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  • Do you really think your funny? Your voice is annoying as fuck.

  • You are more ghetto trashy than the whole franchise of Mc Donalds. Keep it up, keep eating fucking Mc Ghettos you punk ass bitch! I'll beat the fake-ass ebonics out of you!!!

  • YHUU CUTE RITEE HUR

  • i was cracking up! u r too funny!

  • Give me, give me, give me. You know how to say "please" you rude ghetto fuck? God damn whatever happened to manners

  • I do that to mu husband too!! I use all the gas! How the hell she did not know what an almond is--I have no remorse for these employees_I used to be a store manager at McDonalds and a few other restaurants in the past and those kind of workers I got rid of--that shit is ill!!!!!!

  • i would'ev cuss them people out.....

  • I feel you bro, the truth finally comes out lol

  • 5 stars for this...? yaw foos like any damn video...

  • don't tell your son to shut up!!

  • 2:48 should be on twitter lol

  • damn how often you go to micky d's?

  • @YaDigMe357 Look at his ghetto ass, I bet daily.  And I bet he says "Meh daaaanals aaaaaaight"

  • GIVE ME SOME BACON GURL..

    LOL U SO CRAZY

  • Oooohhh I swear you at da McDonalds by me off Carrolton cause them heifers is jus like that!

  • LMAO U DUMB AS SHYT CAN I GET SOME BACON

  • I am laughin so hard off your videos. Cuz you remind me of myself and my fam when Im out..and i ran across a couple of ghetto chicks. But keep doing your videos!..i love them..and im'a subscribe..

  • hahahhahhah.. that shit is hilarious

  • yes ghetto as hell, lol. I worked there when i was like 17 and this fat bitch used to eat pickles and nuggets at the drive through. GHETTO ya son is so cute!

  • LOL yall is super funny in new orleans! you is a trip wit your ALMONDS haha yea i know what u talkin bout the lil bag they give you wit the salad haha. MC Ds i stay in the drive threw myself up here NY is crazy they all ghetto.

    Peace and Luv

  • the Mac'Ds in usa is betta than here in the UK.

    we don't even have half the stuff u can get in usa...damn..lol

  • that baby boys so damn cute.. reminds me of my nephew..

  • THATS MY SONGG!!!

  • mills: nah, not really. people think i'm funny. i'm just being me.

  • Baby passing gas - fast food is not good for a baby's digestive system, but I'm sure you know that already.

  • you are so damn stupid bro. lol.

  • LOL@"Is that like nuts or something?"...Yeah that is extra ghetto!

  • lol. Usually I wouldn't watch 'vlogs' at 6:41, but this was worth every single second!! Hella entertaining! amazing! X

  • I HATE gettin' my mouth ready to eat/drink suttim (esp. as good as sweet tea) and then find out I have to get something else. How annoying-funny video, you teaching her about her job! LOL

  • LMAO @ when you were smiling and talking through your teeth. i do that when i'm at the drive through too, especially when the person has an attitude.

  • That is so funny! haha ~Connie

  • mr.carter! love that song lol "hope she aint eatin my food =D" long time no speak dejuan! hope all is good :) love ya, jeccamay x

  • you are one of a kind!!

    "give me some of that bacon girl!"

    i see ya bumping wayne,i love mr.carter!

  • ROFLMAO...you are a fucking noodle....hilarious...the type of guy that you wish you grew up with cause he is a clown...fun to be around...kinda cute too....you have instances of sexy "Id rock ya mic" (slurp..lol) moments but you'd be the one who you were too cool wit to do something wit him...lol..the type of guy you'd probably bust out laughing with and say "what the hell are we doing" butt naked and settle for watching a movie....

  • WAYNE is the devil. and sucks hard

  • man you are so hot!!! will you marry me?

  • lezlie: of course but i heard you've married some other guys on youtube also...:)

  • @lezlie15 You're fucking stupid.

  • Please tell me this is acting. This can't be real.

  • $2? No man, $7, enough so that they can make it to work but have to gas up on THE WAY HOME after a long day when they're tired and bitchy lol.

  • I don't eat fast food like that, but you make me want to try that southwest chicken salad for real though!

  • no no mcdonalds!!!

    2 1/2 month later those fries look only a day old with no mold or anything. Think of what that does in your stomach!

    stay away from mcdonalds lol im serious!

  • "and fwies! i want fwies!"

    lol omg your baby is sooooooo cute. i bet hes a riot to be around and spend the day with.

  • oh my gawd how did she not know wat almonds are? lol. ur son is so adorable!

  • i love it when you make videos with your son. he looks so much like you!

  • funny. i think the baby looks exactly like his momma.

  • D dude your still made blogging homie!!...

  • why mcdonalds so quick to mess up your order but they dont NEVER mess up when they takin ya money.

  • that was crazy i would have left

  • Lol, that Martin episode was funny, he was at the DMV and started fighting with Ms.Jerry. Youe a crazy dude.

  • lmao @ ur face at 5:19

    now i wants some mcdonalds fries =]

  • omg did u pay? lucky ass

  • "shutup, boy" lol

  • lmao, man shit. $2 dollas on pump 3. lmao.

    What the fuck did you get on your pantsleg?

  • LMAO this guy is silly

  • that shit was funny as hell...**shut up bwoy!** ihope dey aint cleaning da grill wit my food on it...LMAO..she cuda gave me sum bacon!!..she cuda gave u sum bruh!

  • So now my D is showing respect now that the tech jobs are raining on me... and I HAVE A DAY JOB.

    I drop him of at home and head back out into island territory and slide into mansions fixing PCs by sprinkling magic.

    Honest. Wish I were lying.

    Made 400 in last 12 days

    AND brought home a desktop

    a client was going to throw away

    ... THAT is my Linux machine.

    Life is good.

    Rain down on ME tech GAWDS

    I d.e.s.e.r.v.e

  • " gimme some bacon girl " ~ dejuanp.....lmao

  • u r so evil! u coulda filled that gas tank up! lol but how ol' girl didn't know what almonds were?!? haha! oh yeah that new carter 3 is hot, i had to get mine the day it came out. lol

  • and a small order of fries...cause he dont wann shut up lol

    ya "shut up" sound like me lol straight amtrak

    not the lil wanye...you should've said "hottest rapper alive" lol jk

  • U are soooo funny yooooooo

  • lol...your son calls you by your first name? i didn't start doing that to my parents until i was like 19.

  • ataraxia: yeah...i was dadadada for a long time. but everyone calls me 'dejuan'...hence 'dejuan'...lol.

  • *kid in back*munch munch munch*nom nom nom* lol...keep this video away from micheal jackson:D

  • lol.he wants flies?well,better hide our pants:D

  • seriously i swear we must go to the same micky d's cause the one i go to is sooo Ghetto! lol that was hilarious while your sons just chillin in the back munching fries Lol!!

  • lol~i love ur videos

  • that wayne album is hot my joint on that album is tie my hands w/ Robin thicke thats my shit

  • Watch out for that seven yr itch guyz

  • yall dont have wendys?

  • LMAO dude you know you've smelt some before that :) LOL

  • aceswolf: nah...never have..lol. you know black dudes don't do that. well, at least the cool ones. once they're off, we don't even know where they're at. 'girl, put ya draws on so you can get outta here'...'where are they' i on't know. once i ripped em' off, i blacked out'..lol. i've got a good rapport with dominican chicks, so i just went ahead and sniffed them damn thangs...lol:)

  • LOL I left a comment on the other video about that :) LOL I guess you haven't seen it :)

  • Dejuan, You love that Southern Iced Tea at McDonalds huh ? I'll have to try it next time....LOL!!

  • $2 on pump 3. What is that, about a tablespoon of gas?

  • alnewberry: you're right about that. i had to end up getting some the next morning. she woke me up to drop her off...lol.

  • hahaa

  • do you always order a salad at mcd's?

  • cherrysweet: yeah...but i don't think it's working cause i'm 200lbs...lol. biggest i've ever been...lol. must be all in my...heart:)

    that's for you...

  • gimme some fries

  • lol almost everytime i go to the hood mcdonald's (and thas almost every one n new orleans) the m-effa n da window is eatin or they dont have this or dont have that. and i gotta til "jatori" (just some ol ghetto ass name) put his dreads n a ponytail before he take da money out my hand or my sweet tea hot or not sweet or not fresh. boy i tell ya; dis shit is rediculous! oh yea! i got a job everybodyyyyyyyyy! lol

  • are those some kinda nuts? lmao hahhaha i wish we had people like that working in mcdonalds in london, it'd make my day everyday! Thanks for shoutin out weezy! The Carter III hot man.. HEY MR CARTEERRR!! im feeling 3 peat and mrs officer

  • LOL i loved how you were talkin shit and smiled at her so she couldn tell, that was funny.. lol random ass quote at 3:50.. lol i got to be carful at them fast food i get mad they spit on my food.. boy its over its a wrap lol

  • LMFAO! I hope she ain't eating my food!

  • LOL love this mc D's beef!!

  • now i really want mcdonalds ..

  • I think all mcdonalds are like that. They must train them to screw up your order!

  • I said #2 was my fav also. And the one with Bobby Valentino is growing on me lol...

  • that would never happen up here in the midwest

    but the 1st window is always closed for some reason they only break it out when its really busy i think...i love lil wayne's new song

  • HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY !!!!

    5/5

  • I was diggin your video until you said Lil Wayne is the best out there. MAN! Please TRY AGAIN!

    You just as ghetto as her but I will say you a step up because if she doesn't know that an almond is a nut that isn't a peanut...OMG!

    You did not just talk about smellin panties! OMG ROFL!

  • If dejuan is ghetto too then being ghetto can not possibly be too bad. :-D

  • Every McDonalds is a ghetto ass mess and the service sucks but Man they sweet tea is FIRE ass hell I have like 5-9 a week

  • Their burgers suck. Burger King or Jack In The Box or just about any other place you can think of has better burgers. Their fries are okay. Their breakfast is okay too. I guess all in all they are alright.

  • Man i'm hungry now :P

  • LMAO!! Ur life is so entertaining!!

  • BIG ASS KETCHUP PACKET BOX !!! LOL

    OOH U SO ALMONDY!

    gimme some bacon girl! lol

  • otra vez again with the ghetto Mc'Donalds lolz. i see things with them have not change one bit. and how they run out of sweet tea, that anit right and how u don't know what an almond is. they come with the salad lolz. oh wow this Mc'Donalds is a lil on the short yellow bus side LOLZ

    FUNNY!!

  • roflmao..this shit is too fuckin funny. Dejuan u make me not want 2 move back home...lmao

  • That is so damn sad, I can't believe that b**** didn't know what almonds were!!

  • I guess she never heard of Almond Joy or Hershey's with almonds. Pathetic.

  • dont wreck you car driving and recording videos

  • Was that Mickey D's on Bullard? LOL You sure know how to pic um!! That look at 5:18 was classic too!

  • winz: yep. iwent there thinking they would be better...lol.

  • what is your son doing up at 12.00 am??? get him to bed!!

  • if i go to a ghetto mcdonalds i just go back to fuck wit em lol i never order from their again lol i use to go thru the drive thru actin like a spanish person, actin picky, and drove off lol

    ~G~

  • hhhahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pantys

  • aye ya'll gotta taste that southern style chicken sandwich! i just had one... nothin but the truth!! lolol i was hungry like hell....lol yea i like wayne new cd too. i aint buy it yet though...that shit leaked on youtube so i had to listen to it 1st before i got it. BUT I LOVED IT! so imma get it. that mrs. officer???!!! I. LOVE. IT.

  • Almonds? uh is that some kinda nut or sumthin lmfao. nice vid lol ever smell some almond scented panties dejuan?!!! keep em coming

  • slam: yeah...i know what you mean. i know 'my' limits.

  • dejuanp i digg your style you dont judge ppl at all i like that if you keep that up my freind you will go places trust me

  • lol. hell naw. atleast here they'll repeat the order w/ an attitude. yea, that Carter III is off the chain. he irks me sometimes but I'll give this is one to him [Nas will forever be my fave but ppl want garbage these days so... whtvr!] even the ketchup box made an appearance @the window. lol. this shyt need to go down in a world record book, 4real. The Most Ghettoest (not most ghetto) Micky D's in the World! say it like Kat Williams: "in Da World!"

  • i just put 10 bucks in the car and i only got 2.49 gallons.......... and its not my car either so trust i will be driving that gas out.....

  • dequan i work at mcdonald from 99 to 05 and to be honest with you they fell all the way off when i left.... i want to go back to help them...lol...they neva give me the right food are straw its always something...brb though.

  • how long were u there for?

  • MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN my tank stay empty I take my bike to work DAMN! naw but i want a double cheese burger no pickles dressed like a mac

  • You couldn't fill the tank up? For real? Come on now! lol

    That boy is growin', you better get him some medium flies next time.

    Damn - you had to describe the bag to her and e'rythang! I woulda been out (with a refund) at "we ain't got no more sweet tea"!

  • BeetleJuice is one of my favorite Tim Burton movies (I admit, I love Pee Wee's Big Adventure by TB!! lol).

    Aren't you glad you checked. Someone would have had an attitude! lol Sandwiches/salad... NOT THE SAME!! LOL Hey, I am a fry-stealer too! lol

    This was funny!

  • "Some of the worst gas... I'm dying" That bit cracked me up, I'm imagining the faces you pulled on that plane/gas thingy video. That make sense? I don't think so either.

    NICE HEAD!

  • "gimme some bacon girl!"

    dejuan you are too damn funny!

  • lmao she like doing lil extra shit just to make you have some extra work lmao

  • Lordy be, this thing had me CRACKIN' UP!!!!! Yous a real fool man.

  • I almost forgot about Titus at the D.M.V.

    "What's up Almond Brown?"

    "You so almondy!"

    "You'se a small piece of leather, but you so well put together."

    That dude had my stomach hurtin' for real.

  • lol "flies" thats cute....

    i'm not a big weezy fan, but "Mr. Carter" is my SH*T!

    LMAO...is that like nuts or somethin?

  • Is this the only McDonald's? This is not a different one, OMG! She must work in the garage using $2 in gas.  Did baby eat his fries, Dejuan? LOL

  • lol two dollars on pump 3...never in my life have I heard such a thing...did attendant laugh when you asked for that?...cause I know I would

  • Haha man love the mcdonalds vids. Man you can get so much different stuff at american mcdonalds.

  • Hope you made it home on two dollars. lol I'm staying away from Macdonalds. ty Your wife doesn't have time to get gas. She trying to get home to you. lol

  • It's time for those Saints videos you promised you wouldn't stop with... ;)

  • LOL that was something first the baby wants fries, then the ghettoness about almonds and the service and then back to the baby, getting them fries and he wants to go to "casey's", LOL ya'll is too much.

  • Damn dude you go to Micky D's more than anyone I know. lol

  • 01special: i actually don't go that much. i just try and record when i do to see how crazy they'll be acting...i never ate like this when i lived in atlanta though...all homecooked. wifey works now, so we don't eat healthy as much...

  • man, i aint listened to lil wayne since he ended up in miss taylor's back yard (be quiet she on the porch shhhhhhhh). Since the hot boys broke up, he has had more attitude than i can for.

    my daughter will be 2 next month and now lately she's been saying "french fry" everytime she see's a Mickey D's. i cant resist. i remember when she use to sit back there and just look at me. not saying nothing.

  • daveofcleveland: i remember those days when he wouldn't say anything either. i'm like you..can't resist. he'll just come out after seeing those arches from a mile away and say 'fwies'...with the softest voice ever. i did a video about me giving him a hundred dollar bill and he didn't want it. i was at mcdonalds there also. now he's saying 'i want money'...killing me. but i knew it wouldn't last for long.

  • I want some flies!! LOL!! Little "D" is just too adorable...I would spoil him rotten! LOL!!

  • mtamorphis: don't worry...i'm filling your spot too well, i'ma whip his little butt. cause everything's 'mines, i want, gimme'...lol.

  • SLAM: thanks for your concern my man(assuming with the name slam). it's not as serious as i always make it. embellishing is good for entertainment. but i'd rather talk to these wonderful people on here that watch my vids, then to a therapist who only goes by what i'm saying in the first five minutes i've met him. i've been vlogging to the world for two years. my youtube friends give me some of the greatest advice that money can't buy. if you started vlogging you see how people live on here...lol

  • That baby wants fries...lol

  • LOL! "I'ma call you almond joy."

  • LOL that was ghetto.. how u work at McDonald's and not know what things go together? Almonds go with the salad and u don't know wat it is? Trippin! LOL

  • your always getting bloody mcdonalds!

    LOL FLIES bless his cotton socks!

    she didnt know what an almond is?! what kind of person is she... but who gets almonds from mcdonalds?!

    :/ lool. god im watching maury, and this kid is 1yr old, and weighs 96lbs. -- wow.

    your accent is still immense, lol

  • Marisa Tomei is my ideal woman.

  • kozfrombean: judging from your accent, i figured she would be. i loved her in that movie. 'would you give a fuck what kinda pant tha sonofabitch who shotcha was wearin'....? 'not to mention you biological clock'!!!! 'da two youts'....lol.

  • -More sweet tea?!

    -I'm fine. I haven't drank any of it yet.

    -Ok.

    -MORE SWEET TEA?!!!

  • kozfrombean: how you remember that my man? you're good...lol:)

  • 7th years itch?

    Wow, the service was terrible over there.I'm Dutch and I even know what almonds are.

    But you got a lot more things than we got here at Mc D. So, be happy.

    And I'm hungry now...

  • river: what chu know bout the 7th year itch. lol...one of the guys at my wife's job told her that. i know what his ass meant. now i can't say that you toldme..lol. 'so be happy'. you know americans are spoiled. 'claudia'...'dutch'? nice? all the dutch chicks i've met have been off the chain! :) cute feet, you have?

  • lol my first name is wayne lol

  • rizlaman: nice....'wayne'.

  • if you go through the drive through at night its almost guaranteed there be some ghettoness going on!lol

  • thomas: funny you say that, cause it's never like that in the morning. i just came from there. all smiles and sweet tea. i think they pick shifts based on their attitudes....lol.

    'oh, you have six baby daddies? well, how does 10pm to 6am sound'....'it's cool, my babies ca stay at home by theyself'....'great you start tonight'...lol.

  • im still mad they aint got no sweet tea here in japan.lol

  • That sucks man.

    It's mad good, too.

  • kozfrom: you're right...it's 'mad' 'bad' 'good'. i love the english languo..lol. no fuckin' sissy techniques, just ripping a book apaht. boston style...lol

  • hightowerdw: ooooh, i feel for you and i love you, like chaka khan. go listen to that or youtube it..'i feel for you'.

  • already got it playing lol

  • hightower: nice...go type in 'hightower police academy' if you don't already know who that is. a huge black dude...is that you? lol

  • lol.bruh i get that almost everyday at work.

  • Thats one slackass mcdonalds u got.. The thing is i always get a value meal, and try to say it as short n clear as possible.. like "i'll have a large big mac meal and a regular chocolate sundae" or whatever. And its usually a quick and painless procedure. But when u sitting there thinking out loud, ordering bits n pieces off the menu, i would find that a little distracting taking the order down inside. I'm not trying to side with them though.. they should clarify ur order before driving thru

  • tqsuited: i stopped ordering the value meals a long time ago. that food is killer now. so i try and order what 'seems' to be healthy. so i get the salad. unfortunately my baby has gotten hooked on the thought of mcdonald's fries...can't leave em alone. but daddy works out so he'll be good...lol

  • mcdonalds fries... so good lol I hear ya about eating healthy, that is all the rage nowadays. i've tried to eat better but just poor self-control and fall back into old habits. Luckily i have normal blood pressure and what not on recent check-up and definitely not overweight. I feel like going out right now and getting maccas.. lol i'll do it

  • tqsuited: have i ever asked you if you've seen bmx bandits...? lol

  • Once or twice before, but ive never seen it lol I actually did go to maccas at midnight but u wouldnt believe what happened.. some kid threw up right at the front counter, all over the place. And his mother hadnt even got their order yet but they just sat down and ate leaving all that mess on the floor.. kinda dampened my appetite but got the hell outta there take-away style, which was the plan anyway.

  • lmao @ the baby pass gas. dang..how she not know what almonds are.

  • baldbutwigged: yeah, he was lighting that booty up. i guess she hasn't been out of the country...lol. well, some people don't know what an 'acai' fruit is..can't fault em' for that. lol:)

  • your kid is soo cute....adorable:)))

  • yummycoockie: thanks...:) live with him...lol

  • lol

  • jia: lol

  • SLAM234, you gotta watch all his other videos to understand DejuanP be loving his family and jokes with them alot. He be talkin to his wife too. This is just like entertainment

  • i agree with super8hogan, you have to watch his other videos to understand the funnyness

  • lol @ "almond brown . . . u so almondy"

  • bsquared: from 'martin'....lol.

  • Dejuan never tell your child to shut up. :)

  • thatbeme: i never mean it to be mean, sorta like the way 'little richard' says it. i always make it funny. or the way pinky said it in 'next friday'...always joking.

  • That boy should be sleeping!!!!!

  • cocopuffz: i knew someboody would say that...lol. i specifically brought him by casey to wear him out. well, he wanted 'fries' so i got him some. baby was hungry...lol. he never eats mcdonalds that late, though. don't worry, as soon as we got home, he played with his cars for about ten minutes....gone.

  • Pick your battles. Is gas really one of them?

  • (Not that I'm really being a downer. I love watching the vids.)

  • dracorat: gas is 'one' of em'...lol. but there are millions to go around..:) almost seven years of marriage. geez.

  • Well, then I wish you good weather and fair winds during your epic battle. =)