude!
Freeman's Mind F T W
izabelini 2 years ago
and if this is the song name, its wrong. or atleast its not on itunes
sakul1134 2 years ago
i like #5 the best
sakul1134 2 years ago
no penguine, if you watch Shephard's mind close enough, you'll see that the stash is in a thermos. "Did you know there's a bottle of pills in this thermos?" Then, in Ep 18 where he opens the bottle, he finds a bag of Oxycodone in it!
machiner6 2 years ago 2
@machiner6
i dont support the fake "mind series'"
penguinboy666 2 years ago
@penguinboy666 my appologies. I for one am a polite person. Truthfully, I have no preference on which ones I like more, I LIKE 'EM ALL! The one thing I'm REALLY getting tired of is how long it takes between Episodes of any of them. Ross Scott is even having trouble with copyright crap on the music he uses.
machiner6 1 year ago
you didn't even notice that thermos, Ross! Your Oxycodone stash was in it, and Krimsin took it! >:D
machiner6 2 years ago
FAIL! best scene was when he was fighting the marines and the grenade rolls around the corner
Sullybahi 2 years ago
He made this before that scence came out
qburt99 2 years ago
@Sullybahi
yea xD that was a Funny Scene .. well atleast the dizzy elevator thing was fun to xD
343gulityspark 2 years ago
BEAST!
siberianwinter57 2 years ago
that was funny
narutofan12able1 2 years ago
How could "now i'm up to 12-15 counts of selfdefence with an automatic weapon" not be on the list?
Drakedrake85 2 years ago
@Drakedrake85 it wasnt out when i recorded these
penguinboy666 2 years ago
Okey, fair enough.
Drakedrake85 2 years ago
i dont think that was out in april 09
Gmod10man 2 years ago
OMG! it sounds like you recorded his voice like you guys were in the same room when he made it!
gangrel247 2 years ago
@gangrel247
im not saying i wasnt
muahahahaha
penguinboy666 2 years ago
I am a Matador, AWESOME >XD
ThaPing6448 2 years ago
I AM A MONKEY GOD! OO OOH WAHWAH! OOO WAHWAH! alltime best
Jackdadestroya 2 years ago
"No... No... I dont wanna be a scitsofrenic..."
TwoOldOaks 2 years ago
More that didn't make it:
"Hmm, what about the keypad? Yeah! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!"
"Dammit Billy, that means you too! TAKE YOUR SEAAAAAATS!!!"
"Hey killer, what's up?"
TheREALNards3000 2 years ago
25 episodes in 2 years and 4 months... wow ross. great job. awesome series, tho its sooo slow.
TheNintendoHacker 2 years ago
LASER! caution. LASER! caution.
DanSimonJonathan 2 years ago
my #1 right there!
gangrel247 2 years ago
i loved the: "do not use elevator (Explotion! levator falls) oh shit they weren't kidding!
angusyoung98 2 years ago
my favs
your nothing like a turtle. I don't like that
I have no problem going up to a greaving widow and saying sorry for your loss, but your husband was a ratfuckmeathead who doesn't know what the word civilan means!
grampa was a fighter
i MUST have a few blood born desies on my suit right now, i'm a walking C.D.C nightmare! that makes me want to hug someone.
NO!! SHUT UP!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!! NOW DO WHAT YOUR TOLD AND GO IN THE MEAT GRINDER! NO YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
arzon75 2 years ago 2
I am a matador =)
iseeddppl 2 years ago 12
if this is what it is like being dead, then being dead SUCKS! lol!
Pejjo1 2 years ago
omg love you video love the headcrab part
nJoyitt 2 years ago
i am captain gordon freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes! lol
knightoftheroundpunk 2 years ago
You forgot the beginning scene from episode two. Man... I'll kill you. *Best quote in my opinion*
ForceRecon198 2 years ago
When Freeman teleported to Xen and sais: ''What the fuck...?!'' xD Priceless !
dAJKhun 2 years ago
nice one :P
JackTheRocky 2 years ago
yeahn tehno bable :))
ihavecojones 2 years ago
lol
AmberLovesNathan 2 years ago
PS I heart Ross Scott. Don't tell him I said that. He might misunderstand me and think I'm gay. lol
Bryantn3 2 years ago 9
My No 1 favourite is either "I thought you had to be wearing MC Hammer pants and a poncho for that to work" or "You know, the einstein look is really just the Carl Marks look but without the beard"
Bryantn3 2 years ago 3
dude it sounds like you really dont know who karl marx is just from the spelling. Im sorry im not being insulting, but i think it's just funnier if you knew who he was. But the best definitely has to be when he first encounters the soldiers and calls it counts of self-defense LOL. Or later on, "WE'RE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA"
classifieds103 2 years ago
Point duly noted. I looked up Karl Marx, and I now feel richer for the experience.
Bryantn3 2 years ago
u didnt put in the BUUUUGS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! this is MY air vent lolololololol
that will always be my number 1 line from freemans mind <:'D
SagesPage 2 years ago 4
You ought to make a new one with the newer episodes included. These are all from the first 3-4 episodes.
Kingphilip42 2 years ago 3
i feel your pain.
my nan died at the meetrocentre a few years back and im still not fully over it
THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE 2 years ago 3
versuch mal weniger hypercam ... mach mal mehr downloadhelper für firefox oder realplayer!
dann konventieren mit anyvideoconverter
und dann brauchst noch vegas pro 9 wenn du lust hast (antworte wenn du es illegal haben willst)
BarneyCelhoun 2 years ago 2
how about the time he shouts at the facecrabs like hes a teacher xD
xenonnati 2 years ago 2
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mind of gordon freeman is a shtty serious and ross steve is a fucking loser
Russalio 2 years ago
LOL epic fails in an epic fail sentance.
well its Freeman's Mind...not mind of gordon freeman.
and its Steve Ross...not ross steve...fuckhead
penguinboy666 2 years ago
maybe im a dork, but the cthulu dog riffing made me crack up... that and the river of radioactive slime and the yelling about the new mexico realestate
Insomniacsreflection 2 years ago
whats the song???? no im just jokin LOL!!!!!
kmantoyz 2 years ago 3
I like the part where Gordan says "Green apocalypse!!" at the dimensional portal opening scene.
zinki120 2 years ago
Greatest line: "Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!" -from when he's at the surface being bombed
paperbullet1945 2 years ago
im captain gordon freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes!!! haha
Theummmmmmmm 2 years ago 3
Favorite line: when he gets the crowbar "wicka pow!"
BowlingAlleyProd 2 years ago 3