Jesús Christo on Clone High

[JNathanK2011]

Joan of Arc totally reminds me of this chick I know.

[littleangel7900]

I'm Christian and this doesn't offend me in the slightest. I find this so damn funny.

[MangaHeroYK]

@littleangel7900 Same here, though I wish his voice was deeper so that he sound more bad-ass lol

[bizonmaciej]

its prettygood- I give it thumbsUp Homes.

[CactusJackFan]

Straight from the mouth of Jesus "take a hit, relax"

[jonnycashman100]

Bring this show back using some who WONT OFFEND any body.

Like um HITLER o wait 0_0

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

So... jesus was spanish?

[Fallenshadowv3]

@Vevoplzsuckmyballs ISREAL IS MEXICO! EVERYBODY RUN! THE RAPTURE ALREADY CAME WE ALL JUST SUCK! *Gobbles like a turkey*

[bizonmaciej]

@Vevoplzsuckmyballs no, hes a hood. hes acting out his teenage insecurities

[cHeEzMaN1]

I am christian and thought this was effing hilarious the first time i saw it. Sucks this show got cancelled.

[BusMafiaClan]

daaaaaam

[Blitzion214]

Ahah, I get it, he nailed his hands on accident! Oh the irony!

[Majere567]

Shouldn't Jesus, the son of God, already know if Ricky Martin is gonna win the Latin Grammys?

[EphraimRodrigez]

@Majere567 jesus... most likely... the clone of jesus... i dont think so

[TheZacula]

@Majere567 Well... it's the CLONE of the son of God. So I suppose he'd just have some pretty good guesses as opposed to complete knowledge.

[DaevaDrifter]

Hah, Jesus in shop class...gotta love it. Though honestly, I can see Jesus kinda being a pretty mellow guy like this. I mean, apparently he's cool with just about anyone coming to him for advice, so his clone can't be too bad. Shame he never got more screen time, though the reasons for it are obvious. :P

[AcolyteOfLulz]

"TAKE A HIT"

god what wonderful refrences

[devilmaycry12341]

Hahahaah lmao so hard

[codafett]

Oooh they went there.

[miles8592]

@fnsawgun I find your mom offensive...

[fnsawgun]

i find this bull fuck very offending

[dominsu]

you know the people who drink tea all the time and have really big teeth

[Allsoproductions]

I got a friend with really long hair and i cal him jesus (hey soos lol)

[pockypurse]

I love this Jesus. XD

[Poxell91]

"Be careful with that nail gun, Jesus."

Makes me laugh every time. XD

[QuintMarvel]

I remember sitting on the couch with a friend of mine when "Jesus" had one line in a crowd scene, "Cleo broke up with JFK?" We looked at each other for a second and started to make the connection: Jesus as a cholo cause his name is "Jesús." Then we laughed out loud for real.

[MissusPatches]

@QuintMarvel what ep did Jesus have that line in?

[QuintMarvel]

@MissusPatches  Probably episode 13.

[IHate4Kids]

So wait.........

None complained about Clone High making fun of a religion's prophet, but this show got canceled because people in India didn't like Gandhi being a party animal and having A.D.D?

[Daxter609]

@IHate4Kids Apparently we live in a world were it's ok to only make fun of Christianity

[FacePlant92]

@Daxter609 Making fun of Christianity is awesome, but it's not nice since it's kind of like making fun of retarded people..

[Alexthehuge]

@IHate4Kids show got cancelled because nobody watched it not because of protests.

[lucaschallenger]

@Alexthehuge it was deffinately because of the protests

[THMFGaming]

@Alexthehuge I remember that was one of the two reasons. The second reason being the second episode of the next season. It was supposedly going to be exam times and nobody was able to focus on their studies and Hitler was supposed be sending people to camps to help them concentrate. I don't have to point out why that's wrong.

[hxcnoah]

@THMFGaming yes but family guy and south park and others have done hitler before

its weird, but my philosophy is that you have to be able to make fun of everyone, or you can make fun of no one (and the latter sucks balls)

[Dragoj419]

@IHate4Kids Apparently Christians are more chill than Indians.

[MASTERZERO92]

@IHate4Kids Well they werent mad at them first. They were mad at some magazine article with Arnold Swartzinager beating up ghandi. They were pissed but they couldnt do anything cus the magazine wasnt in india. They then found out about this show and decided to strike at MTV headquartes in india. To make matters worse the presidednt of Mtv was in the building when they started so he was trapped inside.

[TheZacula]

@IHate4Kids I don't know, maybe it's because Clone High's Jesus still gave relatively good advice and was a fairly good person, and the only real changes they made was that his clone was raised in a hispanic environment? Didn't even physically change him that much, as Jesus WAS most likely dark-skinned and dark-haired (what with being born and raised in the Middle East). Mind you, complaining would be foolish as these are CLONES. The entire point was that clones are NOT their originals.

[360lateflip]

How did they get dna from jesus?!?!?!?

[hxcnoah]

@360lateflip i have a saying whenever watching a cartoon that makes no sense

i sit back, and loudly say, CARTOON

[d1sun]

@WaffleMan543 Lol you made me think about it and get it xD

[nr1O29]

@WaffleMan543 doesnt sound right when you say that. okay; NAAAAAAAAAAAAAIILLL GUUUUNN. try to get that!

[McYellowfish]

Hah. Bible Jokes. And Ricky Martin.

[unit87]

A roman emperor warning Jesus about nailguns. The irony...

[Rocklegend20]

its ricky martin isnt it...

[slaya771]

It took me about 3 minutes...

[Stefantjj911]

woman got weird head...

[vampy551]

The irony of those last two seconds. I lol'd.

[KiwiLovin7]

@vampy551

Oh shit I get it! love how they made him Mexican.

[julio13wrathchild]

I always tought Jesus was jewish, not mexican xD

[imelroy]

@julio13wrathchild Unless your from Israel, being Jewish isn't a race. I'm sure there's like... 3 or so Jewish Mexicans.

[AlbinoTanuki]

@imelroy There are many latin americans out there who are of Jewish decent; in fact, a lot of the people who came into the New World were people who were originally were Jewish, but got converted during the inquisition and were sympathies for Jewish people and traditions and sometimes even practiced Judaism in secret.

[imelroy]

@AlbinoTanuki I've never heard of Jewish people being prominent in West Europe when the new world war discovered. I'm sure a few went over, but I don't think it was as large as, say Poland before the holocaust or present day Israel.

[AlbinoTanuki]

@imelroy Again, a lot of them were secret Jews at the time.

[dominsu]

pretty good i give it thumbs up holmes

[SH4D0SKU11]

What the hell was he doing with the nailgun in the first place??

[creepsrus]

lmao theres a dude in my class just like this xDD ...and his name is jesus.

[samthelegoman1]

since when is Jesus a mexican

[CF105Arrow]

@samthelegoman1 Since when is Jesus white?

[samthelegoman1]

@CF105Arrow i never said that he was white, but he's certainly not mexican since he was a hebrew

[Gotmilk0112]

@samthelegoman1 Jesus is a common spanish name, that's likely why they made him spanish/latino.

[ZiozoneEmperor]

@Gotmilk0112 also in portuguese, but it wouldn't made sense that way lol

[Najemnik94]

LOL In the end Jesus crucified his hand xD

[Aetheilas]

He looks like a terrorist

[QuicksilverJohny]

I bet it's Ricky Martin.

[YFTechno]

Lol when he said "Take a hit! God's messages can be a total trip!"

[bb33nnii]

what channel is this cartoon on?

[comrade44]

@bb33nnii it was on teletoon... its pretty old by now, like 5+ years old.

[xxxxcoogixxxx]

@bb33nnii it was on mtv and on teletoon, but it got cancelled due to india complaning about gandhi for more info, go on wikipedia and type in clone high

[jseeker1867]

ULTIMATE WIN for getting away with a jesus parody on a cartoon.

[TechnoGlitter2048]

@infiniteburgerking In the show, his name is Jesus Cristo, which is Spanish, and that as well as his speech patterns imply that he is of some Spanish-speaking origin. And in Spanish, "J" is pronounced as an "H," and Jesus, pronounced hey-zoos is a somewhat common name in Spanish. Did you know that, or am I making an ass of myself trying to prove something I know very little about?

[shadowpokemonblade25]

ugh those fukin racist MTV & ot5her shows! mexicans are always on the fukin tv not all hispanics r messicans! (mexicans)

[meoth9988]

Lol I get the whole nailgun thing lol but u know you have to do what he tells you eh because god has a plan for all of us,a painful ,painful plan

[phrophannus]

Him voice like Chris Rock...

[Kox300]

Cesar, Jesus, Nail Gun... EPIC!

[KingLofiOne]

His face when Joan shuts him up :-D

[funnyguy294]

cook la castique'' hahah!!! XD funneh shish jesus cristo

[AmunRa1]

Actually, his original name was pronounced more like "Hoshuah". Dunno how they came up with "Jesus".

[seg162]

@AmunRa1 More like Yeshua. "Jesus" came from the translation from... Hebrew, was it?

[jamesaellis]

We don't have big teeth......but we do love our tea! :D

[HBKFan4000]

I give this vid thumbs up, holmes!

[garysnail123]

Jesus's clone is Spanish why?

[canti550]

@garysnail123 Because Jesus wasn't white

[garysnail123]

@canti550 *Sigh* I'm aware that he wasn't white and was really born in Jerusalem in the Middle East but at the same time he was NOT from a Latino background. SO shut up troll who thinks I'm racist.

[Scathe8000]

@garysnail123 they're coupling teenage stereotypes with historical figures for humor

[garysnail123]

@Scathe8000 I know they are, but really, a Latino? It's hilarious but, damn. Way to take a risk.

[SuigaRou]

@garysnail123 They probably made Jesus latino because there are a good number of latin parents who name their kids after him. And to be completely honest, I've never run into a kid named Jesus who wasn't latino.

[tehbesttxtr]

heyyy take a trip! hahaha

[MsDianation09]

God messages can be a total trip........

I wish I knew Jesus Christo!! <3

[SFLLocalsOnly]

i love how hes a carpenter

[SweetieChii]

Haha...irony...

[Chocobofantasy]

I always assumed that was Cesar, but the reference makes me think... is that suppose to be Pontius Pilate?...I dunno, probably Cesar and I'm just reading too much into a joke that was suppose to just be " a roman tells Jesus to be careful with a nail-gun."

[Azkazan]

@Chocobofantasy Prolly Ceaser... I mean, why would anyone want to make a clone of Pontius Pilate?

[Chocobofantasy]

@Azkazan Good point.

[AsSeenOnTV0893]

Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús. XD

[FIREFRO626]

it's Rickey martain isn't it

[Rosadochinklez]

LOL I love Jesús Christo! XD

[ronoc9]

@WaffleMan543 me too, lol

[benjak134]

wkuk NAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL­LLLLLLLLLL GGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[xLordOfNothingx]

See I never understood India's problem with the way Ghandi is depicted on CH, Ghandi its NOT a religious figure aldo i get its a big deal for them, but I never saw this show as racist or xenophobic, because they make fun of american figures as well, and even Jesus so I cannot see any of of the CH parodies as being malicious or ill intended

[Ezniter]

Be carefull with that nailgun Jesus!

[orestisDisturbed]

"a plan for all of us.... a painful, painful plan...."

[MsToroto]

this is not A JOKE the new nuthis is that riky martin is..

GAYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS TRUE

[power2go3]

I am a Christian....and I liked it :D

Unlike the Seth one,with fat Jesus..I hate that idiot >.>

[BioArmBETA]

Their mouth movements are hilariously off.

[benjak134]

NAAAIIILLLL GUUUNNN

[foreal1992]

That joke at the end....classic.

[felixeduar666]

why jesus sound like a latin american

[TerryB01]

Just like in real-life, Jesus is pretty cool. Carpenter too.

[Stup1dG33kz]

It's weird, you know? Nobody gets mad when they made fun of Jesus Christ, but a buncha Indians boycotted the show for making fun of Ghandi.

[grimjanitor]

@Stup1dG33kz probably because this era of Christians are a bunch of hypocrites. Had this hypothetically been around when people actually followed the bible thoroughly, they would have been upset, too. Maybe stoned some people.

[Yaenipponcover]

@grimjanitor Maybe because,they became a bit more tolerant? maybe they simply don't care? or maybe this wasn't offensive enough for them....

That doesn't negate the fact that the Indians needed to develop a tougher skin...I mean is not like the Gandhi clone portrayed here was an evil being...

[tajayfoot1]

@Stup1dG33kz is that bad or whats ur point?

[tnpan]

haha, woodshop.  Jesus WAS a carpenter.

[LeotheHuntsman]

@ArawnChernobog oh the irony...

[T3XProductions]

Were did they get Jesus's DNA?

[DerOrk]

The holy lance, in Vienna :P

[Cauldron6]

@T3XProductions probably from the shroud of turin.

[Polopalapop]

@T3XProductions

Jesusus'S , lol

[AlbinoTanuki]

@T3XProductions You could ask the same for Joan of Arc's DNA considering she was burnt at the steak.

[iLikeRandomVids]

BE CAREFUL WITH THAT NAILGUN

[MsDianation09]

"Daaaaamn.." "God has a painful plan for all of us... a painful.. painful plan!" LOLs!!!!

[HalaBasinah]

I don't know why, but his face at :52 just kills me.

[Torkulguy]

clone high's a canada show

[MsDianation09]

i loooooooooooove jesus cristo XD its so funny specially on his "pretty good i give it thumbs up on"

[zeppelin8]

Did anyone else pick up the obscure Pink Floyd reference at the end? (aka. "Be Careful with that Axe, Eugene")

[TDILOVER56789isback]

I did 8D

[pwnageprata]

wow i never picked up on the joke at the end of this clip. this show has awesome writing.

[Stammer6]

"...You know the people who drink tea all the time and have really big teeth?"

[OverHedge99]

Weird. They just parodied Jesus Christ, but I never hear any Christ-people complaining

and

Didn't, like, the entire continent of India demand that the show be cancelled because of Gandhi?

[superscott94]

Yep, they said that it was disrespectful. And dude, India is a country.

[OverHedge99]

Oh, I typed Continent, didn't I? Pardon me, mate

[YXAndyYX]

@superscott94 India is also a subcontinent dude.

[Castrum]

@superscott94 It's also technically a subcontinent, like Europe :-P

[Gotmilk0112]

@superscott94 Whatever happened to free speech? Why can some other country tell USA what they can and can't air? And for fuck's sake, it's a CARTOON!

Freakin' indians.

[silenceyouidiot]

@Gotmilk0112

Something to do with not starting any controversial wars, yadayaddayaddddda.

[Gotmilk0112]

@silenceyouidiot Yeah, I know, but...seriously? There are parodies everywhere, all the time. Not to sound offensive, but if those 150 Indians were that offended by a damn cartoon, they really need to get a thicker skin.

[3lloGuvner]

@superscott94 Actually India is considered a sub-continent as well as a country, it's weird.

[isellJesusinacan]

@superscott94 and a sub-continent like australia... or the moon. o.O Raisins...

[TheTinTrooper]

@superscott94

Sub-Continent, actually.

[CaraIain]

@superscott94 well they do say 'the indian subcontinent'

[DownSociety]

@superscott94 Well, it's a country and a sub-continent

[akallstar5]

@superscott94 although technically india is a country, it is also sort of considered a sub-continent slowly merging into asia because it is on a separate tectonic plate, so basically centuries from now nepal will be completely eradicated.

[ZombieJakeinator]

@superscott94

You see, I never got that. Gandhi is just cloned from the original one right? But he wasn't an exact copy, just a clone, and just inherited some of his features. He is a different person entirely, and his goal is to learn to be Gandhi. He is doing well on part of that, as he never purposefully hurt anyone the series, and shrugged off any time he was assaulted. Besides, Gandhi thought it was important to retain a sense of humor, so you don't think he wouldn't make a joke or two?

[Typetronik]

@superscott94 nice.

[Redrobottyler]

@superscott94 India is a subcontinent as well.

[trabuco9]

@superscott94 NO subcontinent

[CF105Arrow]

@superscott94 Actually, while India IS country, it is also a sub-coninent

[markowaterpolo]

@superscott94 It's also known as a subcontinent though...

[gyyrad]

@OverHedge99 I'm a Christian, and love the whole fact that thy made him a stoner Canadian.

I tend to be very liberal...

[OverHedge99]

@gyyrad Hispanic equals stoner?

And superscott94, in regards to the comment from a year ago: I know it's a country, I should have put that. But the region I really meant to specify was the Indian Subcontinent, or South Asia.

[jake5]

@gyyrad I thought he was a Hispanic?

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

@OverHedge99 jesus is fictional and ghandi was real

[taranmg]

@TheLakabanzaichrg Actually Jesus was real. He was a Jewish carpenter who rose to an MLK-like role; preaching the peaceful protest of the Roman occupation of the Holy Land. He did not rise from the dead or tell people to worship him, though he may have believed he had seen God and taken his guidance. "Be careful with that nail gun, Jesus."

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

@taranmg then is true you learn something new every day btw a carpenter that died nailed, that's irony

[infiniteburgerking]

@OverHedge99 christ-people.

you mean christians cathlics, and other forms of christianity?

[FriedStickMan]

be carfeul with that nail gun jesus!!!

so brilliant

[heyheyhey7751]

love this show

[maha851]

It's so funny and so offensive.

Pontius Pilate telling Jesus to be careful with the nail gun was lolz.

[Matt56112]

thats actually Julius Caesar

[haloCE6]

i dont get it... :/

[quakertownjackass]

Great video!

[jonnyveliky]

You know who was also a praised icon for the masses???.....

JOHN STAMOS!!! :]

[lmc3200]

weeeeeeeeeeeessssssssllllleeee­eeeeyyyy

[coolincool44]

im usealy offended by theese kind of shows but not by this one beace this one is awsome!!

[ChorizoDSpicy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA A ROMAN telling Jesus to be careful with that nail gun.

[jonnyveliky]

IRONY!!!

[Kirill12341]

@ChorizoDSpicy Hes Called Ceasar,Roman king or something.AND LOL!I think Jesus will Revive in 3 days after being shot 3 more times in different spots(Hands and legs,LOL.)

[infiniteburgerking]

@ChorizoDSpicy yeah, i have no idea why this is rated so highly when it makes no sense, because its not pronounced as gee-sus, its said as hey-zoos, so basicly, i know about 136 retarded youtubers in about 2 seconds

[Nimuial]

@infiniteburgerking the spelling of "Jesus" is based on the latin "Iesus", pronounced sort of like "yeh-zu".... in turn was based on Greek, (Iesous)... which is taken from Hebrew (Yehosua)(sp?). So, criticizing other languages for not pronouncing the J shows that in fact, you are the mentally deficient one. The Hispanic pronunciation would derive from the latin. On that note... *continues watching the LOLZ*

[Trollin4Evar]

@ChorizoDSpicy i dont get it?

[j33zluis]

... Oh I get it!

He was crucified

Duh!

[BlazrB]

@ j33zluis

Man, it took me forever to figure that out! lol

[SilentxWings]

Something I never understood...how would they make a clone of Jesus Christ?

[Bluehawk2008]

They'd scrape the gunk off the shroud of Turin lol

[jonnyveliky]

Be glad they didn't clone Muhammed on this show, and that's referencing something that happened 3 or 4 years later since this show began.

Clone High dodged a bullet right there.

[Xuth54]

y does jesus have a hispanic background