The Archfiend Rants About Kill Bill, BluRay and Satan

[CharlieWaflesBR]

It's been four years since you said Quentin Trantino was gonna be releasing an extended cut blu ray for Kill Bill. Get your head out of your ass and buy the fucking blu ray versions of this films already, it looks and sounds great.

[psycho8198]

Awesome rant!! would love it see it as one movie

[IceYourPimpHand]

CHRIST,

I'm gonna go and empty out my pants.

[DariusAK]

Dude this will make your day. I was looking down drinking a slushie. when you started shaking i pissed my self. no joke... i really pissed myself.

[whaowman]

"These are not Blu-Ray DVDs..."

Like saying "DVD VHS's"

[Colonelmcscurvy]

@whaowman DVD stands for Digital Video Disc, a Blu-Ray is a digital video disc so therefore, can be called Blu-Ray DVDs.

[joemoma92]

hey her tits may be fake but they are nice

[llButtersll]

Oh, God, that scared the fuck outta me.

[prectec]

If you watch arches previous videos you find out hes a virgin

[ThomasMFilms]

Fuck me, you almost gave me a heart attack. My Pepsi almost went all over me. Shit.

[whaowman]

I scared shitless

[XJVHS]

Thanks for waking me up. God, my heart got stuck up to my throat for a while...

[gizmofly870]

God damn, you scared me.

[RoboCop720]

I have both on VHS :-]

[GuitarHeroPhaggot]

The 3,000 accounts are coming for you, ARCHFAG!

[SuperORION91]

@GuitarHeroPhaggot

Yeah sure pal. Says the guy with a very revealing channel name.

You're hilarious XD

[GuitarHeroPhaggot]

ARCHFAG

[curlyfryzzz1]

Did you know that Quentin Tarantino plans to make a Kill Bill 3 and a Kill Bill 4?

[TheKosuko213]

you actually woke me up at 0:05.

[RPGgamerVII]

Also, you're very outspoken, I like that.

[RPGgamerVII]

What I want to know is

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR GODDAMNIT!!

[robTorturewright]

This guy clearly couldnt afford the bluray version

[blank21121]

you scared the fucking shit out of me!... Why would you do that? D':

[Mellow137]

Holy crap! You scared me!

[SarchasmFallout]

You DO realize that Disney DID have something to do with Kill Bill because Disney owned Miramax (which distributed Kill Bill) before the Weinstein Company bought Miramax.

[SarchasmFallout]

You DO realize that Disney DID have something to do with Kill Bill because Disney owned Miramax (which distributed Kill Bill) before the Weinstein Company.

[ThomasMFilms]

Holy shit. The opening scared the hell outta me.

[YoungMoney4280]

@TheArchfiend

You have a 8,200 dollar Television? So tell me, was it worth it?

[MarkNESStarFox]

Was Kill Bill the only movie that had to be edited to not be rated R or NC-17?

[TheArchfiend]

@MarkNESStarFox

It is R

[MarkNESStarFox]

@TheArchfiend Was the Stephen King It and Kill Bill rated R? Or was it only Kill Bill?

[YogurtArchangel]

Interestingly enough, there's a Disney ad next to this video.

[Hydroxoid]

0:05 i wasn't looking at the screen and jumped lol

[williamcspro]

damn i got scared

[wargun1000]

is kill bill a grindhouse movie?

[Killermike2178]

Let see if Lionsgate handles Kill Bill better. Hopefully they get Pulp Fiction right the first time.

[metalWeirdo77]

I do a lot of drawing while I listen to your videos and I am happy to report that 0:05 jogged the shit out of me :)

[proudlywierd18]

Gotta say, you have a way with words

P.S. Loved Aliens, and Sigourney Weaver :)

[appleAddict240872]

On march 27th QT showed the entire film (unrated, unedited) in a theatre in la. It runs through April 7th.

[LAKOA1]

Oh noez! It's all about the money? Are you sure? How awful! You removed the scales from my eyes, thanks a lot!

[secritaccount]

PRES TAHT WHYT UR YEALOU BOTEN OON MA CHENAL NAO!

[Datleco]

I hate the Disney Vault, you can't get Lion King, you can't get Holes, and there's many other Disney movies you can't even SEE!

[S4T4N1C4]

Why is your voice so high i know 14 year olds with voices higher than yours. Christian Fuck..

[TheArchfiend]

@S4T4N1C4

Christian? 

[raidenkurosaki345]

@TheArchfiend Don't worry about this person, they obviously haven't seen Justin Bieber, and your voice is no way up there with 14 year olds. Keep up the good work man, Vol 1 was indeed awesome. :)

[PertySpicy]

@S4T4N1C4 Hello. Now, are you stupid? You said he has a high voice. But then you said you know 14 year olds with higher voices than him? Don't you mean deeper?

[Basskay]

@S4T4N1C4 I know 14 year olds with voices higher than his, too. In fact that includes pretty much every 14 year old I've ever known.

[ErinTurco21]

@S4T4N1C4 Uum, if the voices of the 14 year olds are higher than his, is that really an insult?

[everysnakesdream22]

@ErinTurco21 yeah, because I know alot of deep voiced 14 year old boys, hell I am almost 14 and I am a baritone leaning towards bass.

[gramster77]

@TheArchfiend What are some of your other favorite movies?

[GreanZone]

Lol. Are you guys awake? xD

[wwefan2588]

@GreanZone fucking scare the shit out of me

[fredalegre]

you are so gay

[MrFaulconbridge]

@fredalegre get dollar dollar and big penis.

[decepticon1981]

you rock man

[SouthUnit93]

You're life is shit.

[MuseManMike]

@TheArchfiend That correction is like dividing by zero. 

[jode848]

thats the only combat u ever fcking use

[Jakeallen86]

@SouthUnit93 How the fuck did you manage that???

[MrUglyGamer]

@SouthUnit93 Haha lol :D

[ManofWario]

@SouthUnit93

He is a life that is shit?

Sense, this makes none. ABSOLUTELY none.

[adolescentorchestra]

ahhhh.... classic archfiend.

[brunobb1]

it's like LOTR trilogy and the Mummy trilogy on blu-ray..NO SPECIAL FEATURES! fuck this SUCKS!

[fredrikpedersen]

You scared the shit outta me! :(

[LMTR14]

btw on your opening statement... even seen Terminator???

[TheArchfiend]

@LMTR14

...

[raidenkurosaki345]

@LMTR14 I am indeed curious as too how what he said from the start had ANYTHING to do with Terminator, please enlighten me.

[LMTR14]

sadly I can't figure out any video editing software or this is exactly what I would do...

[LMTR14]

kill bill 1 is a masterpiece (tarantino's last... so far - but most likely his last ever)

the majority of kill bill 2 is ok, but the last 30 minutes turn a decent film into a total shitfest, the ending is one of the worst I have ever seen in my life, it ruined the saga MORE than the star wars prequels ruined the star wars franchise! and that's quite an accomplishment..

it would be manageable to CUT the bebe plot entirely from the movie with some creative editing...

[LittleWildman]

"All they are, are an upgrade in visual and sound quality". Well yeah that tends to happen when you trasition from standard to high definition you stupid fuck. If the visuals and sound are upgraded then they're not an exact copy of the DVDs like you say they are. Dumbass.

[TheArchfiend]

@LittleWildman

You don't comprehend well do you dumb shit?  Watch the video again and listen carefully you accident of life.

P.S. nice job getting mad over an internet video. You're going places buddy.

[Basskay]

@LittleWildman I think you missed the point.

[Yovin247365]

Nah shit they were the same exact movie with the same exct content. It's not like just because it's blueray are they going to add the extended material that happens to make it NC17 retard. They still want to sell it as the same movie, but with better quality. And by the way, they want to make money just like everyone one else in the world. Why the hell are you a youtube partner if you don't think that yourself?! It's your job. no matter how suckish your content it. And btw misleading title

[TheArchfiend]

@Yovin247365

*content is

[ladiesman146]

@Yovin247365 are you stupid? do you own a blu-ray disk? if you look up reviews of blu-rays like the show "Reviews on the Run" one of the main things that blu-rays should have are added content.

[ResettisReplicas]

I thought Sigourney Weaver's character died in "Aliens"

[Roshamboat]

I Will spell it out for you, since tactful comments seem to fail. You are like à child. You are spoiled, because you cant have what you want WHEN you want it. You cry and rant about a little girl. You demand it should be done, because you Just want it to. There you have it. At first i thought u were playing stupid with me for not understanding basic comparisons. But now it seems like youre not "playing" anything. Dont u Find this "demand for your dvd". Just à little bit childish?

[TheArchfiend]

@Roshamboat

I will re-spell it out for you.. wanting something at any age that's economically unfeasible is nowhere near wanting something that is a drop in the bucket of a cost in comparison. A kid wanting a pony and parents promising a pony in an unrealistic reality in 99% of family households for any number of reasons.

Get a clue about basic comprehension skills and maybe you will see the absurdly blatant error in your logic some years later.

That aside, thank$ for watching thi$ video :)

[Roshamboat]

No. I was comparing this to wanting a pony, because you reminded me of a little child who asked for a pony But didnt get one and then cries about it. The both of you are upset because you dont get what you want when you want it.

[TheArchfiend]

@Roshamboat

That's still absurdly ridiculous to compare the two. Not all parents can afford a pony you dumb shit. ANY parent can afford a DVD.

Your piss poor attempt to make a plausible comparison between the two is laughably retarded.

[Roshamboat]

It is a comparison because in both cases someone wants something or is promised something. But then because of circumstances from without Their control, they cant have it. And as a result get really frustrated

[TheArchfiend]

@Roshamboat

So getting pony worth thousands of dollars is as common as getting a $20 DVD? Holy shit dude.

Can you do me a huge favor and flush your head in the toilet.

[Roshamboat]

0.o yes it must be frustrating not to have got a pony when you wanted one

[TheArchfiend]

@Roshamboat

How is that even remotely a fair comparison you dumb shit.

[Roshamboat]

So what exactly is the problem? That you have to wait a couple of months extra for the awesome version? Yes thats a shame. But not worth getting so worked up about :O

[TheArchfiend]

@Roshamboat

Months? Its been YEARS and YEARS more to come.

And that's besides the point. There shouldn't be any waiting at all. It should just be done. Period.

[jcdcwassup]

I respect your opinion, but I prefer Vol. 2 because of the extremely entertaining dialogue. Also because although the climax to Vol. 1 is more spectacular, it isn't nearly as interesting or as intense as the verbal confrontation between The Bride and Bill at the end of Vol. 2. Just wanted to throw my two cents in there, also I totally agree on BluRays. As long as I can fully understand the movie, I don't give a shit how much better the sound and picture are!

[woody72691]

"big fake tities" haha that was nice.

[2legit2quitification]

Angelina Jolie in Boob Raider, that was a great movie.

[CorvetteBG]

"Mickey and Minnie worship Satan" .. Wtf?? O.o xD

[TheAlyGator94]

aha! what about the resident evil series? just saying because Milla Jovovich makes me melt...

[Carthsgtr]

Your altime fav films suck

[worldfreerunning]

nice



[cheat12code]

lol made me jumop XD

[aleonb]

Kill Bill vol.1 has a runtime of 111 minutes, times "literally a billion times" is 11100000000 minutes, which are 185000000 hours, which are 7708333 days. So what you're telling us is that you've spent 21,412 years watching this movie? F** man, you truly are amazing

[TheArchfiend]

@aleonb

Correct.

[adamcoolcat2468]

i got to say that that sucks ass

[Maus5000]

well I very well may be wrong but the Back to the Future trilogy (my favorite movie trilogy) has a similar problem. The bluray box set is almost exactly the same as the 3 dvds that came out a while back. It has a few documentaries that the original didnt have, and it looks and sounds a tiny bit better, but the extra $40 that is is just way to high to pay. I got the 3 dvds for $40ish and they have everything I need thank you very much.

[liquid0001]

kill bill is fucking bad

[gombie]

there's lotsa of these 'lazy'' bd releases.

[lootplx]

hate to be an asslicker, but i thought the exact same thing. Sigourney Weaver and Uma Thurman is two of the best female actors out there. Hands down.

[Apollexis]

The fifth element was a pretty good movie with a woman main charecter.

[TheArchfiend]

@Apollexis

Dude. Bruce Willis was by far the main character of that film.

[Slic3R1]

You scared the shit out of me at the beginning

[209116032]

scared the shit outta me

[kidkash23]

Hell i agree disney fucked up power rangers ever since they bought it

THANK GOD SABAN BOUGHT IT BACK

[tubed2247]

I think you have to see them both. Like you said, it was originally made as one movie. By the way, I still haven't purchased these movies because of you. I'm waiting for the extended, one part film. Thanks for the information.

[TheArchfiend]

@tubed2247 Yeah man. I still haven't bought the BluRays either. I refuse to do so till a new version comes out or ten years. Whichever comes first.

[BigJman123456]

@TheArchfiend hey Archfiend you should do a rant on the new Fred movie that's gonna be on nickelodeon tonight at 7:00 ;) thanks 4 all your videos

[CrysisEU]

OMG dude, it 09:18 and i'm totally mega tired, you scared me there

[TheStigmadeign]

It hasn't been out long enough to "Literally" watch it a "BILLION" times.

[Nerdslab]

0:07 wow that really did wake me up!

[fumssa]

do you know if they ever re-released it with the extended scenes?

[slitheryjuggler94]

wtf silent rob masterbated to donkey kong!?

[ingloriousspartan]

what about the silence of the lambs with jodie foster

[UberDouchClanLive]

Sooooo.... does Goofy worship satan too?

[thedarksupersonicfa1]

shit shit shit shit that scared the shit outta me at the 0:06

[shogunhr91]

I agree in the start, Aliens is AWESOME!! ;D lobe your rants man ;)

[smithdave2237]

this was fucking ace hahahaha. man i love a good rant. these entertainment companies can fuck right off, no wonder people download ripped shit

[TheFreesubs12]

I HEART JUMPED WHEN YOU DID THAT

[shanethefox]

0:07 @_@ I'm awake... I'm awake!!!

[TheArchfiend]

@MrSnake3602 LOL

And now the jealousy shines through. That's right.  Envy me and the success I have here and you don't, b-otch!

[mrwario1]

Pshh, THEY only care about making money? Archie, you bring up money everytime someone brings up SilentRob

[TheArchfiend]

@mrwario1 I bring up stripping on cam and masturbating to Donkey Kong Country 2 every time that name comes up. His Encyclopedia Dramatica page is epic thanks to that new vid.

[mrwario1]

Heya there, Faggot Bruce

[TheArchfiend]

@MrSnake3602

*you're

Who's the idiot again?

Seen any good videos of a guy stripping on cam and masturbating lately?

Exactly.

[Epicrandomness1]

Archfiend, it must be hard to deal with all these assholes that leave hate comments. But Yeah Buena Vista sucks cock.

[TheArchfiend]

@Epicrandomness1 Nah, that hate comments make me smile even more every time I get paid by Goggle :)

[Legend999x]

hey you shit eating cock cum face i agree that it should be one film but bluray is a high def disk and another thing its bluray not bluray DVD a DVD is a different type of disk besides bluray does not scratch dvd does so dumb ass you did not do all of your home work then so suck my balls and no they will not hook a brotha up

[TheArchfiend]

@Legend999x Oh hello. Are you saying something?

[TheArchfiend]

@MrSnake3602 K, now rewatch the video with the sound on. Either that or remain a total retard and say the same retarded thing. Again.

[TheArchfiend]

@MrSnake3602 Now actually watch the video with the sound on.

[dabearz27]

That's fucked up, dude. I would love to get that new version of those movies because they're some of my favorites also. I've hated Disney since the late 90's-early 2000's when they started making sequels to movies that are almost as old as my parents. If it wasn't for Pixar, I bet Disney would be in big trouble financially. Have you tried ordering the Japanese version online? Maybe they have a version with English subtitles.

[l3xsocc3r3]

For real kid??? Only Silent Rob can scream into the camera like a champ....You suck dick, and you sound like a fucking flamer.

[TheArchfiend]

@l3xsocc3r3 Better a flamer than a pathetic fanboy who no one will ever hear or take seriously.

[TheStonehill]

i have seen the extended scenes OMG they are awesome!

[m3dion]

You really don't like Disney. I understand why, and I agree.

[m3dion]

Disney WAS good. In the past.

[newkrueger]

0:06 Wow that scared the holy Jeasus out of me!

[KiteNamikaze]

@newkrueger

Jesus is inside of you?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHNAP.

[EmperorTharos]

FUCKIN SHIT!!

My speakers bein on max didn't fuckin help XD

[Ercolano78]

I also love Kill Bill vol.1. I have Kill Bill vol. 1 Japanese dvd, it's fantastic.

[Mibmu]

Holy shit you scared me... I'm such a guy that is veery easy to scare so... xD

I love your rants ^^ Keep them coming.

[thagrammarnazi]

@Mibmu you must literally shit yourself when you see a vid with a screamer in it

[Mibmu]

@thagrammarnazi, tbh, I almost do. As I said, I'm easy to scare, so yeah... ^^

[EmilyCan0]

Its always about money, they are gonna milk it for all its worth...

[TheSouthernPatriot]

Oh, I thought you were gonna rant about censorship on TV, "My name is buck, and I like to 'PPPAAARRRTTTYYY'!" ha ha ha, references.

[wowfunny521]

what was the map in the background

[SteveMiKr]

a pic of Homer simpson......

[linkvspit]

If you like kill bill wou will love lady snowblood and it the biggest Influence on kill bill

[peterthekingofpie]

this and your square enix rant is one of your greatest videos you have made in my opinion. Kill Bill is one of my favourite movies as well.

[harlink1]

HOLY SHIT ...yes im awake know lol

[TheArchfiend]

And you watching it means you...?

[MrNintendocollecter]

You put the shits up me no joke mate

[guitar999beatlesrule]

what about pam grier in coffy?

[Airjet2582]

What about Grindhouse? We were suppose to get the ulimate edition of that movie.

[BossumAwesome]

i agree on vol. 1 being way better

vol.2 was good tho

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

thx, arch. i think you made me brake my ass.

[ZroDfects]

cont: 2

allthough the odd scene or audio change may only be a second or two different or slightly edited but with a full cinema setup that i have you really notice these things, why would they do this, do they want you to own everysingle version of the same movie thats ever released. if any movie studios just happen to read this on an off chance read this 'go and get fucked you cunt cock suckers stop wasting our money"... anytime i buy a bluray movie i compare the run time to dvds now

[ZroDfects]

hey thanks i think you have just stopped me from buying the Bluray versions of these as they are pretty cool movies but like you said why the fuck would they release the the standard edition on the almighty Bluray, that is what shits me the most about Bluray, now they have bigger space on the discs so why not release uncut movies on them, or having the space there is to add both versions on the one, like "I Am Legend" and "Big" etc,

[ZroDfects]

cont:

i bought the bluray versions of Conair and Fantastic 4 once and didnt look until i watched the movies and noticed some missing shit, for example in fantastic 4 its like 20+ minutes longer on the dvd version, so alot of the in between stories are missing, now Mr & Mrs Smith although its the extended version on Bluray its actually still slightly longer on dvd like the quad bike scene near the end is missing on the bluray verson and the last battle in slight slo-mo the audio is changed

[ART1975CZ]

I lived these movies. Leave your home, meet real people young man.

[mannimarco3]

What about Sarah Connor in Terminator 2?

[TheArchfiend]

Yeah, and Arnold carried that movie. She was but a supporting-star. There have been plenty of actresses that worked co-jointly with the male lead in good action films. But Uma Thurman and Sigorney Weaver were the LEAD actresses and carried their entire movies respectively.

[mannimarco3]

Ah, I see. Sarah Connor is a good example of a female action hero but I'd agree with you that Arnold is the spotlight.

[megaton666]

I saw "Tomb Raider" last month! it wasn't THAT bad, it was WAAAAY worst.

[notemo212]

I AM ready for one of your god damn rant videos

[FlyingRapterJesus]

That was the most unexpected thing ever ever seen