No.You got the beggining wrong.They try to run away from Mario.Peach,Luigi and toad.And that's what the game is all about.You have to help Mario keep up with them or Luigi will fuck Peach and toad will upload it on youp0rn.XD
The revolutionary war is definitely not common knowledge to American kids. American schools aren't set up to teach knowledge that students will retain for the exception of elementary school.
Mario Teaches TYPING?!?! Now I've seen everything. And who on that production team decided that the music was actually marketable? I hope they got fired! And the turtles? Really? They couldn't do better than that?
'He is known as the "Father" of our country.' So this game naturally assumes everyone who plays this game is American? I mean, why couldn't they just put the "Father" of America?
At 0:35, I was like, come on, say Lost Vikings...... aw, come on that game was great. I just found out that Interplay made this. INTERPLAY of all companies!
Have you played the Lost Vikings? That gam is awesome!
PS: If you have played it, then how could you not know Interplay made it? Their logo is shown when you start the game up for every Lost Vikings game, excluding the GBA port of the first game (which, in my opinion, wasn't very good compared to the original, especially the Genesis version.)
techneon that was some of the funniest commentary ive heard in a long time. and you'd be surprised how little americans actually know about the revolutionary war.
Too bad his dentures were not made of wood. They were made of other peoples' teeth and animal teeth. :D
Kerenzie 5 days ago
Oh, Best videogame soundtrack eveeer: Bleeeb beeb bebb eeeeeeeb beeb TRUUUGGGRR beeb buub rrrrrrrrbbbeeeb ^^
Roxsor 1 month ago
4:36 that was the boss theme from SMW
shaymin2348 2 months ago
Lets plays have nice language! Take it off!!!!
TheRealHedgehogSonic 2 months ago
That little bonus hitting the bracket made the most excited little kid ever when I hit it in time.
thisisntagoodname 3 months ago
This game had me laughing.
mechamind90 4 months ago
Your voice is like Great Teacher Onizuka. Haha
JimmyLearnToDance 5 months ago
Played this as a game, but did not teach me how to type - for that, I owe Mavis Beacon XD
Shiek927 6 months ago
No.You got the beggining wrong.They try to run away from Mario.Peach,Luigi and toad.And that's what the game is all about.You have to help Mario keep up with them or Luigi will fuck Peach and toad will upload it on youp0rn.XD
flamesdemon19 9 months ago
YOUR country! My country's neibour.
jruler93 10 months ago
didn't interplay make superman64?
SuperFireM 11 months ago
3:52 Techneon has discovered the game's secret to helping you type well! They did the music that way on purpose!
PhazonOmega 1 year ago
haha my rateo wpm is 67
alessandroguio1993 1 year ago
the music in stage 3 is from Super Mario World, the castle music
Also, the title screen and first stage music are SMW title screen
wariolandgoldpiramid 1 year ago
hahaha... you sounds like mario
thescaryscreamers 1 year ago
come on just do it fool
fuck you son
ryanc519 1 year ago
The revolutionary war is definitely not common knowledge to American kids. American schools aren't set up to teach knowledge that students will retain for the exception of elementary school.
jawfuj 1 year ago
Mario 2 & 3 did indeed have quick sand.
oh and BTW.
Your a funny guy...
Tomsthumb 1 year ago
@Tomsthumb .... oh yeah, whoops
TechneonX 1 year ago
The sun's face looks... Orgasmic.
SuperLuigi93 1 year ago
Mario Teaches TYPING?!?! Now I've seen everything. And who on that production team decided that the music was actually marketable? I hope they got fired! And the turtles? Really? They couldn't do better than that?
yourutsuki 1 year ago
The one on my mac worked ok with the sound.
CapnConnors 1 year ago
man this guy sucks at typeing sorry bra but im like rly fast i put this whole coment in 5 sec :D
TheAXELgroup 1 year ago
@TheAXELgroup
You also misspelled stuff and didn't use proper punctuation. Well done!
SovanJedi 1 year ago
LOL this is absoutely terriable..
Neonophobic 1 year ago
Uhm. There is quicksand in Mario. Think Mario 3 chap!
banasrab 1 year ago
hey!..heres a tip to get it to sound much better first run SETUP.exe
and move down to sound blaster pro ore sound blaster just and press SPACEBAR
to get the selected soundcard to work in dosbox...and then run the game and you will have sound and voice
nicolaj0154 1 year ago
c'è 1 pò di messaggi subliminali...02:00
CarmetallerBudry 1 year ago
10:02 That's Bowser's theme in Super Mario World.
super58173 1 year ago
everyone loves to bite off of AVGN......u SUCK hahhaa
kayin4o8 1 year ago
I believe you will become a great typist one day.
RedDeathX7 2 years ago
actually it's not common history and i don't agree with some of the things the american conlonials did... they were mean!
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 2 years ago
INTERPLAY MADE FALLOUT!!!! lol just makin a point
Klooper66Productions 2 years ago
"this is a fucking history lesson" hahah
jakealizer99 2 years ago
Oh boy, American History's lessons.
btw he did not have wood dentures. He had ivory ones. For some reason there are several pointless rumors about George Washington that people believe.
jman3267 2 years ago
how the hell do you get the dang mario head to show up
i want him for my first youtube poop
bangbot64 2 years ago
if you mean the sad face mario, just don't type anything when you start
TechneonX 2 years ago
no he means when mario says like "can i sing a song for u?" or weeeeeeeeeeeee.
mastermario09 2 years ago
@TechneonX He means the Mario Head from MTT2.
ShadooTheHedgehog 1 year ago
Can you please answer on this? : Can you put the mario head on mario teaches typing?
evan06kirk 2 years ago
The sun remembers me to the game taboo O_o
erpollo15 2 years ago
'He is known as the "Father" of our country.' So this game naturally assumes everyone who plays this game is American? I mean, why couldn't they just put the "Father" of America?
Great video!
MMeteorMan 2 years ago
oops, allow me to grammar nazi myself.
ITS MAKE NOT MADE N00B IF YOU SAY DIDNT YOU SAY MADE IDIOT LOLZ.
TheEranster 2 years ago
didnt blizzard made lost vikings?
TheEranster 2 years ago
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why are you such a slow ass typer are you a fatass white boy rofl
dielol4 2 years ago
we have that pc game at my scool
jayjay89568956 2 years ago
It was torcher listening to that crap music.
that looks so boring. however marios head is good for YTPs.
09anthonyG 2 years ago
I love your commentary
djguapo 2 years ago
At 0:35, I was like, come on, say Lost Vikings...... aw, come on that game was great. I just found out that Interplay made this. INTERPLAY of all companies!
mariofan2468 2 years ago
Oh, you did say Lost Vikings at the end. lol
mariofan2468 2 years ago
what's sad is that I had to look up Wikipedia to check what other games Interplay did, had no idea they did Lost Vikings
TechneonX 2 years ago
Have you played the Lost Vikings? That gam is awesome!
PS: If you have played it, then how could you not know Interplay made it? Their logo is shown when you start the game up for every Lost Vikings game, excluding the GBA port of the first game (which, in my opinion, wasn't very good compared to the original, especially the Genesis version.)
mariofan2468 2 years ago
my school has that game
ASLATER2008 2 years ago 9
50 errors in the castle xD
Sodorii 2 years ago
*in mairo voice*You're going to be a great typist one day.
Iamzim9 2 years ago
i rather play mavis beacons 7 mini games than this
guiltyky300 2 years ago
4:30 they start playing the Daft Punk Aerodymanic solo. WTF?
troysson81 3 years ago
haha, very well picked
TechneonX 3 years ago
i thought it went: Punch the key! Punch the key!
DanRules89 3 years ago
techneon that was some of the funniest commentary ive heard in a long time. and you'd be surprised how little americans actually know about the revolutionary war.
darthhanger 3 years ago 3
Ha. 8:28
RockEsper 3 years ago
there is a sequl also on pc
Kaythekiller1 3 years ago
Oh god, your commentary, haha. I can't get enough of it, it's great... "Why does Mario look like I just told him the cancer's inoperable?" Hahah!
Crysinth 3 years ago
Interplay? They made some really bad Game Boy adaptations of board games. I beat the Chess AI on the highest skill level in like 5 turns.
Anyways, what the heck were they thinking, making a typing game?! Typing isn't rocket science, Interplay!
Ephraim225 3 years ago
cool vid
Kaythekiller1 3 years ago
LOL
jek19801980 3 years ago
Great vid.
HIW 3 years ago