Nostalgia Critic - Garbage Pail Kids

[blackroseknight77]

i upchucked. @_@ omg it was gross

crap is an understatement.  gross, stupid, an vile. made my collage kids on crack XD

[TheOhioBronyShow]

This movie made me cry...FROM THE GOD AWFUL CRAP FACTOR IT CONTAINS!

[JudeAndTheMusic]

that was a...no. I'm not even gonna comment on that movie. hmm...

the singing at the end was more than epic and beautiful :D

[TooCool1993]

man say what you will about tim burton but when he makes a movie based on trading cards its atleast good

[missy4basketball]

These kids are complete douchebags!

[wrathbone76]

if theirs a home for the ugly why is Shara Jessica Parker aloud to rome free?

[Avatarass]

23:48 - its the Nerdy Turd's arch nemesis, the Critical Turd

[AmyRoseCute]

Actually, she's not a pedophile since she's only a year older than him.

[NerdKore64]

At 11:25 Sound's like an ICP song. Just sayin'.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Tangerine is sexy as hell!

I feel weird for saying that since the actress was apparently 15 at the time... O_o

[THX256]

Did anyone else get the chills from Doug's singing? Seriously, he's pretty good! :D

[EvilKiteeProductions]

The effects at the end were better than the effects in the movie... Thats saying a lot...

[alieninvasion1999]

Those things are f*@kin hideous! I could barely watch that review!....but I did

[billa107]

If I was Dodger, I would've poisoned their food.

[Str8Akiller123]

we've gone to plaid!!!!!

[mynameisradar]

believe it or not he can sing pretty good

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

The 2001 A Space Odyssey bit was hilarious.

[Xiaolruc]

"Ugly people need to be destroyed. REAGAN SMASH! REAGAN SMASH!"

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Tangerine...Juice....Great, so we've just been watching Chowder...god...

[flyingspagetti]

BEST ENDING EVAH!

[lostmybrains]

Anyone wants a nightmare? Click on 11:31.

[EgaoKage]

It's like that 12 grew up to be Rick Astley. Ok; so maybe the time-line has a few bugs to work out. But I see a disturbing resemblance, even if no one else does..

[StarscreamTG]

WHO IN GODS NAME MADE THIS INTO A DVD?! I only knew of the vhs version

[StarscreamTG]

oh god this film makes me want to go back in time and kill the person who made this film no matter what would happen in the future

[thtsh0rtguy]

Brb. Getting lobotomy

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

21:20

I don't know what to quote...

"Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and each day was as long as a life-age in the Earth."

Or...

"They've gone to plaid!".

[ECL28E]

Yeah that's all fine and good. Now let's see what Siskel and Ebert have to say about it

[ZiotheZero]

Garbage Pail Kids = youtubers.

[Ozztastic57]

Not that Dogger. Lawl, I love Oliver.

[mynameisradar]

this movie is inmoral, plotless, pointless,disgusting, very racist, insensitive, demeaning, hypicritical, abnormal, beyond belief, terribly acted, writin, thought of, and infinintly idiotic. it really did rip the space time fabric, but that's not all. IT RIPD THE SPACE FABIRC OF MANY UNIVERSES, CREATING AN INFINTE CONTINOUS OF RIP AFTER RIP AFTER RIP THAT FORTUNALLY WE WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE AND SADLY TELL.

[violetprincessgreen8]

Dear lord this movie gives me pains in my head. They make me need an MRI scan it is so painful.

[onenonlyprincess2]

They look like retarded cabbage patch kid dolls

[bononcrusher2]

I dunno why but its the characters I first look into instead of the plot. If I'm ticked off at a certain character enough I condemn the movie/show it's on.

[MrDragonballz9000]

I HATE THIS MOVIE

[MrDragonballz9000]

THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SAW

[TheLolaVegas]

At the end, with the time split and everything, is that a reference to a real movie because ive seen it done before, WHAT MOVIE IS IT FROM!!!????

please answer, Google wont tell me :'(

[Zanderith]

@TheLolaVegas 2001: A Space Odyssey

[LoD100]

GARBAGE DAY!

[Axel1718]

those colthes gave lady gaga her look

[PoisonRainVornado]

13:40 PUBLIC DOMAIN Three Stooges shorts, even! Cheapest theater ever!

[SpiderXxPirate]

I think the end of this review belongs in the top 11 mindfucks.

[spiderjerusalem100]

I remember watching this movie a lot as a kid so i must have liked it. This is the first time i''ve seen any of it for at least 20 years and now i can safely say -

Kids are fucking dumbasses.

[mjojni123]

11 people are GARBAGE

[echospecter]

ohhh I get it, it's supposed to tell me if I am pretty on the inside then I don't have to be pretty on the outside. I got that after the countless acts of theft, violence, and other various crimes and disgusting scenes. Just kidding, I laughed at this piece of shit and deny it's existence even to this day, I am not even going to try to learn anything from it

[deadlyponiezzzz]

If nostalgia thought he'll need new eyes after watching the dinosaur movie, then i need eyes after this one.....god, i hope the things in this movie never come true, that will be bad.

[deadlyponiezzzz]

Jone Rivers Michel Moore and Carrot Top paid the people to let them go and they let them go. YEAH SURE THEY DID THIS MOVIE IS JUST SNORTED UP ON 5 TONS OF COCAINE SHOT UP ABOUT 500 SYRINGES OF HEROINE AND JUST ABOUT DID A BUNCH OF ALL THE OTHER DRUGS THAT ARE EXISTING SO THAT IS WHY THIS MOVIE IS LIKE THAT AND IF I EVER HAD TO BE THAT POOR 12 YEAR OLD KID TO HAVE TO HANG WITH THE MUPPETS FROM HELL THEN I DONT KNOW HOW I WOULD NOT SHOOT MYSELF. GOOD MESSAGES? THEY STEAL! THAT SURE IS GOOD HUH?!?!

[scottski02]

@deadlyponiezzzz MY WIDE ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!!!!

[MillenniumGuy2001]

I find it rather fitting that its called"The Garbage Pail Kids"because it belongs in the garbage.

[deadlyponiezzzz]

@MillenniumGuy2001 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT :D !!!!!!!

[marvelosovuitton]

this guys corny



[PoisonRainVornado]

This movie is one of the WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN! Seriously, it's worse than "Tentacolino", "Howard the Duck", "Tom and Jerry the Movie" and "Mario Bros"! Bland main character, mean and ugly supporting characters, homicidal bullies, child abuse, racism/fascism, and MUSICAL NUMBERS! Yeah, this movie is second or third on my list.

Funnily enough though, I enjoyed it when I watched it... but that was probably just the thrill of getting a movie all by myself(at age 11)...

[TheJJHardy]

is he gonna do a review of 2001 a space odyssey because that movie sucked

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

between studying or exorcism...go with exorcism.

At least we might get a sacrifice out of it.

[frozenkiller7]

space garbage can? by god, reta rupolsus evil band of misfits are the garbage pail kids!

[LawrenceOlaf]

Not even Jim Cummings' awesomeness factor can save this movie.

[TimeLord675]

@LawrenceOlaf I was quite disappointed to find out he was in this. I was also disappointed in Tara Strong for being in the cartoon.

[korwyn85]

I tried to watch this movie when it first came to netflix...I don't think I made it 10 minutes in before I shut that piece of crap off.

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

THIS MOVIE IS IMMORAL!!!

[6Hellcat9]

How did the guy that plays the manager of the antique shop go from an amazing movie like Dr. Doolittle....to this?

[TheDamienNova]

the hell....

[adadd567]

Ya know, I never liked space odecy...

[MAnnaconduit1]

Jesus Christ that's not pocket knife it's a switchblade!

[perplacymp]

There should be a medal for watching this kack-munching XXX-fest!

It's worse than "Heat" meets "The Incredible Melting Man"! And NC is still on racism?! WTF??

[origamipein18]

@ 15:33 Only in Bizarro World Critic...only in Bizarro World.

Tangerine should locked up.

[Chocmarywarren]

Bravo for the singing Nostalgia Critic.

[Chocmarywarren]

I am nauseated every time I see those kids faces.

[michastph]

Cheerios 2?

[GordonMc100]

those things are gona give me nightmares

[zeldamariorule]

@GordonMc100 Me too

[FantasiusTriton1993]

Would it be wrong to say that the cartoon is a little better than this?

[perplacymp]

@FantasiusTriton1993 would it be unwise of me to ask if there's a mummy-girl in that cartoon? YOU BET! But here it goes: ahem, does the aforementioned cartoon feature un-dead kids?

[SomeFluffer64]

Sure, there are other horrible movies, like Plan 9 from Outer Space. But at least you can WATCH them. For this, not a second will go by without you cringing.

[DAmicoJohnny]

According do IMDB, this is Doug's least favorite movie.

[RobustCabbage]

Why is Tangerine bullying Dodger in the beginning, Then really nice (to the point of a creepy love interest) and then on Juice's side again? Did I miss something?

[MrCrucifier]

is it me or does Dodger look like a young David Bowie?

[Indigodelta383]

apparently this was a pilot for live action tv show

[baahhhFATALITY11]

WTF that was just about the creepiest fucking movie ever.....

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

This is the first nc review I've been unable to sit through. It's such a bad film!

[TimeLord675]

@KittyfantasticoFTW I can't even WATCH this review.

[blaster00000]

if at first you dont succeed, try try try try try try try try try trytrytrytrytrytrytrytrytrytry­trytrytrytrytrytrytrytrytrytry­trytrytrytrytrytrytrytrytrytry UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LITTLE MIND CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

[AFanOfCinema]

19:35 Did Dodger just turn into one of Alex DeLarge's droogs? Either that or he's consumed a little too much of the molko plus.

[thenewguy]

Funniest vid I've seen on youtube in a while. I just discovered you, please then coming!

[Samisawesomeguy]

Eww...

[mwregents101]

These guys are like the bastards in the school security force from the Next Karate Kid

[SoulRprMax]

5:20 Rangiku Glomp!

[AsianInvasion61]

This will haunt me in my dreams

[GremlinBaron2]

He has a great singing voice no lie

[IamCaptainMan]

I HATE THIS MOVIE

[Mimasfriend]

God i am so sick of justin bieber

[purplecloudphil]

No pervert intended but if I was a 12 year old boy who had a chance with a good looking ho Lke that I wud take it in an instant

[BionicleChicken66]

God knows how many people lost their appetite watching this damn movie.

[solodatemaru]

I thought Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny was bad.

[Leolady4]

10:49 Did y'all know that Tangerine is 15 years old. I know the movie is awkward enough without that knowledge, just FYI.

[pochopaz7381]

7:16 which they ironically are

[melac12]

I god now I remember why Im still scared to stay alone with dolls. Thise custumes were scarry then adn they are scarry now!

[highspeedheadbanger]

1:18 you know, FOR KIDS! :D

[snarkus63]

As someone who used to collect the stickers---they really,really,REALLY blew it with this movie---it SHOULD'VE been about the GPKids as numbering in the hundreds,a plague of horrible little monsters who cause nothing but chaos a la' "Gremlins".

{After all,what with the all the "Gremlin" ripoffs back then,what's one more?}

I remember there being seven of them,and---I'm not kidding---"Snow White And The 7 Dwarves" was re-released that year.The bizarre parallel was not lost on me.

[charger334]

at 15:57 he forgot shara jessica parker!

[LeSpai1337]

Tangerine = Mrs. Robinson

[Hollywoodu360]

Messy Tessie looks like a retarded Sam from ICarly

[VoidedMirror]

This is what the devil must have nightmares of.

[RoyallMonarch]

1:36 Idk ask Pokemon.

[HinataChick38]

@RoyallMonarch Also Yu Gi Oh.

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

*much

[ThatFreakWhoHauntsU]

18:58 i think you give this movie a bit too mich credit, critic.

[siralucard19]

23:46 I thaught the Nostalgia Critic turned into the Shit Pickle

[siralucard19]

Nominated at Razzie Awards for Worst Visual Effects but lost to Jaws: The Revenge

[siralucard19]

Directed by Rod Amateau

Produced by Rod Amateau

Written by Rod Amateau

Reminds me of Tommy Wiseau

[siralucard19]

Despite all the poorly received movies he's reviewed, he says The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) is the worst movie he's ever seen. see on IMDb

[TheMickeyisamazing]

High ho high ho this movies gonna blow! haha love you critic

[TheMickeyisamazing]

Those *THINGS* gave me nightmares!!!

[Hello2u2322]

Some of those things look like when the doctors put me on morphine so I would not feel pain before and after my operation on my Achilles Tendons.

Meaning they look like dream I had with the blob monster talking about Tylenol.

[haloprime360]

@haloprime360(the faker)

You sir (not me) is 0_0.....gaylogrime1080!!!!!!!!­!!! I knew it >;(

[haIoprime360]

@haloprime360 (the faker)

Who is gaylogrime1080? Is it you?

[gabbstarrr]

dude the puppets are terrifying >->

[TheMickeyisamazing]

@gabbstarrr

The gave me nightmares

[SomeFluffer64]

We can only hope one of the patrol men for the state home of the ugly isn't a racist of any sort...

[SomeFluffer64]

Three Stooges can actually be hillariously funny.

[billa107]

My mom thought it would be a great holiday joke to get me GPK Cards after knowing how much I hate this film. Lets just say I no longer have a mom. :)

[TimeLord675]

@billa107 I had some of the cards a few years ago. Some time later, my old house burned down. I need brain bleach.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

They can sew? Off to the sweat shop with them. :)

[pokemaster123ism]

@LibraGamesUnlimited that's ironic because they steal the equipment they need from a sweat shop

[haloprime360]

More like garbage pail shit!!!

[haIoprime360]

You know who else likes garbage pail shit? My mom.

[DeathlyPumpkin]

AH WTF!!! Gotta watch it "click"

That was my initial reaction

[HyperForce11]

4:49 nah, just means he's gay

[thebestwingsfan]

"Yeah, I know my chicks. They have penises, right?"

[Gibsonsg527]

God just watching this review made me depressed at just how awful this movie is....

[TheDantedarkdemon201]

i decided to watch this movie some parts and my mom almost called the police to stop me from committing suicide

[playstationteen]

at the end, whats the song

[HwoarangFan2010]

I watched Garbage Pail Kids and.............It was weird!!!

[rotate1950]

GARBAGE DAY!!!

[Kinky20]

i used to love this film as a kid.................what the fuck was i thinking??

[crh2010]

the old guy reminds me of obi-wan

[TheDantedarkdemon201]

a flying rabbit is better than this movie and which is worse twilight or this movie

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

@TheDantedarkdemon201 This, at least "Twilight" has a plot!

[Pegashy123]

The costumes and the kids are so disturbing and fucking annoying, who even watched this? I think the intended audience for the movie was the same for Star Wars Holiday Special, ages dead to one -_-

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

@Pegashy123 "And even one is pushing it, leaning more towards dead!"- Bargo while watching the "Star Wars Holiday Special"

[seanpatrickcain2]

2:32 LOL

[kaijufanX123]

i hate those costume so much mostly Messy Tessie and Valerie Vomit 

[mkend3]

@ 7:50-7:51, "dressed like a birthday present", that's the same thing I say about Katy Perry and Lady GaGa.

[OurGangFan]

Justin Beaver belongs in The State Home For The Ugly!

[flipcamgamer]

@OurGangFan what makes you think that?

[ztslovebird]

@OurGangFan He's physically attractive, but talentless and annoying.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

@OurGangFan I think Ke$ha belongs in there more.

[missdeathknight13579]

@OurGangFan "Who is Justice Beaver?"

[Littlegirllilac]

@missdeathknight13579 A super powered female pornstar?

[allmyself666]

this is the only review i have a hard time watching. i mean they, they look, there just so fucking ugly. i honestly want to vomit when i watch this.

[DramaKaw]

I have one question: How in the hell did George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" win the Razzie over this movie's song? I listened to it, it wasn't really bad.

[XxX08AMAXxX]

If you think this is bad, you should review Troll 2...ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE!!

[zenophas]

I fell asleep somewhere around- here... 15:00

I screamed when the giant poo woke me up.

[monsterboy31]

00:41-00:45

I believe the words you're looking for are, "A pile of radioactive horse****"

[kendrickh12345]

SHE'S GOING TO JAIL FOR LICKING HIS EAR!!!!!

[coopercastille]

the director of this movie died in 2003

[incrediblehulkmovies]

@coopercastille He shall be mourned ...NOT!

[TheShadowgirlaa12]

Who thinks the ending was really great!!

Ooohh my good this movie sucks!!

I'm gonna sing that now

[OurGangFan]

@TheShadowgirlaa12 It is great because it's when the film ends! Nothing better than a crappy movie than it's ending.

[unpictures1]

21:30 MINDFUCK

[EntertainmentUnDead]

so the var tender is like that guy from kung fu panda loa "He is the dragon warrior and he had the moxy to tell it to my face?! I LOVE THIS GUY!"

[spiderjerusalem100]

10:45 "Yknow that jacket makes you look.....like a twat."

[DarkVaati13]

NO YOUNG TRUNKS AND GOTEN DO VOICES IN THIS MOVIE MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!!!!

[shadowluma]

@DarkVaati13

...Is nothing sacred?

[DarkVaati13]

@shadowluma true

[TimeLord675]

@DarkVaati13 Ruined mine too. TIGGER was in it.

[Harminator2000]

wow I'm in pain just watching this review. I don't know if I would survive watching the whole movie. I might be sent to padded cell wearing a straight jacket so I couldn't hurt myself.

[RemCycleDN]

I was so happy to find a Garbage Pail Movie...now I kinda wish more time had been taken to make it much better >.< I think if it EVER [unlikely] got remade, I'd hope it was much more interesting and less...nerdy

[lokigoblin13]

the nostalgia critic is pretty funny but he does remind me of weird al

[SoulEaterSaku90]

What´s wrong with you, America!?

[TheCGIMaster]

My god, it's full of shiiiiit!

[metallicakixtotalass]

Why do I get the feeling that whoever played the captain in this movie was disappointed that he never got an Oscar role?

[moonbeast32]

For those who didn't understand the ending:

Go watch 2001 space odyssey

[ThePmadsen]

I thought he was a nostalgia carrot