How you Know When to Harvest your Marijuana...

[shad0w9]

holy fuck, stop sucking on the mic like a dick

[MyEvilLaugh]

do*



[MyEvilLaugh]

to some thc cristals stay clear, is the is this for all plants?

[Skepticlol]

I feel like your groping me while talking about this bud...

Great video!

[That0neguy01]

Sounds like an airplane captain speaking from the intercom after hours of flying

[BADMONKEYNOBANANA1]

this guy would make a great snooker commentator

[206sea420]

We got the best weed right here in Seattle

[MrVresnov]

its like stalking someones mom from a tree...the voice i mean

[gary7vn]

Get a mic sock!

[tjusting]

Is it just me or does this guy sound like hes jacking off???

[lullylewj]

lol who cares what his voice sounds like. He's just giving is experienced opinion.

[FlexEntity]

dude...i fell asleep halfway through, for gods sake start taking your anti-depressants

[weedsmokinmc]

thank u 4 saving my plant i nearly cut it early does it kill the plant if you cut a few branches early ?

[ARJI1979]

@weedsmokinmc nope

[mtbking02]

Are you calling the video on the telephone?

[surfrboy1523]

They have marijuana in England?

[ARJI1979]

@surfrboy1523 never herd of cheese?

[surfrboy1523]

@ARJI1979 Isnt that the drug of choice for the South Park kids?

[ARJI1979]

@surfrboy1523 lol i dont know?

[twist1128]

@ARJI1979 wot planet you from never heard of cheeses lmfao! probly aint grew balls 2yet 2grow weed i respect evry1 takin a stand the mug buys street shite not knowing100% whats in it and is it what they say its nice to trydiffrent types and a great hoppy i just done blue cheese nice but first xp of cheeses was a street bag b4 i steppd in da game i thought nah shite nothing like ur own medicine dont knock knowledge or people seeking it otherwise ur in the wrong place peace 2all gnja farner!

[ARJI1979]

@twist1128 i never understood any of that m8,i take it you never read the coment above mine?i was asking the guy has he never heard of cheese as he didnt know we had weed here in the uk?and here in the uk we have the best damn weed in the world.no disrespect but i dont read text format and what the fucks a hoppy never herd that before?peace

[Apdolie07]

@ARJI1979 RESPECT

[ARJI1979]

@Apdolie07 thanx man,have a nice xmas

[Venddenta]

@ARJI1979 Pretty sure the best weed comes from the Netherlands.

[ARJI1979]

@Venddenta thats funny cos my good m8 owns a coffee shop,dose not work in,but out right owns the shop and most of his gear is imported from here in the UK.

[ARJI1979]

@Venddenta also to add most of the sprayed weed we get here in the UK comes from holland its a funny old world.

[ARJI1979]

@twist1128 learn to spell before you address greatness,fucking retarded pig,you sound as if you have your mama's hairy balls in your mouth.

[kushasaures]

A. It is not pronounced tricones! , it is TRICHOMES! People are also calling saying "strand" instead of the word "Strain" !!!

As for right time to harvest... that can vary...but it is a fact that if you don't see any at least 5% amber trichomes on avg on the whole plant...you are taking it FAR TOO SOON... For a good Full on high I like 25% amber trichomes...do not listen to anyone that tells you it's ready when the trichomes are milky, because milky is just when the flow slows.

[Jatspage]

Complaining about Volume on a video like this is wasting our time.

[Rusvi1]

How much time do I have from clear to white and from white to amber?

[stoph2]

@DontBlazeMeBro What the fuck is "slightly british?" Channel Islands?

[RTFK21]

kinda sound like the guy from family guy

[yokkk1107]

take your mouth out of your ass and lower the music volume.. dumbfuck

[boatmandude]

LAME !

[radle25]

Awesome

[havoc123havoc123]

Thanks good vid..

[MOOKYJONES]

@DontBlazeMeBro that man sounds like he been smoking some good relaxing shizznit

[Minsky411]

Who cares what the dude sounds like- it's the 411 that's important.

Information is KING!!

[amosyboy1]

@DontBlazeMeBro whats wrong with being

1. depressed

2. brittish?

oh and for saying that you are a dick

[smallpeckerman]

@11mac11s

NO FU$KING CHANCE.....just try :) ALL HAIL ISREAL

[SuperAvroVULCAN]

why is everybody facinated by the way he talks? he sounds like a guy who knows what he's talking about to me, good clip thanks for the info!

[deanevil]

tight fuckers leave him alone!yes atleast hes not a whiney fucking yank!!

[emerty111]

it's called cockney, and he's stoned I guess. ;o)

[headphones222]

@DontBlazeMeBro

He is british lol

[spurgg]

@DontBlazeMeBro He sounds like a young Professor Snape! BWA-HA-HA!!!

[MrLumpz]

You sound like you're bucked naked sitting at the computer in your parents basement after you just took a bong hit!

[pgv18091]

dude, he's videoing photo's of pot

[ThaMarijuanapuffer]

u sound like ur narrating a porno

[MrBaRnAbEeJoNeS]

wrong and creepy

[JAMCTV]

it sounds like he's really high and don't care how he sound lol

[davidxxxesp1]

it is megabaked lol

[davidxxxesp1]

think its a guy called megabaked

[OxyFiend1982]

Sweet plant man what strain is it ? And good to know that quality bud can be grown from a 400 hps I just bought a 400 hid lamp and probably gonna wait b4 I use it I'm kinda worried about how much electricity it will use don't want pigs showing up at my apartment because my electric bill is insanely high also I was thinking about only using my 400 hps to grow autoflowering strains since they only take 10 weeks seed to harvest

[DanFindling]

sounds like a pervert...

[gordonkid69]

you sound baked

[pinoy228]

im pictureing my self on a delta airline in first class watchn this on a tv on the seat in front of me and the captain is talking before we take off

[chimpthepimp]

that was creepy as fuck

[MrAndylishus]

HIGH AS A MUU FUKKA

[xxbizcakeX]

I didn't learn anything from this because i was laughing my ass off the whole time.

[81Mace81]

Sounds like you're trapped in a closet ...Well I suppose you would be.

[Bdiddly1]

trichoMES!!!not tricones

[guillenalex1991]

Am I the only one turned on by this guys voice?

[willkostas]

If ur dope is as good as it looks, u r allowed to sound like a space cadet! I'm envious.

[420Spartan007]

why are you talking like this... its like a family guy skit...

[derwos]

@420Spartan007 By gum, you're right! He ought to just turn off his accent!!!

[YourFace]

@420Spartan007 OOOh, so everybody gives a thumbs up because motherfucking Family Guy was mentioned. That's fucking asinine.

[GuaranteeCleaning]

@420Spartan007 Give him a break, he's stoned outta his gourd.

[stenridah20]

you suck your voice makes me wanna quit smokin

[chrisonfire420]

I feel like im watching golf when i see the video."And he takes the putt,brillant shot"

[mildlyhot1]

@DontBlazeMeBro naw hes just high :)

[bacon2boy]

@PERAGR0  indeed i am.

[bacon2boy]

@PERAGR0 here an idea ,FUCK OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!?!?!

[af5715]

im not even gonna waste my time arguing with this dumbshit.. u must be one of those Russians living in the ghettos mad because your own country fucked you over.. sorry we would of been allies but u pussies to act tough. too bad. karmas a bitch! and yeah we have a lot of fucked up people in our country just like everybody else. At least we still have a little bit of good in us unlike the rest of this fucking world

[bacon2boy]

@mjw9363 Awwwwwwwwwwww poor iccle american still living in the 60's.Grow up and stop sucking the cock of your goverment . at least we are honest about why we smoke cannabis, "Medical" yeah right BULLSHIT you faggot americans think your all sooo great WELL YOUR NOT, YOUR SHIT! all you do it consume the worlds resources. bunch of fucking hypocrites

[mjw9363]

@bacon2boy Dude....I won't even bother defending shit against anyone from one of the most evil oppressive society the world has ever known...do you know what "credibility" is???...it's something someone from Communist Russia does not have...you need to worry about your country FIRST....like how Putin won't leave office....an absolute FARCE in the West eyes....Keep digging up the bodies Stalin buried of his own people and shut the fuck up Douche..Russia!!!??? What a fucking dump. go have a drink

[bacon2boy]

@mjw9363 fuck you.

[mjw9363]

@bacon2boy Boy baconBoy..I tell ya..I'd be SO proud to be a Russian!!!...I love your Smart Phones and PC's!!!....I love the Russian You Tube as well !...and those WORLD FAMOUS cars you make..Wow!!!....and of course those FAMOUS Russian video games..AND those KILLER Russian Movies the whole world lines up around the block to see..wasn't Star Wars and Avatar Russian???....and who can deny the great Russian Rock bands through out history!!???...boy...you really give the world a lot, Commie!

[bacon2boy]

@mjw9363 Bearing in mind all those think will be made in CHINA (Communist). so fuck you.

[mjw9363]

God Damn...is there anything more annoying than a British stoner!!??....aaaahhhh!!!!!...­can't listen one more second.....I'm gone

[bacon2boy]

@mjw9363  Fuck you .your most likely a fattass american who gets it from a "clinic"

[mjw9363]

@bacon2boy Yeah..we get it from "clinics"...keep getting your news from Government controlled and owned news...and as you can read..MANY people on here find the voice EXTREMELY annoying.......and ya know..Americans can always lose weight... but the British can't fix UGLY...just Google "ugliest people in the world" and you'll see YOUR homeland at the top of the page.......

[bacon2boy]

@mjw9363 Americans are the worst group of people on Earth . they rape,kill,steal,and lie. your countrys a JOKE . oh and by the way have fun been RULED by a nigger HA HA HA

[mjw9363]

@bacon2boy yeah ooookkkaaaayyy this coming from a fucking RUSSIAN...what the fuck would someone who has been ruled by Dictators, Czars and a iron fist know about any fucking thing...A Russian!!??...taking about other countries!!???...get the fuck out of here!!??....go use a Russian PC on a Russian web site to talk your ridiculous shit???!!!...RUSSIA!!!????....­talking shit about other countries!!!????.....oh man.....Stalin's turning over in his grave...now there was a great guy,huh??..old Stalin

[bacon2boy]

Mt hindu kush is looking pretty sexy :D

[Andyman3birmz]

Your voice sound kool mann

[BOBLOL00]

i am scared

[jimjam3442]

amber means over-mature rotting trichomes milky white is when you need to harvest this guys on crack or sum bullshit....

[degastheunholy]

@jimjam3442 No... your wrong... you want a 60/40 amber and cloudy

[jimjam3442]

@degastheunholy no youre wrong crystals are supposed to be white not amber colored.... youre trichomes are over mature..

[degastheunholy]

@jimjam3442 Depends on what you like. Clear trich's equal up speedy buzz... cloudy is somewhere in between couchlock and speedy..... and amber colored is complete couchlock.... again depends what you like. if you dont wanna be sleep harvest at 50/50 cloudy, clear. If you wanna sleep, harvest 50/50 cloudy, amber. how many grows you got under your belt?...

[100pissy]

To the person that said his pictures were crap. Hes looking through a scope. Your voice is annoying dude

[TheMagicNumb3r]

Your voice is annoying as hell and your pictures suck - get a decent camera then the video might actually help.

[ShaneGersbach1]

You have the most boring voice i have ever heard. someone's been smoking their own product!

[CannabiSmokersARG]

hahhha u gotta say waaazzaaaaaaaaap lol

[lastpatriot4America]

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[jcallesano]

@lastpatriot4America thats fucking funny haha

[Pagan3163]

screw you guys that was beautiful !

[jjungleee]

Nice!!!!

[swcasual1]

defo a pillow biter?

[swcasual1]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa-hahahahahahahhahahhahahah­ah classik!!!!!!!!

[PeaceLoveGrenades]

lol

[MrKonnerkonner]

he sounds like he needs a new mic

[Metalhead40880]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! ayahahahahah yeah very nice man love these vids.. make me wanna grow so bad. yummm

[DrBlumpkins]

Put the lotion in the basket.

[MrJman4200]

@dwain1987 unless you have an autoflowering strain (such as cannabis ruderalis) you need to initiate flowering by switching to 12/12 light schedule

[gotit121]

12/12

[bloo668]

your voice chilled me out lol.

[dwain1987]

do you have to change the light to be 12/12 for it to produce the buds or can it be something like 16 on 4 off all the way?

thanks man.

[4KGOESPOP]

@dwain1987 16 on 4 off? lmao where did you go to school mate?

[dwain1987]

@4KGOESPOP wow big deal i said 4 instead of 8, a simple mistake says i didnt goto school? how funny something so simple amuses you, would you like a piece of string to play with? maybe some bleach to drink? go on its fun!!

[350zdemon]

@dwain1987 what in the hell are you going to do with the other 4 hours left of the day 12/12 is the best conserve energy

[dwain1987]

did you not read my reply to the other guy, typo...... nvm i found the info im after.

[350zdemon]

@dwain1987 apparently i did not thats why i answered the way i did

[freshray420]

are we there yet?

[xphr34kx]

mayday mayday

[wnoah54]

what did you say i went to sleep

[MrGregp234]

haha he sounds like the priest on famley guy

[unikat122]

really nice vid

[Smiffylufc2424]

were at 20.000 as you can see were in the middle of the clouds as you can see there theres turbalence you can see this with a pair of glasses. lt on keep high and have a safe journey. Peace

[frisksonit]

this foo is tour guide from universal studios 

[irhusker]

Sir. Sir. Excuse me sir can I have a pillow with my peanuts.

[sirsmokealot3d]

Did I just dial a 976 number? This guy is just plain creepy sounding!

[orpheusinundergrowth]

@sirsmokealot3d whats that got do with anything.i hate people like you.you look for differences rather than the similarities.i hope your babies are all hemmies!!!

[ETSUBobias]

also search this vid its the 4.22min clip

How to Tell When to Harvest Marijuana -(Snips Delicious)

[ETSUBobias]

@jeykl6 8 weeks is his time for that plant for that setup, check microscopes on e-bay there is a type there for bout 6-7 quid with an led light it is 60-100 magnification, min needed is bout a 30....u can then look at the crystals in greater detail. also check other vids here to see what ur looking for.....good luck sure it wont be worse than my 1st

[jeykl6]

@ETSUBobias thanks man, i aint got time to reli gt the microscope in time now but i will get when for my next plants, its just i got the same light 400 wt hps as in the video an thought it might be the same length for flowering n tht, but my plant is looking good tho its like 6ft with some pretty big buds on it aswell as lots of smaller ones, an they are so sticky an smell great lol, you can see the buds are covered in crystals its just im pretty sure most of them are still white,

[ETSUBobias]

@jeykl6 the microscope is the best way i know, to judge by eye experiance is the key to tell. its the heads of the crystals that change colour is what to look 4. good luck

[jeykl6]

@ETSUBobias is it a quite noticable amber colour they go? or just a little? it has gone better than i could have imagined so far for my 1st grow there must be like 3 ozs on there too, its just i really wana make sure its ready cos if i dnt it would have been a huge waste of time lol

[nandansho]

I can never finish this video. This guys 'voice is like Ambien. I get to about the halfway point and the ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

[The8oh8]

is that michael caine?

[jeykl6]

so if i harvest my plant at 8 weeks it will be flowered and developed enough to get me high? im a 1st time grower an ive got a big afghann kush plant budding, its on the 5th week of 12/12 cycle, its just i only have a magnifying glass not a strong microscope or anything and i want to be sure my buds are ready, they have already got alot of crystals on them but there mainly white as far as ive noticed so far, also some of the hairs are turning orange already please help much appreciated

[jerrodjosef100]

tri-cones lol

[mattbellow]

this video is like phone sex about weed

[zodiatube]

It's Howard Moon!

[Moradajoe]

You are fucking awsome; Sweet sexy Advice; No Homo

[windaelicker1]

@Moradajoe Hi, first time grower and need some advice! I grew in pots too small, have rectified for the next batch. I am 10 days away from harvest, but the leaves starting turning yellow a couple of weeks ago not long after flowering, was advised to cut them to enable more nutrients to go to the flower, but now they are going yellow with brown spots and turning crispy at the edges, flowers are lush and healthy tho - any ideas whats happening?

[TheRodFarva]

How come English people have a hard time speaking English?

[crewifyable]

so you just wait till it does that? or do got to do something the the flower?

[palmierirene]

so...what are you wearing, sexy boy?

[yesitisnt808]

Thanks for the tips, sexy British radio DJ from the late 1960's.

[runeski74]

Lol anyone else have a boner? Lol creamy, milky, thick, mmmmm lol

[Frypanfacegook]

@runeski74 a boner to your boner sir!

[CleanJump]

Creepy voice dude. You're scaring us.

[jrsmooth90210]

STAY COO; STAY HIGH MATE.!!! hahah lol

[3242dagirl]

beautiful!!!!!!

[cent1989]

u sound like a airoplane pilot LOL

''as you can see on your left here''...

[markshurm]

@cent1989 lololololol your right he does lolololloll

[MMAFan1984]

@markshurm haha : ] !

[TheFirstLiquidVideos]

@cent1989 there is a giant field of "cannabis" * thought i finished that up for you LMFAO xD*

[MyGreenPlantBuddie]

@cent1989

hahahahaha

thanks to jmurp70

[EricFinnerty]

is it okay to pull even though less then half the hairs are still white and the other hairs are turning brown already?

1/2 of it appears to late and 1/2 appears still premature...

[maryjanerrr]

hmmm to be honest i think you let that plant stay up a bit too long i see some trichome damage. anyways better than i could do 5/5 good vid

[importsc41886]

never harvest when ur trichomes are amber if u do then u waited too long to harvest they should be a milky white. If ur trichomes are amber then that is telling u that the THC is starting degregation 

[importsc41886]

@importsc41886 i spelled it wrong i meant to spell degradation.

[uxwj4258]

"Nice milky white" LMAO

[luleellurah]

why am i getting turned on watching/listening to this?

[bankhog207]

i did'nt know harry potter was into nug porn!

[PAPAPOPIMP]

THANKS PIMPIN

[jonnyboyo92]

move the microphone away from your damn mouth

[Kaino1995]

You sound like an early mornind british AM radio presenter

[tuuuuu9]

you sound like ur masterbating whil narating gettin top heavy uhhhhh lmao