Women Are A Huge Pain In The Ass

[JohnnyMarsBar]

yo if you have 900 wieners you could use em as an AA gun

[illustriouschin]

"Hey baby, have you ever gone crowd surfing at a concert?"

"No because I don't want to get groped by hundreds of weirdos."

"So, do you want to go crowd surfing on my sea of weiners?"

"No thanks."

"But baby, if we do it by the Hoover Damn it would be so heroic!"

"Oh, ok then."

[KevinLieber]

@illustriouschin That is how most first dates go