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  • YES! NO! SHI- *goes to next scene*

  • Who*

  • The song is power plant I think

  • these are just from episode 1 and 2

  • Please become official. This is the kind of stuff I agree with!

  • do's any one know what song he uses for the programers lab ?

  • @666blueyoshi

    One Must Fall 2097's Power Plant

  • The best part:I am captain Gordon Freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes ordering you to open! YES!NO!SHIT!

  • #2

    scout: ??? PANCAKES!

  • might as well get girls dancing in cage god damn!

  • At the scene in the test chamber, all i could think of was Young Frankenstein when the Doctor's trying to get out of the room with the monster.

    'Open the door! In the name of God! Open the door! I was just kidding!'

  • I like number 5 a lot...it totally caught me off-guard and I think I remember falling out of my seat laughing...

  • @thedarkwarrior99 Hay, i repeat for the 5000th time, this video was made, WAY BEFORE other episodes were made...i made the video in 2008, and didnt upload it till 2009...so please...think before you speak.

  • I AM CAPTAIN GORDON FREEMAN FROM THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES!!

  • its great, but you could get scenes from other episodes, i mean, they are all from 2nd or 3rd...

  • this is awesome 

  • No the best scene was with thoose two zombie looking scientist " come play with us Gordon ...for ever ...and ever..."

  • "MONKEY ON A STICK!!! WE'RE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!!!!"

  • LOL. Last scene, I am a Matador, i fearliasly.. AHHH GOD! JESUS SHIT FUCK THAT THING BITES!!

  • i love the strip club scene in the lab XD

  • "dont mind the vicious alien or the dead guy,...or the tunnel of blood

  • That could be me, a toxic human French frie.

  • WE ARE BAD PEOPLE!!!!

  • Nice job dude. You're not smart enough to just download the fucking video and you didn't even change the font color in windows movie maker.

  • @alexmeanberg 1. i was new at the time of creating this.

    2. You dont even know how to get as many views as this, so stfu

    3. You are a troll, u dont bug me :)

  • @penguinboy666 do you even know what a troll is.

    delete this video by the way. its a way of stealing content of other brilliant videos, and a lame way to whore views.

  • there's just no best scene. you know what i mean.

  • @HARVSTO I know that. This is MY, Penguinboy666's personal opinions.

  • the techno scene was the best period

  • my favorite part is when he comes out from the test chamber and says to those 2 scientists

    "hey hey! boy we really FUCKED up this time!"

  • Open the door YOU BASTARDS!!!!

  • Facehuggers

  • Freemans mind is pure Genious...

  • I am a matadore! I am fearle-OH AH AW SHIT THOSE THINGS BITE!

  • "i am a matadore..."

  • Man. Even by waching all of the episodes, my favourite still is the technoscene. I laughed hard at it in the first time ;D

  • These are all in the first 2 episodes...

  • dude....have you only seen the first 3 episodes?

  • @toxikwafflestudios man...what is it with people not knowing how OLD this video is...i made this, over a year ago...i didnt have much time on my hand...so yeah, at THAT TIME i did only see 3...LOOK. AT. THE. DATE. PLEASE.

  • as for me.......SUCKEEEER!!! is my favorite

  • what about:

    follow the death body road, follow the death body road, follow the damm..!!!

  • @mcfly0crash Yeah thats pretty funny that was my favorite scene to...lol

  • wats da song called?

  • more like first 5 scenes XD

  • My fav line in this is "No, i dont wanna be a schitzophrenic

  • Hey, Update hthis vid ;) many more funny ones

  • lol

    

  • ah man he totaly needs to see the newest on ep 29 the bomb crate scene

    "I have to blow every thing up its the only way to prove I'm not crazy"

  • I'M ON YOUR SIDE! HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT?!

  • No matter what, no one can ever make anything like that guy.

  • i think you just the firsts chapters, i like when he says he wants to be an evil doctor :D

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "AH JESUS SIHT FUCK PISS SHIT, THAT REALLY BITES"

  • Don't make me get GLaDOS on all you trolls. ;3

  • I did love that IHOP thing.

  • Honestly I found the ambassador pineapple the best :O

  • @Forkez Thumbs up if you want Ambassador Pineapple to represent YOU! :3

  • @LunaticBunnyofEvil YOU...JOU...DUBL NGRRRRRRR

    No spamming or thumbing in ma video >:(

    unless for gud reason

  • @LunaticBunnyofEvil he can solve all your problems :D

  • why is this only the first episode?

  • whats the songs name that you play

  • i prefer the snece where the rescue team start shooting freeman

    im taking that gun from you. your not mature egou to use it. now sit here and think of wat your done.

    for me is the funniest

  • it sounds like a strip club in here!

  • this is wrong! it should have all episodes front to back for number 5!

    then for number 4....

  • u forgot the part on the vent:

    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

  • @akigawa1 and?

  • Bryantn3 I told him that.

  • .......

  • well you could see some more episodes before doing this vid. . .

  • 5. (shaking head to beat) "YEAH!!!"

    4. "were is your stass?"

    3. NOOOO! curse you stupid techno geeks who didn't do job!!!!

    2. "hmmmm, pancakes, ok come in! :D"

    1. matador...... that went fantasticlly!

  • I am captain Gordon Freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes ordering you to open. YES! NO! SHIT!

  • numbah 1 was hilarious :D

  • I think this is a good video, but to bad this is the begining of the freeman's mind firsts episodes. Good job.

  • I'm fag twice. I don't read descriptions or anotations , so what's the name of the music?

  • The last one wasn't even alittle funny ._.

  • @HeadbangerFromHell14 well, thats your opinion, i think thats the funniest, as i said this aint official

  • @penguinboy666 i LOL on that last one xD

    great video

  • @penguinboy666 my favourite was number 3 towards the end, the line "being dead sucks" and "no, i don't wana be a schizophrenic" sealed it for me :P

  • well it sure made me laugh.

  • why do people say youre mean?

  • @harrypotterrules872 idfk lol. i guess they are trolls

  • @penguinboy666 yeah ive experienced trolls in middle school. i know how ya feel

  • You say your not being mean...Yet you call us Fags and assholes?

    You make me sad :/

  • @Rave7557 where did i call you that? i said that if i get 3 more mean or just plain dumb comments i will disable them.

    Son i am dissapoint, thats the first one

  • @penguinboy666

    Stop making fun of me!!! IM CALLING THE

    Nah im just messing with you man. #LOL

  • lol my faavorite is . "i am gordan freeman, part of the international house of pancakes!" that is great. i love your picks

  • Yes!

    No..

    Shit!

  • Lol: no I don't Wana b a skits a frenike

  • i am sorry. My grandmother died on my eitghteenth birthday.

  • ''I can't turn back.. ok I can do this , I'm a matador! I feel this''

    ''AHHH! JESUS SHIT FHUCK! *spits* Those things bite!''

    xD Love thar scene

  • hehe i like it.... i love this guy's comedy.

  • I like the limbo scene!

  • jjajajjajajajjaaajjajajjajajaj­jajajjajajajajajjajajaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • lol u say ur not being mean but read your own comments hahaha ohhhh so good

  • @JACOBDDIXON13 im sure when i disable comments due to 3 year old trolls such as you, people are going to wish they shut up huh?

  • yes!... no!... shit!

  • @penguinboy666 haha not dissing you. Just being honest that I was taken aback by your comments. But you are intitled to say what ever you like. :P I still liked the vid. Just think you could be nicer if you want people to comment is all. Not a diss.

  • Ya know .. I did rate this thumbsup but then when I saw how you treat people's honest opinions I took it back.

  • hahahaha i am a matador!:P

  • good shit. i like the other headcrab scene where its in the glass tube and freeman walks by and freaks out. "DONT let it smell your FEAR..." lol.

  • the funny thing is that later in the series when he is escaping you can faintly hear the music

  • "I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House Of Pancake, ordering you to open!"

    -Gordon Freeman

  • lol headcrab scene mine favorite aswell :D

  • no! i don wanna b a skisophrennic

  • @penguinboy666 Don't be sad. It makes me a very sad panda.

  • this place is DEAD (episode 2)

  • don't mind the guy.

    look at it like this:

    you have so much contend now, you can easily make a top 20!

  • "I am a matador.

    Oh shit fuck jesus christ! those things bite!" lol

  • lol ''the green apocolypse''

    ''if this is dead being dead suxs''

    ''no i dont want to be skitzafrenic''

  • I don't wanna be a schizophrenic..

  • well sorry for my misunderstanding, you could have announced that in the video title/description

  • It's something called common sense, you should look it up.

  • um, all scenes were just from one episode, there 24 episodes now, i am sure more episodes have better scenes,

  • @Habatboy read the damn description!!

  • My favorite: "I AM THE MONKEY KING!!" *monkey sounds* xD

  • I am captin Gorden Freeman from the intergalatic house of pancakes ordering you to open.

    yes!

    no!

    shit!

  • i like LASER, caution LASER, caution scene xD

  • @NeedForMadnessSVK I agree in every way that scene is great. Someone needs to make like a top 50.

  • @Borohockey28 Agreed :)

  • Pretty cool video dude!

    Freeman's Mind F T W

  • and if this is the song name, its wrong. or atleast its not on itunes

  • i like #5 the best

  • no penguine, if you watch Shephard's mind close enough, you'll see that the stash is in a thermos. "Did you know there's a bottle of pills in this thermos?" Then, in Ep 18 where he opens the bottle, he finds a bag of Oxycodone in it!

  • @machiner6

    i dont support the fake "mind series'"

  • @penguinboy666 my appologies. I for one am a polite person. Truthfully, I have no preference on which ones I like more, I LIKE 'EM ALL! The one thing I'm REALLY getting tired of is how long it takes between Episodes of any of them. Ross Scott is even having trouble with copyright crap on the music he uses.

  • you didn't even notice that thermos, Ross! Your Oxycodone stash was in it, and Krimsin took it! >:D

  • FAIL! best scene was when he was fighting the marines and the grenade rolls around the corner

  • He made this before that scence came out

  • @Sullybahi

    yea xD that was a Funny Scene .. well atleast the dizzy elevator thing was fun to xD

  • BEAST!

  • that was funny

  • How could "now i'm up to 12-15 counts of selfdefence with an automatic weapon" not be on the list?

  • @Drakedrake85 it wasnt out when i recorded these

  • Okey, fair enough.

  • i dont think that was out in april 09

  • OMG! it sounds like you recorded his voice like you guys were in the same room when he made it!

  • @gangrel247

    im not saying i wasnt

    muahahahaha

  • I am a Matador, AWESOME >XD

  • I AM A MONKEY GOD! OO OOH WAHWAH! OOO WAHWAH! alltime best

  • "No... No... I dont wanna be a scitsofrenic..."

  • More that didn't make it:

    "Hmm, what about the keypad? Yeah! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!"

    "Dammit Billy, that means you too! TAKE YOUR SEAAAAAATS!!!"

    "Hey killer, what's up?"

  • 25 episodes in 2 years and 4 months... wow ross. great job. awesome series, tho its sooo slow.

  • LASER! caution. LASER! caution.

  • my #1 right there!

  • i loved the: "do not use elevator (Explotion! levator falls) oh shit they weren't kidding!

  • my favs

    your nothing like a turtle. I don't like that

    I have no problem going up to a greaving widow and saying sorry for your loss, but your husband was a ratfuckmeathead who doesn't know what the word civilan means!

    grampa was a fighter

    i MUST have a few blood born desies on my suit right now, i'm a walking C.D.C nightmare! that makes me want to hug someone.

    NO!! SHUT UP!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!! NOW DO WHAT YOUR TOLD AND GO IN THE MEAT GRINDER! NO YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

  • I am a matador =)

  • if this is what it is like being dead, then being dead SUCKS! lol!

  • omg love you video love the headcrab part

  • i am captain gordon freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes! lol

  • You forgot the beginning scene from episode two. Man... I'll kill you. *Best quote in my opinion*

  • When Freeman teleported to Xen and sais: ''What the fuck...?!'' xD Priceless !

  • nice one :P

  • yeahn tehno bable :))

  • lol

  • PS I heart Ross Scott. Don't tell him I said that. He might misunderstand me and think I'm gay. lol

  • My No 1 favourite is either "I thought you had to be wearing MC Hammer pants and a poncho for that to work" or "You know, the einstein look is really just the Carl Marks look but without the beard"

  • dude it sounds like you really dont know who karl marx is just from the spelling. Im sorry im not being insulting, but i think it's just funnier if you knew who he was. But the best definitely has to be when he first encounters the soldiers and calls it counts of self-defense LOL. Or later on, "WE'RE BEING FINGERED BY GODZILLA"

  • Point duly noted. I looked up Karl Marx, and I now feel richer for the experience.

  • u didnt put in the BUUUUGS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! this is MY air vent lolololololol

    that will always be my number 1 line from freemans mind <:'D

  • You ought to make a new one with the newer episodes included. These are all from the first 3-4 episodes.

  • i feel your pain.

    my nan died at the meetrocentre a few years back and im still not fully over it

  • versuch mal weniger hypercam ... mach mal mehr downloadhelper für firefox oder realplayer!

    dann konventieren mit anyvideoconverter

    und dann brauchst noch vegas pro 9 wenn du lust hast (antworte wenn du es illegal haben willst)

  • how about the time he shouts at the facecrabs like hes a teacher xD

  • LOL epic fails in an epic fail sentance.

    well its Freeman's Mind...not mind of gordon freeman.

    and its Steve Ross...not ross steve...fuckhead

  • maybe im a dork, but the cthulu dog riffing made me crack up... that and the river of radioactive slime and the yelling about the new mexico realestate

  • whats the song???? no im just jokin LOL!!!!!

  • I like the part where Gordan says "Green apocalypse!!" at the dimensional portal opening scene.

  • Greatest line: "Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!" -from when he's at the surface being bombed

  • im captain gordon freeman of the intergalactic house of pancakes!!! haha

  • Favorite line: when he gets the crowbar "wicka pow!"