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  • Kevin Smith hasn't made a good film in almost 20 years.

  • Kevin Smith is a genius. lol. I loved when he said I cant see your man tits from here ... wear black and in layers.

  • Kevin is my hero. that was fantastic. He laid into him with the calmest most polite disposition i have ever seen.

  • Ok, so doing a 'Yo momma' joke is a genius comeback now? Also he then suggested the guy had 'man tits' which would be funny of Smith didnt beat him hands down on the moobs! Fuckoff you waste of space that had one, maybe two good ideas.

  • Guy kind of has a point, but he shouldn't have been so rude. At this point I think more people enjoy his

    Q@a sessions more than his movies

  • @mission762008 Yeah, he has a point, and the awesomest part of this is that Smith actually aknowledges it too, and gives him an earnest answer. Before pwning his ass, that is.

  • Did Mr.tits say "I live with my mom what else am I gonna do?"

  • kevin is the smoothest and best man ever!

  • This video should be renamed: "Kevin Smith gets insulted, capitalizes on fact that his fans are awkward losers"

  • Wear black and wear layers

  • man tits

  • Anyone know what happened at 1:45?

  • Not a fan of Kevin Smith but regardless how shoddy his output can be the guy is still a produced filmmaker rolling in cash. And I agree with the poster who asked why anyone would go to comic con to diss Kevin Smith. It's not Cannes ffs.

  • @metamorphosis67 ive never paid for one of his movies. i think ive watched only one of his movies all the way through. im just a guy who has noticed his crap style and career from afar. dude, EVERYONE knows this guy is unoriginal. i just saw this video and thought, "what a jerk"

    i feel perfectly entitled to talk shit about him. he's a crappy filmmaker with issues and im not. and that's that. good day to you sir

  • @matthewsween You are allowed to diss him, no one said otherwise. But people are allowed dissing those who are being asses just to be asses.

  • @matthewsween "With issues"? Yes, because a man who has managed to be a successful filmmaker, author, internet personality, and comic book writer while having no ego and being one of the nicest guys in the business totally has issues. From my point of view, you're the one with issues, what with insulting a man you don't even know on an internet board. Try taking a good look in the mirror, buddy ;)

    Ever notice how all Smith haters tend to come off as jealous?

  • "This is what I do on a Friday night...attack my betters." You, sir, just got OWNED!!!

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  • God I love Kevin XD

  • not to say that the random kid who wanted to come off as cool was great or anything, but i think it says a lot that all he had say in response to a criticism of his movies (that is actually true) was a personal attack. he's not funny and he's not clever. he's a dumb douche bag who had a stroke of luck once. i know his kind and i dont like them. a "master"?of what? read some books with more words and fewer pictures kevie,

  • @matthewsween A master of making money off suckers like you who watched his movies even if just to decide if he was any good or not. He gives a shit what you say about his 'talent' or 'lack of it.' He made tens of millions of dollars off his 'lack of talent' while you probably live with your momma & drive a Pinto. Talent does not enter into the question, 80 to 90% of Hollywood & so-called indie films are con-jobs by mediocrities that get that last dollar out of your pocket & put it in theirs.

  • 1:36 KO

  • too bad his 'horror' movie sucked balls

  • Is this really a heckle? I thought a heckle was interrupting someone - this was a Q&A, the guy asked a question with negative connotations.

  • Interesting to see a multimillionaire movie director still bothered enough by the guy's question to attempt to humiliate him in public. If you're going to ask a celeb/writer a critical question, it's best to do it face to face rather than publicly, in a room full of fans, though. I had a moderately bad experience with Warren Ellis, but since it was just the two of us arguing in the corner of a room, no-one will never know who 'owned' who.... we owned the means of production.

  • OMG Epic Comeback

  • That bitch spent too many days at Mc Mooby Town.

    Jay&Silent Bob 4life!!

  • "Now I'm just gonna fuckin' PIMP away." Kevin Smith is hilarious.

  • LOOK AT THE MAN-TITS ON THAT DUDE !!

  • I like Kevin Smith. I am not a huge fan of his movies but some are OK. Love his podcast.

  • Kevin Smith is a beast.

  • Bunch of fucking kevin smith fan boys on here. He is talented and i loved clerks but most everything else he made is shit! Especially Zack and miri make a porno.

  • Why, oh, why would you try to make Kevin Smith look dumb? You will be obliterated in a second.

  • I was at this show when this happened. I nearly died I was laughing so hard.

  • I love the complete disdain you can see in Kevins eyes when the guy says that lol.

  • Dont fuck with Silent Bob!!!

  • Each joke got progressively better. At first I was like "meh" but quite soon I was dying.

  • OH MY GOD KEVIN BLAZED THAT MOTHERFUCKER

  • So fat people can be confident too.

  • calm cool and collected. like a boss

  • 0.08 his face is priceless...

  • first rule of heckling....if you're gonna dish it out you better have thick enough skin to take some back.

  • "I can't hear you dude but I can see your man tits from here." EPIC!

  • Lmao all the Kevin Smith fanboys ganging up against the white shirt guy. He asked a perfectly legitimate question which Kevin Smith wasn't able to answer in an informative and analytical manner. Rather he chose to retort with ad hominem. The white shirt guy is right, Kevin Smith is wrong.

  • @destroyallhaha Yes he did, you just missed it while looking up "Ad Hominem" in the dictionary. The titty guy could have asked in a more respectful manner. Instead he basically told Smith his current stuff sucked. Smith answered back that he is making two movies that didn't feature any of his previous characters WHILE trashing the disrespectful Lord Titty of the Geekdom of Tron.

  • @destroyallhaha Yes he did, you just missed it while looking up "Ad Hominem" in the dictionary. The titty guy could have asked in a more respectful manner. Instead he basically told Smith his current stuff sucked. Smith answered Tittymans (da da da daaaa!) question. That he (Smith) is making two movies that don't feature any of his previous characters WHILE trashing the disrespectful Lord Titty of the Geekdom of Tron. The very fact that Smith could mess with the guys head tells me he is a pr!ck.

  • he should have said "You've got balls the size of your tits, I give you that"

  • GREAT Question!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thats a good question.....kinda LOLOLOL!!!!

  • 180 people figured out Kevin Smith had anal sex with their mom.

  • why the fuck would someone go to comic con and disrespect kevin smith?

  • that was definitely more than two words, bud

  • Trolling. only works on the internet.

  • i'm surprised no trolloc bothered to ask if jay and silent bob are still gay for one another.

  • rofl just noticed that kevin smith and joe rogan are very similar comedians. Even if smith doesn't claim to be one.

  • Right on 

  • Why is he even angry with the guy. He does rehash old characters and ideas in pretty much all his movies. He's also a terrible filmmaker and writer, but don't even get me into that.

  • That guy looks just like Silent Bob...

  • @TAFMOT3K Please tell me you're trolling or I might just lose all faith in the human intellect.

  • @TheFreemDeem Don't worry, I was being ironic - your faith in the human intellect can remain unshaken.

  • ROFL PWN!

  • Here is a much smaller version this type of heckle that involves a stripper.

    youtube.com/watch?v=2cHZ7gcEH5­c

  • One. The Guy had a point. Two. That was a lame fucking comeback. Lacked any intelligence retort. Many will say that was the point, but in reality, that's all Kevin Smith had to offer.

  • @bullettoothburrows So, he strikes gold with his very first characters and he shouldn't bring the ball back? Tell me, how much money have you made off of the same characters of your imagination? Oh wait, none. Because you're not as imaginative and far less intellectually devoid than Kevin Smith. Bash a man that is far more successful than yourself and live with the fact that you will never be in his position: Famous and rich. Good luck with your boring and trolling life.

  • @bigroweNineOhThree "Because you're not as imaginative and far less intellectually devoid than Kevin Smith" Yes you are right, I am far less intellectually devoid than Kevin Smith. When you are defending a man you have absolutely no connection with other than the fact you've watched his movies, read the comment back you total, utter, and complete fucking idiot. You could have at least checked the syntax of the sentence before you posted it, moron.

  • @bullettoothburrows The pedant troll, the lowest of the low...

  • @TheFreemDeem You're saying I'm trolling. My comment was the total opposite. I stated criticism; And you, with very little typing ability and grasp of English, screwed up your comment badly. Read it and again and you'll see, because you've probably forgotton what was even tpyed. You should be walking away with a red face and your tail between your legs. Im a Smith, fan, I'm just critical. He's not your buddy, he's a director who became very lazy. Please stop, you'are making a fool of yourself.

  • @bullettoothburrows Says the guy with a few typos in his comment. XD

  • @MzPunky I never said anything about typos, I talked of Syntax. There are a few typos, but that was written on an iPhone man. Pretty impressive thing to do If you have one.

  • Glad this douche is retiring from making movies after his flick after red state

  • @TRE1275 Sorry to break it to you, he isn't. Oh, and fuck you.

  • @TRE1275 He's a jealous self centred fat guy. And the fact that he stoops so low to try and get one up on someone proves that he's a shallow individual. Check out his rant against Peter Jackson and LORD OF THE RINGS. Proves how jealous he is of Jackson's success. Also, his love of all things STAR WARS is really rather annoying.

  • @clonard

    And you're a pathetic, shallow internet cool guy with no imagination or creativity. Continue.

  • red state is coming out soon, only 4 years later lol

  • The most epic come back in history

  • that dude got owned, he probably left the building after that and went home and jerked it to mallrats...heh!

  • That's why Kevin Smith is a genious

  • Imho his initial response, however deserved, was crass and somewhat juvenile.

    Thumbs up anyway.

  • "i can't hear you man...but i can see your man tits from here."

    *!!!!* pricelss

  • LOL

  • ...kinda

  • I give you props for the balls... Kinda.

  • kinda

  • Lol, still funny. I know that guy, too. Maynard, I miss you!

  • Kevin is the first one to admit he'd probably break down and cry in any kind of fight scenario but he looks kinda mean and scary here like he could fuck some people UP!

    Like he could go toe to toe with anyone in that fucking audience.

    That's what i think anyway. Probably becuase he's in his stride here, ripping the piss. XD

  • Kevin Smith pwning a heckler...classic and what not :D

  • trying to heckle Kevin is a suicide mission!

  • thats why he can write great dialog, quick on his feet, kinda

  • And now I'm pimpin' away.

  • I wish Bill Hicks was still alive for many, many reasons. But, to sit next to Bill while he was on YouTube watching this clip of Kevin Smith FUCKING DRILLING THIS WANNABE HECKLER IN THE ASS, would be so, so lovely, wouldn't it?

  • @skrason - Yeah, at first I thought You're gonna say: wouldn't it be great if bill hicks were alive so he could collaborate with Kevin Smith in a movie. Anyway, You're right though, Bill knew how to "dismantle" the shallow outer layer of "the heckler" very well indeed.

  • Two words, wear black...and wear layers.

  • Please the man wrote clerks dont fuck with em

  • What the hell is Tim Sylvia heckling for?

  • dude has major balls for dissin smith,but man MAJOR PWNAGE by mr smith ;)

  • @gabrielswede wtf are you smoking they were both epic.

  • He was destroyed. The 177 people that don't like this must be his family or know him in some capacity.

  • "Two words: Wear black, and wear layers"...I counted 5 words

  • fucking owned that guy, loser thought he was cool but yet not

  • I never heard of Kevin Smith but he looks like an obese Matt Le Blanc

  • @daddyschlong14 that was the funniest description of someone using obese and something else I've ever heard. Job well done sir

  • Someones boyfriend loves his movies

  • @ninja1018 as far has the sound track is concerned. if u ever seen chasing amy then u would know that does go a bit different at times. also that movie really shows is stuff asa a director and a writer. yes he uses the same actors and actress, but wouldnt u if they always worked so well with ya. its hard to gain a good solid bond between a director and actor. when that connection is made u can do almost anything on camera cause u dont waste time trying to get the actors to undestand you vision.

  • @ninja1018 You're just upset because you're still crossing your fingers in hopes of seeing Dane Cook in a Jerry Bruckheimer production directed by Michael Bay from 6 of the 20 writers who brought you The Hangover.

  • Can someone pleeeease write down what the heckler asks, and what Kevins answering? They talk to fast.

  • : Although the guy asking the question was kind of a dick, the truth is, from my perspective is that Kevin Smith just isn't a good film maker.

  • @chearn73 Doesn't matter whether hes good or not he knows how to make great profits on his films. Which is all that matters.

  • What's really funny though is that, he served the guy so simply. Like, ... nice and easy too, not even angry the way I've seen some Comic writers go at it. More tactful even than Doc Hammer was at the ComicCon criticism in like '08.

  • fuckin retard! what a dumb thing to do lol

  • And that man has just learned a lesson

  • AH-MAZING!

  • fat guy tryin to insult a fat guy

  • Kevin Smith got thrown off a plane for being so fat.

  • I had no idea what was the definition of pwnage till I saw this clip

  • @alwaysmasturbating For a better definition, search on YouTube: "Patton Oswalt owns 2 girls" and check that out. SUPER AWESOME.

  • Didn't he kinda prove the hecklers point of being a stale comedian by pulling a "your mom" joke from the start and then a bunch of nerd jokes?

    Don't get me wrong the guy deserved it.

  • That's why Kevin Smith is a genious!!!

  • Body Slam by Kevin Smith xD verbal rape hahaha

  • @williamwilson666 read your post out loud.

  • @PrizeFighter No.

  • @williamwilson666 touché.

  • LMAO! Kevin Smith totally owned that disrespectful chump! Love It!

  • @TB492 Are you kidding? Kevin Smith has one bad movie (that he didn't even write) and you're calling it Game Over? If anybody's career is over, it's M. Night Shaylaman's for having like a streak of crappy movies in a row and then ruining The Last Airbender.

  • @AGentertainment agreed with M. Night...but though he didn't write it he should have known the script was terrible. If he's a smart and witty guy like everyone says he is then he wouldnt have done such a stupid movie.

  • @AGentertainment dude he tanked when he made the villiage. lady in the water? give me a break.

  • @TB492 "he did cop out" he didn't write the fuckin movie dumbshit

  • @ViperRob42 true but he decided to direct that garbage script so he still deserves blame for that piece of shit.

  • BEAR BITCH GOT PWNED!!!!

  • 2 words?

  • Kevin smith is my Hero ! x)

  • this was staged

  • LMAO Kevin Smith is such a legend

  • PIMP AWAY.

  • That dude got OWND! Oh man that was classic!

  • i'd kill myself if i were that guy

  • To bad the guy who asked the question was dead on with the question which sounded more like a factual statement which obviously hurt the feelings of that untallented ass. But what the heck I guess if there is an audience out there for it then you should just keep sucking. Jay and Silent Bob was good.

  • @georgemartin96

    Jay and Silent Bob was the only movie he ever made for the fans, and he insulted the hell out of them all through that movie. This guy wasn't "dead on" with "factual evidence", he just stated his opinion on a subjective artform, and at the start Kevin Smith answered his question and then proceeded to insult him.

  • "This man-titted punk" Least they have something in common

  • Lmfao I didn't expect that the first time I watched it. Still makes me laugh xD

  • hahah smith actually tried to act like he wasn't going to put any of his old characters in Zach and Miri... he just used all the old actors from his old movies and tried to play it off like they were really different characters.

  • That was better than the entire running time of COP OUT.

  • "Wasn't that cool of me? Oh shit I don't have a girlfriend."

    Things like that are why Kevin Smith is a LEGEND.

  • @residentemojacob I believe it's "Wasn't that cool, honey? Oh shit, I don't have a girlfriend." Agreed on the legend.

  • @KCArmstrongXIV

    I love how you say comic books are for nerds when a man who is a deadpool fan is married to a woman with large tits and happens to be quite the famous actor(Ryan Reynolds)

  • Kevin Smith is a fat turd. You fucking nerds are all jumping on me for stating a fact-HE HAS MAN TITS and is fat. He makes shit movies, is my opinion. Seth Rogen is more talented and prolific than Kevin Smith and hasn't been in the business half as long. Kevin smith is okay, don't get me wrong, but don't get all nerdy and defensive over him either.

  • @omenroc1

    Fair enough, your entitled to your opinion, but does coming online and calling Kevin Smith a "fat turd" really make you feel good??  Maybe you should spend your time doing something more worthwhile, like drinking gallons of man juice.

  • @omenroc1 Seth Rogen has stated in an interview that when he got to Hollwood he told his manager that what he really wanted was to be in a Kevin Smith film.

  • nice tits

  • Ive seen this and seen his "An Evening with Kevin Smith" shows. The man has a wit thats damn near peerless.

    SO WHY THE HELL CANT HE WRITE A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T SUCK? I mean seriously, other than Clerks and maybe Chasing Amy (which was part of the Clerks canon) he hasn't written anything decent.

  • I find it funny how the heckler was talking about Kevin Smith being unoriginal, then Kevin Smith uses a lame mother joke as his defence.

  • dame that must hurt man lol alsome fucking alsome man go Kevin Smith

  • I'm no Kevin Smith fan, but this guy kinda deserved what he had coming. Ask an inflammatory question, expect an answer like that.

  • Kevin Smith is an asshole and total douche. His characters are original, but over used and trite. Negative comments towards me will be ignored. Kevin Smith is over-rated.

  • @Godzilla1985 Watch his '09 panel then call him a big 'ol meanie.

    "negative comments towards me with be ignored" Hahahaaa omg you can't be that much of a loser bitch.

  • 174 people didn't like this??? What the fuck is their issue???

  • @Colt2571 ya wtf I just noticed that

  • guy coulda said that "wear black and wear layers" = 5 words

  • Kevin Smith looks like 10 lbs of s h i t stuffed into a 5 lb bag these days....what the F has he been eating?

  • not sure why everyone loves this so much, the insults he threw at the heckler could of been thrown at anyone, handling a heckler well consists of turning the comments into insults in a creative way. " I'll get around to it as soon as I pull my cock out of your moms ass" can be used as a come back to almost anything. nothing clever about this in anyways. and anyway, the guy had a really good question. (that in fairness did get answered...)

  • Haha. Looks to me like the Heckler was a Kevin Smith fan and just messing with him. Good fun had by all.

  • ks 8=D~~ fat nerdy virgin with no life

    dude you really should consider maybe killing yourself? like I'm not kidding...Kevin has worked hard for years to become a great film maker...and you, a hunched over nobody, have the nerve to shuffle up there, make a fool out of yourself then wave your hideous arm fat around like it's all in good fun...hit the gym and cancel the warcraft account faggot...

  • @manifestgtr

    man relax, you're taking shit far too seriously. The guy was laughing his ass off after he asked the question. And it gave kevin a chance to display his biting wit. a good time was had by all.

  • haha I know...I was trying to come up with the meanest possible thing to say...hecklers are a bummer though...