Ho Ho Hustler

[amohotepv]

press 6 for the SAMUR-EYE...

wait... nobody knows what that is, do they?

FOREVER ALONE

[dejimmeistahmon4742]

Wait, he got the 8 ball in! Didn't he lose?

[3pepsiboy]

could you even bring santa christ in next christmas?

[57TARDIS]

I like how this was uploaded in March.

[TheRpm1999]

must press 7.

[Pixelhurricane]

i pressed 6 WAY to much

[3pepsiboy]

press 5 for MAGIC

*Snort*

[3pepsiboy]

hold 6 for winks

press 7 for COMBAT

[kruumiinsh]

Made my day :DD

[TheNoobRapter]

hay doint beat the guy that blew up the sun (operation mistletoe)

[AdamTehBoss]

This made me laugh so fucking hard.

[superpopify]

The top comments. They're by the same person. -.-

[MyNameIsBucket]

@superpopify I'm pretty awesome.

[superpopify]

@MyNameIsBucket o-o

[MyNameIsBucket]

@superpopify Yeah, I'm pretty awesome.

[MrRoberto471]

Does Anyone Notice the 8-Ball ?

[KnownAsPro]

Did anyone ever realize that their vids are actually 8 seconds? Exactly 8 seconds!? The username lies..... -.-

[CrazyApe64]

@KnownAsPro intro is 3 seconds...

[ZoomlessDude]

@KnownAsPro the actual film is infact 5 seconds long. the intro and exit is 3 seconds. add it all up and voila 8 seconds. MAGIC *SNORT SNORT*

[highspeedheadbanger]

soldier: THE SUN IS TOO HOT!!!!!

general: get me santa claus

soldier: hes dead :(

general: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigtimeDirector2005]

LMFAOROTFL

[SamburaOne]

I laughed so hard! HAHAHA!

[3pepsiboy]

@SamburaOne ME TOO

[SNAJmaster]

"Kids, there will be no Christmas this year..."

"Why?"

"...I killed Santa."

[1337Kind15]

As Santa i would beat the shit out of them !

[Socks7899]

Now how will Santa destroy the sun?!

[Hejzwej]

Poor santa :<

[martasel]

O-o-o-oh. . . poor santa !

[Dirtyblue929]

he scratched

[Angerfist1211]

Christmas Magic!

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

Serves his jolly ass right lol

[Mochme]

CHRISTMAS MAGIC!

[BboyJovi]

A good ol'jolly kick to those jingle bells, will just make me feel incredible.

[T3XProductions]

How dare you attack Santa after he gave his life to destroy the Sun

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

@T3XProductions u win an interwebs

[DAvonzoAllDay]

awww, 5secondfilms is my FAVORITE CHANNEL!

[Agonysis]

Anyone else catch the 8-ball's little circle before it went in too?

[RawrKOLXD]

actually it sounds like a child molester

[RawrKOLXD]

wtf i think that sound he made was PRETTTTTTY gay

[zipdyad]

did you even read the description lol?

[Allyosaugh]

This is my new toilet paper.

[Swedenrockn]

Christmas Magic!

[NIKSEEN]

ma favorite XD

[runzombies]

I've always wanted to do that

[MyNameIsBucket]

What, hustle people? Or beat the stuffing out of Santa?

[dorzoz]

Or use christmas magic to win a game of pool?

[MyNameIsBucket]

Personally, I'll take all three.

[Bulzeeb15]

@MyNameIsBucket Win.