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  • where are these whining fucks now that Obama has sold them out to the banks?-oh, that's right, he's "cool".

  • Patton Oswalt is O.K. I liked him as Spence on The King of Queens. His stand-up is his thoughts. Why doesn't he run for office or come up with something new. Still trying to get something from George Bush.That has played out two years ago at least and I apologize if his video is older than that. You are better n' that!

  • @jimbamboozled If you think patton should be president, then ozzy ozbourne should be the secretary of the treasury or whatever its called

    "OZZY WHAT HAPPEN TO ALL THE GOLD?!"

    "I BOUGHT ALL THE WEED IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!"

  • It's punk rock to like George Bush. Fuck you, George Bush is awesome.

  • "Like suddenly, he's the Velvet Underground..." Priceless

  • Now we need Patton Oswalt on Obama

  • @Redeye1524 Or Bohener.

  • @seans63lemansSD doesn't matter at this point, they're all playin for the same team

  • entertainers, standup comics, musicians, songwriters, poets, movie makers, actors- art comes from humanity and realness, money lusting republicans don't posses such things. Being shamelessly greedy is not ideology. If the current GOP had it there way the minimum wage would be F**k You. Ignorance, Racism in a suite. GOP

  • AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA IS A CONTINENT.. THE COUNTRY IS THE UNITED STATES OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFF AMERICA.. MEANING THAT THE UNITED STATES IS ON THE AMERICAN CONTINENT... AMERICA RUNS FROM TIERRA DEL FUEGO, CHILE ALL THE WAY TO THE ISLAND OF KISKA.. STOP WITH THE MONOPOLIZATION OF THE AMERICA .. "AMERICANS" BECAUSE EACH TIME YOU CALL YOURSELVES THAT IT SOUNDS IGNORANT AND ARROGANT,, IT WOULD BE LIKE THE FRENCH SAYING THEY WERE THE ONLY EARTHLINGS..

  • @communistjesus Being a part of the American Continent, I have every right to call myself an American. Just like a person from China can claim to be Asian, and a Swede can claim to be European, I am an American.

    And just because a Chilean does not call him/herself American, does not mean my doing so is wrong. So they prefer to be called something else. More power to them. I like to be called American. That's my choice - something that America affords to me.

  • Excuse me but he Rocks!

  • 7 people are Creed fans

  • It's upsetting not many comedians make fun of Obama currently, he has identical policies as Bush.

  • @reapfreak You think people hated and made fun of Bush for his policies? That's one of the last subject people make fun of.

  • @reapfreak u my friend are a republican

  • @gman3440 Not even a small bit.

  • tough crowd

  • The song Never Die by Creed is better than Bush.

    Their only good song though. .:P

  • Add some more annotations, I can still see a small part of the video

  • @brydon189

    You can switch annotations off.

  • @scottsvilleguy10 He got "elected" by cheating twice (2000/Florida ,and 2004 Michael O' Connel/Ohio). Playing to the bible belt of America with religion, raising the terror threat in New York before election time, and the fact that he ran against Kerry a former Vietnam vet who the commercials made him look unpatriotic and Bush who was doing Coke and drinking during the war in which he dodged looked like the patriot.

  • I knew after this someone was going to make a pretentious anti conservative remark. Or dozens. I am in no way conservative but jesus, fuck the political commentary after watching a standup routine. Yeah whatever, this is "political commentary" but who the fuck cares.I get it, you hate neo cons and conservatives your better than the ignorant masses.And i get it that you believe in conservative morals and everyone else is a hippie commy pussy douche, whatever, your both two sides to the same coin.

  • This audience sucks so bad.

  • @DrinkSkateSleep all purple onion audiences seem to, i think it's just the acoustics of the place. you can't pick up on the extra laughter

  • Excuse me he does rock...He has more balls than these Goofy Libs.

  • haha the Creed fans thing is so good

  • Donkeydicks!

  • WTF, who dislikes Patton Oswalt??

  • lol comparing Bush to the Velvet Underground

  • its like he knew that Battelfield Earth would be awarded Razzie for the worst movie of the decade in 2010. This achievement would then be followed by the original screenwriter accepting the award and agreeing that it was a piece of shit and not even close to what he originally had written. i now consider Patton to be a prophet of sorts.

  • this audience sucks lol

  • It's not frustrating at all. I don't particularly like bush, but I don't spend all day "talking bad about bush" because that is the only thing you can talk about to relate to the other shit bags like yourself. Point is, being in that power and position, you would have no better idea of what to do either. I would have to give up half of my brain and both of my balls to think on the same level as you. So that, my friend, is why hearing people talking bad about bush is very heartening.

  • @apocalypso420 Being a moron must have its advantages and perks. Discounts to museums or something. Zoos perhaps? I´m not even going to mention your balls, they´re probably still waiting to drop. Amazing that some still stand up defending Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest, while they´re directly responsible for thousands of people DEAD. What a sign of courage and character it is to snuff out tottlers! "Collateral damage, in the name of freedom", of course, like Fox news sees it.

  • @2008IQ wow... your a real douchebag, I hate people like you who dont even care about a canidates platform, you just care about if they are left wing or right wing. It is people like you who make it really hard to get work done in congress.

  • @SteveTheVahn at least he is funny you are just boring... "hard to get work done in congress"

  • @pabelster Does it look like I was trying to be fucking funny? No. You are rediculous

  • @SteveTheVahn "hard to get work done in congress" you bitter tight asshole.

  • @pabelster It took us fucking 6 months to get a healthcare bill passed.I did not like about half of what the healthcare bill was saying but about half of it I completely for. It took fucking 6 months to pass due to the fact that the republicans are only going to vote the conservative approach and the democrats were only going to vote the liberal approach. You think I am making this up. I am even starting to get really sick of my own party due to the fact that we are also extremely biased.

  • @SteveTheVahn finally now , youre being funny, its the goverment. we shouldnt trust any party. nor goverment

  • @SteveTheVahn the thing with comedians is that theyre already feel dissapointed and try to view it from the funny side. Every goverment is dissapointing.

  • @pabelster i dont get what angle you are trying to go at now. that was what 2008IQ started at. He started by taking the comedians approach and turning it political. I mean I love comedy more than anything and I get that comedians make fun of presidents, and due to the fact that bush is really easy to make fun of. He is a big target. But when people like 2008IQ go and turn it political and personal i get pissed off beyond belief

  • @SteveTheVahn The point is "why you get pissed by anything?", as if anything political should be taken seriously. That means you deserve your own frustration, I think 2008IQ is just another comedian. Good for him!

  • lmao, Bush is like Battlefield Earth! That's awesome!

  • Oswalt actually got booed really hard when he made a Bush joke back in like 2002. I think he was in Pittsburgh or something.

  • Bush is like Battefield Earth. Genius. LOL.

  • hahahahhahaha the velvet underground... one of the few stand up clips that made me laugh out loud.

  • their like creed fans lmao

  • Adolf Hitler makes Pat Buchanan look like Adolf Hitler ( I am being hyperbolic)

  • Is it just me or does it sound like he is channeling Eddie Izzard when he immitates the creed fan?

  • lol fox jesus and god. the losing team.

  • My girlfriend's just like that...not about Bush, about Creed.

  • It must be frustrating for right-wingers and neo-cons in America to realize the vast majority of entertainers, standup comics, musicians, songwriters, poets, moviemakers, actors and other artists hate Bush and everything he and his people stand for. But right-wingers should not worry. At least they have God, Jesus Christ and Fox News on their side! Jesus Christ probably is not a Liberal "treehugger", but a right-winger neo-conservative. A registered Republican ready to go to war for oil.

  • @2008IQ

    I agreed with everything you said, except about Jesus. According to the Bible, Jesus was a brown (NOT white, dammit), peace-loving, tree-hugging, open-minded, "Socialist", "Commy", Liberal who practiced loving thy neigbor and turning the other cheek. He was a martyr and the rebel of his time. According to the Bible, Jesus was possibly the most Liberal man to ever live. Christians today have twisted his teachings to fit their own sick beliefs. Jesus would hate today's Christians.

  • @adelsaint I agree, man! Dont get it wrong. What I said about Jesus probably NOT being a liberal treehugger but a neo-con and a registered Republican I meant to be sarcastic! Jesus WOULD hate today´s hypocrites. People that claim to be "talking to him" (especially people like Bush and many like him) are jokes. At least they WOULD be, if they werent so dangerous.

  • @2008IQ

    Alright, man, I gotcha!

  • @2008IQ WOW, Sorry I gasped at your stupidity, Fox News?!?!? And you're assumign GOD (if he exists-.-) IS ON the Republican side!??!?!? You, my friend, are insane

  • @RioNok Fuck kiddo!!!!! You must be hilarious to have around in parties! People that dont get jokes or sarcasm are the best. YOU make ME gasp!!! A BIIIIIIG wow!!

  • @2008IQ Sarcasm is not EASILY transmitted from the mind to the paper, and obviously you did not do a good job of that transfer because I guess enough republicans are insane enough to assume all of that...

  • @RioNok You might be right. I´m beginning to think I should stop assuming my sarcasm is so obvious that people are automatically gonna "get it". I agree about insane republicans. And I´m agnostic, at best, not sure about God at all. But if he ever walked the Earth, Jesus must´ve been Mexican. His name is a dead giveaway.

  • @2008IQ It's not frustrating at all. I don't particularly like bush, but I don't spend all day "talking bad about bush" because that is the only thing you can talk about to relate to the other shit bags like yourself. Point is, being in that power and position, you would have no better idea of what to do either. I would have to give up half of my brain and both of my balls to think on the same level as you. So that, my friend, is why hearing people talking bad about bush is very heartening.

  • @2008IQ You're so fucking stupid its unbelievable,

  • @2008IQ

    It must be frustrating for left-wingers to think that Obama was gonna change shit but only fuck it up more and get us deeper into the war. Hows his change workin for ya? I found myself on the street asking for it.

  • @2008IQ Obama is doing a lot better isn't he? Can't wait for people to start making jokes about him. Because its so funny that he tripled the national debt. HAHAHA........

  • @2008IQ oh yeah, It must be frustrating for left wingers to have America realize that Obama is a shitty president. There already books about what Obama did wrong in his presidency, and he is not even 1 term through. Congrats on voting for someone who only had 2 years of actual political experience.

  • @SteveTheVahn I´m not a left winger. Not American either. Just hate people like Bush and people like him. Republicans in the US seem pretty messed up in the head. Voting for these guys you have, right or left wing, is YOUR problem. Obama is not a poster on my wall. I´d much rather have a beer with him than Bush though.

  • @2008IQ The Vast Majority of the Hollywood Elite do hate Bush, but these are the same people that love taxes and unions and regulation sooo much that they dont even film movies in California or New York anymore because of...yes, taxes, unions and regulations. The go to more financially viable places. Its kinda funny how they are anti-gun too, but make their bones playing bad-ass dudes that shoot commies..LM-MF-AO!

  • @2008IQ Conservapedia was editing the bible to restore it to its original, neoconservative values. These people are fucking unbelievable.

  • @2008IQ Go away

  • @2008IQ

    Snip-snap! XD

  • @2008IQ jesus christ was a fucking faggot jew nigger kike bitch.

  • Pat Buchanan makes Bush look like Elton John.

  • GWB is the MOST profoundly, idiotic leader we've ever had.

    Rapture-wrong is evident by their allegiance to a knuckle-dragging numbskull!

  • Are you serious or are you being sarcastic? I believe the United States of America was the first country to implement the separation of church & state, amongst many other secular values. In 1776 these were revolutionary ideas which flew right in the face of christian traditions and governments from the Old World...

  • A kind suggestion would be for you to actually study the founding fathers and the constitution/bill of rights/etc. Most of the founding fathers were either indifferent about christianity...or they thought it was nonsense.

    The truth is out there if you're willing to take the "Red Pill"

    Bless this nation because it's not and never was a christian country.

  • hahalol. I'm pretty sure this guy is not being serious. Go to his page and watch his videos. It's sarcasm, but pretty fucking sutble. They comment on stuff most bible-thumpers would't know 2 shits about... I mean c'mon, what Jesus zealot would watch Patton's videos.

    ...ok, inbetween my last paragraph and now, I've googles more of rapture's stuff and they're either the most ridiculous christian org. ever or very dedicated pranksters that aren't very funny...just causers of confusion.

  • he's out! finally gone!! did you see his exit speech, he tried to make up for 8 years of crappy leadership and just MADE HIMSELF LOOK SO MUCH WORSE haha, one of the worst public speeches by a president ever and i have it on tape, picture perfect. " im sorry, that sucked donkey dicks!!!!"

  • 5 stars for the Battlefield Earth reference.

  • I had a Creed shirt once... I thought they had cool riffs I didn't know, I DIDN'T KNOW!

  • Dude its, ok.

    It's ok.

    We were all confused at one time or another.

  • how could someone so obviously homosexual as your youtube page suggests be a Bush defender?

    i usually attribute a higher sense intelligence to the gays.

  • either that, or you're just cruising for a piece of ass. thanks for visiting my page though...

    i'm sure YOUR presence there gayed it up even further, hell, even took it up to Elton John status.

  • no he just liked the eighties...which sorta makes him like semi gay

  • Guys, listen. Are we really gonna act like fascists towards the Republicans and Bush supporters. This guy's not trying to insult us, he's simply expressing his views. Are we Democrats really going to sink to this type of level of behavior?

  • No, Patton Oswalt. The words "The Velvet Underground" and "Bush" should not be that close together. No.

  • El fantastico for sure. Donkey dicks, lol.

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