I am starting a Christian-oriented website where I shall take signatures in a bid to take this product off the market immediately. We cannot sit idly by while this moral outrage infects us, our communities, and our souls.
I appreciate all the comments and support I have received on my ministry.
How about taking out the Bible from the bookstores, because there a lot of people that consider it aggresive? Nop? Oh, cool... Then, just shut the fucking mouth, Rev.
Excellent idea father. Do inform me once the site is built and we can rally Christ's soldiers with a heavenly battle-cry. My soul is already bleeding from simply watching this shameless atrocity.
As a Christian and a Servant of God, I am morally outraged at the depiction of Good Mail using scantily clad women and men. This must be stopped.
If I had designed this, I would have represented Good Mail by, for instance, the Seven Apostles, and portray Spam as Satan. This would at least be a Christian approach, and not take the horrible philistinic course the creators (and I use that term loosely) of this abomination have so hedonistically pursued.
could have been time spent furthering medicine or developing helpful new robotics or hardware. hell, even spent making a new video game would have been more worthwhile.
so...am I suppose to be able to only check email on high quality computers?...if I go to school to get an assignment that I emailed to myself, will I have to get a d-hall for play games?...sheesh...and how do I check from my cell?.....this is just too funny...
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
yeah, i've got it! its guerrilla marketing! next week it'll turn out somehow that this is an an for the xbox or something! - i hope... please don't let this be for real.
are the fat sumo guys the programmers for 3dmailbox? if that's what it's like at the office, that would be a great job, except for the morbid obesity and diabetes and stuff.
What we see here is revolutionary.
TheNitpicker 4 years ago
I am starting a Christian-oriented website where I shall take signatures in a bid to take this product off the market immediately. We cannot sit idly by while this moral outrage infects us, our communities, and our souls.
I appreciate all the comments and support I have received on my ministry.
Yours,
Rev. Richard Beave
VirtualVicar 4 years ago
How about taking out the Bible from the bookstores, because there a lot of people that consider it aggresive? Nop? Oh, cool... Then, just shut the fucking mouth, Rev.
joseluiscruz 4 years ago 7
Excellent idea father. Do inform me once the site is built and we can rally Christ's soldiers with a heavenly battle-cry. My soul is already bleeding from simply watching this shameless atrocity.
Keep up the good work in God's name.
-Ferrum the Pious
ferrum999 4 years ago
I put on my robe and pope hat. I'm ready to serve and protect on the Lord's interests!
Yours,
Ultimate Ninja Wizard Bear
ZombiePuppy 4 years ago 8
boy your an idiot if this worries you, you have problems
guitarman619 4 years ago
biggest bullshit software ever
bozs13 4 years ago
My main objection to this program is that there aren't enough blondes, from what I can see.
marcelloroma 4 years ago 4
As a Christian and a Servant of God, I am morally outraged at the depiction of Good Mail using scantily clad women and men. This must be stopped.
If I had designed this, I would have represented Good Mail by, for instance, the Seven Apostles, and portray Spam as Satan. This would at least be a Christian approach, and not take the horrible philistinic course the creators (and I use that term loosely) of this abomination have so hedonistically pursued.
- The Reverend Mr. Richard Beave
VirtualVicar 4 years ago
aaah shut up
kalin83 4 years ago 2
Coff... coff... sir, you go to swim wearing swim suits, that normal. Do you swim wearing pants?
Katagiri 4 years ago 3
What would Satan's graphics look like?
toddlerchar 4 years ago
I dont think they'd like to be called spam either
penguinofhonor 4 years ago
I smell viral marketing...
EcstasyDeceptions 4 years ago
could have been time spent furthering medicine or developing helpful new robotics or hardware. hell, even spent making a new video game would have been more worthwhile.
fyrenwater 4 years ago
Downloading now. Amazing.
sitruunatee 4 years ago
why all the low ratings? this is clearly a fantastic and necessary new app
markyturner 4 years ago
is that real???
TheAussieNerd 4 years ago
I lol'd hard. You've gotta be shitting me.
triplewordscore 4 years ago
the fat guys are spam and the girls are real mail
magplask 4 years ago
what the fucking hell is the point of this?
Swatman456 4 years ago
so...am I suppose to be able to only check email on high quality computers?...if I go to school to get an assignment that I emailed to myself, will I have to get a d-hall for play games?...sheesh...and how do I check from my cell?.....this is just too funny...
lilmp 4 years ago
You....could use yahoo or aol for that. This is for use at home and 'm sure no school would even allow you to download it in the first place.
GNinja 4 years ago
its not fake, the website is 3dmailbox[dot]com
phantom7777777 4 years ago
Cool but fake.
JackyJ2 4 years ago
not fake, and not for mac either
samuelrj 4 years ago
I bet you think Santa Clause isn't fake either, huh tough guy?
stovedale 4 years ago
dude. theres a link in the description
what now tough guy
samuelrj 4 years ago
W
T
F!!!
stancar200 4 years ago
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! try it?
trevo1648 4 years ago
This is the most amazing video I have ever seen. This can't be a real product....can it?
thedanceman 4 years ago
ZOMFGWTFROFL!!!
kdwormy 4 years ago
omg it burns it burns!!!!!!!!!!!
crazymario3 4 years ago
Haha, laughing at the jesus freak below me - go destroy some undeveloped country's culture. Douche.
doublestakk 4 years ago
I guess its something good for a change, ima try it out..
SerenicOutcast 4 years ago
Fuck Japan those dudes are fat.
SirSinister 4 years ago
I stand corrected: The trailer cost them $3 million. What my parish could do with that money...
VirtualVicar 4 years ago
I would of done it for 4 bills.
Treskate 4 years ago
WTF ? !
daneeehhhh 4 years ago
It is rumoured that Lucas Films did the trailer, and it cost 3D Mailbox over a million US dollars for just these 60 seconds.
VirtualVicar 4 years ago
this is a joke.... right??? please tell me this is a hoax!
spartan2600 4 years ago
yeah, i've got it! its guerrilla marketing! next week it'll turn out somehow that this is an an for the xbox or something! - i hope... please don't let this be for real.
spartan2600 4 years ago
are the fat sumo guys the programmers for 3dmailbox? if that's what it's like at the office, that would be a great job, except for the morbid obesity and diabetes and stuff.
juicebomb 4 years ago
Ideas like this make my brain hurt
DigitalHubris 4 years ago
May God speed you in your quest for total email domination. An inspiring work. Good show.
VirtualVicar 4 years ago
This is amazing! And a true Hollywood trailer, to boot. Well done!
guntherheidi 4 years ago