YOUTUBE WANTS YOU TO DIE

[mplant1999]

Noooooo!!! Don't kill me!!!

[mymrphil]

And everyone died, THE END!

[TheMajorasmask64]

Obelisk.

[nicocortez09]

Please don't kill me Youtube! I love you! I thought you loved me back... :'(

[TehComedyDuo]

This video actually scared me the first time I watched it.. o.o

[megaREfan]

begeek!!!

[lilylouise98]

omg im scared 

[ShadyBrix]

Please don't kill me YouTube!

[cloudsat7326]

Im still too scared look at the picture 1:46-1:50

[FemalesEve]

Please don't OMGWTFLOL! me YouTube!

[xTheFlyingBananaNutx]

Wow. And to think this video was uploaded on my birthday.

[rhasti]

Don't kill me!

[TheStreet87]

plese kill george w bush youtube

[SuperJegerbest]

Please kill my brother youtube!!!

[DrEggmanStudios]

@SuperJegerbest XD

[Thelonesniper101]

Please , don't kill us all YouTube (a.k.a CorporationTube) !

[extrudatinoal]

Ah, the good old video that made me find out about you

[ShrubliiPrudukchinz]

vevo will rape our corpses

[whentoshutup]

please kill me youtube!!!

[emoelmoninja]

um when you said its cannibalistick um they means they eat humans not kill

[pieloverz123]

Don't kill me Youtube, please don't kill me!

[pumkinwife]

no not me

[dreamshimmer]

dont kill me!

[ThinkinLegitimately]

VEVO

[DJRevius]

WHY YOUTUBE WHY?!?!?!?

[Legodude469]

Please don't kill me youtube!

[matty01231]

Yo sup dude james told me to sub you ... I have :) sub back ? Thanks - Matt

[GHannelius100]

NOOOO i LOVE my eyes change back!!! or i'll kill Youtube -and stop getting on Youtube-and tell my 1,459 friends to get off Youtube FOREVER..untill changed back

Eyes i <3 U

[KayKayTai345]

ITS REAL!!!!! :(

[oXoXmarionetteXoXo]

gelatinous obelisk? lol wut? xD

[Ace4929]

this is a hilarious parody of that one video

[avampireunderworld]

ok i knew it that kill the small man is what everyone want to do it so clear and the small men/ women need to just go a kill them back. easy way to do this is b/c internet companys get money from ppl using there sit we just stop useing it then there not get money and we win!!^_^

[HeyThereMrPogoBox]

Youtube wants us all dead!

[DUDEUS212]

No they don't because 1. Some people A.Don't like HD B. Some People can watch HD without there eyes geting blinded. 2. The creators are not going TO KILL US BECAUSE THEY ARE SO NICE AND THEY DON'T HAVE GUNS THAT THEY WANT TO KILL US WITH!!!

[Naruto726502]

COMPELETE AGREEMENT!!!!

[EminemRules363]

1:40 - 1:50

ROFLOLMAO xD!!! LOL LMAFO ROFL!!!

[Asterisk530]

Murderous, ominous, gelationous, obelisk

[Gitars5]

omgwtflol!

[gobackto82]

i thought you were #49 most subscribed

[raicho20]

FUCK YOUTUBE!

[GPMRnDn]

jalatiness...

[kakosevikamviksa]

you should rename this video into youtube's dying because without US youtube will be nothing without US remember that

[InfectedGuppy606]

NOT A MURDEROUS OMINOUS GELATINUS OBELISK! D:

[66CrtS]

Please don't kill me You Tube.

[ynkno13]

Please don't OMGWTFLOL YouTube!

[nikasxox]

L O L !

[StormOfMaat]

You Tube!! You have no right to tell us what videos we can and cannot upload!! If we wanna upload things like Goosebumps, then so help us, we will!! You have no right to take away our awesome videos!! What is so important about copyright infringement anyway? And what does it have to do with uploading videos? Explain!?

[usa12173]

@StormOfMaat the creaters want credit, as well as money, from showing their "product". if you upload their product to youtube, they get neither credit, nor money. that's copyright infringement. all everyone cares about right now is money, and if they're not getting any because their product is being shown somewhere for free, then they get angry and want it taken down. that's why it's so hard to find free movies streaming on the internet, because that would make them free. got it? ;)

[dawson414141]

dan made me awe...and scared

[jacktheripperrules]

please dontkill me youtube

[IsbyIsNotAmused]

Now this is how to do it, Dan.

[annybg]

Google was bought by Disney? O.o

[cookiesandmilk205]

It's not an orange button anymore... D:

[TheSmartChild13]

. . . was this a joke?

[Underdog922]

Please dont kill me youtube!

[bobybobo123699]

youtube was here!  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[MrFisheyProductions]

NOOOOO!!! AAAGHHHH!!!

WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAANNNN¿

Probs nothin' but YouTube could ***KILL YOUR CHILDREN***

or.....not¿??¿

[tswiftluv13]

you are so freakin funny! Plz don't kill me, youtube!!

[AnymeChan]

Please don't kill me, YouTube!!!! DDD:

[Films4You]

Please don't drink my Blood Mr. YouTube, I need it to live... Mr. Mouse is a cartoon and doesn't need my blood.

[brainpinkey]

at 1:30 i thought you worre going to show blue waffles

[google it {not recommended for those who are under age and have week hartes/stomachs(or go ahead what is this comment sapost to do kill you ]

[bunnys217]

dont kill me you tube

[marisva1]

Please don't kill me, YouTube!!

[KezerB2]

omg so hugely funny

but you missed the youtubes real goal

it's not to kill us

it's to take over our minds, make us blind and then make us kill each other

DUN DUN DaAAAAAAAAA

[freestylepurple]

its funny because your wrong lmao rite!

[RusNad]

murderous, ominous gelatinous obelisk FTW!

[TheDrumdude23]

please dont kill me youtube!!!!

[197altec]

don't get the shows

[WhisperwindPancake]

Cleo: Youtube is gonna kill me? NOT IF I KILL IT FIRST! D<

Cody: That's not gonna help ANYTHING. o.o

[muzikkid33]

Please don't kill me Youtube.

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

It's funny... because you're wrong...

[rsslayersr]

@BrittanysMusicVideos

i almost wanted to thumbs down you, until watched the whole vid =D

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

@rsslayersr Goood. Thumbs down makes me go like this: D:

[RandyAndi]

Don't kill me YouTube!!!

[TheSpartanScorpion]

so you tube wants to kill me eh.

CHUCK!!

[octagoncow]

Please don't kill me YouTube!

[NikoliCoD5]

plz dont kill me lol

[sake420]

youtube dont kill me i have a family and just got sum cereal!!!! dont kill me!!!

[CueCappa]

lol @ "Please don't omgwtflol! YouTube!"

[MissRachelRomeo]

LEASE DONT KILL ME YOUTUBE!!!!! lol

[icklemyst]

dont kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cadianhangman]

dont kill me youtube



[utubeforway]

please don't kill me youtube!

[RubiksForFun]

A Murderous, Ominous, Gelatinous OBELISK!

[XxMasterBlood778xX]

I like monkeys

[Mesmerschannel]

Please don't kill me You Tube

[PoutyWand]

im notifying the Cyber police about the backtracing youtube has done :P

[kankurou1010]

@PoutyWand hahaha

[minxypixie108]

IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[cheeseitthecops]

please dont kill me!!!!!!!!

[darklightoverrule]

please dont kill me youtube!!!!

[martimouse1]

Please don't kill me youtube!

[ReganNoel1]

CHANGE IS FOR HOBOS

[WorldDisasterStudios]

@ReganNoel1 He said "homos" not "hobos" thats why he put a picture of "that homo kid every one knows about"

[bleedingshadowheart]

youtube can go scrow its self ill kick its ass

[countryroo123]

@bleedingshadowheart If ACTA gets signed it probably will...

[LooEG12345]

Please don't kill me Youtube... That would be very not nice.

[JirkProductionz]

Screw you Youtube!

[Statosphere62]

hahahahaha

[sbkd93]

I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku



[XxPH4NT0M19xX]

PLEEZ DNT KILL ME YOUTUBE!!!

[kitekunisaki2000]

i think we should do something about the changes that have happened to you tub e....such as the rating system and switching back to the old ( and in my opinion better) channels... does any one here agree? i think people would be alot happier and use the original layout that every one wants ....more people= more money

[1zombie1princess]

hey pogobat, ive got 3 letters for you "L-O-L"

[Lukako123]

Nein please don't blow us up! We only want some simple changes for crying out loud!!

[demoniccuber]

please dont kill me youtube

[lilylouise98]

no its google trying to kill us hidding behind our beloved you tube all pland by friping disney

to make us watch thair movies

[animation10crew]

OMG dont kill me youtube

[1zg]

PLEASE DON'T OMGWTFLOL! YOUTUBE!

[SuperMidnightVampire]

Uh-Oh! Time for me to say: R.I.P SuperMidnightVampire!!

[mokaraposa]

why are the streets on the google maps picture at 1:58 from the netherlands?

[GravityFamily]

Please don't kill me YouTube.

[Marioiswicked]

youtube, dont change anything any change that would take the site away from us, the you in youtube, would be an abomination of all that is holy and sacred to us-YOU

[FirefoxFreeze]

In Soviet Russia...You kill Youtube.

[GeenerShow]

dont kill me youtube, I KILL YOU

[Puppysimbacute]

Please dont kill me youtube

[kallitproducitons]

I'm gunna die!!!!!!!!!!!

[xGameK1LLx]

Errr...

[RoRoNut]

Sorry about the last comment my computer went all weirs and...

Please dont kill me youtube

[RoRoNut]

Plead

[lazyeye79]

sounds like you are making fun of the original.

[villanova1720]

Three letters for you "LOL"

[Deidaraloverboom]

O.O YOUTUBE PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!! *cries*

[cops6343]

plz dont kill me youtube

[Samail666]

3:00. I lol'd.

[rbolton2010]

Please don't kill me YouTube. Oh and yay sxephil -3

[2ndOptiquest1287]

this is scary.

[CoNiGMa]

YouTube has become a "murderous, ominous, gelatinous, obelisk" ZOMG!!!

[TheLizzard0]

Youtube removed the stars option! I guess YouTube will now eat all our flesh.

[diamondred123]

IF YOU KILL ME I WILL KILL YOU BACK!, THEN WHO WILL CRY TO THERE MOMMY JUST LIK ETHE REST OF US!

[holymischif]

where the fuck is the 5stars thing?

[YourTooob]

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME YOUTUBE!

[rockstardave12]

I would love it if my heart would keep my blood pumping and YouTube to not destroy my life

[themanmoore]

please dont kill me youtube

[MrAppleseed45]

what happend tyo youtube? You used to be cool. (Youtube) " Hey Youtube still cool". No man you changed.

[luv2beboycrazy]

please don't kill me youtube!

[icrt1]

please dont kill me youtube !!!!

[Theblargen]

I think "please don't kill me youtube!"

Is the most commented sentance here.

[RischelBoy]

Please don't OMGWTFLOL! Youtube!

Anyone else who noticed that at 3:13?

[littleSayuri]

pwease don't kill meh youtube TT^TT  xD

[coxnet4]

please dont kill me youtube!

[lionleobow]

Disney are nazis and can SUCK MY BALLS!!!!

not about you anymore, its about hulu < means EVILness

[michael123425]

lol

[holymischif]

CHANGE IS FOR HOBOS!

[Kitteny101]

DON'T KILL ME DDD8

[LMNOP1214]

please don't omgwtflol! youtube

[Ethanthecrazy]

Please don't kill me youtube!

[CCLFan1]

It's viacom's fault! #viacomfails

[BCEntertainment404]

PLZ DON'T KILL ME YOUTUBE! #EpicApril

[bemis100]

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME YOUTUBE!!!

[petology101]

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME YOUTUBE!!!

[mrkhrules]

please dont kill me youtube

[MasterStick100]

im taking out youtube making a new website upload the videos there il post the link soon

[uraharagirl]

@ 2:15 lol!!!!!!!!!!! stop calling me HOMO! haha I recognize that kid epic! evarr!

[MrKia123456789]

I dont wanna diiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[IvannaTheBanana]

Please don't kill me YouTube!!

[Vedel26]

Ookkeeyy

This is Gay...

[scott2e4c]

. Yep youtube sucks, especially the new layout. But you can change it back to the old one: watch?v=q3HkW6b6HCY Thumb up this comment if you agree youtube sucks.

[Hahahaha1234567537]

PLEASE DONT KILL ME YOUTUBE!

[ajtapshertoes]

oh noes it was exactly a year ago!

[AmberTsui]

yeah agree~ they're trying to kill us~~

[MrBlakeXD]

holy cr*p young dan brown looks really different

[13L4CKsumi]

CHUCK NORRIS WILL FIX THIS

[onecoolcat17]

please dont kill me youtube!

[sadajen]

soooo ture!!!

[SigurdHeathen]

I'm sure this was funny when Dan Brown was making it at the time. Now, one year later, therealweeklynews' predictions are coming true, I wonder if he still thinks it's so funny. Youtube is steadily losing popularity.

[SEOtutoriales]

i think we shouls createa new website just like youtube, where we can upload our videos, no partners, no shows, just as simple as that...dont kill us youtube, i mean ,hulu, disney, abc news.etc... we dont need ur s"""t

[musicmaster2409]

youtube STOP CHANGING OR Im gonna turn around and kill YOU. serosly

i will kill your bandwith lol.

[WolfSyndrome]

You didn't disprove the theory presented in the "HULU TUBE" video...all you did was make fun of it. You're no different from a Creationist. I hope you are proud of yourself.

[TheExiledMercenary]

Now they changed it AGAIN and the layout sucks, you cant scroll through related videos anymore, you have to scroll down out of your video

[Mr795137]

(dont) kill me youtube

[emzehloop]

DON'T KILL THE WORRRRLD YOUTUBEEEE D:

[RoccProduction5]

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME YOUTUBE!!!