The a team started out with only 3 people on their team and said that they are the desiples of chuck norris, chuck norris roundhouse kicked the director to make mr.t
Ten of ten stars with a bullet, to the bad guys that is. Walker Texas Ranger was the greatest series ever. Chuck Norris is a bona fide world karate champion and left as a world champion. He did the same with Walker. The cast is brilliant. I always feel like they are part of my family. DA Alex Chahill is the perfect girlfriend and later,wife. I'd love to get the wedding on DVD. A wonderful series with many life lessons. I wasn't hooked at the beginning, but now it's like a ritual..
@jazzfusionary Thanks for the very meaningful and heartfelt comment! Fortunately, Chuck Norris will never die, and your children's children's children, etc, will all have the opportunity to share the same love! AMEN BROTHER!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can smile AND laugh while killing people.......and hit a black guy with a paper ball that he caught. Scares the shit out of the bad guys, breaks arms in arm wrestling, break a japanese judo masters nose. And then have pancake at a fucking diner!.........total Epicness man....Epicness
Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest tv shows ever. Chuck Norris was truly amazing. I miss the 90's - best era in films and television. Such television shows like Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade, La Femme Nikita, Spy Game, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Peter Benchley's Amazon, L.A. Heat, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Mortal Kombat Conquest, Robocop:The Series, The X Files were brilliant.
Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest tv shows ever. Chuck Norris was truly amazing. I miss the 90's - best era in films and television. Such television shows like Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade, La Femme Nikita, Spy Game, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Peter Benchley's Amazon, L.A. Heat, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Mortal Kombat Conquest, Robocop:The Series, The X Files were brilliant.
Before each filming of Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
Even though that sleeper hold at 1:34 doesn't last longer than about 30 seconds, it's still an entertaining show to watch. You did good with the ass kicking segments. Some of the best parts of the show.
lmfao at 00:5 all u see is chuck norris nodding, it doesnt show off camera his makeup manager begging 4 the lives of his family and friends cuz he touched chucks face with his bare hand. he beggs, "NO! PLZ! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! IM SORRY!" but chuck norris doesnt give a shit. he just nodds. YES
chuck norris pwns, 'nuff said. Check out "Guy hit in head with .50 caliber ricochet". This is what happens if you try to shoot Chuck Norris with a 50 cal.
I really don't remember... It's a been a long time since I put this together but I'm sure they'll re-play them soon on the hallmark channel! Thanks for watching...
Chuck Norris can kick you with a punch
246schoolgal246 2 weeks ago
SOAD :D
AndreasKisser1 1 month ago
Like this comment or CHUCK NORRIS wil kill you in your sleep tonight
Viewmontman1 1 month ago
chuck norris the only man who can punch a cyclops between the eyes
multinija13 1 month ago
13 people are the bastard children of Chuck Norris' victims.
guitaro5000 2 months ago
Nicepeter sent me here
jak5000 8 months ago
From the Dictionary of Norris: Life, the absence of a roundhouse kick.
WMackbd 9 months ago
watch with this in background
/watch?v=SFu2DfPDGeU&feature=fvwrel
DiabeticWalrus1 10 months ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter...hes already following you
TJeffrey13 10 months ago 2
every time Chuck Norris claps his hands Los Angles has a another earthquake
MrPainkiller616 11 months ago
The a team started out with only 3 people on their team and said that they are the desiples of chuck norris, chuck norris roundhouse kicked the director to make mr.t
GoshYouNoobFilms 11 months ago
one of the best serials I think....I watch it every wednesday after school..:D from Czech Republic...:D
ondra10192 11 months ago 2
Delivering justice by the sole of his boot
thabood 1 year ago
what episode is that from 3:14 to 3:27?
classicrocker008 1 year ago
Ten of ten stars with a bullet, to the bad guys that is. Walker Texas Ranger was the greatest series ever. Chuck Norris is a bona fide world karate champion and left as a world champion. He did the same with Walker. The cast is brilliant. I always feel like they are part of my family. DA Alex Chahill is the perfect girlfriend and later,wife. I'd love to get the wedding on DVD. A wonderful series with many life lessons. I wasn't hooked at the beginning, but now it's like a ritual..
jazzfusionary 1 year ago 6
@jazzfusionary Thanks for the very meaningful and heartfelt comment! Fortunately, Chuck Norris will never die, and your children's children's children, etc, will all have the opportunity to share the same love! AMEN BROTHER!
mugreentj 1 year ago 3
@mugreentj Chuck Norris has actually died many times from brain trauma, but the grim reaper was simply too scared to pick him up.
MySwaggedUp 9 months ago
The fact that Chuck Norris was in this video, made it instantly better by 10 fold.
If it were anyone else, this video would have been a giant turd slowly rotting in a sewer.
I'm looking at you Master Splinter.
Deathscythe767 1 year ago
still funny.
EverSoTired 1 year ago
Worship chuck norris unless you hate life.
angels2online 1 year ago
@angels2online praise the great ranger chuck norris
spyrothehuman 1 year ago
Pure AWESOMENESS
Pivotist 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is the only person who can smile AND laugh while killing people.......and hit a black guy with a paper ball that he caught. Scares the shit out of the bad guys, breaks arms in arm wrestling, break a japanese judo masters nose. And then have pancake at a fucking diner!.........total Epicness man....Epicness
nigafigya 1 year ago
All these clips are from just one, single episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
RJPIL0T 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesnt need guns, guns need chuck norris
TheGuest5976 1 year ago
song choice could be better, but awesome vid
Bladeninja76 1 year ago
steriods is nothing compared to a shot of pure chuck norris sweat
locobokoo 1 year ago
haha stupid nigger at 2:22
verlex 1 year ago
@verlex lol wtf man! i was reading comments on this one......thank god i was already laughing cuz of the damned japanese guy.
nigafigya 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Chuck Norris is the One, Neo is just standing in while Chuck grabs a beer.
rikko338 1 year ago 3
Explorer920023 1 year ago
This should get an MTV music video award!
jamesdc60 1 year ago
0:38 walker was getting some action with Alex... WOW
hjIchigo 1 year ago
Bruce Lee would own him :l
GTA4Kings 1 year ago
@GTA4Kings , you can just go to HELL!
nigafigya 1 year ago
@nigafigya Lol it's true :O
iLoveNarutoDuh 1 year ago
Jesus, awesome video dude.. Jesu... I mean, Chuck Norris...
RockstarVaci 1 year ago
the music save this video
tamatero 1 year ago
comment removed by chuck norris, then roundhoused
potatoelover95 1 year ago 3
0:22; Only Chuck Norris gets a foot cam....
Automobilie 1 year ago
this vid must be removed asap. youtube cant hold this much awesomeness
racermix 1 year ago
i shouldhire chuck norris as my gaurd whos gona protect all those chips?
OttonFilms 1 year ago
If this video has 20.000 views, and my video has 20.000... this video has more views than mine... no matter what.
DVKamikaze 1 year ago
2:22 WICH CHAPTER IS THAT?
kgbsmoker123 1 year ago
wtf is that Heath Ledger in the back @ 2:29 ?
lexmurphy 1 year ago
This is the best tv serie. I just watched the first season. AWESOME
MrAtteTanskanen 1 year ago
chuck norris is monster and beautiful
I LOVE CHUCK!!!!!
alenbolso 1 year ago
9/11 didnt happen by terroist it was actually chuck noris playing jenga
LOLbiscuts 1 year ago
Chuck norris knows what you do at this moment...
dieguitolink 1 year ago
evary 100 years chuck norris sends 1 luky child to the sun
Xcam101 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest tv shows ever. Chuck Norris was truly amazing. I miss the 90's - best era in films and television. Such television shows like Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade, La Femme Nikita, Spy Game, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Peter Benchley's Amazon, L.A. Heat, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Mortal Kombat Conquest, Robocop:The Series, The X Files were brilliant.
ViolaXZ 1 year ago
Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest tv shows ever. Chuck Norris was truly amazing. I miss the 90's - best era in films and television. Such television shows like Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade, La Femme Nikita, Spy Game, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Peter Benchley's Amazon, L.A. Heat, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Mortal Kombat Conquest, Robocop:The Series, The X Files were brilliant.
ViolaXZ 1 year ago
three words for chuck.. HANDSOME, HANDSOME HANDSOME
SherryA67 1 year ago 3
When Chuck Norris used to go to bed as a child, his bed used to wet itself.
GeorgeMillerAtkinson 1 year ago 26
LOL! Not heard that one, cheers!
cl998 1 year ago
@GeorgeMillerAtkinson come on son stop sucking dick
P00nez 10 months ago
If you look at this closely,you will notice Chuck Norris uses violence only as a last resort,or when the world goes in slow motion
doubleac13 1 year ago 4
2:02 nice
MrMasox 1 year ago 3
Only Chuck Norris can win The most impossible song in GH3
LEONNIGHT7 2 years ago 2
@LEONNIGHT7 chuck norris can unlock pandoras box and then beat all the evil
spyrothehuman 1 year ago
@spyrothehuman HAHAHA (SNIF) FUNNY.
LEONNIGHT7 1 year ago
Good video
gussephe 2 years ago 2
ablosutly love the bit @ 2:45 twas amzing chuck norris is god !!!
Smiley985 2 years ago 2
because of what you said, tatteXXX, chuck norris will roundhouse kick the shit out of you in your sleep tonight.
asqw37pickle 2 years ago 14
This comment has received too many negative votes show
over rated this Chuck Norris.
TatteXXX 2 years ago
his fight scenes always consist of 2 or 3 punches then he always finishes them with a roundhouse. lol love it!
doubledrive78 2 years ago 2
00:20 to 00:22 lol
pachekin24 2 years ago
2:29
lol'd
tauwilltriumph 2 years ago
lol
CrisTekk 2 years ago
hablen español
chambelan27 2 years ago
jajajaja no hablas ingles gallego?
no espik inglish¿¿jajajaja
nazevernever999 2 years ago
LONG LIVE CHUCK NORRIS! he rocks
Pirate3601 2 years ago 3
better than bruce L. xD ...
VinceCarter50 2 years ago
Before each filming of Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
snake1224 2 years ago 5
Possibly the greatest video of all time, of ALL TIME
andrewsplaylists 2 years ago
when chuck norris does a push up he doesnt lift himself up he pushes the world down!
Robinthecleet 2 years ago 2
this one has been used like soo many times!
MrDannyel17 2 years ago
Chuck Norris' show is called "Walker: Texas Ranger" because Chuck Norris never has to run.
PS3dudeJerry 2 years ago 4
rawest video ive seen on youtube.
alexanderabreucastro 2 years ago
2:25 maybe the biggest Owned! in the world
EdTheGringo 2 years ago
Everyday is Chuck Norris's birthday
Constitution1000 2 years ago
chuck norris is my god
33mithos33 2 years ago 2
lololol ( 0:55 - 1:00 )"wtf hacks?!?!?!?!"
jargon1123 2 years ago 4
lol, chuck norris was holding back...
micado1994 2 years ago
chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris
StMuttley 2 years ago
i love it
adamtr1121 2 years ago
the music is from system of a down xD
ichsonstkeiner 2 years ago
Good is 0:29
Mikepodrazil 2 years ago
No! 0:27
Mikepodrazil 2 years ago
System of a down :D :D great :D :D
14neo11 2 years ago
chuck sleeps with lights on not because he afraids of the dark but because the dark afraids of him
bulldogg1111 2 years ago
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
oneylaaan 2 years ago
All this in four episodes? Damn, this shows how much ass kicking he performs.
EthanTheHobo 2 years ago
The Definition of Owned! 2:23
Hydro64 2 years ago 2
2:30 is
athelard 2 years ago
"Did you hear what I said ?" :)
PabianPL 2 years ago
chuck is a clown, Jack Bauer is the man recognise!!
epdug 2 years ago
You picked an awesome song for this.
dr1nk1ngm3rcury 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is the One, Neo is just standing in while Chuck grabs a beer.
rikko338 2 years ago 3
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norris.
thabood 2 years ago 3
The best Chuck Norris joke ever!!!
athelard 2 years ago
THIS IS A TRUE FACT:
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
blahblah234blah 2 years ago
0:19 is why Chuck rules.
glickle 2 years ago
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glickle 2 years ago
FACT: Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
cupcakesgorawr 2 years ago 2
chuck norris in his prime vs steven seagal in his prime who wins?
bloodboxing1 2 years ago
Chuck Norris easily he'll just roundhouse kick Seagal in his fat belly
josh47h 2 years ago 3
That's not even a question...
rikko338 2 years ago
Even though that sleeper hold at 1:34 doesn't last longer than about 30 seconds, it's still an entertaining show to watch. You did good with the ass kicking segments. Some of the best parts of the show.
LDC454 2 years ago
chuck norris rox
DeepFr0zen 2 years ago
0:37 rape much
17dent17 2 years ago
haha chuck norris jokes were funny three years ago....
mrtangerine999 2 years ago
now they're just DEAD SERIOUS!!
mugreentj 2 years ago 17
@mugreentj true story.
AdZz16 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
OF COURSE THEY ARE
ICET100 1 year ago
Another fact.
FACT: Chuck Norris have night lights. Not because he's afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
nightseeker226 2 years ago 2
wtf at 0:42?
lol 2:22
wanso452 2 years ago
loool 3:07, this guy is flying lool
unihaha 2 years ago
2:25-2:30 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
630sandy 2 years ago 2
he bad to bone
BigWesleyTaylor 2 years ago
hahaha 2:22
pigmie123 2 years ago
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pigmie123 2 years ago
THIS IS A TRUE FACT:
Scientist Estimated that 1 Big Bang = 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris Round House Kick)
nightseeker226 2 years ago 2
also a true fact:
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercuted a horse (it's true, saw it on national geographic the other day)
CNRhKXtreme 2 years ago
FACT: Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter jet by pointing a finger at it and saying,.. "bang.."
Darkstarfoxx 2 years ago 2
100,000 views!!!! hell yeah
mugreentj 2 years ago
Conan O'Brien's first guest as host of the Tonight Show should be...Chuck Norris!
OconByrd519 2 years ago
chuck norris is going to round house kick your sorry ass telepathycally lol
hjnsf 2 years ago
Chuck Noirris powhhha
Killkec 2 years ago
Chuck Norris rocks, even if all the fights are fake!
HEIGHTSIXFIVE 2 years ago
Yesterday was Chuck Norris's birthday, he turned 69! What a #! :D
forgottensailor2006 2 years ago 3
At 1:05 Chuck came through my screen and kicked my ass!
manniefaces 2 years ago
lmfao look at chucks eye at 0:13 it twitches ha ha, hell probably slay that 4 me in a matter of seconds 4 that so id just like 2 say tha---
mikey39977 2 years ago 3
jajaja miraaa lo k me encontreee
buscandoo de chuck norris
y psychoo!!!
YEAAH GOOD CONBINACION!!!
Neograman 2 years ago
2:23, he's so damn quick! :D Love chuck norris!
TayleRX222 2 years ago
"take the kids to the diner, have lunch"
lol @ randomness
N4o4N 2 years ago 2
0:38 crazy old fella
AP4993 2 years ago
From Which Torrent Site Can I Download Season 2,3,7 ??? I Can't Find Them On Mininova or Piratebay..........
7770robi 2 years ago
I'm not sure, I recorded these of television, it's well worth the wait and effort!!!
mugreentj 2 years ago
When Bruce Banner is anger, he transforms in Hulk. When Hulk is anger, he get a transformation "pseudo Chuck Norris" xD
nescorpius 3 years ago 2
LOVE IT
adamtr1121 3 years ago
lmfao at 00:5 all u see is chuck norris nodding, it doesnt show off camera his makeup manager begging 4 the lives of his family and friends cuz he touched chucks face with his bare hand. he beggs, "NO! PLZ! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! IM SORRY!" but chuck norris doesnt give a shit. he just nodds. YES
mikey39977 3 years ago 4
you r SOOOOOOO damn right!
fear the chuck, for the chuck shall get you...
EchelonChild23 2 years ago
good song. love SOAD. lol it kinda does fit the vid
BamfGamr 3 years ago
this looser always wins...shoot him please
danyeu2006 3 years ago
y dont u try and shoot him,i bet money he gets u first
Knightcowboy89 2 years ago
0:21 lol what a kick!
dmfreak 3 years ago 2
who da hell is chuk norris, im gonna have to fuk him up so people stop admiring him and pay attention to daddy!! -Bruce Lee-
delarosa213 3 years ago
chuck norris pwns, 'nuff said. Check out "Guy hit in head with .50 caliber ricochet". This is what happens if you try to shoot Chuck Norris with a 50 cal.
checkzack 3 years ago 2
Sorry good mix but the music sucked so baddly I hated it Im stealing the video and I'll put some chuck norris aproved music On it.
tychodragon 3 years ago 3
System of a Down kicks ass!!!!!
But sure go ahead put whatever you want behind it.
CrazyHawkProductions 3 years ago
Hit ´em Washo!
Gunsalv 3 years ago
music just fucked it up so badly
FrozenAlucard 3 years ago 3
117 people disagree
mugreentj 3 years ago
117? you count them or go by all who 5 stared?
teejaye110 3 years ago
well out of 120 ratings the average is 4.5 stars, I'm not complaining about that
not everyone likes the same music, different strokes for different folks
mugreentj 3 years ago
System of a Down xD
LOLingCHYEAHH 3 years ago
if u open a can of whoopass, chuck norris will jump out.
roccityrydas420 3 years ago 2
AAAHHHH i cant even see his damn feet...On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
the666dizzasmybitch 3 years ago 3
he rocks
kaploy9 3 years ago 2
every 1000 years there is one legendary supersaiyan
Every 1 million years there is ONE Chuck norris^^
wernerrotz 3 years ago 2
this video is not chuck norris approved
bobcow34 3 years ago
what episode is that on 0:22 when he kicks those two guys in the face
BOSNAjedinaBOSNA 3 years ago
Full Contact
uglyguy121808 3 years ago
Man, this show is hilarious. :)
Which 4 episodes are these, anyway?
LordZentei 3 years ago
I really don't remember... It's a been a long time since I put this together but I'm sure they'll re-play them soon on the hallmark channel! Thanks for watching...
mugreentj 3 years ago
do u guys really love chuck norris? so cheesy...
Lingbling24 3 years ago
I'm all for being COCAIN CRAZY if chucks around!( and if i could go to the diner for lunch)
baclawskifam 3 years ago
jesus can walk on water... but CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land.
shepo93 3 years ago 5
this was cool
adamtr1121 3 years ago
GET HIM CHUCK!!! :p
helloman2332 3 years ago 4
!! I LOVE GETTING on the CAM!! msn!!! msg me jane22fall 1
alguienyo 3 years ago 2
Deus disse: _Faça se a luz...
Chuck Norris respondeu: _ Pede por favor, porra!!!
neferufmg 3 years ago 4
man this show is soooo corny!
orduni90 3 years ago
yes it is
spore90210 3 years ago
Great video
ThePack104 3 years ago
lmfao hahaaahaaahahahahhahahahaahhaahhaah gay
Gustavofromelcajon 3 years ago
Chuck Norris ass whooping!
TibsterV 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
there is somebody who can kick chucks ass, his neme is zohan
00JulioCesar00 3 years ago
google wont search for chuck norris because it knows you don't find chuck norris, he finds you!
xxlonestarxchickxx 3 years ago 4
ok now u scaring me! i dont wana hide any more!
cauz if u hide u sweat fear and it proven that if u fear Chuck will find you.
anthonyagro 3 years ago
hah.
fear itself fears chuck norris!
xxlonestarxchickxx 3 years ago