How to Survive- Nature Survival

[theman38298]

you will go from nowhere to now here

[TheDivadoll18]

Guy 2:Soooo,it much be a lucky night.

Guy1: Yea Im gonna go hikeing with my gf.

Guy 2:WTH YALL GONNA HAVE SEX IN THE WOODS!!!

Guy1:Naw Man!This is for me and my gf to drink out of!Doing it in the wood is crazy!

Guy 2Yea and drinking out of a comdom isnt.....Dude you have issues.....

[FlubberFishZ]

Man vs. Wild

Now in 4 minutes and 35 seconds

[familydylan1]

*Girl:I see you bought a condom....Heheh...

Boy: Oh its not for you :D

Girl: Wait-What?

*Boy puts water in condom*

Girl: Asshole....

[cupcakeluvah24]

Ohh the irony,using ice to start a fire XD

[XTurtles9788x]

step 1:kill pigs

[Salien1999]

Buying condoms:

Cashier:So... what are you buying these for? LOL

Survivor:To drink water in the wild!

Cashier:...

[puffyheaven]

if i were him,i wud start a forest fire. they'll come

[bigpimpin6647]

now condoms are good for 2 things

[theriolugirl]

How are people lost in the woods going to watch this?! 0.0

[KuzeyIII]

@theriolugirl Common sense: They will watch before getting lost.

[theriolugirl]

@KuzeyIII Yeah, but what if they forget? ;)

[KuzeyIII]

@theriolugirl Its their fault :/ This video is showing us how to survive IF we find ourselves in the wild. Its not meant to be for people who are already lost in the wild lol

[freezypants]

i tried this...i made a entire city.....out of wood........i still vist it! :D

[Tyranidwarriorman1]

Wtf!??! This Is Man vs Wild with Bear grylls. THAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME!

[HarveyMidnight]

Step 1: Punch as many trees as you fucking can.

[SuperTitanic1234]

punch trees collect wood make house get diamonds done...

[Geezart1982]

These adverts where you have to wait are so tacky.

[goldbrett1]

Yeah. im not drinking from a condom

[goldbrett1]

at 2:28 i thought he said elephants XD

[RebekkaSylvia]

Step 1: Get an iPhone... duurh?

[survivealist]

@RebekkaSylvia Those iphones can be damaged, lose power, have no service, and can be extremly unrealible

[davidzver99]

i dont need this i play minecraft :D

[screwriod]

condoms r used for sex who the hell would bring them? and stop means stop think observe poop

[TheWalcast]

No water? Drink my own pee

[SRNF]

@TheWalcast than die of toxic chemicals in your system good job!

[KhanRec0rdz]

makes you wanna go all minecraft and build a fortress in the forest. Imagine the faces of the "rescuers" :P

[harpuria]

@KhanRec0rdz

Rescuers: so your telling me you knocked down 5 trees, with your fist?

Me: yep

Rescuers: 0_o

[Soap9011]

i noticed something HE WEARS A SMILY FACE SHIRT

[TheEdenAlbert]

how to survie in the woods: turn this off, watch man vs. wild

[lolflap]

@TheEdenAlbert or watch ray mears,it'll work too.

[flamingostar100]

I tried the ice thing and got frost bite and the ice melted in the fire....lawl

[sandvichNATION]

huh, so condoms aren't just for protection

[EuroGAMER22]

how to surive the natural SURVIVE????

[screwriod]

y the hell would ppl bring condoms its only for having sex

[Anonymusq]

Condoms on a hike?This totally gives a new sense to the words:Safe Zoophile

[Kertezium]

Condoms on a hike? Must be incase you fine a lovely 'Maiden of the forest'

[marekiller8]

@Kertezium You go around fining Maidens in the forest? Are you a tax collector?

[zombieboy891]

comdoms huh hmmm sure why not

[kalashnikov662]

lol. the "S" in STOP stands for stop...

[JacksEarth]

You call "HELLO?!" And a bear comes... Now your going to learn, HOW TO SURViVE A LARGE PREDATOR!

[masterchiefjoe]

not to sound like a know it all but a lean to is a simple but ineffective shelter but as the video says use extra clothing or leaves or even sticks to make the bed

[mrbigwinify]

STOP...stop lol

[clarriissa]

Add:

?page_id=121

after survival.com

[clarriissa]

Condoms sound hilarious to me, too, BUT check it out at survival.com at (?page_id=121)

Apparently it is an essential item in a wise survival kit!

[iq12212]

good thing i watched thAT TOM HANKS MOVIE

[FlamingWarrior7]

for a good compass go to any boy scouts store and get a whistle with a compass and magnifying glass i got mine for 3.49$ with tax

[Thecoolestdude6]

what about food?

[Salien1999]

How to purify water:

(1. Put through a shirt into a can

(2. Boil the water in the can

(3. Enjoy, no dirt or gravel, and VERY few parasites.

[gothbabii188]

the fuck...? condoms? what're ya gonna do, go fuck a tree?

[gothbabii188]

8 weeks without food.....? im not human then....last time i tried to stop 4 a day 2 see if i cud i was in de corner rockin bak n forth.......mmmmmmm salad wit cucumbers :P :P

[Thetom5000]

frist he goes on a hike then he start a fire he run for it and is faced with a bear so runs away and falls in to frezzing water he gets out and the sees gas coming his way then he covers his mouth and runs north when he sudenly appers in the street hes made it the he is snached by kiddnapas he is taken to there layer but escapes then a storm breaks out and he hides intill its passed have suvied but then the volcano eruppeds he walked out and a huge molatan rock hits him and killed him too bad!

[Thetom5000]

frist he goes on a hike then on the hike he start a fire he run for it and is faced with a bear so runs away and falls in to frezzing water he gets out and the sees gas coming his wa

[tuttar3]

What is this... Survival for Americans?

[princedarkus1]

used condoms?, what side would drink out of, the one with a man's love juice or the one with poop all over it??

[PJProductions2721]

How to survive, surviving



[remaz06remaz]

using ice to make fire ? that's exagerating

[TheOnionBargie]

5 people are going to die

[thedinosaur446]

who the hell would bring a condom?

unless their girlfriend goes and they want to do it

[kevinisghost]

WHAT IF GHOST FROM MW2 CAME UP AND KILLED HIM! that whould be badbut



[LaserPiratePewPew]

are you hoping to get lucky with ur girlfriend on ur hike lol

[ninjaonpot1]

it makes scence that the smiliey face guy has condoms he survives everything he must get all the chicks

[Legofreak3007]

what iff a woman goes alone on hiking wait my bad that never happens

kaboooom! haha...fail?

[Bidmartinlo]

Actually I get lost a lot, but knowing how to use both the sun and the stars as a compass have pretty much kept me from harm and close to civilization.

[singlaprety12]

DONT DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met some one who got sick off it

[TheNahina]

@singlaprety12 if you boil it first you should be fine

[CommonersBeef]

bear grills said u can also put vitamins in ur water to purify it is this true?

[Anonymusq]

@CommonersBeef That's true.There are some pills that can purify water.You just collect the water,boil it,and then,you can put a pill in the water.That will purify it more.

[gamerzndplayerz]

beastiality , saving men lost in the woods since 1855 (first rubber condoms)

[TheFunkeyChannel]

lol use a condom for canteens

[zimzum13]

so if you get lost in the woods with a prostitute u have 100% chance to survive...jummmm

[ghaiber]

condom on a hike hahaha!

[cdlsd]

it says to make a fire by using ice, but if your in the summer, how will you find ice? especially on very hot summer days or very hot places

[joshjacobs87]

who has a codnom, cd, and bucket on a hike?

[obyndjd503]

@joshjacobs87 condom is important, cd can be just ur mirror, and bucket can be just bottle..

[cotton2222]

This is why Im not an out-doorsy person. -_-

[nickrod32]

Yeah i go out exploring the wilderness ready for anything Even some protected sex =) rofl 1:08

[Chacha5678]

rivers & streams are your best bet at getting water? hot damn i thought water came from trees. thanks discovery channel! and im gonna filter it through a shirt.. which has been on the ground (@ 4:06) .. since i was using it in my shelter (@ 2:50) . totally sanitary & SAFE.

[SSgtJoker]

@Chacha5678 hehe trees does are not the best thing ud like to try xD most trees have a special liquid that can make you puke in an instant minute and you wont stop for hours

[Rhapsodelle]

I think the condom is a great idea. Maybe if you're hiking alone, you wouldn't ordinarily bring one, but after seeing this, and thinking about it from a survival aspect, I'd totally bring one or two with in a survival kit.

@Chacha5678

Well, since you'd be using dirt and gravel to filter the water, yeah, your t-shirt would be pretty sanitary and safe. A lot safer than anything that would be in the water.

[Chacha5678]

MAKE A FIRE... what happens if it ends up being a wild fire? you get fucked up, thats what happens. Cause the video says to not put the fire out @ 3:31. ....toasty.

[Chacha5678]

CONDOM CANTEENS. HAHAHA. Nobody's even with him, why does he have a condom? does it have anything to do with the exploding bear in the opening sequence? lmao.

[Chacha5678]

EXACTLY 90 DEGREES!

[lindsaylovely]

LOLLOLOLOLOL

"unused condoms can be used as canteens! :D"

WTF LOL

[keldawn77]

This is why I avoid nature.

[dummyGamer]

They should of made the clip 5 seconds and when clip starts it says bear grills

[wiveocs]

what a second if i would get lost in spring there is no ice, and the sun isnt that hot, ant btw wouldn the ice melt down from the sun

[Musiciscool100]

wow,what cant this guy survive?i bet he could suirvive meteors...

[HeLpErNaThAn]

loools cuz ice is just available for u 2 break off... lol

[ryan19554]

WTF fuck these advertisments before the video, this is youtube, not corporation tube

[goldenjabba]

Or bring a GPS, a sattelite phone, a flare gun....

lol

[Aydee2020]

8 weeks without food?tell that to saddam hussein lol

[Kossukunkku]

who has a cd in the middle of nowhere？

[absinthelover420]

this is all stuff i learned in cadets

they seriously dropped us off in random spots in the woods and told us to survive for a day while they search for us.

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

Just find the nearest Wal-Mart and you'll be good...

Hmm...condom...

Why on earth would you---oohhhh I get it ;)

Here's a convo between parent and their sexually active kid I imagine will happen after seeing this:

"Hey I need to use a few condoms."

"Why?..."

"To hold my water! duh! Would you rather I dehydrate if I get lost in the woods?Gawd what kind of person are you?"

[drewgarcia117]

lol condom use is wierd

[giraplatin]

STOP

THINK

OMG!

PANIC!!!

[blackhole64121]

these vids are really educative i would never know that

[slipknot4eva94]

lol "FANNY" pack!

[Bloodsaberxy]

wont using ice as a magnifier to start a fire melt it away anyway? 1 being your hands full of heat and 2 the sun is concentrating on it lol..

[lejink]

heres a great tip i use every year. whenever i go snowboarding i put a note on my dashboard in big easy to read writing what time i left, what im wearing, and what time i expect to return (including date) that way if i get lost, when they go to close the park gates they always look in the car.. the sooner they realize im missing the better.

[ihatemath2696]

1.) His life sucks, he's been through hell

2.) How is 'Stop' in S.T.O.P?

[7upm]

wow umm drinking water from a condom

[pustyak]

Yeah lean-to's don't work if your in the woods...

[sohanlon10]

I don't understand your logic there.

[pustyak]

You have little protection from the wind/rain and when night come it gets very cold. Thats just from my experience. But if your in a warm part of the world it could work

[michileeya]

condom??? o.o

okkkk....... o.o

[jjreyesuplay]

Who brings condoms on a hike?

[obyndjd503]

@jjreyesuplay it is really important thing, stupid... condoms can also use as a container of your papers and other thing important thigns for flood and others disaster as a rescuer we all known and do bring that

[Fake2Real]

@jjreyesuplay u might get lucky

[sheametsfan6]

@jjreyesuplay someone who is prepared for the worst bring condoms

[icecool1065]

@jjreyesuplay Gay hikers.

[Aaron2ownage]

@jjreyesuplay i think you mean, who DOESNT?

[TheLEGOVlogger]

@jjreyesuplay why NOT? if you bring women and no men, condoms are essential.

[JacksEarth]

You call "HELLO?!" And a bear comes... Now your going to learn, HOW TO SURViVE A LARGE PREDATOR!

[FlamingWarrior7]

@jjreyesuplay lucky people.

[CR17791]

@jjreyesuplay you'de never know

[usc5442]

@jjreyesuplay People who want to fuck a bear.

[leonisazombiepwner]

@jjreyesuplay people who bring theyre GF's on hikes lol

[boredomtv100]

@jjreyesuplay i know a couple people ;D

[concam28]

@jjreyesuplay the guys from broke back montain

[lolflap]

@jjreyesuplay me :3

[dragonbeast5874]

@jjreyesuplay i do

[brian9827]

@jjreyesuplay people who are kinky ..... or love nature .. i mean LOVE

[GowithGoPro]

@jjreyesuplay you always wanna be protected from beastyality

[NarutoHina4Ever]

If there's a fallen log or cave theres probably an animal in it O.o

[milk4lifez]

haha...whew finnaly found shelter, now i can slep-

ROAARRRR "holy shIT!

[NarutoHina4Ever]

XD that'd totally be me! I'd drag myself in and lay down an be like "PILLOW! YES!" then RROOOAARRRRRR! and "oh SHIT!!!!"

[AyaneDaButtafly]

drinking water from a condom o.o....

[admiralhymir]

well, you can use it later and drink the load, since it has aprox half of the calories you need of a daily diet... although it would be gross.

[dragonology294]

actually.. i always put compass in my bag... b'coz i'm in beijing rite now.. n everybody here tells me about where to go by going north/south/east/west... n it's really anoying if u don't know those things...

[gordonwinchester]

that guy with the smiley face shirt has been through ALOT!!!!!!!!!

[akillj]

ya lol

[miragebird]

lol compasses are easy to use, its just that most people dont. Making fire I would think would be the biggest problem. What if its summer? and ice looks hard, as its melting it might put out any fire you get going.

[dragonology294]

summer don't have any ice...=(

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol ironic the element that puts out fire can also make it XD

[Delibirate]

lol condoms

[eignakrap]

lol that's what i said :D

[milk4lifez]

no no thats what she said HAHAHA

[evan1919]

this guy went through everything

[paytonhansen10]

Hah!!! Carry around around a condom for water!! You'd be drinkin out of a penis protector LOL!LOL!ROTFLOL!!

[bigfishn]

funny thing.. they say after starting the fire with ice..be carefull if it's summer... LOL.

mythbusters i think started a fire with ice..but very difficult...

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

I seriously doubt someone would be able to start a fire with ice. It may be possible in theory, but I wouldn't count on that.

[deedee0405]

actually it's very possible, infact i've seen it done... only thing is when it's still just a little flame and smoking you don't want the ice to melting and dropping water on the kindling

[lirg123]

OMG a human body could servive with out eating for 8 week? And water, i know about that.

[dragonzxwish]

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