: Telemarketer Tease : Foamy The Squirrel

[tmeyerrose]

-__- can't tell if she's being telepathically fingered by the telemarketer or if she's having an orgy

[ravens825]

@zwc9681136 swear to God I'm not lying

[Guadie7]

I use a fake accent and see what happens, but my grandma confused one guy by speaking piglaten to him and he was all mixed up! lol

[ravens825]

@Baddgirl420 I'm related to Nixon 0.0

[zwc9681136]

@ravens825 Bullshit.

[BaddGirl420]

Richard Nixon isn't dead. He went into the witness protection program and now works as a telemarketer for the phone company.

[zwc9681136]

@BaddGirl420 So true,he's real bitchy he's in the cubical next to me.

[MsPyronin]

NICE! xD

[ThatDnD]

How does Pizza Guy get in her apartment so many times?

[Sarahruff2010]

When I get those calls I say"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline."

My brother answers with "Thanks for calling back, Madeline! Listen, I know this may be weird, but you might want to get yourself tested."

The caller generally hangs up immidiantly XD

[Furyx10]

0:18 fap fap fap 0:30 fap fap fap

[brotherni]

I set my computer to replay one thing until my phone battery runs out!

[Zambobway1996]

He says good luck .______.

[whitebishop1]

I used to fake that I was on the toilet and that I was taking a dump and I would keep flushing the toilet the whole time.

[WildBuck007]

She is like my ex in so many ways it is creepy. Although I dare say Germaine is nicer. Go figure why my ex...is my ex XD

[vwhite490]

i love how he says "answer the fucking phone"

[shadowsa2b]

right after the stalker pizza dude disappeared behind the couch.....a pizza hut ad popped up xD

[HappyIsFleeting]

I also laugh maniacly

[HappyIsFleeting]

I normally scream "WAS DU WILLST!!!!!? ICH FICKT DEINE MUTTER! WEEEEEEEEEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

It throws them way off

[TakashiTenshi212]

0:10 to 0:16... my new ringtone :0  lol

[xxmr47xx]

How perfect would foamy saying "Answer the fucking phone, you, FAT, BASTARD!" be as a ringtone?

[artistwithouttalent]

@xxmr47xx good, but not as good as "Hey! Follow the sound of my voice and KILL whoever's holding the phone!"

From Cell Phones and Car Ads.

Incidentally, someone made a ringtone of that clip, but since the format of the website I got it from completely changed, I don't know where to find it now.

[Skullwannabe]

What I do is usually I would scream at the person in the phone saying "WERE YOU THE ONE WHO TOOK MY BABY?" and they hang up cause they know better now.

[alphawolf1011]

Wow!!!! Lol was she having An orgasm?

[0BabyWolf0]

friend-hello sperm bank you squeeze it we freeze it how may i help you?

person on other end- uhhhhhhh *click*

never herd from them again

[KhansBubble]

I want a video of kid germaine finding foamy

[Venusvixen57]

Thanks for the idea! The next call I receive from a telemarketer will probably sound like porn. Cheap, raunchy porn at that.

On the other hand, it could backfire. They won't sell me anything, but they might keep right on calling!

[MrRomanrin]

love the stalker at the start

:3

[standardmagnus]

a Telemarketer? wow, Nixon has really hit rock bottom!

[TheNethero]

Germaine had a William Shatner moment in this one

[ShadowACS]

I remember a hysterical youtube video called "the best prank call ever." The guy answered a telemarketer by pretending he was a police officer, and the telemarketer had called a murder scene.

Trust me, it's just as funny as a foamy video.

[marsakka]

@ShadowACS its the same guy that had done crank yankers he is actually in a band now called gunfire and sodemy Lol

[SweetNightmareHikari]

When I get those calls, I answer with a bright "Mushi mushi!" Then I babble about the weather or whatever in Japanese. They're usually very confused.

[KATT718]

@SweetNightmareHikari mushi? like mushy peas

is moshi :U

[hahalolwth1]

@SweetNightmareHikari Oh my freaking gosh me too. But instead of speaking japanese I speak random jibberish xD But I do say moshi moshi

[BrokenPaperclip]

@SweetNightmareHikari omfg...I do the same! except, i sually say, genki desu ka? or something like that

[kotsia5742]

@SweetNightmareHikari I just close the phone after telling something like:there is no grownup in the house bye

[ilovecoffeev]

@SweetNightmareHikari do you mean moshi moshi

[Quadraxis]

@SweetNightmareHikari

It's Moshi-moshi. Mushi means bug. Sorry, I'm a perfectionist XP You may kick my ass for being obvious. Thank you for your attention. I hate telemarketers too.

[faylinameir]

@SweetNightmareHikari i used to do that in spanish until someone called me who understood spanish, now I speak in a mixture of the 7 different languages I know bits and pieces of, so even IF they can speak one or two, nothing I'll be saying makes sense, and they useually hang up =-D

[venato75]

@SweetNightmareHikari lol, I answer in german ^^

Unfortunatly I live in germany and they understand

[catz1man]

@SweetNightmareHikari otaku fail?

[Darkfloyd73]

lately universitys have been calling me on my cellphone due to me looking for work on Monster.com for part time jobs. i got sick of ditzy telemarketers form the university of whogivesafuck. and i went 70's pimp on Karen. wheres my money snowhoe?? you better gets me my money trick!! i aint playing round with your lazy two timing ass!! she got freaked and hung up. i just mess with thier heads.

[xBrii333x]

Lol as a kid, somebody called and asked if my mother was home (telemarketer). I told them no, call back in about an hour. They did, and when they asked for my mom, I shouted "YOU'RE TOO LATE, SHE DIED!' and hung up on them. :) I felt accomplished. My mom was PISSED.

[Maddin3456]

i've the weirdest boner right now

[Roully09]

@Maddin3456 lol is it bent sideways

[AntiVenom36]

I can't stand telemarketers. They always call you while you're doing something so they can tell you to buy something completely useless that you might not be interested anyway. They're wasting your damn time for no damn reason at all.

[2fallenangels]

she fakes having sex to telemarketers, doesnt wear much cause its her flat,

but most of all, she burps!!

im beggining to like a fictionaly charecter...

[MasterOfFlash92]

@2fallenangels i know right :D she's awesome!

[thefantageplace1234]

!objection!

[SkylerRayY2K]

Was that richard nixon?

[goodsnpr]

The guy kinda sounded like the men in black bad guy...

[masterclif]

"Please take me off your list." If I heard anything else, you got the callback.

[InukiUchiha]

Was she moaning or giving birth? xD I can't tell Lol!!

[Spaz645]

"Answer the fucking phone,you fat bastard." hello new ring tone....

[ThePianoWings]

ring ring ring * me answeres phone* " sarah spermbank you jack it we pack it how may i help you?" *them* " uum hello is so and so there" *me* " yes but theyre uuuuh... well lets just say theyre earning their rent" lol

[TheCopper1234]

ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE YOU FAT BASTARD!

[sesshiespet]

0:13- 0:15 That is the line I use when ever someone's phone rings.

[TraustiGeir]

@sesshiespet Needs to be a ringtone.

[Scayris]

I just tell them "nobody is home and I'm stupid". Leaves 'em speechless every time.

[darkwatch211]

just act like your masterbateing and tell them to whisper sweet nothings in your ear

[Akirasmoo162]

@SkilzzGuy20

Another great one, when they call asking for Mr. Jones, for example, tell them Mr. Jones was just murdered, this is Detective Mills, we're gonna need to interview you to establish you're connection to the victim, how they got this number, and don't make any plans to leave the country as they might as well consider themselves a suspect at this time in the murder

[AgentVamp]

I put on my deep voice and go "What do you want?!" They tell me their product and I go "Not interested in Mortal Gifts... although I could use your soul... stay on the line for me and I will devour you via phoneline." *click*

[xsychosis]

while ago they called me about earthlink but i told them i have moonlink so its better :)

[KingGhidorah5464]

when telemarketers call, i pop a balloon near the phone and yell AUGH IVE BEEN SHOT!!!

[TheTriumphgurl]

I say "please hold", put my end of the line on mute and see how long they stay on.

[DeathRavenOmen]

I just answer the phone "hello city morgue" and they usually hang up pretty fast lol

[Valsprok]

@DeathRavenOmen Mom says ",(Name here)'s mortuary; You stab 'em, we slab 'em.

[TheTelenation]

When I get a call like that I just go.

'Oh sorry we don't own a phone' :)

Works Everytime /:P

[sketchley80]

I simply tell them in a rushed voice "I'm just heading out - gotta run!" - they never ever argue and in time they get tired of calling...it works everytime - no arguments no stress!

[H2oflaky62]

Have any of you noticed that germaine looks like her old from earlier videos in this video and not like the new germaine who has smaller eyes?

[ChibiTails]

@H2oflaky62

....Probably because this video IS TWO YEARS OLD.

[TheRoamingGnome2]

I luv how the guy on the other end of the phone said "Good luck" lol idk y I found it funny, but I did! XD

[OlidaPanda]

WTF she was having like, orgasms on the phone

"AHH, ARHHGHHHH UHHHH ARRHHHS 5 MORE MINUTES ARRRSHHH"

[K0rNb4LL]

@OlidaPanda She was pretending to be having sex so the guy would leave her alone.

[OlidaPanda]

@OlidaPanda OHHH

makes sense

[Mkayla50]

Just answer with, "Child Molesters, you steal 'em, we feel 'em!" and they tend to not call back.

[Sperandio09]

- Answer the F*cking phone you Fat...Bastard -

[chibichick9]

OMG This dude keep calling my mom at like 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning and I got so pissed at this guy. So I stole her phone, whent to youtube and searched the worlds word sound, and guess what happened. The next time he called I answered pressed play and then I paused the vid and talled like the devil on the phone and said, ' The next time you call you will be pulled into the firey pits of hell through this phone!' He never called back. Two weeks later I found out that he was he boyfriend ha >:3

[Narutofan1000k]

"Hello is Diana there? (mans voice)" Me: -yelling to no one in my house- WHO IS THIS MAN!! YOURE FUCKING CHEATING ON ME!!!??" they havent called back...

[kaldicuct]

@Narutofan1000k I will have to give that a go :D

[pengubaby]

@Narutofan1000k excellent

[randomnchan15]

@Narutofan1000k you, dear top commenter,  are a master troll :)

[Musicture]

I remember getting two calls from two different people about renting an apartment. I decided to give them a hard time. "NO APARTMENT FOR U!" "But-!" "NO!!!!! NOO APARTMENT FOR YOOOOOOU!!!!!!"

[3000Digits]

So sex with casper was from 0:24 - 0:36 o.o?

[RaspberryChanX3]

0:13 - 0:16 my new ringtone xD

[BladeCrashic122]

LMFAO

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

one time i awnsered and just kept saying weegee till they hung up. XD

[domoholo]

whats with the long comments...

[banditninjakitty]

@domoholo lol ikr?

[Valsprok]

@domoholo The funniest storries often take longest to tell.

[123fizzylollipop]

i'll say in a really deep voice even though i'm a girl, "if you can hear me drop the phone and walk six feet away. if not i will defeat you with nothing but pure wits." normally the guy says, "here we go again." and i say in my most feminine voice possible while holding the phone far from me, "is it a telemarketer?" then scream, "i'll call the police!" then dropping into the man tone and bringing the phone closer, "That's my wife. stop scaring her!!!" normally does the trick.

[333LoveMeOrHateMe333]

WILLMA JEAN JACKSON... IF YOU ARE READING THIS... GIVE THE DAMN BANK THE RIGHT NUMBER... I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TAKEING YOUR FUCKING COLLECTION CALLS ON MY CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darkfloyd73]

this number kept calling my cellphone. the same church too!! i just put back on the voice changer, dropped the tone and starting a bunch of ballbe about devouring jahovas whitnesses. it was even better when haji and his pals were freaking out in the background. i got so irratated with him that i threatened to get sating to rape him with a pitchfork if he continued to harrass me at 3am. i never heard those doosebags call me again. took me off of thier calling list REALLY QUICK!!!

[StanleyBradshaw]

I usually just scream at them until they hang up.

[lolzkitteh2c]

i watched this vid and like a daylater i got a call from a telemarketer and did this it was funny as hell to hear his reaction (p.s. im a chick) and it was sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[AmandaHugsHippies7]

lol this sounds and looks like something i would do and have done many times lol

[messyjess95]

im a girl and everytime i get and unavailable or private call on my cell, i try my best man voice out and answer the phone XD its so funny.

[ttristan97]

When ever telemarketer calls me.

I say "Wrong Number"

And they are all laike "Uhhhhhh, okay."

and then I hang up on the fucker

[Shadoward12]

I like trying to reverse-sell them random stuff. "Would you like to save 10% on your phone bill?" "Not really, but you sound like a guy who could use a third lung, wanna buy one? Only $50!"

[phontex]

Thumbs up if you actually did this to a telemarketer after seeing this.

[LoneSWarrior]

The guy sounded like Richard Nixon. 0 30

[rawrdinosourlover]

answer the fuckking phone you fat bastard xD

[NinjaBunnyPro]

how the hell does the stalker pizza guy keep getting in?!!

[MrGboy111]

*RING* *RING* answer th fucking phone you fat basterd

[Zamabukara]

well thats one way of getting rid of someone on the phone.



[jstynsktr]

Germaine's to do list:1. KILL THE DAMN PIZZA GUY!!!!!! FCKIN STALKER!!!!!!

2. Fall asleep while Foamy calls Germaine "A FAT BASTARD!!!!!!"

[DimentioMOD]

Germaine the pizza guys balls are not on fire yet. why is that so?

fix it now

just a reminder :)

[JDroneX]

why the hell was she acting like she was have sex?

[LotWPro]

@JDroneX I despise you for your idiocy.

[JDroneX]

@LotWPro and i despise you for despising a simple question

[Sasukhana]

@JDroneX to avoid the telemarketer.

[ZACKnirvana]

is the telemarketer strongbad? haha

[ChristopherAngelies]

its SCREAM OH NO...

What was with the random fake orgasm?

[BONKatomicSUKAPUNCH]

@ChristopherAngelies to get the phone company to stop bugging her

[ChristopherAngelies]

its SCREAM OH NO

[Loveladylein92]

wtf i did just watched?

[GameAmy]

@Loveladylein92 Something magical made by our lard and master :P

[Loveladylein92]

@GameAmy because of the magic i watch all this vids xD

[DanieLautner]

I just burpred



[aurielMoon]

the telemarketer sounds like that bug guy from men in black 1

[dominationiskey]

5.... more.... mins ohhhh yaaaa LOL how despret can u get *burp*

[echostar2007]

Hehehe Me and my friends use foamy and pillz name for our revenge. This guy had called 7 times on my friends phone. We were all trying to have a movie day. Finally we had enough the 6th time. So we came up with a plan. we looked for several foamy video while I answered the phone the final time acting like a junky on a trip gone wrong. I'll explain more if someone's interested in learning more. XD

[andozuthekunouchi]

@echostar2007 Honestly I'd like too hear more about that lol

[Wolfdragoness]

@echostar2007 hey tell me more lol im interested

[4favoriteanime]

@echostar2007 hey please tell me more its sonds interesting.

[echostar2007]

@4favoriteanime Sorry for the long reply. I don't get on here much.. Well... First we got a couple of sound clips of foamy then we got really creative like getting an old light bulb to breake the glass. My friend's boyfriend even joined in. When the ass called again and made sure that I answered and responded in a mocked frightened voice, "Hello pillz?! IS that you?! PLEASE MAN I NEED YOU TO ELL ME WHERE YOU HIDE THOSE WEEGEES THE LORD AND ALMIGHTY MASTER IS AFTER ME" (c)

[echostar2007]

@4favoriteanime (c) This was before the guy even answered. The guy was like "Ma-" But I contined while let the balb crash into the ground "OMG WHAT WAS THAT?! PILLZ MAN HURRY AND TELL WHERE MAMA LUIGI KEEPS THE WEEGEES!" We got a couple of small word at first forming this, "There you are you fat bastard! Prepare to face my squirly wrath!" By this point the guy was painiking asking what was going on and if i need help but I simply replied, "OMG NO MASTER PLEASE NO!!!!" (c)

[echostar2007]

@4favoriteanime Of course I stayed on but I held the phone out while we did more crashing and chairs scooting across the floor. At this point the guy was really freaking out yelling mam over and over again by now I hand the phone to my friends by and he goes with his best undertaker (WWE) impression saying, "She's no longer with us. She will now.. Rest... In... PEACE!!!!" He does an evil laugh then gives it back to me so I can but it to the computer with one off Pillz's rants then hung up (c)

[4favoriteanime]

@echostar2007 thats funny thanks for answering and telling me about it, you cant help but feel sorry for the poor guy he was problably freaking out the whole time and was like oh no i stubbled upon a horrible murdder scene what do i do, lol, What does the c at the end of every comment mean?

[echostar2007]

@4favoriteanime We all ended up collasping with mass hysterias of laughter before cleaning up and resuming our movie. The guy never called again. XD

[echostar2007]

@echostar2007 It means continue meaning I had more to post. No prob sorry it took so long. I don't get on much. I'm surprised he didn't call the police. XD

[Darkfloyd73]

a telemarketer called me on my callphone asking for some jackass named dean.(not me) he was peraching to meabout how to save myself from the evils of mankind and sins and other crap. i simply put on my voice changer, dropped the tone down, and said Dean cant come to the phone right now! hes being Devoured By Hellhounds. he freaked out And said, Oh Lawdy!! and hung up.

[CyanideJoyride]

@Darkfloyd73 That made my fucking day. <3

[AsettheRiverGoddess]

@Darkfloyd73 awesome!

[NinjaBunnyPro]

@Darkfloyd73 *gasping for breath from laughing* bet tht guy never calls again! XD

[LoneSWarrior]

@Darkfloyd73 I admit, that is funny. I would just hang up because it's a bit much, but that is funny.

[SisterOfTheGothGirl]

@Darkfloyd73 That's so funny! Supernatural fan I take it? :)

[lordsquishums]

@Darkfloyd73 Dude has seen way too many episodes of Supernatural.

[IamJustice743]

@Darkfloyd73 Dude, you're fucking made of win. I wish i could get a working voice changer for my phone so I could do that.

[6thhokagephil]

@Darkfloyd73 Hard...fucking...core

[ihavedarkcharm]

@Darkfloyd73 ...LOL i love you now

[Blackshadow164]

@Darkfloyd73 cool!, what voice changer did you use?

[antoineO1]

buttcrack showing

[TheDragonsRose]

@deathstar976 You're a terrible troll. Glad you like the show though. ^_^

[deathstar976]

@TheDragonsRose not trolling but thanks anyways ^_^

the joke is that's she's poetic, perverted and well hot :D

but nice to see this pleasures u so ;)

[andozuthekunouchi]

@deathstar976 *reads this* OH MY GOD MOMMY I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *curls up on the ground and crys* WHY WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THAT!!!!! so scared so very scared..........I need medical attention............NINJA DOWN NINJA DOWN!!!!!!!! *faints from shock*

[DarknessofWhite]

One Halloween a telemarketer called right before we left for trick or treating. My sister and I were way little kids. I was dressed as a princess, my sister as a cowgirl. Mom didn't want to deal with them, so she handed my sister the phone. She could barely talk, but she managed to say "Hi! My sister's a princess and I GOT A GUN!" God I wish we had that on tape! The telemarketer freaked and hung up!!

[123fizzylollipop]

@DarknessofWhite omg, my friend and i scared a telemarketer because we were playing ninja while he was talking and i yelled, "awww jeezz... you cut my arm off!!!! my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrmmmmm­m!!!!!!! my arm! it's gone!!! i called it righty!!!" jeez, did the telemarketer panic!

[SabakuNoKijoSakura]

@DarknessofWhite X-D Epic!!!

[crazychattygirl]

is she havin a orgasm

[KinaHamaru]

I get calls for my parents all the time when they aren't home so sometimes I mess with them. One time I told the lady "Yeah, you might want to call back when the home owners are here. I'm just robbing the place." She didn't even call the police.

[irGosu]

so can you tell me why shes squirming around like shes about to cum? .... I am lost and ANSWER TEH PHONE YOU FAT BASTARD!

[KaedeIzume]

@irGosu She was pretending to have sex or masturbate to get the telemarketer to hang up.

[irGosu]

@KaedeIzume :D Agreed, I noticed that after I re-watched it haha ty Kaedelzume :D

[bobobano]

Joes Creamatorium, you kill em we grill em

[ScarMac1]

@bobobano joe's morgue, you stab 'em we'll slab 'em

[Freedom21stCenturi]

i wanna fuck her

[vampirehunterXD]

lol once i pick up the phone with a telemarketer at the other end and i said "no Inglés señor" and he started speaking Spanish... I hung up the phone X3

[KHFanClub13]

@vampirehunterXD OMG! XD I did the same!! only that I answered ' moshimoshi' and then they started to talk in Japanese.. I was like WTF! they believed it! O: *then hunged up* xDD!

[bladeofthetalon]

@band43seat OMG ROFL! One time my dad answered when they came by and all he said was, 'Yeah sure. How about you come inside we are about to sacrifice the cat to the god of insanity.' They promptly left. XP

[Dastreus]

ROFL.

[destroy252525]

answer the fucking phone you fat bastard!

[kenzieuchiha1191]

I just usually answer by farting lol and then cuss them out they usually don't call for a month XD

[Pikachu9078]

lol "good luck to you."