I have LAME ASS FEARS

[lilmissnever]

Finally someone who gets the jelly bean thing!

[awesome01ification]

is it lame ass fears or lame... ass fears

[indiag89]

hahaha unconfident scat singer!!! "don't tell anyone i did that"

[sniperdft]

god damnit i paused the video before the other subtitles came up and i googled it during computer class in school

[vickykitty98]

@sniperdft Thats what I did xD

[hinafan01]

I googled it!! D:

My life... My sweet, innocent life...

[44Blademaster]

Lol auto correct

[iNoor440]

you look like that guy from Drive. btw that movie is awesome

[starrypie2]

haha, his tooth at the end kinda made him look like a dragon

[MsMaroon5luva]

*googles merkin* damn time to delete my grandma's computer history...again

[screanfat69]

ure awsome



[LoLaPuPuSa]

i had the same tooth... but the i got braess. -_-.

[pcgamer997]

thumbs up is fluffee brought you here

[Ashleiixx]

that is fucking gross where did you find that out

[GaetAngie]

holy mother fuh

btw i looked up merkin XD

and your tooth is sexy

im fucken kidding

no im tellin the truth

err am i ?

[Hurricanealy]

You told me to google it, so i paused the video *BEFORE* the "when no one is looking" caption came up. Thanks

[juniorbove]

3:37 XD

FTW

[MissPurpleKush]

okaii 1 "bigalwrth" shut the fuck up this kids funny as hell.... and 2....im scared of babies.....3 i promise not to tell ;D

[bigalwrth]

You are NOT funny...

[Tellmeimaninja]

@bigalwrth Oh. Well, kind of you to inform him.

[xXeMiLlXxPL]

@bigalwrth BITCH

[misspandarudy]

this guy is improving your vocabulary merkin

[23MrPeaches]

"Bitch you ain't no Barbie, I hear you work at Arby's, numba 2 super size hurry bitch I'm starvin"

[TheKeybladeofdarknes]

WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO GOOGLE THAT DISGUSTING THING!!!!!

[Genu916]

IN SUMMER TIME WHEN THE MONKEYS ARE FINE TURURURU

[TheGodOfEPICNESS]

Well...time to clear my history.

[gggrinz]

I actually googled merkin o.O

[lookilookii]

you are hilarious!!



[dieseldragontamer]

"Snaggle tooth" lol

[adriansooboulter8]

lol im scared of spiders too, and I use to have teeth like that then I got braces.

[LovelyLoser2013]

But I like Black Jelly Bean!... Honestly! :)

[xAwesomeisForeverx]

press 3 to hear a fairy sneezing

[uhohwhoops]

youre so awkwardly adorable

[dazedgal]

b*tch you ain't no barbie

I hear you work at Arbies

Number two, Super size

hurry bitch I'm starvin

Dang! I laughed so hard.

[jeremy16717]

this came out on my birth day

[dougukps3]

My French teachers name is Mrs Murkin XD. And no, I will not fucking marry you! *flips you the tooth*

[DrWizy]

not da best thing to google dat infront of my lil bro...

[emtastic95]

Oh god I googled merkin.

[Thearmyofoneman]

 I'm probably the only one who flipped off my french teacher right when the principal walked in and flipped her off too and ran out of the school saying ' I'm gonna hurt you with a slug in a box'... why you hatin'? I'm autistic and i have A.D.D 0_0

[crazycchaos]

Have to admit aswell, that tooth / vampire bit was fing hilarious... keep it up

[1988jcps]

i subscribed just for 5:25 :))

[RuckalltheFules]

Where did you get that ryhme about arbies from?

[A7XDuckie]

@RuckalltheFules It's part of the lyrics to the song Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn

[TEAMc0nfuSioN]

OMG I googled Merkin :D:D

[Sliacen]

Looks like he's going for another year :)

[blinkblinkwzuawi]

kinda remind me of chandler

[bagelbites101]

I don't know why but I laugh so hard when you do your goofy vampire tooth thing. Oh and Subscribing.

[TheWindPrincess15]

My fear is uncommon....I'm honestly scared of balloons.

[MikeoWar]

The tooth can be your trademark, your thing :D You should make a joke about being half a vampire.

[ImbaWoWRukisz]

Subscribed:)

[nba32inception]

Merkin: a wig for Pubic hair

[ihatemeandallofyou]

merkin + pubic wig...

[betty835]

Somebody tell me what a merkin is... Im too scared to look it up...xD

[TheMadaratheleader]

" i got herpes " 

[moomoo52355]

i legit like black jelly beans

[ValkyriesProductions]

oh shit now im scarred.

[smartyface00]

... What's a Merkin? I'm afraid to look it up..

[NcoleyCP]

@smartyface00 It's a toupee for your ohh la la area.... be greatful... atleast you wernt on images o_O

[Xxboss900xX]

@smartyface00 its a wig for ur croch, sorry to tell you '.'

[hyperqueenhzm]

your tooth is adorible!! <3

[tiffiniloveee]

Favorite video on the internet, period.

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

i love the ending

[libbyhull]

Hahahahaha I'm scared of YouTube skipping and turning "cause that's how much it would cost to fix it ladies" into "cause that's how much it would cocks to cocks it ladies" yup. It also skipped over the word black. I think YouTube is raciest.

it really was an amazing moment in life.

[scarletkitty1999]

im scared of two things now: the ending... and to search up merkin

[starstruck731996]

not a good idea to drink water while watching this

[uziel6501]

Jdjfhduiehyehyerhyehe ur funni

[foxnox6]

last time i google something u say cuz my grandma saw it and hit me with a woden spoon for being a perv -__-''

[iphoneuser69]

Hahaha Quotes Kreayshawn. Swag

[Enjoy2Ride250]

your vids are awesome man, are you canadain?

[badassshadows12]

You were my favorite youtube video maker after the 3rd video =D

[KimmiLittle]

your eyes are gorgeous

[MetalCookieMusic]

I can't stop watching these videos

[Eyvel]

I googled it and all I can say is awkward..

[myfacerules]

ahah the tooth xP



[TasteForDisaster]

lol, merkins

[SgtEaglefort]

Merkin - pube wig. Look into it, actually interesting. Of all the nasty things I heard.. never heard it before.

[sami80021]

I AM NEVER GOOGLING ANYTHING BY YOU AGAIN!

[bunnythibault]

Who the hell would use a Merkin? And how do you know what a Merkin is?....... O______O

[klasesalk]

@bunnythibault how do you not.....

[porkythecat2]

i have a fear of snails

[p5ward12]

Dat tooth

[xAmazinglyJacob]

1st worst fear: Spiders.

2nd worst fear: Those big crayons you get in Kindergarten.

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[turtletarian2]

DX DONT GOOGLE MERKIN!!! DONT DO IT DX

[gamefreak12andahalf]

@turtletarian2 wow :P.... i did :P

[ZombieSlayer4665]

You are SOOOO effinn funny!!!!! Haha I'm subscribing fo sho

[iTakeCandyFrmBabies]

i stab them lol

[ThePok619]

LOLLL AT TAGS.

[SLtempe]

''Surprise~~ *creepy voice*'' xD

[PirateDuckyy]

I saw nippage

[aamallama]

You have fucking adorable teeth !

[grubbs212]

:34 thats what i did...

[greenxblackxeyes]

Andy, I love your snaggle tooth.

[artist1124]

I really hate it when people say "they're not gonna hurt you" !

[loveme3oh3]

You're like a dinosaur

[prozacpimpster]

Why the hell are we not married yet!?

[calvin0630]

rofl i googled merkin now i know...

[terminator2u4]

I SEE DEMONS WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

[punk1250]

I have the same un-sexy vampire tooth lol

[moazstarwars1234]

man im ontarion two awesome i never knew some awesome youtubers are canadian

[368money]

but weezy waiter says always say no to jousting

[YMeTheArtist]

lmao

[NBgoodgirl]

Kreayshawn! Lol.

[chickachickaboom222]

I was literally drinking that same kind of water as you were talking about it hahahaha

[eatthatapplecrew]

Omg I literary pee-ed in my pants cuz I laughed sooooooooooooooooooo hard

[laur1813laur]

i looked merkin up but before -when no ones looking- was on the screen so my sister was behind me...but its ok, she didnt see it lol

[laur1813laur]

PETA= people eating tasty animals

[aubslizkeane]

"surprise me" i stab them. surprisee! and funny face ahah

[briggskidd]

Just found you and I fucking love you so much man, your actually my favorite

[kapeoow]

Press 9, then press 1, then press 4. It's pretty funny.

[MissPinkPenguin]

Thanks a lot Andrew, now I have to make like 4000 accounts and subscribe to you just to make sure that you have 10 000 subscribers by new year.

[David20931]

0:41 LMFAO!!!!

2:54 LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:42 LMFAO herpes

4:58 HAHAHAHAHA whata pimp

[honey3575]

pahahah i love the dodgy toooth!!!

[annekins07]

got bored and re-watching this. Still laugh the second time :) Getting impatient for the next vid !

[lovetosing76]

lolzxD ending was AMAZING!!!!!!! xD

[BaronWishfulThinking]

If I look like a genital wig?

[KelseyIsInsane]

I love your vampire tooth

[rockstar0ultimate]

@andypandy311 i cannot believe you replied! have a great day! :)

[onyxman8]

Three times the fun!

[crazywanch101]

I'm afraid of demons, but I'll freak out if a frog gets near me, or rats or mice...and of getting aids or herpes.

[Chauvinist948]

but... but... i do like black jelly beans :(

[crazywanch101]

@Chauvinist948 LIAR

[Chauvinist948]

@crazywanch101 scout's honour!

[crazywanch101]

@Chauvinist948 The boy scouts never did anything for me you filthy liar!!!!

[skyelovesicp]

you said over half the things in this video on twitter :)

[sykoTomBoy]

Really dude CAN I HAVE UR BABIES lol 

[stephaniewilsonn]

The ending was the best thing I've ever seen.

EVER.

[dftbaful]

oh my gawd i HATE people who saw surprise me!!!!

[fadams22]

isnt a merkin like a pube wig or something sick like that? im too scared to look it up haha :/

[fadams22]

Proberbly the most RANDOM ending ever hahaha

[countryismylife1500]

A great one yet again <3

[beebopjack]

I like how you match your font with your clothes.

[randomdudett]

anyone else pause the video to search what a merkin is but before it said when no one was looking?

[KTflipsides]

why did i search up merkin :'( (scarred for life)

[ThisMissLovesYou]

@KTflipsides what does it mean?

[KTflipsides]

@ThisMissLovesYou you dont want to know trust me! very very disturbing!

[janaxis]

your videos are the best things on youtube, without a doubt!

[Marloes1490]

Lol i was already opening a new tab to google 'Merkin' before you told me to do that :)

[ziloe]

You should have ended with, "And that's the tooth!"

[sistersfromdk]

if you were a vampire i wouldn't mind getting bitten ;) lol at the end xD

[emileeisaliar]

You are sooo funny :) I love you.

[SaraSchenstrom]

I always google the words you tell us to google.. .-.

[technicolordreamboa]

but i love black jelly beans :/

[868memyselfandi]

Love the tags !!!!

[otecladotodo]

dude... i like you, but... you have seeeeeeerious issues

[FionaAlison444]

You're so funny I wish I could subscribe twice!!!

[annekins07]

i have a tooth like that :( :/ :/

[moonrae17]

i'm terrified of balloons...if that makes you feel better :)

[DazzleSAOLC]

im scared of millipedes and fire coral

yep; so indie it hurts

[Ruffleschipz]

Hahah look at the tags

[dramaHAPPENS]

you're so funny! I hope you keep going :)

[EmzeeGrrz]

you have 69 videos ... just thought you should know <3

[musicgirl0166]

@EmzeeGrrz he has 70 now :(

[EmzeeGrrz]

@musicgirl0166 the fun has now ended :/

[musicgirl0166]

@EmzeeGrrz the joys of 69 are gone :(

[gurrrL54]

HAHAHA! lmao! i looovvveee you and your videos! i love you!!! p.s. im TERRRIIIFFFIIIEEEDD of spiders to! i almost fainted once when one was in my room and was crawling up my face when i woke up!!

[HelloTwerp]

You are too hard on yourself, though I know you say it to beat the Trolls that will comment on your looks. You are a good lookin guy, and your sense of humor makes you even more so! :)

[highschoolmusical288]

i have a fear that after i kill a spider, its family is going to come and retaliate and come after me!

[ukuleleandbaritone]

I hope you washed your hands after picking your nose... with soap

[livlovesyou17]

I love you soo much Andrew:D do you think one day you could make a shoutout video??

[Fluffyangel226]

Spiders are the most terrifying things that have ever existed. THEY HAVE TOO MANY LEGS!!!!!!

[ebonyangel8]

Hahaha! I love your videos. I thinks it's because I can actually relate to like 90% of the things you say. Lol.

[Valientherox]

@Andypandy311 I hear you on that, my friend.

[BoomnProductions]

that was probably the most I've laughed at one of your videos.

And one of my fears is your tooth.

[hairybeardedswimmer]

Yoohoo! Hope you get all those subs, I want you to keep going!! <3

[kitsunojo]

I really hope to see you on TV someday! You're material is golden and I look forward every week to your newest monolouge~!

and as for my fears.. I'm afraid of men.

[swedish1muffin]

Funniest yet. I hope you reach your goal in subscribers, i enjoy your videos a great deal.

[petushkah]

im afraid of lizards >.< ...and lmao with ur tooth!! xD

btw i did google it, im pretty sure i dont look like one... so why doesnt a fairytale come true, or just a tale...? :(

oh and next time, dont censored it... some of us like to see unsexy vampires dance naked LOL

[honeybun123100]

i did google it

[rebeccajoy51]

*laugh

[rebeccajoy51]

LOL you make me life :')

[dragonluvthere]

Glitter!! on ur lipppp!! gahhhh!!!

[DinoBlasters]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!­!! You can never stop.

[andypandy311]

@BananaDiAnnAr haha :)