WWE RAW 8/1/11 - Triple H, John Laurinaitis, John Cena, and CM Punk segment

[littleterror1994]

Bet the sound guy loved that ending! ;)

[xTheGamingGhostx]

"Your claim to the WWE Championship is legitimate."

Like hell. He lost. Does that mean people can continue being champions after they lose title matches just because they think they should still be champs?

[balletgirl21100]

OMG THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!

HEY LOOK, IT'S JOHN LARYNGITUS..WHAT A IDIOT

[JhnTft]

You know John Laurinaitis is the BEST Excutive Vice President of Talent Relations and the BEST General Manger he is the ONLY one who beat Eric Bischoff. They need to give John a great promo but he is the new Vince Mcmahon of the wwe that means John is going to be badass I mean he is Mr.Excitment!

[HarvesterofDeathA7X]

11:56 - 13-25 BATTLE OF THE BANDS lol

[davoiceguy]

john gingervitis

[GamingFT]

More Like John Bore-a-nitious

[ericamarks16]

if i hear john l announce his title one more time, i'm going to fly to america, jump the barrier at RAW and run him through with a red hot poker.

[TheWho58]

Lol its animals brother johnny ace.

[TheGame2407]

John Laurinaiti = new vince mcmahon cm punk = new stone cold = new attitude era

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@TheGame2407 If you think it's a new Attitude Era then don't expect it to be better than the Attitude Era back in 1997-2001.

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@TheGame2407 And every eras die. There will be no Attitude Era.

[crazy12345678942]

1:50 push zack ryder

[IDIOTdella]

John Laurinaitis has screwed so much talent and WWE staff out of their jobs just to get where he is in the WWE today that in comparison he makes the Montreal Screwjob seem like a nice day out for a picnic. The guy is the scum of the earth

[lsmartin96]

i am sick of john lauranitis

[fleshnbone187]

lol, the way Cena imitates Johnny Ace is fucking awesome!

[TeslaDRay]

lol most of these fans don't even know punk's song is an an 80's song from living color, awesome.

[dothequack]

what I'm gonna do.... is... basically... Ace don't make me come for you (nigga)

woah woah hunter!

[edgelitafans1]

It's amazing that Cena referenced a WXO promo. WXO; a company that barely went a year (that my dad worked on heavily) and Cena just happens to reference a promo from that company.

Amazing.

[sxfn15]

I hope stone cold comes back and raises hell

[Dim4323]

you will abuse your power as GM if you dont treat the fans well, soon or later WWE hall of famer Stone cold Steve austain will be GM. you John will abuse your power

[TheCJShamelessFTW]

Now that i know John L use to be an awesome wrestler,Im not taking his 'd-bag executive' crap too seriously,cuz i know Trips would wipe the floor with him

[JaSchAirbourne]

Changing the music back and forth was soooo stupid! It makes it look like a horrible movie instead of a wrestling event.

[1Legendsrule]

Noone watch RAW ANYMORE! THis is bullcrap imo.

[Buckeyecat2002]

5;20-John Cena should have been suspended for making fun of John Lauranitis and his tragic medical speech impediment.

[YoungSavageOyy]

yes vince ile get you some more coffee yes vince your shoe looks fine yes vince your built like a greek god XD

[YanksR5]

I heard John Laurinatis is asshole in real life.

[devmanification]

Can someone please give this brown noser his obvious nickname? JOHN LARYNGITIS!

[300n7save222]

John Laurinaitis=Needs Cough Syrup Badley

[337087]

John Lauranitis should be fired =='

[Mrcredibility24]

John Laurinaitis is a bitch and nobody likes him. Hes annoying and not interesting at all.

[starmaverick]

it all makes sense to me now. John Lauranitis is the anonymous Raw GM! It has to be!

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@starmaverick I thought it was Triple H but yeah it does make sense if John Lauranitis is the Anon GM.

[starmaverick]

@MrIncredibleGuy yeah. the raw gm did speak a lot when HHH was feuding with Undertaker leading up to WM27. and now when GM goes quiet Lauranitis turns up. The only other person I think it could be is Kevin Nash but that's unlikely

[Schwarze999]

@MrIncredibleGuy no it doesn't because COO has  the authority to fire a GM, so Johnny Ace is the new COO

[devmanification]

@starmaverick yeah, he has to be the anon Raw GM. I just found out that John Laryngitis was an awesome wrestler at one point

[Buckeyecat2002]

@starmaverick -I am in total agreement. John Lauranitis is a talented WWE corporate aspirant. He hates Jim Ross and vice versa. He took Ross's job. Mr. McMahon depends on him to control his employees and their cost to the WWE stock holders.

[sikokiller12]

John Laurinaitis: "I am the executive vice president of talent relations"

What you want a medal or something? lol

[HarvesterofDeathA7X]

@sikokiller12 Laugh my ass of that was Funny. lol xD

[CVB0Y1003]

If You Dont Got

Get

And If U Dont Get It

FIGURE It Out!!

the best thing cena ever done in his whole career Thumps up

[RRboyLEGOboy]

John Larengytis(i think that's how you spell it) sucks! LOL

[ChaingangHLR10]

i was there

[MultiPring]

05:42 You don't "Boo!" that.

[wwetaylor]

@TizianoCrudeliNo1Fan I was joking, idiot.

[wwetaylor]

@TizianoCrudeliNo1Fan yeah 'bumbass', you don't know anything about 'wreasleing'. LMAO.

[88xoma]

@TizianoCrudeliNo1Fan i don't giva a shit i'm not saying this to show off my spelling bumbass

[88xoma]

Fuck the wwe fans they are fuckin clueless. Cm punk is 1000 times better than cena. Cena is the worst he ruined wreasleing. He is champion like 3 times a year it's so annoying. I use to not mind cena but this is so fuckin retared. I like his mike skills and thats it. He sucks only five your olds like him. Cm punk is the hottest thing in wwe right know!

[MultiPring]

@88xoma You run your fingers all over your keyboard to comment on a WRESTLING video and you can't even spell right.

[88xoma]

@MultiPring dude i do not care do you have a problem with what i think i understand that but i don't care if i misspell something once. You know what if you have a problem with my spelling go fuck yourself.

[MultiPring]

@88xoma Don't you mean "go fcuk yourslef?"

[88xoma]

@MultiPring what? dude you really suck at this smack talk thing. how long did it take you to come up with that one.

[MultiPring]

@88xoma cough WREASELING cough

[88xoma]

@MultiPring dude come on can you really come up with something to actully try to offend me. Are you serious you are boring me. Cough all you want bitch but you not getting to me like that.

[burgerking7472]

Cena is absolute gold in this segment, great to listen to him in the mic without corny jokes

[DJWtheKILLER2010]

cena does a great impersonation of laurinaitis

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

@DJWtheKILLER2010 On how to get a raise?!

[extremist77]

Half these moves in the WWE does not compare to all the great moves in the independant wrestling circuits....or japanese wrestling...even some of the tag team stuff in the independant wrestling are better than the WWE....

[extremist77]

idiot apples4cinnamon obviously hasn't seen wrestling outside of WWE, so he assumes that CM Punk is a crap wrestler, FYI, most of the "Superstars" in WWE have all their original moves cut out because WWE doesn't believe in Superstars with High Potential, they have cut out Daniel Bryan's move "Cattle Mutilation", they have cut out Evan Bourne's move "Cyclorama" and they have cut out Sin Cara's submission move "La Mistica". CM Punk has his own move too, "Pepsi Plunge".

[barley96]

@extremist77 CM Punk doesn't use the Pepsi Plunge because of knee problems.

[ArkoveaHD]

*john laurinaitis voice* " yes vince your built like a greek god"

[TyG2k9]

@ArkoveaHD ROTFLMAO

[Jeamielz2408]

when I first heard the name John Laurinaitis. I miss heard it and thought that John (cena) had some illness called Laurinitis.

[bigpoppapumps09]

he should be called john larengitus due to his voice!

[allforch17]

comment if you knew who john laurinatis is.

[legodude849]

John Laurinaitis reminds me of JFK o_O

[1989ECW]

figure it out:)))

[TheBigGman101]

am I the only one thinking hes trying to steal hunters job

[steckylover1999]

@TheBigGman101 I think he is tooo

[GokzTT]

John Laurinaitis is not the loser everybody thinks he is, John Laurinaitis IS A LEGEND, he was known as Johnny Ace, he's the first man to create the Cutter, which today is known as the RKO, the Crossrhodes, the Diamond Cutter, just saying, RKO wouldn't exist if it wasn't for him.

[Gorrrillla5]

@GokzTT yeah so?...Johnny Ace was one of the worst gimmicks in professional wrestling, ol' Funkman is just plain terrible at everything from top to bottom.

"If you don't get it, figure it out"

and that's all you need to know about Johnny Ace a.k.a John Laurinaitis

[VancouverChokers]

@GokzTT Joe Laurinitis was way better. He was one half of the Legion of Doom.

[guardianshaven]

@VancouverChokers Yeah, but John was part of the DYNAMIC DUDES! C'mon, man , EVERYONE knows the DUDES!

lol jk jk

I can't stand that guy

[MegaMr46]

54% is all the Faces and 46% are Heels and Chicago Residents

[MrRocksfury]

your saying cena has mic skills what mic skills and cena is carried in every match he's in he only wins because the company is pg which cena made it. Cena only wins titles because he kisses the bosses arse and sucks up to him.

so wwe has gone from hogan to stone cold to the rock to brock lesnar to triple h to undertaker to the chavie no ring skill no mic skills john cena the most awful overrated wwe champion ever

[JohnMorrisonFan22]

@MrRocksfury Im not a Cena fan, but come on man, its simple. Vince had kids who were young and had no kid of their own, so they were not trying to target a younger crowd, they wanted the adult crowd, now that Shane and Stephanie have kids, and Vince is a grandfather, he's trying to make it friendly for his grandkids to watch, and all kids love Cena, even Randy Orton's daughter, he said it on Lopez Tonight

[nobcheesy]

he needs to lay off the cigarettes

[gowwe12]

Does John Laurinaitis have throught cancer?

[SnoojaDogg]

@gowwe12 i dont think he has throat cancer. I dont know about throught cancer though.

[mchoxdbs]

i love john cena's impersonation of johnny ace hahaha

[journeymanX]

John Laryngitis???

[Drummer24seven]

@journeymanX

Hey that's my joke haha.

[xxTheRockFanxx]

John Laurinaitis doesn't know how to do his job J.R Did it better than this idiot!

[MrBarber2011]

God I love when cena tells people to shut up.

[Schwarze999]

@MrBarber2011 I like when the fans remind him that he sucks

[MrBarber2011]

@Schwarze999 Does he care? No not really considering he never did anything to them.

[TheWarstomp]

If Cena has a clean win at summerslam, fuck the wwe. If Punk doesn't win at summerslam, fuck the wwe.

[GR390RYC00P3R]

@TheWarstomp oh i promise you punk won't win because del rio is the one taking the belt from cena and cm chump will feud with hhh for the next 4 months blah blah blah who gives a shit

[sorcero12]

@GR390RYC00P3R lol if Punk doesn't win, no one would give a crap about this angle anymore, and wwe would go back to its crappy self. Del Rio's MITB chance was pushed to November, they don't want him involved.

[Knickmet2]

the only bad thing about the ending is the crowd , i never seen such a worse crowd in my life. Creative was finally acknowledging the split in the "Universe" with kids moms and some men rooting for Cena on the other hand real wrestling fans cheering for Punk. with the crowd being dead and playing both sides of the fence it came off stale and boring on tv.

[BoricuaMamii621]

@Knickmet2 the crowd is bipolar

[wtf66611]

Who the heck is John Hepatitius ?

[XxCrazyMan305xX]

am i the only one that thinks john l. looks like jfk

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@XxCrazyMan305xX i actually thought that too no joke

[BoricuaMamii621]

@XxCrazyMan305xX LOL i thought he looked like a grown version of the kid from the sandlot...the old version of the sandlot not the new one

[LilTexas90]

1 dislike? its Mr. Laurinaitis!!

[SamaraiMonster]

from this segment i got 3 things out of it

1. Triple H knows that if Cenas Champion, the WWE ratings and salary goes up

2. They are gettinready to screw more talent bc Ceba is still WWE Champion

and 3. The fans tell it all... WWE take notes

[SamaraiMonster]

Cult of Personality... vs CeNation...

basically saying real athletes that have great mic skills and know when something is unfair

vs. a grip of parents and their kids marching down with Cena

[guardianshaven]

@SamaraiMonster As a group of wise men once told the world:

Like Mussolini, Or Kennedyyyy...

III'm the Cult of Per-son-aaal-ii-ty!

[SamaraiMonster]

i think WWE made a mistake for letting Cena get boosted so far... they have so many penny pinchers and so many "anti bullying campaigns" that WWE is now a freakin playground!!!! they released and set aside some great people bc GLAAD hated how they said a gay slur or said their true feelings..... WWE is BACKWARDS!!!!

[XRAYTECH77]

Thanks for putting this on Youtube. Thunderstorm caused the electricity to go out right while this was happening.

[nflannery59]

this promo leads me to say fuck haters

[chrissyisCanadian]

I am loving this Punk&Cena stuff, they should leave them both champions, the reactions by the crowd was awesome. HHH was funny when Cena wanted to punch John guy.

[mambaregime]

def pro Cena crowd

[kalai131]

i don't believe in those percentages in the beginning of this video, quite FRANKLY I think it was made up by WWE corporate. what i do believe in, is the fan reaction from this video that Cena received and the defeaning ovation Cm Punk received.

Cm Punk got cheers so loud, I could barely even hear the announcers call his name, why base things on hypotheses and fiction, when the FACTS ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND EARS?

[kalai131]

mixed reaction for punk my ass, I saw the live footage of this event filmed by a fan, and the tremendous ovation Cm Punk got was deafening, shoot even on this clip you can hear how loud the ovation for Cm Punk is.

those announcers are full of shit, with the exception of J.R. who always calls it down the line, and supports talent>politics all the time.

[Custom3DSMiis]

54% women and kids 46% teenage boys and adult males

[JRSanchez93]

@Custom3DSMiis I Think It Was Rigged. I Mean 54% For Cena And His College Number Was 54. 

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@JRSanchez93 coincidence?

[JRSanchez93]

@MrIncredibleGuy I Think NOT.

[jhall024]

@Custom3DSMiis Or....rigged results

[GR390RYC00P3R]

@Custom3DSMiis don't forget 89% cm punk bandwagoners 11% people that think miz can wrestle

[apples4cinnamon]

@Custom3DSMiis No when you leave a promotion as champion you are no longer champion. You can't come back and still be champion. John Cena is the champ again. 54% Scholars 46% Idiots

[sorcero12]

@apples4cinnamon You must be a dumbass. Like a HUGE DUMBASS. Punk never left the promotion. He REALLY signed a new contract 2 days before MITB, which gave WWE Creative enough reason to let Punk win at MITB. Only kids adore Cena. So that 54% was the small children as of yourself that adore their superhero so much. The 46% were real wrestling fans that hit puberty, but were idiots to even vote. How can they compete with an army of kids?

[apples4cinnamon]

@sorcero12 You don't even like Punk. You just like that he's against Cena. And how old were you when the attitude era started? Like 6. so shut the up hypocrite. You get mad when little kids watch it but you were a little kid who watched it. Grow up. It's over. Besides you don't even honestly truely know why you don't like Cena. You just jump on bandwagons. I also don't care enough about Punk to look him up. But you suck his dick like his minion and look him up all the time. So go fuck yourself.

[sorcero12]

@apples4cinnamon That was a horrid reply. But I'll start in the beginning. I don't like Cena? By that I meant his on screen superhero character. It single handily destroyed the WWE. It turned into a kids show, even with a PG rating, and who's the face of PG? Mr. John Cena! I've been a fan of Punk since his ROH days, and when he cut that epic worked shoot, I knew finally WWE would pay a attention to him. Kids as of yourself can watch as much as you want, but you're all dumbasses who cheer Cena.

[apples4cinnamon]

@sorcero12 If i'm a kid Mr. Dumbass then why are you arguing with a kid. You don't even really like Punk. You call Cena overrated but CM fuck is overrated. He's not even good. Cena actually does have good in ring skills and mic skills. You don't even know what wrestling is if you think that cow shit thing CM Chump does is wrestling. Cena just does his job. He doesn't write his own story lines. But you failed to notice because you're 4 years old. Now go back to acting tough you asshole.

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@apples4cinnamon your hero lost at MITB. jokes on you buddy.

[apples4cinnamon]

@MrIncredibleGuy He's not my hero but if your lover CM Chump lost you would go straight to killing yourself.

[MrRocksfury]

@apples4cinnamon watch punk carry cena through out the whole match at summerslam and cena has no ring skills he does 5 moves and his mic skills are awful daniel bryan has more mic skills than cena

[apples4cinnamon]

@MrRocksfury Oh my lord the unoriginal 5 moves of doom! Punk hasn't ever carried a match in his career. He has in ring skills and compared too CM assmunch he's wrestling god. His mic skills are great. He talks more than Bryan. Just because he doesn't go out there and start spewing shit fuck ass bitch and all types of shit doesn't mean he has bad mic skills which is not wrestling at all. He has better mic skills than you, your boyfriend Punk, and your baby.

[legodude849]

@Custom3DSMiis so true bro lol i took my own little poll at home. mom, little bro, and sisters said cena, me, my dad, and my cousin said Punk

[nightmaredust911]

@Custom3DSMiis john cena is legand and everyone knows it! name someone better than him! nobody!

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@nightmaredust911 the rock, cm punk ,brock lesnar, undertaker, triple h, kane, stone cold, edge, and hulk hogan all say hi.

[nightmaredust911]

@MrIncredibleGuy i dont even know who those guys are

[MrIncredibleGuy]

@nightmaredust911 little jimmy!

[FluffMaster101]

@Custom3DSMiis Walk with me on this. 54% percent of the kids look up to Cena and among the women, the women wish they could (bleep) him in bed. The 46% Teenage boys and Adult males are jealous cause their younger brothers and kids look up to Cena instead of the Attitude Era, and they girls are jealous cause they rather be with Cena than with them. There, I just became the most hated guy on YouTube because of that comment.

[WOWTIMENOW]

@FluffMaster101 nice one. lol



[TeslaDRay]

@FluffMaster101

no i just can't stand him because of the rap gimmick.

[coreywwe2008]

@FluffMaster101 your right though

[kidkash23]

@FluffMaster101 no u did not i totally agree with you on that statement

[FluffMaster101]

@kidkash23 A Georgia Force fan. Uber Awesome.

[randomperson742]

LMFAO

triple h is like ' I don't have a problem with that.....

[Frizz90]

YOU'RE OUT OF LINE!

[AnimalLover1977]

WOW THIS STUFF WRITES ITSELF. Reminds me of Ultimate Warrior V.S Hogan title for title. Thats right its been done before. But intercontinential v.s WWF belt. And one other difference. Hogan V.S Warrior was worth watching. Cena and Punk will be a potty break for me.

[TitusF2]

Lmao 10:15

[kyuii]

push zack ryder rofl