WTF Is... - Zeit?

[3lectricRis1ng]

U should do a series about Mac games too

[MrSkechify]

yes it is sqead.

[espit1993]

Zeit is german and means time ... Zeit - [tsait] ;D

[EagleXtinxiion]

Theres a woman playing with herself there -->

[vampiiremargarita]

See the title, feels smart that you know what Zeit means.

Look at the other comments, go cry in the corner of your room.

[Adapder17]

zeit is german and is time!

[Amainville93]

@Adapder17 Is it sad that the only reason I know that is because of the Zeit Statue challenges in the first .hack series of games on the PS2?

[EmperorOfLols]

What?? No mention of Tyrian??? SACRILEGE!!

[Nyuugen]

@EmperorOfLols

It's in the video.

[YouveBeenMined]

@Mobeh1 yea i think

[trotzy40]

pft.  gigantic sperm flying at an egg looking thing. Are you sure this isn't a game about birth control?

[Mobeh1]

Doesn't zeit mean time on german?

[IRatchetI]

Did TB just mention Tyrian? That games awsome! I wonder where i can download it from O.o

[vulgatus]

@IRatchetI You can grab free copy at gog.com :)

[IRatchetI]

@vulgatus Sweet! Thanks mate! :D

[37animefan]

11:50-12:02 i like how he talks bout sperm then it says "spawn"

[jruler93]

Here's what I think the story of this game SHOULD be, there's an almost endless army of sperm tat you've been ordered to stop, "why?" 'cause you're a time-travelling spermicide, DUN, dun, DDDUUUNNN!!!!!!

[MisterYagi]

@sckent2011 congrgats u own a bad game.

[Happix100]

@TotalHalibuit

Haha! You noob!

...Just because you said somebody who plays Touhou would do it.

[XxTheguythatplaysxX]

FUCK YOU ARGO!

[sckent2011]

im 9 and i have duke nukem forever hahaha

[gmodman999]

@sckent2011 So? DNF sucks. Sucks for you.

[pixelator64]

@sckent2011 and?.. I have seen plenty of 9 year olds with R rated games

[eggroll9000]

BTW, the main reason it must be a German game is the weird grammar they've used.

[eggroll9000]

Dear Mr. TotalBiscuit,

why don't you simply call yourself TotalBiscuit but also TotalHalibut and CynicalBrit? It's fucking confusing.

[blarson12]

OMG, your the egg and the enemy are sperm. If only Raiden had reverse mode, i would have had the top score.

[FoldAPieceOfWater]

Zeit is the German word of what I have wasted off You, through You reading this comment ;)

[parazit43v3r]

average joe:What is the time, sir?

average drunk joe:What is the sir, time?

[somberlight]

@parazit43v3r yoda: time, sir the is what?

[00torge00]

@pkc5115

German with J ?!

c'mon -.-'

[jamon31]

it has achievements!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whitebengal379]

Why didn't he have his music on in-game?

[darklol261]

@jmsimpson11 my brain:(

[Lvl22nerd]

zite aktualy mans tyme en germane...spelling...midoinitr­ite??

[TheSandvichTrials]

@pkc5115 Nope, what is jerman?

[EmpireMate]

did you guys know that zeit means time in german? i know... im really smart

[Ubiquidade]

Must be a math game since the title is squared.

[lolzomgz1337]

...you can kill yourself BEFORE you time travle after time traveling?

...TIME PARADOX!

[soccrgrl25]

I felt all smart when I knew what Zeit meant...and then saw the 2,000,001 other comments about that. Damn.

[GHeroandRScape]

@soccrgrl25 Haha absolutely felt the same

[staticrubber]

Zeit(time) is money.

[hotshot3434]

just watching how many shots you miss or how long you hold to button down after all the enemies are gone makes me cringe.

[donconco]

It's made by Ubisoft, a German game developer. They made the following games: Assassin's Creed Beyond Good & Evil Brothers in Arms Far Cry series Might and Magic H.A.W.X Myst Prince of Persia Rayman Red Steel Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six

[Nixitur]

@donconco I'm sorry, what?

1. It's not made by Ubisoft.

2. Ubisoft is French.

It's made by Brightside Games, and yes, that's a German developer.

[Tyotyo999]

@donconco

There's a HUGE difference between making a game and publishing one... :|

[HackersOfComputers]

@donconco hey, theres something called COMMA, try using it more!

[cerevox]

Lol, what a newb, go play touhou, then whine about that being bullet hell.

[gottsein234]

ES IST LAICHZEIT jeder weiss es

[erondus]

Looks more like Sperm Vs Egg

[RPrajzner]

In time German means Zeit

[Smailable1]

jesus, how many people are gonna say what zeit is in german? it's already there in the top rated comments!!!

[iPhap]

Zeit means german in time.

[SuperMerror]

zeit is the modern space impact

[yensama]

player unit should be a lot smaller, but i guess it not the typical shooting.

[N45HcH]

it sounds a bit like you're not open to new game ideas or designs although you play and even record games which do. distraction of recording left aside.

[Paradox127]

AERIAL ASSAULT, awesome game

[Bawheidbob]

Looks pretty good.

[ALX11231]

six hundred and seventy sixth!

[Alexivous]

Zeit is the German word for time

[Blazingwheel]

more like WTF is the ad lol

[whatyouguysmissed]

God damn it! I had to stop the video before seven minutes, because you suck so bad! That was excruciating to watch.

[Gufgars]

@TeDogiShow

1337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[quazla90]

e=mc2

[Kyithios]

Hah. Sperm thing. What is this, R-Type? I like the look of this.

[Draemeer]

You see there were 666 comments but I saved the day and it's 667 now :P

[TeDogiShow]

@Draemeer so what its a number it doesnt represent the devil

[Zoldmedve]

@TeDogiShow It may not represent the devil, but it does represent a beast in the bible. The more you know.

[Mcguinness3]

Only game i've really enjoyed time travel in was Zelda:Oracle of Aeigs (?) on the GBC :P Loved that game to bits.

[Gebezis7]

The game is a shooter.

00:45 TB says "Let's give it a Shot."

Get it?

[Sniper4c4]

fkin ads

[118Giggles]

Try Dodon Pachi ALOT of stuff and bullet hell im sure you'll love it!

[118Giggles]

Try Dodon Pachi

[artspret1]

i actually got a zeit 2 commercial as an ad cause i live in nederland i dont know if in other lands you havew that ad to O_o

[PCFREAKthechief]

Dunno if this is the right place to post this but anyways. TB, if you would like to try, what for me is quite an addicting game, the Touhou games, at least one of them if you havent already tried them. love your vids, they are great in my opinion. I love the style and your narating is funny but also a pleasure to listen to your oppinions and the mechanics of games. youve done a great job on each vid and i really respect the effort and time, jokes and such you put in your work. youre awesome!

[JakubGabrielDrazek]

I think you would love Jets'n'Guns game by Rake In Grass... its kinda RPG based quite hardcore 2D shooter.

[dygera]

"zeit" means "time" and not "side"

[impmon12345]

Oh this is just so cool from a concept and imersion/"story" factor, niiiiice

[kilroyfx]

Nice job !! Really nice.... check out my video please !!

[phatbeatz2153]

Thank yuooo!! lol luv it now and will always lol

[hectorlo575]

mmmm Why don't you do a WTF is QWOP? probably people know the game and u dont really have to download it, but it would just be hillarious :)

[TheDeviousJohn]

Absolutely love this game, it's a shame there is only a few to compete for first with on the leaderboards for the 360 version. Hope to see some new comers soon.

[Healisem]

Haha, I got the Zeit 2 commercial before the vid loaded :p

[evilminideluxe]

^^ i actually got a Zeit2 commercial before i watched this

[OmgThisGuy]

lol world high score already, game already looks dead

[baba44713]

Yeah.. it looks bland. Horribly, horribly bland. No background, similar enemies, I just do not see the appeal. Also, not too impressed with the PoP-like gimmick, unless in further levels it gets expanded a bit.

I think I'm gonna pass this one.

[Zaxxarius]

@baba44713 Haha, you noob!

[BatteauProductions]

seams rather boring in the long run to me

[Marrenus]

Doesn't beat Jets'n'guns for me.

[RoMMeL1337ak47]

a game whithout shops and stats just aint good imo. all good games have theory crafting potential this does not.

[Drludvig93]

Hmm the small thing, cant guy create them?

[eexxiiss]

zeit means Time

its german

[aprilrain89]

hehe looks pretty funny to play a time. if i'm not mistaken the name of the game is german for "time", pernounced as tsite. not that it realy matters:P. german is confusing, they pernounce, the "s" as a "z" and stuff... wait...what was i talking about again?

o right. the game, its funny how power over time has become such a much used aspect in these games, and also interesting to see many games still know how to take that aspect and still use it originally

[legomaple]

finally youtube, a relevant ad, Zeit as a ad for this video is what you should do!

[Ringkir]

" OOH STUFF, I LOVE STUFF" LOL

[jewsterbeam]

@Ringkir That part made me LOL so hard XD

[2gnar4you]

I beat  GeTn PwNzOrD

[Dahakka92]

notice how when you travel back in time the "future you" continues shooting right until the moment when you travel back in time :D

[EriBW]

The good thing is that with the added 3 installs only drm i don't have to care about the game at all, i'm not going to by it anyways :)

[MasterNeo]

<3 Raptor: Call of the Shadows

Man Apogee had all the great games in the 90s.

[MyMMC]

zeit is the german word for time

[FallOutAndDown]

@MyMMC Can't be, saying that word out loud didn't make me cry.

[MyMMC]

@FallOutAndDown lol why does my comment has 17 thums up xD

[CorporationLulz]

Hey, I'm Getnpwnzord

[AncientSteltek]

As a suggestion for future "WTF is ...", I'd like to suggest the additional titles from The Humble Indie Bundle #1, which were granted as a bonus for buying the 2nd one around christmas.

[Smirkxx]

Single muslim dot com? lmao



[DanGiordanengo]

NO VINCE, NO!

[JeremyTheGraten]

The egg is defending the uterus from Zeit sperm.

[JeremyTheGraten]

The egg is defending the uterus from zeit sperm.

[Cruoreign]

Must be a German game since Zeit means time in German.

[981407036x]

@Cruoreign HAMMER ZEIT!

[failblorg]

MUST... Find... success... On SINGLE MUSLIM DOT COM!!!

wtf does that even Mean!!!? and why am i getting these adds?!

is jesus trying to tell me something?!?!?! :(

[ramboacdc]

i dont mind adverts at the start of the videos, i know they keep everything going but how many people who watch TB's video would ever need "eye roll on" promoted by a desperate housewife?! at least make them target audience specific.

[hyperblast81]

@ramboacdc Lol yeah. The Halo reach ones were a good start but.. yeah they stopped.

[themw2montager]

@hyperblast81 ya...

[TheWinterNights]

The WTF series is just so awesome. I remember that first one, think it wasn't even a planned project. Just something awesome TB shared and it got so popular. Really liked it. Just awesome, and really helping that smaller game devs. Hope it keeps going. Thanks for making this one!

[MrJackgirdlestone]

Space impact, Nokia 3110? 

[Hocoboz]

ich bin gross zwischen meiner Beine.

[Ravalexand]

Had to go and look it up. This game is just Gradius with a few modifications and a new game mechanic (the time shifting thing)

[PuswadBelch]

I prefer vertical Shmups to horizontal, but it seems like there are far more horiz. these days. Horiz. Vs Vert, poll, anyone?

[99adgil]

@PuswadBelch turn ur screen round

[icantgetitup]

ⒷⒶⓁⓁⓈ ⓉⓄ  ⓎⓄⓊ

[metazare]

FIRE ZEI LAZERS!

[1108chuck]

At 4:32, doesn't he sound like Stewie Griifen or is it just me?

[Thalrion]

Zeit is Time :O

[SCBianchi]

Thumbs up for shrimpin on the Capt Ron

[MindstormXL]

Smups with shops in them? UN Squadron definatly!

[lefseleif]

you should play Amnesia: Dark Decent

would be fun

[MrBosifus]

@lefseleif ...he did

[Smoerable]

@lefseleif he has stupid

[lefseleif]

@Smoerable i found out, thank you...

[jd142536]

@lefseleif  he did,for halloween

[Respectthegore365]

why did no one make an indie game where you have to destroy the evil advertisements yet???

[MajinSpleen]

@Respectthegore365 yeah i keep getting a dating site for single muslims

[i3oges]

Zeit = time

[maxz81]

shrimpin commercial :P

[ThorThunderGod14]

GeTn PwNzOrD disliked this video 33 times...

[GeezaEU]

you must make a fair bit of money to have over 300 games on steam :O

[lowelife101]

i remember buying a turbo button pad just so i could play zero wing without straining my fingers XD

[EasyFingerboarder]

Zeit= time xD

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

Time, Mr. Biscuit?

[Lichwing]

What was the Zeit when you did this?

[DS1221]

you need a joystick for that :) good game , love the vid TB

[GruntSquad92]

Zeit = german word for time

[xesonik12]

OOOH STUFF i love stuff!

fucking lol

[Plasros]

Most of the enemies look like spermatozoa.

[gaaranihad]

Ratchet and Clank (not sure on the second name) was a game that used kind of a time travel aspect mixed in with a puzzle aspect

[darkarlok]

do a wtf on shatter, that is one amazing game

[Skimmary]

Think i'll wait for steam sale again xD

[makpantek]

When i looked at the thumbnail i thought it;s gonna be somewhat tron like,

[xiHaste]

Lol ur an ovary and sperm are flying towards you.

[MrKingofwhatever]

Where can you play this game? If it's only on X-box then why is there also PC controls?

[wolffirepaladin5]

@MrKingofwhatever buy it off steam

[phorr]

too bad it doesn't have a shop :(

[FaytTheXpert]

Love your Videos

[narutoxninja37]

A lot of big companies have indie branches. That way the indie developers have money to produce a better game and get recognized. The big companies also benefit because they dont have to spend as much money as they normally do to produce a game, and if the game DOES sell well they also get recognized. More companies and indie groups should do this because overall it's a win-win. Even if the game does bad they dont lose as much as they would have if they did things without each other. And I<3indy

[Nyalana]

wow, I got a add for Zeit2 before watching this video! Epic...

[Bebhell]

No seriously, im king of the wooooorld

[Dreamheal]

a note for anyone who puts anything on the PC. Let us use the fucking mouse ._.

[Bluecrow642]

"Feels really- ooh new modes!..." lol

[US0TB077]

This reminded me a lot of flOw don’t ever play that game.

[sevsquad]

"Going to have to lay off the spacebar" then he holds down the spacebar for 17 minutes.

oh TB you always make me laugh.

[Lobada7]

I always love the response TB gives when he finds a game with achievements

[mctavish800]

balls to you then

[Sb3guy]

Thanks to the Tages DRM, I won't be picking this up after all. Good job saving me those 10€, Brightside Games!

[QuilavaKing]

15:35

TYRIAN! YES!