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  • Chuck Norris can kick you with a punch

  • SOAD :D

  • Like this comment or CHUCK NORRIS wil kill you in your sleep tonight

  • chuck norris the only man who can punch a cyclops between the eyes

  • 13 people are the bastard children of Chuck Norris' victims.

  • Nicepeter sent me here

  • From the Dictionary of Norris: Life, the absence of a roundhouse kick.

  • watch with this in background

    /watch?v=SFu2DfPDGeU&feature=f­vwrel

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter...hes already following you

  • every time Chuck Norris claps his hands Los Angles has a another earthquake

  • The a team started out with only 3 people on their team and said that they are the desiples of chuck norris, chuck norris roundhouse kicked the director to make mr.t

  • one of the best serials I think....I watch it every wednesday after school..:D from Czech Republic...:D

  • Delivering justice by the sole of his boot

  • what episode is that from 3:14 to 3:27?

  • Ten of ten stars with a bullet, to the bad guys that is. Walker Texas Ranger was the greatest series ever. Chuck Norris is a bona fide world karate champion and left as a world champion. He did the same with Walker. The cast is brilliant. I always feel like they are part of my family. DA Alex Chahill is the perfect girlfriend and later,wife. I'd love to get the wedding on DVD. A wonderful series with many life lessons. I wasn't hooked at the beginning, but now it's like a ritual..

  • @jazzfusionary Thanks for the very meaningful and heartfelt comment! Fortunately, Chuck Norris will never die, and your children's children's children, etc, will all have the opportunity to share the same love!  AMEN BROTHER!

  • @mugreentj Chuck Norris has actually died many times from brain trauma, but the grim reaper was simply too scared to pick him up.

  • The fact that Chuck Norris was in this video, made it instantly better by 10 fold.

    If it were anyone else, this video would have been a giant turd slowly rotting in a sewer.

    I'm looking at you Master Splinter.

  • still funny.

  • Worship chuck norris unless you hate life.

  • @angels2online praise the great ranger chuck norris

  • Pure AWESOMENESS

  • Chuck Norris is the only person who can smile AND laugh while killing people.......and hit a black guy with a paper ball that he caught. Scares the shit out of the bad guys, breaks arms in arm wrestling, break a japanese judo masters nose. And then have pancake at a fucking diner!.........total Epicness man....Epicness

  • All these clips are from just one, single episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.

  • Chuck Norris doesnt need guns, guns need chuck norris

  • song choice could be better, but awesome vid

  • steriods is nothing compared to a shot of pure chuck norris sweat

  • haha stupid nigger at 2:22

  • @verlex lol wtf man! i was reading comments on this one......thank god i was already laughing cuz of the damned japanese guy.

  • This should get an MTV music video award!

  • 0:38 walker was getting some action with Alex... WOW

  • Bruce Lee would own him :l

  • @GTA4Kings , you can just go to HELL!

  • @nigafigya Lol it's true :O

  • Jesus, awesome video dude.. Jesu... I mean, Chuck Norris...

  • the music save this video

  • comment removed by chuck norris, then roundhoused

  • 0:22; Only Chuck Norris gets a foot cam....

  • this vid must be removed asap. youtube cant hold this much awesomeness

  • i shouldhire chuck norris as my gaurd whos gona protect all those chips?

  • If this video has 20.000 views, and my video has 20.000... this video has more views than mine... no matter what.

  • 2:22 WICH CHAPTER IS THAT?

  • wtf is that Heath Ledger in the back @ 2:29 ?

  • This is the best tv serie. I just watched the first season. AWESOME

  • chuck norris is monster and beautiful

    I LOVE CHUCK!!!!!

  • 9/11 didnt happen by terroist it was actually chuck noris playing jenga

  • Chuck norris knows what you do at this moment...

  • evary 100 years chuck norris sends 1 luky child to the sun

  • Walker, Texas Ranger is one of the greatest tv shows ever. Chuck Norris was truly amazing. I miss the 90's - best era in films and television. Such television shows like Walker, Texas Ranger, Renegade, La Femme Nikita, Spy Game, Mr.& Mrs. Smith, Peter Benchley's Amazon, L.A. Heat, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Mortal Kombat Conquest, Robocop:The Series, The X Files were brilliant.

  • three words for chuck.. HANDSOME, HANDSOME HANDSOME

  • When Chuck Norris used to go to bed as a child, his bed used to wet itself.

  • LOL! Not heard that one, cheers!

  • @GeorgeMillerAtkinson come on son stop sucking dick

  • If you look at this closely,you will notice Chuck Norris uses violence only as a last resort,or when the world goes in slow motion

  • 2:02 nice

  • Only Chuck Norris can win The most impossible song in GH3

  • @LEONNIGHT7 chuck norris can unlock pandoras box and then beat all the evil

  • @spyrothehuman HAHAHA (SNIF) FUNNY.

  • Good video

  • ablosutly love the bit @ 2:45 twas amzing chuck norris is god !!!

  • because of what you said, tatteXXX, chuck norris will roundhouse kick the shit out of you in your sleep tonight.

  • his fight scenes always consist of 2 or 3 punches then he always finishes them with a roundhouse. lol love it!

  • 00:20 to 00:22 lol

  • 2:29

    lol'd

  • lol

  • hablen español

  • jajajaja no hablas ingles gallego?

    no espik inglish¿¿jajajaja

  • LONG LIVE CHUCK NORRIS! he rocks

  • better than bruce L. xD ...

  • Before each filming of Walker, Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

  • Possibly the greatest video of all time, of ALL TIME

  • when chuck norris does a push up he doesnt lift himself up he pushes the world down!

  • this one has been used like soo many times!

  • Chuck Norris' show is called "Walker: Texas Ranger" because Chuck Norris never has to run.

  • rawest video ive seen on youtube.

  • 2:25 maybe the biggest Owned! in the world

  • Everyday is Chuck Norris's birthday

  • chuck norris is my god

  • lololol ( 0:55 - 1:00 )"wtf hacks?!?!?!?!"

  • lol, chuck norris was holding back...

  • chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris

  • i love it

  • the music is from system of a down xD

  • Good is 0:29

  • No! 0:27

  • System of a down :D :D great :D :D

  • chuck sleeps with lights on not because he afraids of the dark but because the dark afraids of him

  • If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face

  • All this in four episodes? Damn, this shows how much ass kicking he performs.

  • The Definition of Owned! 2:23

  • 2:30 is

  • "Did you hear what I said ?" :)

  • chuck is a clown, Jack Bauer is the man recognise!!

  • You picked an awesome song for this.

  • Chuck Norris is the One, Neo is just standing in while Chuck grabs a beer.

  • When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norris.

  • The best Chuck Norris joke ever!!!

  • THIS IS A TRUE FACT:

    If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

  • 0:19 is why Chuck rules.

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  • FACT: Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

  • chuck norris in his prime vs steven seagal in his prime who wins?

  • Chuck Norris easily he'll just roundhouse kick Seagal in his fat belly

  • That's not even a question...

  • Even though that sleeper hold at 1:34 doesn't last longer than about 30 seconds, it's still an entertaining show to watch. You did good with the ass kicking segments. Some of the best parts of the show.

  • chuck norris rox

  • 0:37 rape much

  • haha chuck norris jokes were funny three years ago....

  • now they're just DEAD SERIOUS!!

  • @mugreentj true story.

  • Another fact.

    FACT: Chuck Norris have night lights. Not because he's afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.

  • wtf at 0:42?

    lol 2:22

  • loool 3:07, this guy is flying lool

  • 2:25-2:30 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • he bad to bone

  • hahaha 2:22

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  • THIS IS A TRUE FACT:

    Scientist Estimated that 1 Big Bang = 1 CNRHK (Chuck Norris Round House Kick)

  • also a true fact:

    Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercuted a horse (it's true, saw it on national geographic the other day)

  • FACT: Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter jet by pointing a finger at it and saying,.. "bang.."

  • 100,000 views!!!! hell yeah

  • Conan O'Brien's first guest as host of the Tonight Show should be...Chuck Norris!

  • chuck norris is going to round house kick your sorry ass telepathycally lol

  • Chuck Noirris powhhha

  • Chuck Norris rocks, even if all the fights are fake!

  • Yesterday was Chuck Norris's birthday, he turned 69! What a #! :D

  • At 1:05 Chuck came through my screen and kicked my ass!

  • lmfao look at chucks eye at 0:13 it twitches ha ha, hell probably slay that 4 me in a matter of seconds 4 that so id just like 2 say tha---

  • jajaja miraaa lo k me encontreee

    buscandoo de chuck norris

    y psychoo!!!

    YEAAH GOOD CONBINACION!!!

  • 2:23, he's so damn quick! :D Love chuck norris!

  • "take the kids to the diner, have lunch"

    lol @ randomness

  • 0:38 crazy old fella

  • From Which Torrent Site Can I Download Season 2,3,7 ??? I Can't Find Them On Mininova or Piratebay..........

  • I'm not sure, I recorded these of television, it's well worth the wait and effort!!!

  • When Bruce Banner is anger, he transforms in Hulk. When Hulk is anger, he get a transformation "pseudo Chuck Norris" xD

  • LOVE IT

  • lmfao at 00:5 all u see is chuck norris nodding, it doesnt show off camera his makeup manager begging 4 the lives of his family and friends cuz he touched chucks face with his bare hand. he beggs, "NO! PLZ! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! IM SORRY!" but chuck norris doesnt give a shit. he just nodds. YES

  • you r SOOOOOOO damn right!

    fear the chuck, for the chuck shall get you...

  • good song. love SOAD. lol it kinda does fit the vid

  • this looser always wins...shoot him please

  • y dont u try and shoot him,i bet money he gets u first

  • 0:21 lol what a kick!

  • who da hell is chuk norris, im gonna have to fuk him up so people stop admiring him and pay attention to daddy!! -Bruce Lee-

  • chuck norris pwns, 'nuff said. Check out "Guy hit in head with .50 caliber ricochet". This is what happens if you try to shoot Chuck Norris with a 50 cal.

  • Sorry good mix but the music sucked so baddly I hated it Im stealing the video and I'll put some chuck norris aproved music On it.

  • System of a Down kicks ass!!!!!

    But sure go ahead put whatever you want behind it.

  • Hit ´em Washo!

  • music just fucked it up so badly

  • 117 people disagree

  • 117? you count them or go by all who 5 stared?

  • well out of 120 ratings the average is 4.5 stars, I'm not complaining about that

    not everyone likes the same music, different strokes for different folks

  • System of a Down xD

  • if u open a can of whoopass, chuck norris will jump out.

  • AAAHHHH i cant even see his damn feet...On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

  • he rocks

  • every 1000 years there is one legendary supersaiyan

    Every 1 million years there is ONE Chuck norris^^

  • this video is not chuck norris approved

  • what episode is that on 0:22 when he kicks those two guys in the face

  • Full Contact

  • Man, this show is hilarious. :)

    Which 4 episodes are these, anyway?

  • I really don't remember... It's a been a long time since I put this together but I'm sure they'll re-play them soon on the hallmark channel! Thanks for watching...

  • do u guys really love chuck norris? so cheesy...

  • I'm all for being COCAIN CRAZY if chucks around!( and if i could go to the diner for lunch)

  • jesus can walk on water... but CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land.

  • this was cool

  • GET HIM CHUCK!!! :p

  • !! I LOVE GETTING on the CAM!! msn!!! msg me jane22fall 1

  • Deus disse: _Faça se a luz...

    Chuck Norris respondeu: _ Pede por favor, porra!!!

  • man this show is soooo corny!

  • yes it is

  • Great video

  • lmfao hahaaahaaahahahahhahahahaahhaa­hhaah gay

  • Chuck Norris ass whooping!

  • google wont search for chuck norris because it knows you don't find chuck norris, he finds you!

  • ok now u scaring me! i dont wana hide any more!

    cauz if u hide u sweat fear and it proven that if u fear Chuck will find you.

  • hah.

    fear itself fears chuck norris!