Norm Macdonald on The View part 1

[kdemon17]

I was expecting him to be really awkward. Norm surprises me again!!!

[BreakerOfBoxes]

This is back when Star Jones body mass could encompass most of Rhode Island.

[jonhironimus]

"I would have sex with you while you were AWAKE"

[jamo387]

Shows how funny he is, he actually made this crappy show funny. NORM ROCKS !

[bloodsling]

4:12 epic Norm lol

[WHALER66]

That's the funniest part..... the fact that Norm's schtick goes right over there heads.

[HylianSpirit]

Norm on The View is pearls before swine.

[logant44]

someone has to get his other appearances on here. they talk about it on tom green. sounds really interesting

[ronniepage]

this is norm after 3 days of no sleep and a month long gambling/poker binge.

[casanovacraig12]

norm, burns brabra so hard at the end of this lol

[joefoss69]

Norm's jokes are SO over their heads...great stuff!!

[findjinn]

Wow. That chick's body language says it all. She was all about Norm.

[findjinn]

If there was only one time to ever watch the View; well, this was the one!

[uwood90]

i dont think anyone else can tell a rape joke on the view and everyone laughs

[jimbobthedog]

Who's the chick on the left? She's hot, or I guess she used to be..

[waitingformypopcorn]

Yes someone notices Barbara nodding off! Awesome.

[ty1977]

lol he runs



[stonebridge999]

I'd love to punch Joy Behard right in the face

[rodcrime]

its about the journey not the punchline

[JrFLYnnIV]

Who thought to put Norm on the view? Cross-promotion, FTW!

[jabom99]

baba wawa is an idiot. Norm is a genius.

[wilcox24]

when did this air?

[noyoublow]

i wished he clowned on barbara even more

[locustsymphony]

Ouch- don't need a punchline!

[MrTaurushill]

Norm has them eating out of his hand in no time. Except Barbara...

[SlabsTheFuckinBaby]

i like a norm

[joeytrimble]

wow they all look young as shit

[Voooff]

4:49 Genious!

[avcolo]

and let me tell you something else - id have sex with you even if you're awake!

ROLLING!

[Lvduggo69]

Norm spanked Barbra good !

[roywhiteo5]

star jones seems like the only one on the same page with norm

[UltimateHeel]

@roywhiteo5 Joy is too

[ballzsantana]

Is this when Star Jones resembled a buffalo?

[fatthand9]

norm=legend

[fatthand9]

norm=legend

[xtian984]

balls of steel

[shanksy67]

this d

duuuuuuuuuuudddddddeeee

[ipbalkenende]

Yeah I was just browsing Norm MacDonald videos again.. Shame he doesn't have that many. Didn't even noticed I had already commented on this vid until after.

[ipbalkenende]

@sweetuth99

lol, what is your problem anyway?

[DamnAllSequels]

I love his dig into Meredith Viera lol

[jpz38t]

this is some superhuman trolling holy shit lmao

[ipbalkenende]

Wow you are so clever!

MacDonald is awesome though.

[FendRhodes]

A woman in divorce court probably hasn't been rear ended 2000 times

[xamphor]

fyad bitch

[88Thyra]

these women are so cobwebbed it ain't less than sticky.

[2SmashFu]

no punch line was invented by Steve Martin

[szepenszoloszolo]

@2SmashFu No punchline was invented by Monty Python.

[2SmashFu]

Freedom of speech

even shitty speech

[FendRhodes]

Especially shitty speech. God bless America!

[robvollman]

Are you listening Barbara? LOL

[fartass23]

and star jones..... (she ain't no lady)

[slitheringinterstate]

Superc,

Get off the rag you bloody cuntrag you.

I forgot to mention "women are bitchy" lol.

Go try to suck cock that keeps rejecting you. lololol.

[deebohmac]

i'd bang barbara walters

[caltrof]

what a bunch of dumb bitches

[thenextharryhaddiux]

i love how it takes all of them to figure out he's doing bob dole

[greggg4]

I like shaking the scroller so it looks like theres an earthquake

[TheRiffyPeat]

Haaa.... sweet.

[ConfuzedCoconut]

same

[mhaddad555]

every girl in this video is a dumb fuckin cunt with no brain and understanding of good humor. fuck meredith, fuck barbara, and fuck the other ones.

[qarusel]

His long jokes that end in NO punch line are hillarious.

[slitheringinterstate]

Women are such stupid cunts.

I love how Norm's entire comedic timing and sensibilities is ruined by the confusion of these dizzy bitches trying to understand what he means. lol.

Fuckin bitches.

[superc]

wow shocking. a misogynist commenter. why don't you go suck Norm's dick while you're at it?

[GamerzPro1231]

@superc NO YOU GO SUCK NORM'S DICK

[drlee2]

norm is probably scared being in a room full of women...and the view hosts

[ajr4888]

I love how Norm often replaces punchlines with just train wreck endings and awkwardness....and then just sits there and soaks it all in hahah.

[RandomTrollAccount]

@ajr4888

yea, the best is his melrose place story during conan o brian

[oliverclozoff10]

LOL

at norm at 0:43

[chawk111]

What's the joke Meredith makes at around 5:43 ? I didn't catch it. Thanks anyone.

[kjcanuck2003]

When they are talking about one minute left, she makes a joke about which finger the off camera person held up.

[pooshdogg]

"Let me tell you something else - I would have sex with you while you were awake."

[Dmtronic]

I miss the super obese star jones

[XanBcoo]

Kind of eerie how he points out they only have one minute left when there's only one minute left in this specific video.

[chodadogSA]

it's all a matter of perspective. It's pretty simple.. If the whole world stops time for norm, the time is relative to him, not anything else.

[EazyTarantino]

@chodadogSA dont get all cunty

[FluffityAntelope]

@XanBcoo actually you can hear someone right after he says it say 'you can read'

theres either a clock, or its written on the side so they know. he sees it and says it for everyone to hear as a joke

[XanBcoo]

@FluffityAntelope

But they don't stop after that one minute. They keep going well into part 2. Much longer than 1 minute.

[FluffityAntelope]

@XanBcoo my bad i missed the 'in this specific video' part

[jonscot9]

@XanBcoo did you wanna watch the commercials?

[whotookaegir]

@XanBcoo It's not like the video would show the commercials...

[kissekatt]

Funny to see Abe Vigoda in the intro. RIP.

[Bz22]

he will be missed

[mugsdil]

He's still alive morons.

[Bz22]

thank you for stating the obvious moron

[mugsdil]

heh look at this nub

[Bz22]

you are more annoying than the women on the view

[mugsdil]

you are the women on the view

[Bz22]

you arent as funny as norm, but I do think you are slightly funnier than carrot top

[snapsoidpablo1]

how long has the view been on tv for christ sake?

[lo10188]

12 years

[dweebieMC]

the "while you were awake" joke is a reference to her talking earlier about some guy trying to have sex with her while she was asleep

[Mariatony75]

did parts 1 & 2 of this video miss some mcdonald footage?  that'd be a shame

[TOMMYd0888]

this would be like bringing norm to your mother's tea party, and being the only one laughing

[hologram7777777]

haha ....baba wawa got owned at 2:55

[Trey243]

I didn't appreciate this guy at all when I was younger, but he's probably my favorite entertainer right now. Norm is the shit.

[joosebuck]

hahaha barbara are you listening?

[yourehot1028]

greatest show ever!

[NamIsIll]

anyone else find Joy Behar annoying?

I mean even more annoying then Whoppi or Barbra?

[RealDefentertainment]

PEOPLE didn`t get him 1st

but I think Sherri knew him personally before the show

they worked together on some show i remember

[juffan]

norm is like the most innocent, happy, evil comedian.

hes like a 3 year old that watches porn. its like he never learned what one shouldnt say and stuff.

hes absolutley hilarious, luv him

[RealDefentertainment]

you said "WHAT ONE SHOULDN`T SAY AND "STUFF")

you ever noticed that Norm says "STUFF" alot

[justin2535]

this guy rules, haha.

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

I bet he could have got it on with all of them after the show except Barbara.They love him.Except old Barbara.

[MilGrip]

You got that right.

[weinerbongo]

This is surreal.

This is like Zappa on Dinah Shore except it doesn't turn out terribly wrong.

[curb1510]

Norm has got to be ADHD. He's adorable, but there's no other explanation for it.

[jousefmalik]

Listen between 5.00 - 5.01..that's some proper fat-girl breathing:P

[brendanrm]

Haha, awesome.

[itstherevolution]

lol joker

[XdaymanX]

Has anyone else ever been on the view, made a rape joke about one of the hosts and they all laughed? That's why Norm is the greatest.

[SirWiggly]

Barbara are you listening...funniest moment ever.

[soizic29]

I would have sex with you while you were AWAKE!

[helloimmrpossum]

I love this... he gives such a big "fuck you" to this show... he tells these horrendously long stories with absolutely no point.

[shaqwade4]

Hey, the audience hates barbara too. Hope she dies soon.

[Ycoadta]

I love how he puts that cunt Barbara Walters in her place. She looked so pissed that he dared to talk to her that way. Lmao.

[AndrewDaniele87]

LOL, he really doesn't need a punchline, he's that good.

[54mor1544c]

wat the heck is he doing on the view? hahaha

[ESP1EMG]

haha its hilarious

[SuperBravoOne]

oh my god I have been watching his talk show interviews all night and this by far is the best one.

"barbara, are you listening?"

[KingofCzars1]

Norm is hilarious.....dude is seriously funny.

[rongravy]

Norm can make a dead man laff. Trust me, I know. He's even loved on the View, and other than Joy, the rest can (CENSORED...) with a fork on that very same donkey.

[DarkWolfen]

Crappy picture quality, but still good sound. I love how he says old a bunch a times around Barbara Walters.

[walkinthefloor]

theres another episode of norm on this show where he really pees off barbara walters. i wish someone would put it on here. ive looked everywhere for it but i cant find it.

[drlee2]

Barbara walters is acting like Norm is some kind of an oddity. it's called COMEDY! Lighten up!

[rigarick]

Norm is the funniest comic ever.

[FATWONTON]

A great wit. and he knows how to be funny without coming across as thinking he's funny. Brilliant

[md4bush]

"Isn't that Bob Dole?" jeez, what a moron.

[islandguy924]

norm is one of the funniest guys in show business

[Bio98765]

"I'd have sex with you while you were awake."

Brilliant!

[ph1losopher]

these women have no idea how to deal with this guy, I love it

[sudokcd]

there are only a handful of people alive that are as funny as norm in interviews he helped artie lang a lot w/ his career too

[timothychizmar]

those caty bitches

[estopa2006]

this guy is so freaking awesome.

[michaeljamesmccabe]

Holy hell, this is awesome!

[christayah]

best view show ever.

[nu66ets]

Star Jones has really let herself go. There's another show out with another, slimmer Star Jones (no relation) on Court TV. This larger, less svelte Star Jones is hideous.

[newman20072008]

got 2 remember like 700 words (in order) lol

[Jeffrywith1e]

this is from a KSTP broadcast.

[chromium77]

I like abe svoboda. BUT HES OLD AS FUCK!

[ginag88]

the view circa '99. there are no words.

[bongonoggin]

wow, Bobwa really sucks.

[SquishyK]

Wow, this show is painful to watch. But Norm is always awesome.

[bnbmeister]

What is the story behind his comments to Meredith Vieira?

[buysometrysome]

don't there was a story, shes just hot.

[fuckfuckfuck1]

Earlier in the show the women were talking about how sometimes comments are taken out of context or too seriously. She told a story about how she told some magazine or something that her husband tried to have sex with her while she was asleep and it got blown out of proportion.

[lfgalbraith]

That clip of his show was so fucking hilarious!

[Anarking]

"Barbara Are you Listening?"

[ShotzeeTheClown]

Was that an Abe Vigoda Sighting?

[shwilly]

What's an "Abe Vigoda sighting"? I mean, is it a running joke on the internet or on TV or something? Why do some people find it extra cool to spot Abe on the street? Does it have something to do with the -being pronounced dead by People magazine- thingy?

[geeisthisnametaken]

The obese Star Jones, we shall never forget.

[vunzya]

dont you mean "o'beast"?

[Jraw72]

although we'd like to

[whales]

norm is the man, look how easily he takes over

[megbug1]

Ugh ya know what barbara reminds me of my grandma.

[historywillabsolve]

in 1938 i killed a hobo, lol

[deanmartin1066]

god, look at that fat c#nt star jones!

[HotBroodish]

I actually thought that throughout the women laughed along quite a bit. They seemed to like him.. and I think thats because he wasn't intimidated to be surrounded by 4 women of varying ages on a girly set--he just treated them like anyone else, and they all seemed to have a good time as a result. I'm impressed by his ability to communicate with anyone. He's always himself, and I think they all liked that.

[dnp97001]

He owned them. 10 steps ahead oh them at every moment.

[ao9news]

Man not even Conan and Letterman could keep up with him. Even Jon Stewart had trouble last time.

[cookiemonster52]

lol, i'd have sex with you while you were <b>awake</b>

[Wolfe3001]

Man, I hate how these hosts don't get any of his humor.

[Depechebandit79]

dumb women. owned by Norm!

[shroomingnewman]

the broads dont get him! pearls before swine, i tellz ya!

[Leckbandwidth]

these women lack sense of humor. they just don't get it.

[blg09]

you know i'm not gay, but hey i'd have sex with you when you were awake.... great...

[koinshaku]

Norm is a genius!

[J90shero]

Too bad Norm's a dirty gambler,,, I love him though

[lickon1968]

i forgot how fat star jones was.

[poop121]

see him on who wants to be a millionare. he's a smart guy, it just his sense of humor.

[jiggity99]

you need to watch more Norm interviews...he's always like this and has always been like this. There is no way anyone who is as funny as him is dumb.

[yeastcollector]

haha barbara wawa was sleeping