Skyrim - The One About The Lusty Argonian Maid

[abdamit]

my little friend said: "HELL NO !!!"

[SergStalc]

Found the book and kept it :}

[Kravrathian]

*Notices random Dragonage video in the list*

Huh...

[Werewolfsfate]

one handed increased to 37

[deathmetalguitaristx]

do you think argonians have scaly vaginas.... cuz if so i can imagine that that bro had an issue with chaffing XD

[inseriousam]

O_o wth o_O

[JustAverage16]

I would bang her.....but I'm worried that I would cut myself on those scales.

[GoGo152466]

in oblivion azura was a good one and in skyrim a demora?

[YoshiRancher]

@GoGo152466 Azura is still a daedric prince. However, unlike a good portion of the other princes, Azura is not evil by nature. Nothing seems to have changed b/w skyrim and oblivion.

[TheMarinePlanet]

@YoshiRancher Meridia is "good" aswell.

[991Weeman]

We all know and love The Lusty Argonian Maid

[iLimeBomb]

"Your loaf is to big to fit in my oven" - The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol.II

[MrJipper29]

...... My penis is confused. I need to go lay down.

[liptongurl06]

@MrJipper29 I would totally like your comment if youtube would let me



[nicom1997able]

KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!! :O

[BasicEvil18]

Suddenly, Argonians aren't that ugly...

[Urban202]

win for you!

[TheSporeFilms]

*Oblivion

[TheSporeFilms]

It's funny how "The Lusty Argonian Maid" was actually a book in Oblivian...

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

Not this part of Youtube again...

[tpauluchs]

I was kinda hoping that they'd put the next act in Skyrim...

[andyrclark]

@tpauluchs Its in there allright. This time he bakes a cake in her oven.

[tpauluchs]

@andyrclark Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[greenraider9]

ctfu



[AngelicSquid]

she used to be a virgin until I took an arrow to her vagina

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@AngelicSquid lol.

you're a virgin i'm sure

[Dinos86Senior]

@AngelicSquid

You took an arrow to her vagina?

WHAT?

[itsraininglool]

there's actually a book in skyrim called the lusty argonian made google it its hilarious

[DawnOfTheLastDay]

@itsraininglool oh god, i just read that, its sooo weird....

[Boombastic1992]

shaggys a boss!!

[SameltonZWorld]

Hahahahaha that's a book in the game, or in oblivion ^_^

[Spriteschaff]

wtf u kidding thatzzz not how argonian bitchessss look a like!!^^

[CoN0R115]

I remember there was one argonian in a town just south of new sheoth in the shivering isles with gargantuan tits.

[ntwilson312]

i dont think i like this boner im going to have nightmares now well she did have really big breast so i would hit on that

[MechaKhoondaRvB]

lol people need to calm down.  Fact of the matter is a female argonian in a sexy maid outfit posing to "Hey sexy lady" by Shaggy is FUNNY AS HELL lighten up and just enjoy it

[ilusao1111]

I've got the weirdest boner right now...

[TargouniusKILLER]

i understand male argonians are fucking cool and epic but i dont see the ''cool'' part in a woman argonian, no offense to girls or no offense intended

[CpsLock3]

@TargouniusKILLER Are you kidding me?! they are ripp off touriens from mass effect 2 their voices even sound the same.

[Satsaru]

@CpsLock3 except morrowind/oblivion came out first....

[CpsLock3]

@Satsaru Did i forget to mention i was only taking about the argonians from skyrim.

[TheKenert]

@CpsLock3

Argonians in the Skyrim are 100% based off Argonians in Oblivion, which are based off Argonians in Morrowind. You can't simply say "Argonians in Skyrim are based off *insert something* and not the other Argonians."

[TargouniusKILLER]

@CpsLock3 idiot

[CpsLock3]

@TargouniusKILLER Toidi

[Satsaru]

@CpsLock3 That's fuckin' smart, bro.

[mrmaggot6699]

Show me that cloaca, baby!

[GrandvisionStudio]

I am the 13,337 viewer. My life is complete.

[MrBratkenSolov]

argonian females don't have nipples T_T i checked

[Anime9vampiress]

Oblivion flashback?

[snaicli]

I'd hit that :/

[GundamDeathScythe11]

Ah shit, i think one of her scales cut ma dick

[d35tr0ya]

Atleast she didn't take an arrow to the knee...

[CornAndKorn]

I have the weirdest boner.

[darkdoom450]

@CornAndKorn is it in the shape of a "Q"

[mattinez17]

in the game they have a book called the lusty argonian maid ive only found v.1



[ghostkid14]

@mattinez17 Volume two is in the Honningbrew Meadery This one is about bread and kneading.

[vandbbala]

@mattinez17 Go to Haelga's Bunkhouse in Riften. Behind the counter is a bedroom with an end table next to it. Search the end table to find both volumes.

[JXAChambers]

Just wait and see what people make when they can get ahold of the creation engine.

[DowntownBoyz17]

@Killtech15 I wouldn't...could u imagine a scaly pussy? That's just gross bro. I would hit a Redgaurd girl though. Haha

[SuperSafiero]

I find it disturbing that i dont think this is disturbing

[Matak12]

Oblivion...

[Stroocker]

>_<

[Load0Sheep]

i see i'm not the only one who visited rule 34 lately.....

[goldiesguy82]

Give me some histskin baby!

[XxnamcoxcapcomxX]

O_o........ :D

[WatchingShadows]

...At least she's less likely to catch any diseases...

[argf45y4g]

@WatchingShadows 50% Resistant to aids.

[MrLegoking97]

@WatchingShadows '___'........XD!!!!

[zhe90]

@WatchingShadows ahahhhhhahah aaa

[RandomRobot1]

2/10 wouldn't bang

[zoriyatsu]

one question where are the whole series of that boook!

[Dewani90]

@zoriyatsu gah haha, you can find the whole series as a mod (bethesda only wrote one, modders had to write the rest), also if you playing claudia little secret and sexy maid of chorrol you may get to met lifts-her-tail in the valhalla fortress of the lust daedra goddess, i even did something only a fan would do, took a pic of her :3, i wanna be as lusty as her someday...nah, maybe later, today i'm going on a killin spree dark brotherhood style

[SporeFreak2010]

No homo or noth'in but that's just not cool

[gwarriortje]

@SporeFreak2010 ARGONIAN HATER!!

[SporeFreak2010]

@gwarriortje WHAT i like argonians i just think that's a little... weird

[Killtech15]

Who's anyone kidding here? We play skyrim all day we know that we'd all hit that!

[Ewiryh]

@Killtech15

If it was a male argonian, then sure!

[ToxicAngelification]

@Killtech15 I wouldn't.

[taitai907]

@Killtech15 That is sad...but true. I would.

[BARACUDAVICTORY]

@Killtech15 LMFAO!

[Hirschmann12]

@link000000 I wouldn't chance it, have you seen Argonian teeth? It would be like getting sucked off by a cheese grater with lips.

[TheOfficialiKON]

@Hirschmann12 Doesn't matter, had sex.

[NAZEAM123]

@Hirschmann12 LOL

[bj12310]

ill beat that lizard ass

[Lookbot]

-3-

[hp0wn3r2]

@link000000 yeah.. except you wouldnt have a head afterwords!

[Sobaki1]

FUS RO DAH!

[WafflezDay]

One mans trash is another mans... furry. If that even makes sense.

[zombieguy224]

why does this turn me on...?

[FlamingAtheist]

hmmmmm........ id hit it

[link000000]

I bet she gives killer head...

[thechopperguyx]

wtf