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  • well if i ask her what color her eyes are then im clearly not looking at her eyes. and we're not in new york city. you are. im not.

  • 0:55 ummm thank u

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  • she looks like my counselor 

  • We always tell our students that you should tell a girl "you look nice" when you pick her up and "I had fun" when dropping her off. That's it

  • lol if you cant pick up girls then this shit is not going to help you at all. this is a girl telling you what she wants. First rule is know what YOU want and realize that not every girl you meet is going to fulfill YOUR requirements, and only a girl that likes you for what you are is worth even talking to.

  • thanks for advice...

    ciao :-)

  • retards..

    if you need a dating coach. you need a dick in your mouth as well.

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  • Sounds like adjectives are one of the keys.

  • nice couch!

  • @0:28

  • Wow Jessica! that was very helpful. i kinda get it now what u mean by sincere compliment.

    thank you

  • American girls, with their flat nasal voices are so annoying.

  • how to flatter a girl?well i recomend to do it veeeeery rarely,as beautifull girls are allready bored of them...instead use every chance u get to make a bit fun of her but in a playfull way not in a brutal douchebag manner.if u can master this then girls will like u more.

  • girls are always thinking of themselves typical. *sigh*

  • Guys,

    Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).

    I'll give you some advice right now..

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha

    Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip..

  • @Caminante29 you speak the truth, my brother! :)

  • THIS GIRL LOOKS LIKE A CAVEMAN!

    HER BORING INTO EVERYTIME PUTS ME TO SLEEP

  • She is right

  • I would say that you should compliment somewhere in between the 2 examples. She was right about some being generic but hers were way over the top.

  • This is why women belong in the kitchen. They'd rather get complimented on their looks and clothes than their intelligence or personality.

  • @wnnw98

    bwahahahahahahaha. 

  • that skirt looks absolutely amazing on you..........i bet it looks even better off

  • "Your the desert I'd like to eat after dinner", not your generic

    compliment after 4 rum & cokes!

  • You could always just rent a steamroller

  • @squidlipsss Thanks to Botox

  • DID they have dating  tips back in the VIKING time.

  • ok.. so anyone want to know how to flattedr a guy ? XD

  • Dating Tips for Guys: A Woman's Perspective: How to be a Little Bitch

  • Asking a girl for dating advice is like asking children how to be a parent.

  • @quirks1 Ha, good one. Like asking a dog about how to teach a dog to shake

  • Lol, I love how much she's getting bashed xD

    But don't get me wrong it's well deserved, please, continue. ^_^

  • wouldn't you know what color her eyes are if you ARE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THEM?? O_o

  • wow your titz look amazing. how much did that cost ya?

  • Big nosed yenta says what???!!!

  • cyclops at 0:29

  • What are the women's opinions of this dating coach's advice? Is her advice good at all? Is it too generalized? And so on.

  • @squidlipsss it would shut her up also

  • These vids are awesome. Let me rephrase, the comments on these vids are so funny.

  • The hairstyle you currently have is absolutely perfect for you ! Seriously you should ask your stylist to apply for a patent ,so that you are the only one allowed by law to wear it. I would also place a substantial bet that you are great at your occupation. Thanks for the info and for sharing your view !

  • This gal is good.. I really like her advice.. I've never had problems with women really, and I have had good luck usually and all of her recommendations are good. I've seen men do some weird things and get soooo shot down.. I've done them myself when younger and in-experienced.. I love women!

  • @togomasterful Works on me every time.

  • ZOMG 138713 videos!

  • @trifight

    I'd rather live with cats than with the constant sexual disappointment your girlfriend experiences. Before you think I'm being rude- keep in mind the kindness I'm affording you by implying that you could possibly have a girlfriend in the first place.

  • @trifight

    Great job proving her argument wrong that 90% of men are stupid. Extreme bitterness= small wang, no sex, and more importantly an incredibly insecure person.

  • @squidlipsss i swear man

  • Just shup up already

  • and most guys dont really got shit to talk about

  • i would def like u to be my dating coach i could learn alot from you

  • 1:04... Makes it sound like a guy is just looking to get laid... Or maybe thats what this is all about?

  • 0:30 "Why so serious? WAHAHAHAHAHA"

  • Jessica, you have the sexiest eyes I've seen in a long time ;)

  • K so i rock up to this date and say "Wow, those you have the best shoulders in this room" or whatever. Then what?

  • Don't use the word sexy when you talk to women. Other words are much better.

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  • @JoeyMars1 yeah kinda, every womane out there always remember no matter how pretty sexy they are theres always someone putting up for her crap.

  • If A gal is really into a man, she will not be so picky! If a gal is that picky its better off to move on to another cause she doesn't think much of you

  • @squidlipsss

    not funny.

    there's a lot of things you can say not to be rude and still be funny.

    

  • what i get from this is women are a) too specific b) too needy c) too complicated for there own good... you want a tip... BE YOU... thats it... you wanna talk to a girl... GO FOR IT... there really doesn't need to be any fancy method... do what you feel like doing... and pay attention to the girls reactions to what you say or do... but as long as your being yourself... and not sweating 1 girl... someone will come along and like you for you...

  • "DAMN MA YOU GOT A FAT ASS, I JUST WANNA SMACK THAT SHIT!!"

    Is that sincere enough?

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  • WOW TONIGHT IN THAT SKIRT YOUR BOOBIES LOOK REALLY BIG BIGGER THAN CANADIAN MILK BAGS!!!!!1!ONE lolololololololololololololol

  • Is it ok to flatter her with a comment like: Your girlfriend told me that you give the best Cincinnati bow-ties EVER! Or would that be more of a second date comment? I wouldn't want to come on too strong...

  • The line she uses @ 0:55 is so corny.....no woman would fall for that shit.

  • The ine she uses @0:55 is so corny.....

  • In third-world Colombia women try to drug you and steal you.

  • I think women should definately make it easier on guys. Not too easy, make the guy at least try. But don't expect the man to do all the flirting and complimenting. I'm not gonna lie, although I'm a man, I enjoy getting complimented. It makes me feel better and that the girl really does appreciate what I'm trying to do for her. Girls should give compliments according to how they feel they are being complimented. It's the guys job to make her feel special first. Then she can do the same.

  • @maolieksvids I completely agree. Girl speaking here, by the way. I also think that girls in general should be less harsh on guys who hit on them. Even though it shouldn't be this way, guys are still expected to do most of the asking out (which is sexist bs, but I digress), and I cannot imagine how stressful it would be to constantly be expected to make the first move. Compliments should be mutual; guys have feelings, too.

  • What about girls flattering men?

  • @SuperPrismatic they do. at least i do

  • wow today in that video you should be in the kitchen

  • this video helped me a little bit but you should make videos to help if you are not on a date but just a group of friends, to socialize with them

  • hey jessica would this work? "hey bitch, your mouth would look absolutely beautiful around my throbbing cock!" its worked a few times, shall i continue?

  • Asian sugar babies #lushfmlk.info#

  • jessica. i think your hot lol.

  • Not bad at all:) I agree to some extent! Have you read anything about how to establish rapport with people? I suggest people wanting to practice overall social skills to study the fine art of rapport!

  • So more you compliment woman, so better. Don't ever take advises from unattractive woman, guys. She is the one must feel uncomfortable after 1st compliment because she never gets any.

  • @squidlipsss In Soviet Russia Mouth in cock!

  • crazy demon at 0:30

  • Jessica, you have too much good property to tell them in only one compliment ;)

  • how to FLATTEN a girl

  • I usually just apply lots of pressure-- Oh! FlatteR, not flatten!

  • tonight as I am watching this video, you are the sexiest girl on youtube and I will listen to you all night long..

  • oh so more sincere lying

  • hi Jessica Claire, what is the name of the channel these videos are on? thx have a wonderful day

  • jessica makes me smile.

  • A well placed tease could work too. Like that girl I teased about the breakfast she brought in. Where does it all go? "IN MY BUTT, that's where it goes!"

    Yes, so I noticed ; P ; P ; P

  • I think I'm in love ...with Jessica Clair!

  • Treat a girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.

  • How many boyfriends did she have anyway?

  • jessica when the guy dont get laid does he get a refund from you?

  • my friands say taht i give good brain, wut does that mean? i am a young boy an im very confused. I hav never seen a brain b4.

    Thx 4 the hlep

    -Dmac

  • Can I use this: "Hey, baby! How about some soup with those flies?!"

  • Pause at 0:30

  • @agun17 wow, those creepy red eyes are creepier thant he girl i got locked down in my basement when she refused to make me a sandwitch

  • @agun17 I lol'd EXTREMELY hard oh wow

  • @agun17 she's thinkin "not even if i was drunk"

  • @agun17 Pause at 0:29

  • @agun17 Dating Tips for Guys: A Woman's Perspective : How to Flatter the Devil! (when in female form)

  • @agun17 what's the point?

  • @agun17 That is just fucking creepy LOL

  • @agun17 ????

  • @luwu2008

    Refresh, press pause and then click this: 0:30

  • Nobody respects an ass-kisser

  • If you wanna attract a girl you dont even have to flatter, its all about body language+tone of voice+words. trust me it works much better when a guy has got a good body language & communication skills

  • that's true i said in that skirt ur the sexiest girl in this room and i got the most amazing slap on the cheek oh maaaan

    but now we r together

  • thanks jessica this is really helpful

  • "sometimes the men dont understand."

    Jessica, how many female president do you know. I rest my case.

  • @Nemesis0300 fucking lol

  • @Nemesis0300  LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ah  i thought this said how to flatten a girl..

  • really it works or not i dont know but it is super to follow for new once like me

  • If I eat her out she should be flattered.

  • I wonder if she has ever had sex on that couch..I'd like to bind her over and give her a long lunch.

  • jessica, you are the sweetest!!!

  • these are the best expert village clips ever. thanks

  • hmm nice one...

    for dating tips and romance tips, visit (romanceemergencytoolkit. com)... you will like it

  • @treku958 so comments like these get thumbs up but one tiny offhand comment hinting at pedophilia is not alright? Double standards I say! Let the priest have his fun, won't you?

  • First off guys dont like girls with greesy hair.

  • Jessica Has the Sex Hair ;)

  • I don't think after decades of Oprah and other talkshows it's needed for men to get advice on how to flatter women... We are all brainwashed with treating women like gods today.. Now advice for women on how to flatter men is something we should focus more on in the coming decade.. Because that happens way too less..

  • A Dating Coach? People can get paid for that? Is there a degree involved?

  • That's your pick up line Tj? Actually might work with the goth girls.

  • Great video! :)

  • just go for the fuck....that gets their attention

  • wow ur good

  • I don't see anything wrong with complimenting a girl just once, sounds about right

  • Do not waste your time flattering a girl, she will write you off as a stupid "nice guy" without a penis.

  • @LosAngelesWriter

    Bro I agree. All you need is a HOT car and an even HOTTER bank account and you can have any woman you want.

  • In soviet Russia, women try to flatter you

  • lol

  • @TheFirstNeuron that's cool. Here in America, Women don't do shit.

  • @TheFirstNeuron soviet russia, i´m coming!!!!

  • @YourFriendFlipper86 LOL u dumbass. Woman in Russia will try to flatter you so you can get married with them so she can have a "better life" in whatever the place you are coming from....

  • @TheFirstNeuron where does this "in soviet russia" phrase come from its gained wide popularity and I dont know the origin!

  • @WAMmovieproductions Just google "Yakov Smirnoff" lol

  • @TheFirstNeuron haha

  • @TheFirstNeuron Thank you, Yakov!

  • @TheFirstNeuron *orders plane ticket* :P

  • @TheFirstNeuron ahahhah

  • @TheFirstNeuron sounds good.

  • @TheFirstNeuron In Soviet Russia, women try to flatten you. Now you know why they are always showered in accolades for the hammer throw at the Olympics.

  • @TheFirstNeuron Russia is the place to be ;D

  • @TheFirstNeuron thts because russian girls are manly!

  • @TheFirstNeuron that's awsome

  • What women don't seem to understand is that when a guess says: "Your eyes are beautiful" in a sincere tone he is 99% of the time being sincere. Saying it different doesn't make it more believable in my opinion. But it will probably make a longer lasting impact on the woman in question.

  • The moment she says "rule" keep in mind 'rules" only apply to ice guys, not to drug using, alcoholic women beaters, they get to do whatever they want and still get laid 24/7.

  • God bless your hearths

  • Thank you for the advice, it means a lot, especially coming from someone as attractive as you =)

  • man the way that lady glared at her drink.

    scary...

  • Yeah, 0:30 is pretty disturbing :D

  • In my city they will mary you if you hit them in the head with a non stick frying pan.

  • Well, theoratically seems OK, but still I would say every girl is different. All the vedios and advices makes us feel like girls r always right and all the stupid mistakes do are boys, boys dont know what to do in what situation, they are goofy. There r very few advice out there for girls. There r so many goofy girls out there who dont respond to a quality sexy complement , or have 0 level of sense of humor. They r so fucking frustrting, bcos they sometime make u feel that u did something wrong.

  • was your father a theif????? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes... ahahahahahahha

  • Love her voice!