Mom, Dad, I'm German!

[Tschingu]

*zieht ihm Ding* "Scheiße!" HAHAHA X'D

[laraxify]

you are not german you´re an idiot xD

[thomasdvx]

nie pierdolcie, tylko dajcie nazwę utworu od 0:58

[BackUpBorod]

MUHAAAAHAHAHAAAA LOOOOL ROOFLLMAFROLFDDSUHBSUAHBSKBNXK­KD

:D :D :D

[HispanicImpression]

Fucking racistic-nationalistic bullshit. Being german is no question of your skin color, but of your cultural identity.

[MrGrompo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[PainkillerCheesus]

Please. Come on. This video is friggin' funny! Stop crying and laugh about it. Or did RTL liquefied your brain yet?

Greetings from Bavaria ;)

PROST!

[Dan81369]

@PainkillerCheesus

:d endlich a bissl verstärkung ;)

[asdf1740]

bayern ist nicht duetschland...und franken ist nicht bayern!!!

[ElsassAlsace]

@asdf1740

dein vater ist nicht deine mutter... aber deine schwester ist deine tante!

[asdf1740]

@ElsassAlsace sorry bro ich hab keine schwester ;) und auch keinen bruder wenn du jetzt auf so ne idee kommen solltest aber meine oma hat ein schwert gefunden

[IceJayB]

BAYERN... ist nicht Deutschland man -.-

[ElsassAlsace]

@IceJayB

Seit wann entscheidest DU, wer sich deutsch nennen darf?

[IceJayB]

@ElsassAlsace Wärst du bereit mir wiederzugeben was DU von meinem Kommentar raus verstanden hast?

Nur jedesmal uns auf "Bayern" beschränken zu lassen,das ist das was ankotzt.

Es ist ein Teil Deutschlands das Stimmt! Aber es ist nicht "ganz" Deutschland,aber so werden wir abgestempelt.Es ist eventuell ein Sechstel/Fünftel.. Den Akzent bzw. gilt ja schon quasi als eigene Sprache= Bayern-Like.

[ElsassAlsace]

@IceJayB

Natürlich tut es mir leid, dass viele fälschlich Franken als Bayern abstempeln. Allerdings sind alles ehemalige deutsche Völker, die heute geeint leben.

Bayern ist halt das Ländchen wo heutzutage am meisten ehemalige Kultur wiederzufinden ist. Vieles hat sich gehalten, was woanders längst verschwunden ist...

[TheLuziMoon]

leute!!! immer diese Vorurteile!! Deutsch sein heißt nicht, Lederhosen zu tragen, blond zu sein und Bier zu saufen. Und ECHT mal, wenn man schon sowas macht: SCHWARZ ROT GOLD nicht GOLD ROT SCHWARZ! Unsere Fahne weht falschherum!

Guys: Stop these silly prejudices!! To be germand does NOT mean that you are blond, that you only wear leather pents, drink bear and all the other shit! also: If you have to use our flag: It is black red gold - NOT gold red black! You should do a little research!! >.<

[MrThrilhouse]

thats so freaking funny

[MegaGTAzocker]

ja das is nich wirklich deutsch sondern eher bayrisch ^^

[flupoop]

germany equals bavaria and USA equals texas

[kisame3151]

nearly nobody here is blond and has blue eyes...i'd say 1/15 

[11Kralle]

How could he possibly do that to his parents?

[ScoxzS]

Damn it - In each video, where Germany is called, is the word Nazi.

We live in the future ! Live not the past, love the future ;)

pm: I'm German ;) 

[FSuperPiratt]

youre not german

youre an idiot^^genius

[xXxFSTYLExXx]

Heino schädigt das Image :D

[LordBeutler]

hammer

[xXAngelYunaXx]

Ey, Bayern gehört nicht zu Deutschland, Bayern ist Ausland, get your informations right! xD

[SchergeSatans]

Why do people always confuse Germany and Bayern?

[TheCentralServices]

@SchergeSatans Because Germany ist part of ze Bavarian Empire.

[mouri111]

@TheCentralServices what?

[Leecher4711]

I love this one! Brilliant just plain brilliant!

[abbyshadowwolf]

@mxer4 Nope, not at all! xD hell, i would die for Germany too, its such a captivating country.

[KeineMofaCrew]

is it normal that the german flag is false? :D

[jeff222hardy]

wtf why all Americans , say that all germans are from BAYERN ! 

[Hyperboy1993]

@jeff222hardy i also think so....only pejudices from bavaria -.-

[MARGARELON]

@jeff222hardy Because Bavaria (Bayern) was in the american occupation zone after WWII.

[InconsistentFlaw]

haha if enything, them´n he's a bavarian about 200 years ago

[steve6081212]

Go germany!

[Zwille57]

Yes,I`m German and not very proud of it.....No,me and my to sons ar´nt Nazi´s!!!

[HesseJamez]

Burnout with a 34 hp bug??? Almost impossible.

[Stoettax]

@mxer4

i don´t sink so

[Serthys]

Weht unsere Flagge da am Ende falsch herum?

[HesseJamez]

@Serthys

Ja, tut sie - aber das ist wohl Absicht, damit's so richtig blöd rüberkommt.

Wir fahren auch nicht links und die Karre war bestimmt kein Benz.

[TheLuki8]

@Serthys vielleicht urheberrechtlich geschützt

[MegaGTAzocker]

@Serthys tja, amis halt...... xD

[Schensue]

@Serthys

Ich glaube, die gehört Günther...

[Souvenoise]

And again... German = Bavaria.

It's so funny how we get associated with it. I like it.

Watching the video and laughing my ass off. And yeah, Beer. <3

[HesseJamez]

The car wasn't a Mercedes, we drive on the right lane, the number plate was from New Zealand and our flag was upside down...but funny!!!

[HesseJamez]

@mxer4

Well...if you'd even die for germany you're...let's say....not a typical german. Most of us wont.

[dexLR8]

hot burnout dude!!!

[RanMoriam]

Omg wie geil xD

[aloisbembel]

Nice video, but what is the sense of it???

[TheFroglette]

@aloisbembel It's called humour...something unexpected that seems to come out of nowhere, it's ridiculous, full of cliches, just like the Monty Pythons did...

[Sizzlik]

lol..i love the "Youre not german..youre an idiot" ..scheiße =)

[walzi2001]

geiiiiiil!!!!

[DliDJ]

I'm german aswell & i laughed my ass off^^

[274vince]

OH COME ON MAYBE HE'S GERMAN.... BUT WHAT THE HELL HAS BAVARIA TO DO WTH BEING GERMAN -.-

[Bebuvvter]

@274vince I hope that was only a joke! Bavaria has got a lot to do with being German

[Dan81369]

@274vince

Bavarians are part of Germany ;)

The best part^^

[DasIllu]

@mxer4 no, that makes you a person enjoying to explore other countries, ettiquetts, or plain said cultures.

this world is beautiful and rich as long as we can overcome thoughts of being better or more important.

Says a german ;-)

Greetings from south western germany

[mxer4]

@DasIllu yes of course! i agree i just think its not a problem to be proud of a country you live in without bieng called a nazi... but everything u said is true...

Greets from swabia aka konstanz

[AighceTV]

hahahahahaha

[BoeseFlueche]

@mxer4

No but very sympathic to me!^^

[BoeseFlueche]

I`m from Germany and this is funny as hell!^^

It`s verry sad the parents don`t accept him as he feels.^^

[janderhoth]

naja wenn er die engländer verascht XD

[strohsternbastler]

scheiße ! :DD

[Kripto955]

wie geil xDD

[patamon24]

@MaebbieGW

what?!

u rly think germans wear lether pants, drink beer every day and listen to crappy music? =3=

[Consti130]

@patamon24 no i dont think germans listen to crappy music but the rest is true ( im form munich ) :D

[MaebbieGW]

Germans are really like that

[Inkspeckle]

@MaebbieGW have you ever been to germany? I don't think so.

[JaDuetschland]

anyone know the song??, i"m german and i've been meaning to make an oktoberfest playlist.

[Vaney0]

he's not german .. he's bayrer :D

[derschatten82]

im german too btw.. love this clip! ^^

[scrubsforlive]

awesome! especially the Hasselhoff poster :D i'm German btw...

[infight]

This is so hilarious, I am German and fuck yeah I love stereotypes hahaha

[nosebugger]

David Hasselhoff? Hell Yeah, he`s german!

[dummbatz48]

The poster was a dead giveaway

[KitaharaSayakoFan]

xDDDDD



[albedoshader]

Whack! — „Scheiße!“

Just great.

[TheAimlessWarrior]

Warum werden immer die bayrer gezeigt?

Omggggggggggggg

Wär das gleiche wenn ich jeden Amerikaner als einen Blutspuckenden dreckigen inzuchtjungen halten würde der in Holzhütten wohnt und mit knarren um sich ballert.

Schämt euch.

[Sizzlik]

@TheAimlessWarrior

lol..immer geschmeidig bleiben..is halt ein stereotype..gibts doch über jeden..amis sind fett und waffen verliebt, muslims sind terroristen, russen immer am vodka saufen..kann man nix gegen machen. Einfach drüber weg sehen. Ich hasse den lederhosen stereotyp auch..aber der is halt in den köppen. Selbst amis (nich alle aber die meissten) wissen das das heut nur noch ein witz ist =)

[TheKaniq94]

AMERICANS

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO STOP MAKING STEREOTYPES ?

[DerGottDesChaos]

@Bebbo16 oh, yes, i remember, he thinks he is responsible for this because of his "i´ll be looking for freedom-song"

...such a rubbish...

[takm0]

Like this if you think people commenting here take life too seriously.

[DerGottDesChaos]

i hope everybody knows that this are (almost) all just stereotypes.

like cowboy-things and mac donalds when people from other countries think about the USA ;)

i as a german find this video very funny^^

but why the heck is david hasselhoff a german stereotype for you??

[Bebbo16]

@DerGottDesChaos Because he made a song that supposedly was responsible for the fall of the Berlin-Wall. Weis nimmer wie das Lied heißt aber er denkt er ist verantwortlich für die Wiedervereinigung unseres Landes. :D

[EarlSnake]

Gott, ey! Die Fahne am Ende ist falschrum! Ist es zu viel verlangt, mal eine Sekunde bei Google zu gucken, wie rum die Fahne zu sein hat? Nicht zu fassen...

[Emyralia]

@EarlSnake Ich könnte mir durchaus vorstellen, dass das als "scherz" gemeint war um die absurdität des ganzen clips nocheinmal hervorzuheben ;)

[WhoTheHeIlCares]

"scheiße" haha

has so much stereotypes in it, but i laughed hard at this commercial :)

[motombocolombo]

fucking hilarious!

greets from germany

[samoht2911]

btw, does anybody noticed that he wields the flag upside down?

[samoht2911]

I am German too and I say: this is hilarious! A black guy with so much stereotypic-German attributes... I like him ^_^

But let’s be serious for a moment. WW2 was 2 generations ago. The Nazis ruled not even 20 years. The German history is so much longer then that and nearly every nation has a part of their history they are not proud of. I hate the Nazis but still I’m proud to be a part of a great Nation that raised up from the ashes and retook its place among the leaders of the world.

[TheFroglette]

@samoht2911

I totally agree with you... I am French and yes, there are also parts of my country's history I am not at all proud of (just to name one, the Versailles Treaty)...and I absolutely love this sketch!

[SuperKaichen]

@samoht2911 Und nun blicke auf die Geschichte der USA zurück und rechtfertige dich nicht mehr für diesen Scheiß vor 70 Jarhen ! :D

[TheGarfiald]

I am german and found that very funny :D

[KaiDollSSBB]

I'm from german and I think this is very funny. Everyone knows, that we don't only drink bear. I don't wear this stupid pants. So this commercial isn't true, but really funny :D

[Geistjaeger]

We should always remember the lessons history teaches us, but hating Germans for something their ancestors did would be like hating the Jews for their own lineage. We need to be more aware of what we do than what others once did.  Ultra-nationalism, Jingoism, and Imperialism are still alive and well. Don't confuse a body that had cancer with the cancer itself.

[Heyitsaddie23]

@ilovelorenozorro ummm my whole freaking family line is austrian, so it's kida rude to just go around saying were Nazis cause ahh FYI were not! Kaayy thaaaaanks!

P.S. On a less serious note, my grandma made my mega nerdy cousin were lederhosen in public cause she thought y'all still wore it!! Hahaaa it was pretty funny!!! :)

[iloveLorenorZorro]

@Heyitsaddie23 hey, i´m not saying that austrians are nazis, i just wanted to point out that hitler was in fact austria. by the way, there are far more nazis in usa than in germany and the whole former 3th reich.

PS: i was in austria on vacation and it was a really nice country and most people were really friendly. i wasn´t trying to say anything bad about my neighbour country, got it?

[lavatube11]

Some of the nicest people I ever met were from Germany! I'm from the U.S. and there are 'white supremacists' here (a.k.a. "Nazi mentality") as well as other countries! What happened in Germany, as horrible as it was, was the perfect example of a 'mind-set' that has existed throughout human history that exhibits itself in extreme ways at various times. Look at the ancient Romans, they were even worse than the Nazis. Also,the genocide of native tribes in the U.S. and slavery,etc. And Rowanda!!

[valstar1000]

@lavatube11 The romans weren't worse trust me they more reason to destroy Carthage than the had to kill people because of their race. The people of Carthage would burn their children alive that is why the Romans destroyed the place I'm german and I will you all Hitler did was have lots of people killed, shoved in the military, and makes us germans look bad.

[iloveLorenorZorro]

hey, being german does not mean wearing Lederhosen - only some people in bavaria wear lederhosen - only amerikans think that every german has to wear lederhosen - got it?! (i apoligize for my bad english, i´m german, and i never wore dirndl or lederhose and i hate volksmusik - and i´m not an nazi ---> and hitler was born in austria)

[TheFroglette]

@iloveLorenorZorro

I am French and guess what?...My brother had to wear Lederhosen as my mum thought it looked good on him! but she always was a bit excentric!

[elgoain9]

wir lieben günter xD

[byks87]

I am Polish, my best friend is from Germany, been there on a student exchange and never in my life have I met such nice and crazy (in a positive sense :-)) people. I think we should forget the past and finally start getting along like good neighbours.

Viele Grüße aus Polen an unsere deutsche Freunde :-)

[elgoain9]

@byks87 gleichfalls^^

[Huttersvuur]

LEDERHOSEN, DOCH!

[Heyitsaddie23]

Racismm!!

[eggyolksam]

flag is upside down @ 1:47

[9talou]

I love German people : kind, clever, polite, clean ... Visit Berlin = great city ! Meet german people and have fun :)

[Elealara]

why do you give the pointe away in the title?

[Yelo44GRNDYfanatic]

What song is this??? My dad says it's by "Heino" 'cause my Opa used to like it but what's the song's name???

[jimilimijimi]

@Yelo44GRNDYfanatic Heino - Die schwarze Barbara, it's in the video responses :3

[Yelo44GRNDYfanatic]

@jimilimijimi okkkkkay. thx!

[schmollgrimm]

actually in germany its forbidden to be a patriot or saying anything in that way. We also aren`t allowed to draw svasticas, we have no patriotic bands that are allowed and we can't even say that criminal imigrants should leave germany.

In Germany the Liberals are the most right party exept of the ones that dont get voted, the only have 2,4%

And you still are afraid of us? or Hitler? He's dead!

[exploreGerman]

@schmollgrimm

don't confuse patriotism and (extreme) nationalism, it's quite a difference.

du solltest Patriotismus und (extremen) Nationalismus nicht verwechsel, das ist ein großer Unterschied. ;)

[GermanGuitarGuy999]

long live germany and all her people

[Germancanadianly]

Haha so funny but Germans do not actually dress that way here

[NhgMark]

hahaha xDD

i'm german... *FLATSCH* :D

[TheHazeGuy]

das meinen die doch nicht ernst oder ? die zeigen doch nur einen bayrer deutschland besteht aber größtenteils nicht bayrern

[royalking111]

@TheHazeGuy ja aber das bayrische Klischee lässt sich am ienfachsten darstellen und ist auch einfahc das bekannteste, deswegen werden wir deutschen immer als Bayern dargestellt :D

[belabunt]

@royalking111 .....her mit dem Sauerkraut, Bier und den Lederhosen xD

[FunnyPhantom13]

@royalking111 Es gibt Leute, die denken, Bayern wäre ein eigenständiges Land xD

[KUCH333N]

scheiße is das geil xD 

[ploccoson]

@Steintier

Im Hintergrund steht nur "MTV liebt Günther" und nicht, dass sie "Günter" rufen.

[jenssmal]

mein gott sind die amis dumm nich mal die flagge richtig rum ...

[jjlundin]

I'm an American living in Germany and it is a very tolerant place even more so than the United States

[piero7984]

@jjlundin in what city u live?

[mrmoney185]

MOM DAD IM AMERICAN

[MrS5099]

Mom... Dad... I'm British...

[ploccoson]

Are they saying "Hitler" at the end?

[steintier]

@ploccoson

They are saying "Günther" at the end...it´s even written in the background.

[thenelsonman2]

so sind nur die verkackten Bayern und davon auch nur die wenigsten

[Sjiftmaister]

No offence against germans but it is funny

[Sjiftmaister]

lol.. mom...dad I am ... GERMAN

[Dredgion]

Das David Hasselhoff Poster ist der beste Part XD

[HillbillyPolsum]

Oh my god ! Seen our flag at the End.

[kennyalligood]

funny thing is no matter how you feel about Germany... it is the strongest nation in Europe right now... and they are tiring of their immigrants and bailouts of other European nations... what will happen if one day they stop the handouts completely... gads... the euro zone will fail completely... oh happy day that will be.

[Hagenfels]

Hes not German, hes Bavarian...

[C3P0meetsData]

German, coming out of the closet...oh, lord, this can be taken SOOO many ways...

[Pzyckolessio]

AND German and Polish Beer are the best in the World! :D

[Pzyckolessio]

This is so fucking racist.

I can't laugh about this shit, and I am Italian+German -.-.

[matdjspooz]

OMFG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC FAIL LOOL @!: 47 FLAG IS FLIPPED OVER NICE FAIL

[DsingisKahn]

You guys know who hate nazis the most?

Not americans, not russians, not france or polish people.

No, It's the germans!

Think about it, and mind it!

[0Kruska0]

@DsingisKahn

I´m german....I don´t think so,sorry ;)



[DsingisKahn]

@0Kruska0 the biggest anti-nazi movement is in germany, you cant deny it!

[0Kruska0]

@DsingisKahn

Here are many people that say,that they are against nazis....but...maaaaany people....think like nazis...

[DsingisKahn]

@0Kruska0 just because you love your land, you are'nt a nazi oO patriotism is a must have in america to be a president!

[0Kruska0]

@DsingisKahn

I know what nazism is and what patriotism is.



[DsingisKahn]

@0Kruska0 sure?^^

[0Kruska0]

@DsingisKahn

Absolutly.



[DsingisKahn]

@0Kruska0 then let me ask you, what, does a man have to think so that you will say he is a nazi?

[0Kruska0]

@DsingisKahn

It´s his way of thinking....it´s difficult to describe.

[NamelessAcquaintance]

@DsingisKahn I am German and I can completely agree with your comment. Thank you.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@DsingisKahn his is a list of open murders by the German BND which is the renamed GESTAPO:

Uwe Barschel(politician),Jürgen Möllemann(politician),Heiner Gehring(author),Martina Pflock(political activist),Tron (internet activist),Karl Koch(political/internet activist),Bernd Seiffert(human rights activist),Kirsten Heisig(author/judge),Fritz Bauer(persecutor of the Frankfurt Auschwitz processes),Markus Bott(human rights activist).

See my channel and homepage.

[TheJerkeystick319]

@DsingisKahn i wouldnt agree completly...i think jews would hate them the most

[Gulliman01]

hahaha this is so funny!

[Captainmop]

Also the video isn't funny.

[basemo98]

lol he looks mexican

ok people just shut the fuck up! and enjoy the fucking video! this is why i hate comments. theres all kind of shit like i hate u i love u i hate xbox i love xbox,ext

[basemo98]

lol he looks mexican

ok people just shut the fuck up! and enjoy the fucking video! this is why i hate comments. thees all kind of shit like i hate u i love u i hate xbox i love xbox,ext

[basemo98]

@MsCoolguy101 how manny times do u watch this shit!? XD. that comment was a year ago dumbass

[basemo98]

lol he looks mexican

[basemo98]

o wow people still respond to this shit! epic FAIL. man i was 7 when i wrote that shit! u think im that stupid! how about u go and fuck your mom bitches! BTW not all germans are nazis

[Denniboy26]

@MsCoolguy101 haha^^Dankesehr!

Thank you, but i only said what i think about it.

[ThElOneWaNdErEr1]

This idiot holds the flag the wromg way round...



[oberuser123]

@ThElOneWaNdErEr1

yes but the colors are right XD

[Ultrajuiced]

Bavarians are German but German are not Bavarian.

[MiiSsMiiNa]

Well , I am an afghan girl in Germany and live here since I´m born but I have neve seen a nazi before ...thats all 60 years ago ..its like :are you from russia? yes! so you´re a communist !

whats the title of the song?