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  • see if you can read thix shit: stick hacia arriba tu culo de mierda que se enfrentan dos idiota cabeza azul assed hijo de puta que no tiene nada mejor que hacer entonces esta maldita mierda!

  • You have very sexy accent !!!

    are you single ?

  • Haha, this is awesome!!!!!

  • I don't speak Spanish....so the fake spanish is spot on. Sounds the same

  • Simlish.

  • sounds like the sims haha the english does

  • hahaha Holy shit, that is one of best fake (American) English accents I have ever heard. I wish there were more of these videos floating around. Thanks for the laughs, man... I needed to hear that. I imagine that is EXACTLY what it sounds like to non-English speakers.

  • The, a, is, the, is, time, of, a, is, to, in, the, choring, the, of, the, off, and, sure, he, this, kind, to, he, first, to, but, to, the, way, of..

    All of the above are -real- english words.

  • I just got MIND FUCKED on the english part...

  • That is so weird.

  • Haha it sounds like something I'd hear on NPR except unintelligible.

  • All this reminds me of the sims

  • For the English part it's like somehow I lost the ability to understand the language and you're trying to tell me something.

  • Hi, native English have replied that the fake English was so good that they thought they should understand. Sorry, but the fake Spanish part had not that effect on me (native speaker). In fact, it did not really resemble any possible Spanish accent or way of speaking. I think that can be done better. In fact, your English example looks like a paragraph, with verbs and complex sentences. That did not happen in the Spanish attempt. BTW, "obrigado" is Portuguese.

  • aw. my head hurts with that english one.

  • waah... i wonder if this is how they came up with the way the Sims talk

  • Aahhh I had to pause the video because it made my head feel weird. Like my brain was straining to make sense of what you were saying. You win.

  • first clean your room and then post videos little girl

  • Oh no, word salad! Richard has had a stroke! Got to get him to the hospital! =P

  • I felt like that was like listening to NPR through a door, big words that I can't fully hear because they're muffled. Creepily similar to the English language. The right cadence and flow and everything.

  • wow. that was the best ive heard. we sound REALLY WEIRD. this is the first time ive heard something sound like english in (more-or-less) my accent and i couldnt understand. i was barely able to make out the different words-which is a huge factor in language barriers. well done. im glad i could see what it felt like for english because it had always been in the back of my head

  • i decided after watching this that native speakers can never know what their language sounds like to others. it took this video for the planets to align in my head. i expected it to sound different because it would have the english sounds without the words, but it just sounds like you're saying something and i can't understand you correctly. i don't hear an accent, which is the problem.

  • your spanish sound like spanish/portuguese/italian mix.

  • Sounded like something about science. My first languige is French, and after hearing this, my head felt weard, as if all the english I knew was a lie. That's a creapy fealing. Who else had that happend to them?

  • I think the best part of this is what English-speaking people are saying: that they feel like their brain is telling them that they should understand, but it's not quite getting through. This is really interesting.

  • this is what it's like to have aphasia

  • This is the best of the fake English responses, IMO. I also liked your spin on the OP's fake Spanish, your accent I think makes it more believable than the original. Great job!

  • WHAT'S THE POINT?

  • TO RESPOND TO THE FAKE LANGUAGES YOU DUMBASS!!

  • @QW5ub255bW91cw thats it?oh get a life coz this is gay....

  • wow my brain is telling me i should understand but i cant make out a word of it

  • Fake English is how english would sound like if you don't understand English.

  • @danielkutztown absolutely right

  • That sounds more like italian.

  • @danielkutztown what is fake English ??

  • best fake English that I've heard

  • The Spanish totally sounded the same to me, but then the English... trippy! Thank you!

  • wow that sounds awesome

  • you look like a gentle fella. .. .. . .

  • Woah. I was trying to make out words and it frustrated my brain when I came up with nothing. It's like those moments in a conversation where you say 'what? What was that?"

  • However, when you read it, suddenly you can speak it too.

    The Crenenium.

    A yodel is transbenned. The alcamestime canned up rotoring. Alang pong is tupo-ported innen foresby, drawing the half out of hisby - the offkine enjure. E pheut nuass kus kindapalm. Mercy fers devil dutrauages, but ettetur rameus lu pairway whirlugy, of Mellan.

  • @ugiswrong Hahaha, very nice very nice... close

  • Wtf????? It's so weird. I was hearing a language I speak in but not understanding it...

  • Haha that was great.

  • is everybody going retarded or something haha..?

  • @StackerNZ

    why say that?

  • haha wow this is really good

  • Wow..I always wanted to know how english sounds to someone else! I kinda like my language a little more now!

  • haha great!

  • That was really good :D

  • OMGOSH! that was awesome and really funny. lol.

  • Oh so thats what I sound like- i must sound Dutch. lol

  • good job!  i liked the english a lot.. i've been wondering how it sounds to "foreigners" lately as well

  • ... Er... You used so many English words: The, a, is, time, of, to, off, he, kind, first, but, way.

    Obviously anything with all those English words is going to sound English.

  • @YouStoleMyTube Common words like the, a, is, he, to, etc really should be expected in fake English. If someone is pretending to speak a language that they've heard, they can easily come up with those common words. I'm learning Korean (beginner still) and if I try to fake Korean I'd probably throw in some _nida, _yo, namja, yeoja, sarang, _nim, hajiman, _e-seo, etc because they are often said.

  • Someone from the Maine seacoast listening to someone from the most Southern part of the rural Appalachians, might think they also were hearing fake english.

  • haha the only english word i could hear 'trousers'.

  • in the movie the "seagull's laughter" which takes place in Iceland in like the 1950's or 40's, kinda reminded me of a song playing on a radio, in I think the Grandmother's house. and another scene at a fair, where, this Man is one like a stage performing some sound..

  • Kinda sounded Gaelic.

  • O.O Omg that is good non-english english!!!!!!! Sounds like ~I know someone sad this~ My Science teacher too!! It always goes over my head!!

  • I'm American and I really liked the English. Really good man. It makes me feel like I've had a stroke, as someone else said.

  • Sounded like real English for the most part, but sounded more German towards the end.

    Same with the Spanish, towards the end it sounded more Portuguese to me.

  • Ok the English was good Ill give you that, the Spanish was pretty good not great

  • that sounds like speaking in English using words I don't know.... good job!

  • dude ur foreign!

  • I don't think this counts, since you used real english words.

  • i've tried to get my non english speaking friends to do this forEVER but they never will. thanks, i love how it sounds when you do the english. reminds me of when i smoked myself to the point of aphasia.

  • i've tried to get my non english speaking friends to do this forEVER but they never will. thanks, i love how it sounds when you do the english. reminds me of when i smoked myself to the point of aphasia.

  • its like listening to my science teacher.

  • @stevenwall2010 tell me about it...sigh**

  • As someone who speaks English fluently, it's weird to think that someone would actually believe that is English, but it does sound like it. And when you hear someone else "fake talking" in a language you don't know, you can't tell the difference! Crazy :) Very interesting, thanks!

  • really good!

  • In the Spanish part you say something like obrigado a few times, that's actually Portuguese (thanks/gracias) but it was excellent anyway.

  • grate english... but u had the same problem with the spanish.. it sound portuguese/italian dont use the Ñ so much

  • holy shit that's GOOD!

  • Soz but im English and u dont sound english

  • makes me feel like I've had a stroke

  • Sounds like the Sims.

  • I am a native english speaker who only knows the very basics of spanish. Upon seeing the original video, I boggled my mind trying to think of what fake english would sound like. You DO speak fluent english, and I've got to say, you're fake english is damn convincing. Very good job, my friend.

  • eh. I like it, and for the most part i though that the english sounded really good, but towards the end it started sounding more german to me.

  • awesome man

  • That fake English was perfect. I couldn't really think of how fake English would sound, especially American English, but you did it well.

  • YESSSSSS! brilliant.

  • Oh, wow! This is so weird! You had a great American accent going there... but I couldn't understand any of the words!

  • that was SO GOOD! OMG, i bet that's what english rlly sounds like to non-speakers XD

  • what the hell? IT is soo english. It is like when someone speaks english but your like "huh..?!"

  • I am so happy to finally hear some good fake eglish! That was very impressive.

  • HAAAA! That's so awesome. xDDDD

  • The cranenium: a yortel of trans fat

  • This is one of the best replies. I speak both Spanish and English and it's almost frustrating to my brain to here the fake languages because the sounds are correct. My brain recognizes the morphemes but the way they're put together doesn't make sense - it's fake lol. It's sort of like hearing someone speak through the wall. You can hear people talking but you can't understand what they're saying.

  • english sounds sweet!

  • Haha that's awesome!!

  • Good job. All fake english I've heard is with an American accent (west coast too). Would love to hear some fake english with a thick Jersey accent

  • that was absolutely amazing. Best fake English I've heard on youtube. It's crazy, because it's like my mind was grappling to understand what you were saying in English...lol it was frustrating my mind

  • That was great!!!! 

  • You're too good at this fake English thing, obviously fluent.

  • That was so bizarre! hahah I kept replaying the English cause I thought I was understanding but nope!

  • que?

  • Some of the fake words your using in the English one are words in the dictionary also to think of fake words to replace words like "and, if, or, the, to etc" that we use every sentence and throw them in context. Think about it! Its hard to try and speak a fake language if you can already speak the traditional one.

    Much love for the effort tho.

    Peace out.

  • that was cool. nonsense that seemed somewhat familiar as an English speaker.

  • Wow. I'm a 20-year-old midwestern girl, English as my native language, and it was such an odd feeling to hear that "English". I kept wondering why I couldn't understand it. I literally felt like you were telling me something, but something was blocking the way.

  • @alashabibti agreed or maybe we just think we understand it because of his "american" accent

  • @alashabibti I have also always wondered what it is like for foreigners. I work with lots of non-English speakers, and they say that the language they speak in the Sims is the closest thing to English

  • Your Spanish sounds too Italian...

  • I thought your fake Spanish was just decent but your fake English was really good.

  • oh man that was so weird....fake english sounds kind of germanish?

  • It's pretty good, but I hear a bit too much articulated 'r' when you do 'tr'. That sounds like 'too-rah' to me, so you might try shortening that. I use too-ra when I'm imitating Italian or Spanish.

  • that was the best fake english i have ever heard. you even had punctuation, enunciation, pausing, periods, etc. great job!

  • Cool

  • THAT WAS SO COOL

  • that was really well done! the english at least

  • thats not fake english this it likish fakish youish cowardish youish badish english

  • Your English sounds very Medieval - like the opening of Beowulf. I wonder if that text would allow for "Fake English" even for those fluent in it.

  • it sounded just like english!!

  • this is crap- it is impossible to speak a fake language if you already speak it. only someone who doesn't speak the language can speak the fake language- i dont think this is what REAL fake english sounds like (does that even make sense?)

  • @XIPM3

    I completely agree! If you already speak the language, your understanding of how the fake language should sound is skewed. I want to see a video of someone who doesn't speak a lick of English do it.

  • @XIPM3 an impression is an impression.

  • @XIPM3 omg nooo please dont kill it i thought it was very good ye but if a non english person was pretending to speak english they would prob talk like he is like for instence on of my grandads is german an when he spoke german before i learnt it i used to mimik him all the time an i just spoke plain shit basicly like this but german obv haha so tbh this isnt bad

  • Wow...that sounded just like English, but I couldn't understand what you were saying. LOL.

  • Oh my GOD, SPOT ON! I speak both languages, so it's like I was trying to follow along, but nothing was coming in. XDD

  • The english sounds right but the way you spelled it looks off. haha

  • now i know: i always wanted to know what english sounds like to non english people!

  • Okayy, I Dunno What Video Everyone Else Was Watching But The English Was Terrible...Sorry But Nobody I Know Speaks Like That, It Sounded American To Me But Heyy I'm Onlyy English = P

    x

  • HOLY CRAP!!

    that was awesome!

    that was a good spanish imitation btw.. but i think you should have said the whole thing as if it was a sentance.

    thats how i speak :p

    and the eglish... my god.

  • Great work! The English part (1:03) was really good. I caught myself actually trying to follow along.

  • that's really good impression. It's so weird to hear "English" and not know the words. It sounds so peculiar!!

  • @xxxToomy07 i agree very much XD

  • @xxxToomy07 using a homosexual lisp does not count as changing a language

  • Very nice fake English, if I weren't paying attention I would have thought you were speaking English.

  • wow the fake english sounds so english if you re not carefully listen to it

  • thats nice...from denmark

  • O_0

  • Great job!  I love it!

  • hahaha the egnlish part was great

  • in the english part you used some basic words so it wasn't completely fake, but still very good.

  • awesome fake english man! blew me away! i had to listen twice to see if you were actually talking english or truly making jibberish.

  • @iamHarleyDavidson so did I lol

  • the fake english sounds like something out of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in its zaniness

  • i would say that this fake english isn't fake because some of the sentences they followed some sort of english based sentence structure.

  • whats funny is the fake english sounded completely normal to me, like you're supposed to talk

  • OMG!! the english is awesome!

  • I really like the fake English one, too.

    If I had the radio on for background noise and you slipped into that, I don't know if I'd notice anything was amiss.

  • WOW the fake english is awesome

  • his spanish was better

  • This is one of the better ones so far. I have never seen anyone attempt to speak fake english, and it was a good question posted by Crenquist

  • That is cool. It seems like in any fake language the smaller words remain in tact and even in the common places ("A", "the", and "he" being at the beginning of most sentences).

  • the englsih one made my brain go swirly swirly

  • It's so weird when you speak the fake English because my brain tries to understand it but cant. :D

  • sorry but.. mi native language is spanish, and your fake spanish sound to me more like Portuguese when you say "obrigado" and other is similar to greek, latin or somethink else.. but not familiar. I think you should change the word "PI" is too many, for "que" or "el" "la".

    Fake English sound pretty good...

    Congratulation!!!

  • so cool

  • awesome :)

  • That's so cool! And so wierd o.O

  • Once when I was in a waiting room at a doctor's office, I saw a little Argentinian girl pretending to read a book in English. The sounds she made were really interesting to hear.

  • GOBBLEDY GOOK!

  • lol, that was really interesting...i always wondered what i sound like to people who speak different languages.

  • Haha this was frustrating bc I speak both eng and span and it was like I was trying to understand but nothing made sense! Awesome!!

  • Here's what I heard, without looking at your text:

    The crenenium: a yordel is transbent.

    The all-pain of time can of brodery;

    A lang pun is triple-corded in the Forsby,

    Jarring the half out of Hisby.

    The half-kine inger: he futen-waxes

    Kine de pomme, mercy-first deviled to trouges,

    But edger to ream the triple-hair way whirl-a-gee

    Of Milla.

  • good GOD. English sounds like smooth German.

    nice job man

  • I took 3 years of fake English in high school.

  • I know all too well what that's like...

  • I'm a primary english speaker and that was great. It sounded familiar, yet I knew it was fake.

  • Lol

  • @septicbrainfluid A very valid point there. :D

  • @septicbrainfluid They OFFER classes in fake English?

  • really good work on the fake english!

  • wow.. thats the best ive heard. really I guess that is what we we sound like to other people.. thats great! great job!

  • waaa i dont know why you use that PI PI PI in the fake spanish... we dont use that pipipipi, that makes this fake spanish sound really FAKE :P

  • Yeah, the english one was awesome.

  • That fake English was awesome, it sounded real! I almost felt like smacking myself for not making out the words xDD

  • Wow the fake english was good