A Series of the Worst Nicknames Ever

[1edzeppelin]

if Swaim takes up all these offers of sex then we're fucked, but more importantly...he's fucked.

[QuetzalElla]

is DOB really that short or is swaim a giant?

[princesstamika]

@QuetzalElla Swaim is like 6'4". 

[ShnookShnooks]

In a swamp of Swaim love, though much deserved and happily given..even though it's late and nobody will read this, so much love for DOB

[AutumnDevi]

2:19. Top left corner. A foreshadowing of the series finale?

[Joci445]

TIMIDSAURUS REX!

[2dark2bDzired]

bluh, so tired of everyone going on and on with all this testicle-licking praise of Swaim. yes, sure, he's awesome, i'm not saying otherwise, it's just that DOB needs more love and appreciation!

i mean COME ON guys, Dan has that more subtle, self-deprecating, sardonic sort of humor and still pulls off looking adorable. in my book, that makes him the #1 most bangable guy on the web...

[FulgoreSama]

@2dark2bDzired I find your rant pointless.and unnecessary.

[2dark2bDzired]

@FulgoreSama

aren't all comments on youtube pointless and unnecessary?

good job on noticing that, bro.

[xnixor]

I vote for Pussy

[nintendodude200]

11 people got nicknamed moistbottoms

[jonasbacklund]

"i don't even drink!" "ok, so pussy"

[mrhobolama]

they have the best emotions on the opening title!!~

[juffan]

I liked moist bottom

[sdotbell]

"Hey guys T-Bone" ... "that's your given, birth, Christian name?"...." yup Thelonius Bone" .. "THAT'S EVEN cooler than T-Bone!" lmao

[GravityIsOptional]

Man, where's the love for DOB? I love Swaim but they're both equally hilarious and charming in their own ways.

[angelinamz]

Who could he possibly be discussing the care bears with on the phone?

[AutumnDevi]

@angelinamz Is it bad that I imagine its the Nostalgia Critic on the other end of the phone?

NC: "Well if you were to include the Care Bear Cousins, who if you'll consider the movies WERE in fact canon--

DOB: "Bad credit card."

NC: "FFFFFUUUUU--"

[TheZmage]

Braveheart Lion was the shit.

[nocturnezero]

Haha. Dan was using the handicapped stall. We've all done that.

[lolPantsProductions]

My favourite part.

"Something with alcohol..."

"I don't even drink..."

"Oh... Then, Pussy!"

[GooGooGajoob67]

"Little...tiny...pants. Like a BABY'S pants."

Funny line, but the delivery really punts it over the edge into hilarity.

[drummeruptheirons]

DOB is only 24...this knowledge must be spread. I thought he was like 30

[Iagreetothethermsof]

"Like, your birth born baby christian name?" Ha.

[LibPornQuig]

"Hey, what do you think of the n-word, because I was thinking..."

[Boolglunk]

"That's even cooler than T-Bone!"

Such a shame. Turned out to be such a jerk too....

[Kicks42]

Snifter

[princessofportk]

Dan looks like a midget at 1:41

[zittagott]

pukezilla!lol

[jackstorm777]

"Theolonius Bone."

"That's even cooler than T-Bone!!"

[COIVIIVI0DOR364]

Little, tiny, pants.

[darklink898]

swaim is a fucking genius

[jemmy0223]

yes!!

[dascottjr]

Amusing. Ties up nicely in the end. But...who *was* the most underrated Care Bear?

[JapsEye2]

Do more of the videos with the Hosdroid michael swain and clippy.

[iceskater1]

@JapsEye2 I want more clippy too :(

[quickySON]

"I dont even drink. oh then pussy"

[JuanLMFAO]

im liking this series. its funny, and has funny dialogue

[sedwaykid]

Swaim is such a freak! i love him!!!

[atsandman]

I like this series... mostly because i dont have to wait months in between eps

[hellzBrother]

Yea, the last part was ok.  :)

[Eatenbyashark66]

It wasnt that funny. The only funny part was the ' I don't even drink.' 'Oh, then pussy' part.

[0BatGirl0]

I'm liking this series.

[OwenMadaeen]

lol.. funny, keep it up cracekd, i like this show

[FindingMeaning]

i don't even drink!

oh, then pussy.

LOL!