I Hate Richard Hammond

[flyingfishnet]

stewart lee has a good perspective. JC is an overpaid boring has been. Go enjoy your money and leave us be JC.

[MrJcman100]

I didn't think it was possible but this was even less funny than Richard Hammond....

[M1308george]

YOU HAVE TO ADD FAKE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOUR A TWAT I HOPE YOU HAVE A CRASH AND DIE YOU LUMP OF SHIT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FUCK YOU

-GYPSY DAVE

[M3au]

@M1308george Dear Lump of ill-informed shit. The laughter is from real people in an audience at a theatre in Glasgow. Fuck off and die, you retarded fanboy.

[jerste]

@M3au

... decapitated if possible. Gypsy.. hi hi hi...

[Hypersterikal]

Stewart Lee is a fucking retard, he is just jealous that he actually has a successful life and he is far more of a comedian than he is. Hammster is a fucking hero and a legend in my books, considering he survived a 280 MPH dragster crash that any other man would probably die. I love you Hammster.

[hardcorebootlegs]

lol, think stewart sounds jealous of richard. calling him "nothing" what a cheap few blows... i didn't find this funny at all.

[Roni123O]

but richard

we all love richard

the hammster

HAMSTERS RULES :D

[JamieGreGPS]

Did you use GoAnimate plus

[M3au]

@JamieGreGPS Not for this. I did have a 1 month subscription to GoAnimate that enabled me to create a couple of my own "actors" though.

[AsboJunior]

GAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[captchastudios]

I know

[captchastudios]

This is quite awesomely brilliant... not really sure it warranted the animation though? Why not just show the original clip :-/

[M3au]

@captchastudios I was just playing around with GoAnimate .. seeing how the actor could lip sync. The original clip is easily found on YouTube already

[TopGearDog100]

i didnt laugh for one second, i like stuart lee, but this is just unbeleivable :(

[horsedoctorman]

Don't argue on Youtube. Here's my argument why you shouldn't do this. No, I have no sense of self awareness or irony.

[Slapbass13]

This is one of the best routines Ive ever heard.

[Slapbass13]

@StarRebel95 Its just a joke. Like on Top Gear.

[misskateykins]

@Sgomez417 Yeah, obsessed and supporting are different and I am sat on the supporting side.

What the fuck. What do you mean "Which Camp you're in" what the hell does that mean?!

[misskateykins]

@Sgomez417 No not really. I support Richard and his family with another 5 million fans. What makes that distrubing?

[misskateykins]

FUCK YOU BASTARD!!!! You don't underatand when to stop! No wonder you have a recent report on you saying how bad you are and how people wants your comdey banned!! Twat you are Stewart Lee!!

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins it's a joke... you know, like on Top Gear

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Yeah, you know on Top Gear they always aplogize afterwards for making the mistake. He doesn't.

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins that's because he's done nothing to apologize for... go to 2:45 on this video, listen, try to understand, and take the hint

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman I'm fine thanks. Don't want to listen to an asshole like him.

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins 'him' is a character you daily mail reading moron

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Really... Does he write coloumns for the Daily mirrorlike Richard Hammond? Didn't think so. Does he over 16 sports cars. Don't think so. does he own over 5 motorbikes. Don't think so. Does he live in a big manison in the countryside? Don't think so. Does he work on the worlds most popular car show? Don't think. Will he ever be invited to Top Gear? No, because if he did he'd most probably get run over by The Stig. Get my point why Richard is more SUCCESSFULL then this twat?

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins As you imply, Richard Hammond is in a position of power... which is exactly why he is a valid target of satirical criticism by comedians, durrrr. What did that weasel faced little prick ever do to deserve a mansion? You know Jeremy Clarkson is good friends with Rebekah Brooks the phone hacker scumbag don't you?

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Maybe he survived a 300MPH accident and has helped out with charities AND become Vice presdient of the Childrens Trust. He earned the money so why shouldn't he spend it on a mansion? That is why Jeremy is infamous you idiot. And he only pricks on Richard because they went to the same secondary school and he is jealous as he said in an interview. So, if you don't mind I don't want to give this video anymore shitty video. BYEEEE!!!!! :D

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins lol you're so mad you're not even making any sense any more, not that you made much sense in the first place

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Maybe you don't understand the truth and only understand the lies. Shame that.

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins Hahahaha you haven't even listened to this video ("Don't want to listen to an asshole like him") but you know the truth and I don't? Genius

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Yeah, because I am going to comment on a video I haven't watched. I don't need to watch so many other people have uploaded it, I know what is will say so it is a waste of time. And I'm sorry have you looked at the dislikes for this video.

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins You're probably the stupidest person I've ever talked to, congratulations.  As for dislikes, I don't like the cartoon myself.

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman I'm the stupidest person you've talked too. LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Look, sweetheart, you are the stupidest person I have ever talked too because you wouldn't be on this video if you didn't like the animation you'd be on the video where it showed him actually taking the fucking mick out of Hammond and the lads. You my friend, are the stupidest person..................in the world. Oh, how I amuse myself :')

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins I like Stewart Lee and was curious to see what this video was about, what's your reason? Enjoy the rest of your sad life fantasizing about marrying Richard Hammond or why ever it is you care so much about him you fucking weirdo

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Is that so, LOL. Me wanting to marrying him? On your nelly mate. He is married and I respect him and his wife along with his kids. I just hope one day you have a car crash and have your head roll off, with glass going into your eyes as your head sets on fire. TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D And me a fucking weirdo? At least I'm not a cunt. TAA TAAA :D

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins hahahahahahahhahaha the irony... priceless

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman Hahaaaaaaaaa... Not. Same to you too :D

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins Keep typing more stupid stuff that demonstrates you're incapable of basic reasoning! "I'm Lovin' It"

[misskateykins]

@horsedoctorman LOOOOL. My side has split, you're so funny. Not.

[horsedoctorman]

@misskateykins you're the funny one honey

[WithCompany]

@horsedoctorman @misskateykins You know guys, arguing through comments on YouTube is a lot like competing in the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded. You're both pathetic. Give it a rest already.

[horsedoctorman]

@WithCompany Yeah stop arguing 11 hours ago you two!! Read my hilarious joke about the Special Olympics which I came up with myself and definitely hasn't been posted on the internet a billion times already and is not at all insensitive to the intellectually disabled!!! Also, please kill me.

[WithCompany]

@horsedoctorman

1) If you heard the joke before, you apparently didn't get it or you wouldn't be arguing through comments on YouTube.

2) I didn't claim I came up with the joke. I didn't. So?

3) The joke is insensitive to people arguing through comments on YouTube, not to disabled people.

4) You obviously have some serious anger issues. Maybe it's time for you to put down your crackpipe, get a life and some professional help.

[horsedoctorman]

@WithCompany lol, thanks for the list of well thought out ARGUMENTS, you realise you're trying to start another argument you stupid fucking asshole?

[WithCompany]

@horsedoctorman Seek help. Seriously. WithCompany out.

[horsedoctorman]

@WithCompany If you thought the line about the special olympics was a clever or funny thing to say it is you that needs help my friend. Try developing your own opinions and ideas about things, I know it's difficult

[AbortedHitlerCock]

'Go Animate' is vile, and this video doesn't do the audio justice.

[NoVideoxD]

This is so dumb. You are a shot weasel peace of shit. He crashed with nearly 300mph and had the balls to come back to the show! I hope you're going to hell you peace shitty Bayer asshole!

[M3au]

@NoVideoxD Yeah, he is a real hero .. isn't he? It's great how he donated all the proceeds from his book to the hospital and people that saved his life ... isn't it? But he didn't, did he? He's just a selfish opportunist and a shit house narrator. But I guess that is why you support him. Because you spend your life admiring crap!

[NoVideoxD]

@M3au You can´t say you wouldn´t do the same!

[rorymorris1]

@M3au well said ! 

[superzanmato]

@M3au He pays taxes doesn't he. This isn't funny, just some sad twat going on and on and on.

[M3au]

@superzanmato What has his tax return got to do with this?

[Aazerel]

@M3au So from what i can tell you hate him because hes got more money than you.

[M3au]

@Aazerel You "tell" very little. I don't like him because he is a hair gelled facade for a very nasty little piece of work. His very unfunny rant against Mexicans (particularly his closing comment) showed his real self, as did his pathetic and insincere "ooh, I'm sorry" back track afterwards.

[Aazerel]

@M3au No, his rant about Mexicans showed the true side of his British humour. But yeah i see what your getting at: Hitler, Colonel Gadaffi, Josef Stalin, Bin Laden, Saddam Hussain. All of which are nowhere evil as Richard Hammond.... FUCKING GET OVER IT. Hes a TV presenter you may have issues with like everyone will with people. Forget it and focus on the more important things going on in this world. Oh and im going to assume your a fat, dirty, smelly, lazy Mexican who farts a lot.

[M3au]

@Aazerel British humour is usually funny, the Mexican episode wasn't. And if you are so concerned about people making good use of their life, what are you doing trolling youtube?

[orwell98]

well done bud, this is class.

[hambeef420]

TTHIS IS SO GOOD