Neo Double Games review (DS Rip off)

[zzyxyz000062]

0:01 - GASP! He said a bad word! Naughty man! :)

[enigma19833]

It's pretty staggering (and not a little depressing) that this video is almost SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD!

[DoubleMGames]

so hes an phsycologist, 

[WolfieXp]

-56 out of 10

[Watrmellom]

'an excellent piece of tat'

[beatdathaguy98]

Haha value pack XD

[GRAPHI202]

A rip off of the pop station? Oh no.....

[pbcrazy76]

Cheeep

[pbcrazy76]

LOL brit

[thecherryboo1]

My brother likes the Neo Double Games, even though it sucks.

For every like I will hit his head with a metal baseball bat once.

[TheOdysseyKid]

@thecherryboo1 Get his ear for me!

[NintendoNazi]

@thecherryboo1 Just 26 likes, I don't want to live on this planet.

[yofune99]

@thecherryboo1 is he under the age of 5 1/2?

[thecherryboo1]

@yofune99 He's actually 11.

[WhiteAntagonist]

he looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!

[Zaptagious]

"The handstrap you wouldn't trust to carry a single atom"

I lol'd.

[WarlosPS3]

This is a piece of crap, but I have to admit swapping the screens to switch games is cool as hell...

[marchelinyosoy]

Assamble your team Mr. Cobs...

[OldTimeyJunk]

I love how he takes the reviews of these damn things so seriously.

[peteboy12345]

"okay, it's now making me physically ill, so i'm gonna turn that off" hahahaha

[COOLDARKBLADE]

did the ds ripthis off trollface

[bluedrangon69]

wow that thing is crap, i would rather buy a used gameboy advance for 20 bucks 

[OldTimeyJunk]

@bluedrangon69 I'd buy the Gameboy over a PS3... GBA's are awesome!

[NitroThunder7]

@OldTimeyJunk I'd buy the Gameboy over a Xbox360...GBA's are awesome!

[dialga8666]

WTF Replacing the screen?

[glorkel80]

As I said on your other Neo Double Games video (the one with Fortress Guardian) can I please have your NDG system. Where can I buy it in America? P.S. The concept of that Street Fighter game is awesome. I want to pull of my arm and throw it at someone.

[MegaFoxdude]

This fake ds is a complete fail. I give it a 0 out of 10.

[XxBakerxX72]

My mouth dropped when you pulled out the "screen"

[plxplox94]

i rofled when he switched the screen

[mr4y]

It wont' make your ears bleed...

Yeah. Putting vinyl gloves, mask and 'diver' goggles will protect your ears for sure, lol

[jjovereats]

Please do a diag of the creators of the Pop stations.

[RullenianTrolls]

Have transcribe audio at the beginning and it will say, "Hello, I'm failed psychologist and internet cunt Dr. Ashen."

[TheSparten097]

i want 1!!!! lol 

[khdarkriku17]

I know I'm being stupid here, but what's a Biro?

[PaperShishigami]

@khdarkriku17 Looks like that's what Brits call their ballpoint pen. It's the same kind of thing as all bandages being called Band-Aids.

[khdarkriku17]

@PaperShishigami Okay... Thanks for clearing that up.

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

@khdarkriku17

a british term for pen ;)

[TheNeutralFan]

@khdarkriku17 Yeah, a term for a pen which apparently doesn't get used wherever you are. Comes from the came of the guy who invented it, though in his case it should actually be pronounced "bee-ro".

God I know too much.

[MistaX8]

Transcribe audio at 0:58

"Medium Couple Games for Haiti"

I gotta rewatch all the old ashens videos that have transcribe audio just for this stuff!

[sycomania134]

Let me guess... The bottom screen is just for shits and giggles

[anth1165]

0:39 Transcribe audio: it one St Louis this debate...... HAHAH xD

[MistaX8]

@anth1165

I hope they never fix the transcribe audio feature, it's just too funny to mess with.

[hig7t]

Haha I want one

[0killerdanny0]

Hold on, he's concerned about his ears bleeding, the only thing he didnt put on were ear muffs.. o.O

[iwannabepresident]

you look like the guy from Inception xD

[CommanderSwedePlays]

@iwannabepresident presidents generally don't use contractions

[JES061268]

Invented by a mum whose kids kept misplacing their games take a look GAMETAG - Nintendo DS - No More Loose & Lost DS Games - Loyalty Card Organiser

[butwhydudeimeanwhy12]

THEY HAVE A WIDESCREEN NEO DOUBLE GAMES AT DEALEXTREME!

[Puckglee]

thumbs up for the crapy , easy falling upper screen

[kjw21411]

lol the captions at 2:15 say "pasticky" instead of "plasticy"

[Timic83tc]

who remembers watching this in 06?

[Underoath709]

Am I the only one who kinda wants to buy this crap to see how horrible it really is?

[the1gun]

MAN!!! i only saw the videos where you dont see him and i thought he was gonna like like Pierce Brosnan

[TheSlipKnot981]

do you really wear a suit every time you review something.

[benehime7]

i cracked up when the screen fell twice, haha xD

[stickmedia1]

'i give it an 8 out of 10 just because it was made in china and I am terrified of their govermen" XDDDDDDD

[mubiahmed1]

in someones bathroom?!?!?!?!?

[PortalJumper98]

internet cunt?

[KamikazeOrange]

@PortalJumper98 Internet cunt indeed.

[Robomonkey5000]

your ears arent covered

[Timic83tc]

@MrPerbertil don't forget the nostalgia critic :)

[MrPerbertil]

@Timic83tc he is also bad, but not as bad as the irategamer

[alowlifegamer]

@MrPerbertil AMEN BRO

[MrPerbertil]

@alowlifegamer XD

[bubbajimmy8]

@MrPerbertil Eh at least there is some effort into Irate

[MrPerbertil]

@bubbajimmy8 sure.....?

[JSP21413]

@MrPerbertil DAMN FUCKING RIGHT lol

[coffeeandsugar20]

"Man boobs surgery" is definitely related to this video.

[Fabulousitist]

Mirror mirror on the wall, sassy girl thats what i'm called.

[NonstopRam]

If it was cheap enough, you can mode the shit out of it.

[khdarkriku17]

If they can't even beat the Game & Watch, then they certainly won't beat the DS

[nikosorange1997]

hi ashens i have the neo double games lite its rip off nintedo ds lite

[FalzarZ]

So this is why we have console/handheld fanboys/girls, they keep buying this stuff.

[BattlefieldWinz23]

N E double G. that sounds cool :P

[dhanraj237]

wow u uploaded it on my birthday

[nudgefudgestudios]

if u dont want ur ears to bleed, why would you not put in ear plugs, just goggles, gloves, and a box... -.-

0:37

[davidevgen]

i wonder if chintendo is going to make a knock off 3ds XD

[ladypola21]

0:51 really shocked me :( LOL

[MikegrayTV]

Friend code 3ds is 4296-3051-3339 add me the names mike

[BoboDoboRobo]

Holy shit. You look a lot older now, Ashens.

[Nurullah1200]

What a rip off...

[TheSupremeBiscuit]

Are you by any chance the voice of Shaun from Assassin's creed?

[mauriciohavok]

DS stands for Developers' System, not dual screen.

[jarshale]

@mauriciohavok it's both

[scytheghidorah]

At 00:13 my video paused. I loled

[Hysteria98]

2:31 - So, so inevitable, but when it happened i still crapped my pants laughing XD

then it did it again right after and i was iiiiiiiin agony. sheer agony.

[OilyTower]

Ashens looks slighty different from all his other vids, could be the video quality

[chickenpoper]

do one on the chindendo vii please

[fasteddi6]

where did you get it

[evilgamers1]

review your DS Lite and compare it to these fake rip offs it will be funny!

[juxhin000]

i miss the times when he wore gloves. he should do it again

[trungvuongk2]

dude you looked like that guy from inception

[JackWolf10]

The first ashens video I watched (this was way back in 2006 when he wasn't a massive phonomenon)

[TheLordEnki]

THE EARS WILL STILL BLEED.

THE GOGGLES. THEY DO NOTHING.

[coneyislanddiscomark]

It's still better than the wii.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@coneyislanddiscomark

burn

[OldTimeyJunk]

What's with the horrid quality - 240p. Bad. Bad. Although, why would you want to watch a piece of floating crap in HD? Hmmm...

[PaulErly]

@OldTimeyJunk You obviously don't understand how old this video is.

[mjc0961]

@OldTimeyJunk "Uploaded by ashens on Mar 28, 2006"

Hmm...

[RH98]

A fiver?! Holy shit. For a couple of pounds more than that you can get Company of Heroes (or pretty much any great game from a few years back - I only use CoH as an example because it's the only game I can think of which is 5 years old, and still arguably the best game of its genre) 

[RH98]

"intenet cunt" lol Dr. Ashen you are usually so polite... what happened? :)

[Bobby13313TV]

@villeMehler THERE_IS_A_SPACE_BAR_YOU_KNOW_­.

AND_YOU_DON'T_NEED_TO_HOLD_THE­_SHIFT_KEY_OR_PRESS_THE_CAPS_L­OCK_YOU_IDIOT_.

[xLe3Fx]

for some reason watching this makes me sad....

[Manonthe3up]

Zero times two equals zero.

[SuperDenizen]

The music sounds like the theme in "Once Upon a Time in China"

[thedotter1]

I've got one of these :D I got it out of a showbag

[ilidiandemon]

@thedotter1

omg >.<

[pokegirl07]

@thedotter1 get rid of it >-<

[ExForceFire]

how little does that *THING* cost? O_O''

[ge5undhe17]

It uses the fight scene theme from that kungfu movie "Once Upon A Time In China". Oh, how precious. Wong Fei Hung would be honored.

[Kreaden]

You know what i do believe they used this piece of shit in the tv show "two and a half men" the son (jake) was playing a hand held game system that looked exactly like this

[homero980]

0:50 OMG you sounded just like captain price from call of duty 4

[Mook06]

what could you POSSIBLY need the headphones on these machines for...

[Rampagedd]

"again the strap you wouldn't trust to carry with a single atom" haha, pure witt.

[gr8fzy1]

Ahhh, so this is the origin of the 'pulling your arms off and throwing them at people' comment he uses so much!!!

[SuperGilberto1977]

where do i buy one

[superaaronreview98]

IS IT A RIP OFF OF THE DS

[CharizardLv5]

@superaaronreview98 no shit sherlock

[psychonaut25]

This is even more shittier that original DS

[8maxthemax8]

with your gears and your accents you look like a bad guy

[hieu1337]

Now I would even choose this shit over Justin Bieber

[Greek316]

Hahaahahahaha...8/10 coz ur terrified of the Chinese government!!

[padenszamonster]

they put one of those in with every relief package they drop over the middle east. no wonder they hate us

[BranislavDJ]

I farted (I ate lots of beans )when you was puting the mask at the begining.

I just fell of the chair laughing. xD

[XJPR1226X]

this would have been funny for a prank they open a box to the ds but it happens to be that piece of crap

[SuperLRELLIS]

I have neo double games its horrible horrible. Why dont it like ds not like a piece of terrible junk!!!! I hate It!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vatoloco123456able]

fuck that shit

[guwwetryw]

@xSouthSide13 Nintendo DUAL SCREEN, not double :P

[tazer561]

OMG IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR ACCENT AND YOUR CYNICISM I SUBSCRIBED TO YOU AFTER THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrYuricko]

I feel like crying for every kid who owns that :(:(:(.

[Tysrus30]

LOL



[SorrowSacrifice]

The way you are so cynical about the device without actually laughing yourself makes it even funnier

[Ruttie2]

EVERYTHING IS FROM CHINA! It's all from the same

factory you twat! You should hate all your stuff! LOL

[joeyjordisonsteve]

where can i get one of these, or a popstation or any of the other stuff?

[alexhazcheezburger]

Overall, I give it an 8/10, only 'cause I'm scared of their government.

[bleedingxhearts2]

omg i just pissed myself a strap you wouldnt trust to carry a single atom omg lol

[kjw41309]

You left the L out of plasticky in the captions.

[Stogryn]

0:30

THAT'S WHAT SHEEEE SAAIDD

[kjw41309]

@Stogryn She who?

[Sephazon]

@Stogryn Correction. That's what he said.

[Fabulousitist]

@Stogryn win.

[MrPokeDani]

Look for the first sentence:

"Hello. I'm failed psychologist and internet cunt Dr. Ashen,"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[SonySasuke]

@MrPokeDani in another video he played that and he claimed that "that man said a bad word :("

[onyxgoth11]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! China is beat...... when it comes to making rip offs :)

[savvasyo]

did you send this to tweeterman???

[yinjara]

@xSouthSide13 I am as well. with the screen hindge falling off and everything. FUCK THE SLIM/XL/CAMERA/3DS!

[knymaryujyo]

確かにダブルスクリーンだ！画面を交換するのは画期的だ！

[CezarVincentQuiambao]

96 people are cheap!!!

[Aiden1504]

Oh my god this guy is so funny!! xD

[Xiller8]

failed psychologist and internet cunt XD

i love you Dr. Ashens

[MagicOfficial]

"This time it won't make my ears bleed".

haha! and you cover ure whole face with equipment EXCEPT FOR YOUR EARS! lol

[mainewizard]

stupid doble games

[idogrrl09]

@mainewizard  double

[mainewizard]

stupid doble games



[Philkid3]

I feel like I'm watching Look Around You.

[ShanSinghTV]

@Philkid3 Mathematical Ant Telharsic Harfatum Septomin

[Jack2009cool]

@Philkid3 Note that down in your copy books now.

[RS250Squid]

Have we really had over four and a half years of people pulling their arms off and throwing them at each other?!

Yikes.

[TheVidgamegeek]

You should wear that protective gear in your next review about Chinese crap

[BloodTal0n]

@xSouthSide13 *Nintendo Dual Screen, not Double Screen. D:

[Klaudia249249]

LOL

"I give it 8/10 only because it was made in China and I am terrified of their government."

I went to the Dollar Store the other day and found this for 1.99

[energy123ish]

its nintendo ds or....?

[MarioMan771]

@Funnyjake011 Yes it is but they still do it anyway

[Funnyjake011]

isn't this illegal to do?

[BabyFawnLegs]

@Funnyjake011 Hong Kong has such a ridiculously free market economy that products like these can be manufactured there without any legal backlash. Ripoff products almost never come from mainland China.

[waddlerobloxxxx]

cant wait for Neo double games 3d

[anthonyiscool99]

Nice review with dat rip off ds shit!! 

[00wekfet00]

i will wait for Neo Double Games 3DG

[Undertzolkin]

isnt that street fighter 5 o.O

[NewWorldOrderElite]

it looks like a hunk of plastic with a crappy software:)

[evilspecter666]

But why you bought that crapy? i think are you a reseller ;D

[Hilian95]

I wonder why i never find these things here in Italy, usually bullshits like these comes here faster!