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  • free palestine

  • actually this is jokes

  • why don't Americans just mind there own fucking business and stop cracking a boner all over Muslims...

  • this is totally uncool and racist. 

  • This totally isn't racist. -_-

  • PRICK.

  • god damn it i mean alah damn it LOL 

  • I give kudos to the performer for making fun of and pointing out truths of Islam. Most comedians fear for there lives when they make fun of those terrorists in Islam. Anyone can make fun of Jews or Christians , because they know we won't care. But Muslims kill anyone that disagrees with them.

  • @thegophawkeye Read some books, you might learn enough not to embarrass yourself so pathetically. The biggest terrorists in the world are the zionist fucks, bankers, media, military leaders, police and intelligence organizations and those greedy fucking corporate bitches all up in world governments. You know nothing of Islam obviously so your opinion doesn't count. Israel is a taboo subject by the way, if you had half a brain you'd know the US, europe and a bunch others bow to it

  • @papapetad well you are right i have to laugh sometimes, but it is so very safe what he does. scoring easy points. maybe there are performers like that but we never hear of them because of boycott by zionist machine. and yea that other guy is obviously a retarded cave monkey.

  • @xdroon3 There's a french guy kicking ass right now. He's like Hicks but black, wiser and funnier and different but so very very good and big time in the face of zionism. One of his recent shows (he's banned from all theatres in France except a small one...which he owns), the poster had the Hamas, Hezbollah logos as sponsors and it's called "Mahmoud", for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Hilarious! Learn french as quick as you can...you'll be thanking me for months :D His name is Dieudonne

  • @papapetad lol thanks man, ill check it. probably looking for subs cause french is a pain in the ass language lol.

  • @xdroon3 Yeah it is a bitch to learn but there's so little subs for Dieudo's vids you'll quickly run out of material. There's also a fair bit of the humor lost in translation. I translated a 7min skit of Dieudo's into English and even though I took as much care as my vocab allowed, I still can't quite match the giggle levels of the original...so yeah, learn french lol

  • Haha I like how he made fun of Clinton. Saying the Washington monument reminds him more of a tribute to that scoundrel Clinton !

  • this performer is a weak faggot. he would not dare to portray a jew terrorist

  • @xdroon3 This is still funny as hell as far as I'm concerned. I know what you're saying though but I thought he was actually quite daring with some of his jokes. The fact he mentioned jews at all is a fair surprise. At least he didn't make fun of blacks or asians. The guy above your comment is the only weak faggot around here. Not a pair of neurones in that skull...

  • ARAB AKHH AKMED ACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMED NO ASCHMED HAHA !!!!!!!!!!

  • Allah? 

  • @TWISTTERmovies Fuck You ????????????

  • what arab done

    did thay done the nucler boomb to japan and china ?

    arab done nothing but i love the video its funny but we are not terroists

    retard ppl :P

  • this video was very funny id like it too,, we must need to see whats d different of jokes and real life and about this video its good.... making people laugh,, but not laughing out to arabs and muslim dignity

  • Love it and I'm Muslim

  • SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!!

  • Well, I'm a Muslim, and seeing this doesn't offend me and neither offend the any Arabs, the guy is simply trying to be funny, and well he nailed it, and I don't need to tell you what Arabs really are, in every culture, there is the good and the bad, so shut the debate, cause its really stupid, and you people debating sound shallow as fuck...

  • @Nihhuz guess it takes Muslim to tell others what to do again... who are you to come on a public platform (like YouTube) and tell others to stop debating? Huh? It's this attitude among other things that also causes problems. You might be able to tell your women to cloak themselves up, but you can’t tell us to stop debating. Ok?

  • U races basterd dude I am Muslim

  • 1869 MUSLIMS DISLIKED THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT IS SENDING BAD MESSAGES ABOUT ISLAM! WHO IS THIS AMERICAN TO CALL A SKELETON AHMED, THERE IS NO LIFE IN THAT SKELETON, ONLY A BEING SHOULD BE NAMED!

    

  • I just want to say to all the guys who didn't like the video because they think it is defending Muslims....... well....my name is Ahmed and i find it funny...and my friends said it is funny too... it is just a joke... take it easy

  • Ahmed!?????

  • Stop being racist, u american bastards, u support Israel aka the terrorism. you are just dumb, and that wasn't funny. dislike I'm a muslim, and I am pround of being so

  • This is dumb, he aint even funny

  • hahahaha

  • hahaha ahmed

  • Two things: 1) this guy is a genius and 2) Quran and Islam or Arabs have nothing to do with terrorism. Terrorists are people who give no value to human life and have their own wrong opinion on things. It is explicitly mentioned in the quran that taking human life's is forbidden. So terrorism can't be blamed on the Quran and Islam.

  • Lol))))))))

  • lolol I think u had a mistake I am still alive

  • lolol

    

  • knock knock whos there

    whos there

    me i kill you

    

  • A-C-FLEM

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  • you don't want resist !!! and you are a fending muslims !!!!!!!

  • Silence! I kill you~

  • Arabs are not terrorists, you stupid Americans are.

    Israel who kill Palestinians everyday for no fundamental reason.

    Israel is terrorism.

    Nor are Muslims.

  • @TheDrunkPeople We never said arabs where!... i don't have anything against arabs

    it's ISLAM that's the problem!...

    ps. not all arabs are muslim moron!....

  • @AllahMusicFactory2 islam is not a problem...the way u understand it is a problem..why don't you learn something about it before you say anything?

  • @luvinthejbmusic Actually, iv'e read the quran

    and iv'e seen more than i want to know about islam!.....

    islam = nazism

    watch this video

    he reads some actual violent verses from the quran ----> watch?v=khUGbZsDeR4

  • @AllahMusicFactory2 i will not read the verses...cuz i also read the quran and thank god i have brain to understand these verses rightly....think about the meaning of the verses..not the vverse itself

  • Yes im a terorist a terifying terorist

  • hahahahahhhahhaha

  • This is legendary

  • arabs not the Terrorises we need to know it.e

  • THIS VIDEO IS FUKIN GAY

    

  • The tables will turn one day 

  • Knock knock.who is it? me i kill you ahaahaa :D

  • أنا لن اشتم دينكم... لأنني كمسلمة يمنعني ديني عن الإساءة لأي دين مهما كان

  • @xXxSRABxXx11 Fuck Muslim then.

  • @RunescapeTOOm

    لماذا تسبني ؟! أنا لم أسب دينك

    انت لا تعرف الإسلام ،، لو انك تعرفه لما سببته  ^_^

  • @xXxSRABxXx11 Ok, just messing with you. :)

  • keep pressing 3 xD his touching his bone boner ;p

  • SILENCE, I KILL YOU

    

  • me 2 my name is ahmed and im muslem 2

    and thats funny

  • am muslim and my name is ahmed as well... hahaha , this is some funny shitt.. btw people this is entertainment so take it easyy.. and enjoy

  • fuuuuuuckers !!

    u know nothing about the Islam, Muslems are NOT terrorists .!

  • ??

  • I really didnt find this funny. I am my name is Ahmed.

  • HELLOOO. I AM LINDSAY LOHAN. lol achmed....ckckck

  • PKK= They are killing babies in TURKEY !! but some countries defending this terrorism groups ! guess what this countries are a member of europe !

  • Meanwhile USA drones killed 157 civillians in the Middle East yesterday....

  • He even says....A....C....Flemrrrrr xD dumbasses

  • ITS ACHMED, IDIOTS THINK THAT ITS AHMED BUT IT ISNT, THE REAL NAME IS AHMED BUT THE FRIGGIN CHARACTERS NAME IS ACHMED DEAL WITH IT YA IDIOTS!

  • fucking racist prick

  • @TheArabicDream Islam isn't a race!...

  • U RACIST BASTARD

  • @klogg4 ISLAM ISN'T A RACE

  • خخخخخ

  • Nice

  • how is this funny?

  • ahmed u G

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDD)))

  • press 3 xD

  • @akeelos1 Lmfaoooooo you dirty arab fuck!

  • @neoskierz we fuck u in 9.11 hahahahah and we will do it again and again

  • @akeelos1 lol fuckup i dont care im fucking AUSSSIEEEEE YOU DIRTY ARAB

  • @neoskierz haahahhahha i heard aussie they are pussys haahahahahahahhaah go fuck your self before i do that

  • @akeelos1 shutup u prick?

  • @akeelos1 fuck u and give thnx to God u not my neighbor

  • @nanabebo1 no u think god cuz your not in mine if u were in mine i will fuck u up an d down hahahhah

  • @akeelos1 That's right, Swedish people get others to wage war while they watch. Neutral pussies.

  • Jeff: So i guess you are muslim?

    Ahmed: I dont think so.

    Jeff: You are not muslim?

    Ahmed: No..

    Jeff: Why?

    Ahmed: Look at my ass, it says made in china !!!

  • WHOA my little bro's name is ahmed..........he's not capable of being a terrorist...

  • keep pressing 8, Om nom nom nom nom!

  • This is the best lesson to graduate terrorists because when the fanatic see this kind of videos then they will be ready to kill their self for killing others

  • When I grow up, I want to be like Ahmed !

  • hahahahhha

  • i didnt realize he had a beard till the 3rd time watching it

  • 2:07 the best part!! hahahahahahahaaahaahaha

  • what a shame to comedy. i regret clicking on this waste of brain use...

  • They are not realising the Hebrew language having same pronounsiation for Ahmed were the "Injeel" has written

    But they are reading and following corrupted Holy Bible with infinite contradictions which allows Alcohol and all other shits,

    Lets pray for the GOD for realise the truth for those who are in the wrong path

  • @AJudeFilm Don't watch it then(y)

  • Theres no god but Allah and Mohammad is his prophet.

  • 1807 person are potencial terrorist

  • ignorant fool

  • this isn't even remotely funny. you'd have to be a braindead child to find this cheap crap comical.

  • It seemed funny until he started using the dark language. I don't need this. Goodbye.

  • Racist O_o

  • @tahabakhit Islam is NOT a RACE!....

  • @allahswaggerrVEVO

    well being arabic is a race

    and ahmed is an arabic name b4 being islamic

  • @tahabakhit Ummm

    arabic isn't a race

    it's a language that arabs speak!....

    islam is a religion

    arab is a race

    and arabic is a language!....

  • 1,804 people are scared of Ahmed

  • nice

    

  • @MrKattab Ikr :D

  • @MrKattab thanks 

  • what we do for you i want understand we muslims loves all the reliigon but you i dont know why you hate us

  • i didn't the understand the thing with the ''bush''

  • press 3 over and over to show jeff pulling on ahmed's dick

  • @SakkaraStudios101 i kept pressing 3 LOL :D nice one mate =) sub me :D

  • 1803 People are Terrorist. XD

  • USA the terrorist! Good video :)))

  • Its a Flesh Wound!! hahahaha

    

  • FANTASTIK

    

  • fuck racists and terrorists !! we gotta stop accusing religions af being the source of violence ... if we said that islam=terrorism so we can also say that about christianity (93 victim because of this motherfucker who believe that only christianity have the right to exist ) !!!

  • @deppismail Just give me 1 real proof that this video said muslims are terrorist. You are ashamed of yourself when you knew there are muslisms attack other religions and using muslims as excuses for doing it. This show simply joke on these terrorist; why do you have to be angry for them ? Were there in muslims teaching about 72 virgins in heaven if you kill others ? If you're angry and lash it out on other religions then the jokes are on you.

  • @ninjadejedi i said "fuck racists and terrorists" ...that's means that i hate ben laden as i hate anders behring breivik and all killers around the world . i'm not defending islam , i'm defending religions .that's all !! thanks for being polite next time !!

  • @deppismail May be i missed understand you ; My apology. I just fed up with all the muslim come here angry for no reason while this show never joke on any religion.

  • @ninjadejedi  you're welcome !!!

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  • 1792 People are Muslims XD.

  • Insulting others religion is not funny , put yourself in their shoes ( just an expression ) . If some one insult Jesus what will you do?! What will you do if someone insult you Christians?!!

    Respect others to respect you.

    P.S not all Arabs are Terrorists but those are "The category of diminutive" the Islam is the Peace religion ,read more about and educate yourself (with all due respect).

    Peace,,

  • @NervyGaS Welltechnically he did not insult any religion; the name ahmed is not only for muslim; the turban also not only for muslim. The only thing he did here was making a puppet similar to recently terrorist , they were terrorist and they were muslim, so this joke is on those terrorist, he did insult any thing about muslim. If he wanted to insult muslim, there should be joke about their teaching, religion and habbit etc..... which there werent. Those people that angry are over reacting.

  • Is this guy still alive ?

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  • Hellooooooo i am lindsay lohan hahahahahahahahaha

  • what the fuck are you talking about ? Dont you know that, Real Muslims people never try to kill to nobody, however you wıll never accept that,many europen people who beılıve that the muslıms equal teorıst... crazy stuff

  • Oh,I'm a terrorist ? D:

  • oh no! My bf's name is ahmed. :P

  • SILENCE, I KILL YOU!

  • since the age of time and they have been lying to you ! worshiping idols! don't make me laugh ! worshipping a stone! that can't talk! that u built it urself! ur religion is a joke! and my religion is the best! 99% of the christian women r bitches! wearing bikinins, exposing their asses! boobs! looking very cheap while wearing the cross! the filthiest nation and religion ever is u! and if we r criminals! then y do lots of Spanish ppl love Qatar more than their country! they're working here .

  • @footimoody78 dont lie, you would love to be from other country, cause you are an arabic terrorist, like everyone from your country. You are studying? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you are 33 and you are studying? i am really sorry man, but the country is poor for people because of you, 33 years old and still studying, you will never be anything in your life you loser, keep studying how to kill yourself and everyone around you, cause thats the only thing arabic people know

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  • instead of water , fucking christian! u wish to look liek us all tan and pretty, i'd rather die than to look like u , ugly ppl , fake hair color, wearing colored contact lenses, i don't blame u coz ur just ugly! u really hate ur own looks don't cha! now let ur " dead Jesus" claiming as if he's dead! to come back from death and restore ur sister's hymen, she sold it to buy u a house , next to the church in where they molest kids! u'll end up as a fucked up priest, blad, paying taxes like a puta

  • @footimoody78 ok man lets stop talking about religion, but if your religion is much much worse than mine, ok, you must admit it. People in your religion are all criminals that kill themselves, i would like to be like you? haha dont make me laugh, you are just a fuckin terrorist, and obviously, moor. And the last thing, i know, Sadan PUSSYein is your hero, i know, because all the muslims would like to be like him, a fuckin terrorist.

  • @MrFranxesco95

    ah ofc coz u don't have anything to say ! what r u ! ur nothing without the Arabs! Spain is nothing with the arabs! look around u bastard! love child! half of ur population r love children! ur girlsr so easy , i fucked half of them! if u look atound u in spain! u'll see how great we r ! who brought u toruism! u should thank ur god coz we were there! u have an arab race and u can't deny it u bastard , excuse me ur religion is nothing but corruption! the priests only collect money

  • @MrFranxesco95 since the age of time and they have been lying to you ! worshiping idols! don't make me laugh ! worshipping a stone! that can't talk! that u built it urself! ur religion is a joke! and my religion is the best! 99% of the christian women r bitches! wearing bikinins, exposing their asses! boobs! looking very cheap while wearing the cross! the filthiest nation and religion ever is u! and if we r criminals! then y do lots of Spanish ppl love Qatar more than their country

  • @MrFranxesco95

    lots of SPANISH immigrants come to Qatar , begging for a better lifestyle , , then speaking of Saddam, spell the name right 1st then talk u ignorent, wanna know who r ur heroes? Francisco Franco and Hitler and Bush, ur just like them , obsessed with ethnic cleansing and religious cleansing, and u deserve E.coli, u'll perish with E.coli , coz ur filthy, believe me whatever u speak! i'll find many negative points about ur religion and the way u live! u don't even worth my shoes

  • @MrFranxesco95 my shoes worths 2000$ and even if i sell u ! u'll never be sold for this price, i'm the Arabian richie rich u bitch! u study and work in the same time! hahahahha! don't make me laugh! even my maid doesn't study and work in the same time! btw my maid is Spanish! hahahahha die hard u bitch hahahahahhahahahhahahah

  • @footimoody78 hahahaha dont make me laugh so much please, i am starting to think you are so ignorant that you would have to go to the doctor. your shoes worths 2000$? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA of course nigger, of course, your house, all your stuff and your 7 wifes dont even worth 1000$ you poor terrorist

  • @footimoody78 I fail to see any of your point except that all you can do is insulting other people and other religion why your religion is the same, selling hope, not a single proof that it's truth. Whether you're rich or not has nothing to do with your country or you're a good person or not. What is the different between a 2000$ shoes with a 50$ one ? If you base on material to see a man then you, yourself, fail as a muslim.

  • You dont know about our messenger so shut up he is best than you god (Allah) love him so much he is our majesty.

  • lol

  • first aval its achmed the dead terrorist

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  • @manchesterunited465

    queen elizabeth the grumpy old bitch! and yes! bgo wash ur ass b4 talking! and do not rub ur ass with tissues plz! hahahah ! good luck with ur high unemployment rate! don't worry, i'll hire u as 1 of my maids hahahha

  • @footimoody78 haha? cant stop laughing?

  • @manchesterunited465 and look who's talking! ur so poor that u can barely laugh! ya 5ara! hahahahha kos omeeeek , translation= fuck u m ur mother;'s twat<<<as u say it

    now fuck off u cum - skin people! go get a tan and look liek a human instead of frozen chicken!

  • @footimoody78 kos amk aw kos a5tk ya ab al sha*mota amk 3la zebbe banekha tayeb?

  • @manchesterunited465

    اخ تفو عليك يا خنيييييث

    والله اسحبط من شعر طيزك يا قواد والله فيك نطفه في طيزك

    يااااااااااااااو

    بفرك ويهك في كس عبده فيها دورة

    وطيز خنزير يا ابن اليهودي يا ولد القحبه

    اخ تفووو عليك يا شرمووووط

    يالله اشوف ترجم هذا يا السمدنيجة

  • @footimoody78 youre such a retard

  • @MrFranxesco95

    hahhahaa look who's talking! A Spanyard?!!! the origins of Arabs! when alll the arabs were in Andalusia , fucking ugly filipino like spanish women, u even look like Arabs! tan, short , dark hair! i bet ur father is Tareq Bin zEEYA! GO BACK AND LET FRANCISCO FRANCO FUCK U UP

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  • @footimoody78 wait wait you are from the weird countries full of niggers!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking moor, nigger!!! just start prading lying on the ground, and kill yourself with a grenade, cause its a tradition in your fuckin shit country isnt it? ALLA!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha LOL fuckin arabic

  • @MrFranxesco95

    oh hahahahah! and ur r from the poorest countries ever?! paying taxes and having to put up with the high costs! a country that is full of black+ filipino ugly faces? hahahha with fucked up teeth and pig eaters , ahhaaaa that's y ur so pink and disguisting , ur truwly what u eat! if u were goo enough we wouldn't see fucking poor Spanish trash in Qatar , coming to work here as servant! i was shocked! ur country gave u nothing but poverty! let me slap u on ur left and right cheek

  • @MrFranxesco95 u wish to be like us! we r ur masters , and ur our servants! u need to put the cross up in ur ass then lick it!Christians = filthy nation, source of gays and lesbians , poverty, prostitution = Christianity, bet u admire pope Alexander the 6th , who identified christianity as corruption , brigning all of these whores into the church, those whores must have been ur mother and ur granmother, ur the filthy nation , making porn , wiping ur disgusting pink asses with tissues

  • @footimoody78 Yeah, ur kinda right but u went too hard on Christianity :\ People please respect other religions cuz every religion can be maked fun of EASILY! Sorry but that is right!

  • ((And when the Shaitan made their works fair seeming to them, and said: No one can overcome you this day, and surely I am your protector: but when the two parties came in sight of each other he turned upon his heels, and said: Surely I am clear of you, surely I see what you do not see, surely I fear Allah; and Allah is severe in requiting (evil).))QURAN8:48

  • @zaladja So what your saying is that Islams Allah is Satan. I completely agree! Look all of these up and tell me how you could possibly be so stupid to follow the teachings of a pervert child molesting serial killer like Mohamed.

    QURAN As to those who do not believe in the hereafter, We have surely made their deeds fair-seeming to them, but they blindly wander on. (27:4) See also 39:23, 6:39, 35:8, 13:27 & 14:4)

  • oh I love bus... OH you mean the president Im sorry!

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  • its ahmed not achmed