Catania's new football tactics

[MrRockiedoggie]

y they not did some blowjobs to distract keeper? XD

[intermaniax1]

the most tactical league in the world. i love italian football

[willy92pl]

0:10 Cristiano

[GamiXswe]

@willy92pl Haha was thinking the same!

[davidlofgren96]

ahaa his name is mascara :')

[l7ol2010]

nice goal !

[malmutairi99]

والله تكتيك حلوووه من زينقا ,,, برااااااااااافو يابطل ,, بالتوفيق للعالمي

[DardanDS]

No way hahahhahahahah :P

[Okrim33]

non credo proprio che il portiere si sia distratto per guardare il culo di Plasmati, era un tiro stupendo.

[Okrutni]

@S0cc3r1sB3st

sokker . org is much better dude

[SlaveScreams]

That's pretty cheeky.

[GulyMascara]

x il commentatore ho solo qst parole da dire..niente trucchi solo MASCARA...la punizione sarebbe entratalo stexo...

[WiThOuTnEvErCT46]

a sulu a catania si virunu sti cosi!!!!! XD semu i megghiu... fozza catania sempre...

[hashoalex]

nice lol

[finalio]

i love those who think in a smart way, forza Zenga

[Calew1418]

WOW!

[interchris1908]

haha

the work of the brilliant zenga

former/future inter LEGEND

[giordanogiacomo]

catania sucks i was hearing that from my friends idiots

[Huynh03]

ughhhh shit's slowly pressing out of my ass, ughhh my ass ! ughh im takin a shit i got my labtop ahhh!!ahhhhh oh my god!

[BootlegBill2]

Soccer is for foot fairy pussies

[mohimohi1983]

I bet you're an American fag.

[logiass]

AMERICAN FAG!

[rawfisheater]

weak american can't play football...

[MattK6119]

Go back to playing your glorified game of sillyboy's rounders (i.e baseball) and us 'fairy pussies' will beat ur ass at 'soccer' anyday!

[danzman69]

?? what '...' dont you mean "..." lol

[jpperesb]

FORZA CATANIA!

[Skattiato]

Forza Magico Catania!!!

[liamsch1]

yes my man,me and matt averne bumping out.

yo yo me and him we going on sick.

watch my man do a fifa trick.

jar head has a little pric.

[Govenator001]

I believe that they are onsides when he strikes the ball

[cls14]

Any Italians/Italian speakers able to say if the reporter doing the voiceover mentions offside in it? I am sure they are not.

[DrugoKr]

no he just talks about this 'new tactic' he doesn't mentions offside

[cls14]

Thanks

[musiq1987]

cheeky italians, literally.

[SheffieldTS]

...reminds me of a fast show piss take of some sort!

[SirDodds]

that is totaly mental

[mrhodes0348]

this goal is offside as he kicks the ball there are about 3 players in offside positions blocking the keepers view which means they are interfearing with play.horrible bastards

[mcchaz]

If you knew the offside rule you would be aware that unless you are directly affecting play you are not offside. What they did was not particularly fair, but there are no rules against it.

[cls14]

If you actually look hard they aren't offside, although you would think they were. They run out as the defenders go in. It very smart, lol.

[silentcatania]

grande ZENGA!! Grande Peppe Mascara !!

MAGICO CATANIA!!

[boakey93]

dica???

[knfprtYou86Tube]

shit on Boxers?

[enzima86]

bravo zenga!!!!!!!!!!!! solo un portiere può conoscere le debolezze di questo ruolo

[PF2007AD]

It would be interesting to see if the linesman had flagged for offside if they didnt get back in time as they are surely interfering with play by blocking the keepers view.

Clever though. The Italians might be sneaky bastards, but they are very good at being sneaky which almost means 2 negatives become a positive.

Viva sneaky Italians!

[92GH]

typical italians eh?

the diving came from the italian league and now i'm sure we can expect to see footballers arseholes in every other league. what a shame...

[NaStRaDaMuS2006]

thats the order man united are the best at the moment

[NaStRaDaMuS2006]

who are the best in europe at the moement?

Man Utd

Real Madrid

Chelsea

Barcelona

Liverpool

Internazionale

Olympique Lyonnais

[robin644]

chelsea and barca are the best at the moment.

[halcooper]

mines similar but:

United

Barca

Chelsea

Liverpool

Internazionale

Real Madrid

Juventus

[Superjuniorbox15]

Champs League all-time records.

[kingthommmy]

Lmao nice tactic !

[Kompan7]

silly italian cheaters -_-

[bigandyd]

Italians are a bunch of cheats.

Always have been, always will be.

[DEZZMAN7]

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[darpachief]

loooool that guys name is Mascara...

[RobJoness]

Grow up mate, your not funny to anyone.

[greciansecfc68]

nzeppos you should be completely ashamed of yourself using racist language like that. Do you do it for attention? I teach 8 year old kids who do things like that for attention. In this day and age especially you should be thinking more than twice about using such outdated racist language. Please do us all a favour and grow up.

Great goal though!

[rftorres1978]

Hurry up then, mate!! Now with an Italian coach, your boys will finally start to believe in themselves and maybe dive too... you never know!! Did I mention the English NATIONAL TEAM has an ITALIAN COACH and they finally started winning? See you in 2010... you will get there thanks to AN ITALIAN COACH!!! In ll seriousness now, how far did you guys go in the last Euros? Oops... you didn't qualify!! My mistake, mate!

[harayooken]

What other islands win the world cup?? We are a good island.

No offence to Italy but you are wusses because you dive and would try to con the ref out of the cards in his pocket if you thought it would help you win.

Don't think the British Empire won't happen again. We know the benefit of manners.

[rftorres1978]

I doubt it, mate. With all due respect and observing what England has turned into, the benefit of manners will turn the country into a Pakistani province. If we are such "wusses" as you claim, why is it that the biggest diver of them all: C. Ronaldo is treated like a God in your island? When was the last time England beat Italy in a competition?

[harayooken]

He isn't treated like a God. Man Utd don't care about much apart from winning. Would a responsible club have such a diver in the team?

Don't worry your time to get beaten in a competition will come.

Ronaldo, Drogba and any other serious diver should be deported. Perhaps to Italy because there are so many there and its the homeland of diving is it not?

Don't blame me, the culture has come from your end, I am only saying what I see and my oh my I am seeing some low down dirty rats.

[harayooken]

What has England turned into aswell?

Coming from Italy you can't say much. Don't you have satanists that steal black cats and kill each other for fun. Mmm nice.

The sooner cronaldo leaves the better, he is only here for the attention, fame and money.

Rooney is better than him and if he had never come to the team he would have outshone him by a country mile.

When Neville and Giggs and all the other senior players leave so will Ronaldo because they are the ones that recommended him.

[harayooken]

I like the Italian league but the whole world at the moment is in a dodgy place i.e. corruption, greed, lust, etc so when that all gets sorted out it will be gravy but until then we have to do something!

[rftorres1978]

With that I finally agree. I also agree with you when you say that Ronaldo should be at Real Madrid along with the rest of those overrated players. I'm out, mate! It's been a lovely and lively evening of football passion.

[harayooken]

Oh yeah, how many times do you truly and honestly think Italian players have pulled the wool over the referee's eyes on the way to winning all your hallowed trophies eh?!!!

[rftorres1978]

One reply at a time, mate. But first, if I don't type in English we won't be having this lovely conversation. You probably don't speak any other language. Do you buy your curry in English, though?

[CFCMELB]

Australia will one day, probably take us a 100 years but we will.

No offence to Seria A or Italians, but it's true about Italians being divers, Materrazzi against Lucas Neill in the World Cup. We would've beaten you if he hadn't dived, as you only had 10 men, bit of a get out of jail card.

[fatsid]

Pfft...

See Steven Gerard's horrific dive against Atletico Madrid the other day. It's not an Italian problem, it's a global problem with the game. The English are supposed to play the most honest football. Yet there is Gerard flopping like a fish out of water. Rooney plays the same act. Gary Lineker victimized Cameroon with the tactic in the 1990 WC.

[HiredGunz]

naj just sg

[chooka]

there were two stonewall penalties before that that were not given. its only fair.

[rftorres1978]

Do you seriously believe the red card to Materazzi against Australia in the WC was justified? Italy dominated the whole match up until that point. It was only justice. One bad call to fix another terrible call. FIFA has "suspicious" ways of arranging, maybe "fixing" things. Remember how we and the Spanish were screwed in 2002 against the Koreans? Would love to see Australians do well, mate! Only more gorgeous Australian women in the stands, mate!

[harayooken]

Wowzee woo woo. The keeper should of still saved it and should have not of adopted the 'quaking in my boots' approach.

[hellasgr2007]

Wtf...That's not football..

eleos re..ti allo tha doume..pantws plaka exei.!!eidika pos koitaei o termatofulakas!!

[trevorbarkas]

by the way arsene wenger used this exact free kick when in japan but without the short dropping

[trevorbarkas]

should have been disallowed. certain things u shouldnt do to gain advantage and dropping shorts is one of them. do u all think if he took of his top and held it up infront of the keeper it would have been allowed

[Archontasius]

that was a good shot... even without that distraction is\t could have been a goal..

[rftorres1978]

Nobody respects Italian football? Typical comment of an insecure, frustrated and arrogant Englishman. Do I really have to remind you about England's success...42 years and counting, MATE!! Who should have respect for who now?

[joewhu]

what the fuck have u done then

[rftorres1978]

Another petulant Englishman, huh?? Who are the current World Cup holders? 42 years and counting...

[harayooken]

Why are you typing in English.

[choot49]

Mate nobody does.. Even Mourinho has come out and said the same thing..

Italian football is the third best league in Europe, no shame in that.

[rftorres1978]

It may be the third league, but we still have more world cups and trophies that your lame 4-team tourney!!! No shame in that either!

[harayooken]

Four team tourney that would batter you any day of the week. Lolzee.

[rftorres1978]

Well, remember 2007? Three English teams and my Milan won the whole thing! It was not until earlier this year that an English team was finally able to knock an Italian team out of the UEFA CL. And again, none of the goals were scored by Englishman. Do you remember the football lesson Milan gave Man Utd at San Siro? You should watch it again. Your boys learned from the best and were able to win the cup the following year thanks to John Terry's magnificent PK skills.

[69salford69]

"It was not until earlier this year that an English team was finally able to knock an Italian team out of the UEFA CL."

- dont speak about football, you don't know anything about it.

1999 Man United knocked out both Inter Milan AND Juventus. Paul Scholes AND Andy Cole (both English) managed to score against the Italian defences.

"Do you remember the football lesson Milan gave Man Utd at San Siro?"

- And the lesson Arsenal gave both Milan teams in Italy...?

You are a fool.

[rftorres1978]

I kneel to you football genius and humbly suggest that if you know anything about the beautiful game, the Milan loss against Arsenal was not a football lesson. If you ever played, not just watched while eating fish and chips, it was a very tight and tactical game that was to be decided the way it was, with a beautiful strike by Fabregas. The second goal was the product of Milan's desperation to tie the match. No comparasion to the lesson you were given to Man U. Man U had no chance back then!

[BOSIE321]

er... we knocked out Inter and juventus in 1999, we've also beat Ac Milan, Juventus, Roma, and Fiorentina in other champions league games. You are right though on a few points. The 3-0 victory over United was a footballing lesson for us (although virtually our entire defence was out for that game) and England is just as bad for divers as anywhere else in the world (Gerrard, Joe Cole, Rooney,).

[rftorres1978]

Bosie: I agree with you comment. But you must agree with me that "our entire defence was out for that game" is a poor excuse. If you are lucky enough to be in the Man Utd or any other top club's roster, anyone is better as the next guy. You guys were able to field 11 men, so it seems to me that enough capable players were available. What do you think about players who claim injuries to avoid playing in friendly matches? Good luck against the Germans, mate. Thanks for maintaining the decency!

[69salford69]

(EUFA Champs League all-time records) Man Utd; - Played: 140 - Won: 74 - Drawn: 35 - Lost: 31 POINTS: 257 AC Milan; - Played: 123 - Won: 62 - Drawn: 34 - Lost: 27 POINTS: 220

[69salford69]

what would you like to learn next?

[rftorres1978]

Dear Football Professor: With all due respect and admiration for your ability to collect Wikipedia information, please enlighten me by telling how is it that with 257 points you were only able to collect 3 trophies and AC Milan with lame and disappointing 220 points was able to collect 7. I'm horrible at math, so please kind sir, I beg you to enlighten my poor and disadvantaged football mind.

[69salford69]

"I'm horrible at math, so please kind sir, I beg you to enlighten my poor and disadvantaged football mind."

"2006 Italian Football Scandal" will enlighten you enough

Please tell me how Italian teams have managed to lose in the final 14 times???????

[rftorres1978]

How many times has England reach the WC finals?

[69salford69]

International football is totally different to club football.

I don't know how much you know about the F.A. , but they may aswell be Italian they are so corrupt... we have an endless list of reasons/excuses as to why 'Team England' are so fucking pathetic

Yes I've been to Italy and seen Italian women they are very hairy. I dont like hairy women.

English women may be sluts but at least they don't have rougher beards than their husbands

[rftorres1978]

Where in Italy have you been mate? Have you ever been to Milan? The fashion capital of the world. If you find them hairy let me know and I'll take care of it. LOL!!!

[69salford69]

Well, to tell you the truth, I saw ONE pair of hairy arm-pits on a good looking woman, combined that with the experience of my friend (who also saw an attractive woman with hairy arm-pits) and sterotyped an entire nation!

I only brought it up as an attempt to annoy you, but obviously it didn't work...

I went to Sicily, but didn't go to Milan..

[rftorres1978]

Sicily, huh? That explains it! ha! I'm glad my grandmother doesn't use the internet or she'll kill me. As you can imagine, she's sicilian! LOL!!!

[armatarossa]

what does sicily concern in this? players, and trainer as well, aren't sicilian. while your stupid brain is 100% sicilian

[rftorres1978]

WOW!!! Relax! We were talking about Sicilian women!!! I'm 50$ Sicilian and 50% Venetian, that only makes me 50% stupid, then!

[greatmomentssports]

lol, Mascara

[armatarossa]

ovviamente la tua parte stupida è la veneziana, vero?

[rftorres1978]

Forse. Vorrei avere un test del DNA fatto e faremo sapere.

A che ora è Italia-Grecia oggi? 20:15 o 20:45? Sono negli Stati Uniti necessito di trovare un modo per guardarlo.

[rftorres1978]

Believe me, it'll be nice to see England win the WC again. I have many English friends and they are so damn pesismistic that I want to go and buy a WC and give it to them. From an Italian prospective, I think once the English "superstars" start loving and honoring the England shirt is when things will start happening. As much as I dislike Beckham, he played with heart and loves that shirt.

[69salford69]

" once the English "superstars" start loving and honoring the England shirt is when things will start happening. "

- agreed.

Beckham is an England hero

[footiemad87]

yep beckham should play forever because he would if he could

[69salford69]

even after people wanted him DEAD after 98

[rftorres1978]

Your boys did quite well against Germany yesterday, mate!! Weren't we just talking about heart and honor? Those kids showed more balls than all of the 'superstars' combined and sent a strong message to the prima donnas who fake injuries to avoid national duty. Congrats!

[69salford69]

lol yeah mate they must have read our comments!!

It was a real test when they equalised and I was shocked to see us come back so strong.

Fair play to Terry for scoring that header after making such a mistake. He is a real inspiration.

Did Italy play last night?

[rftorres1978]

Yep. Tied 1-1 in Greece. As an English friend of mine said this morning: "I would love to see Capello leave the superstars who didn't show up without a good excuse out for the next qualifier. But that wont happen."

[69salford69]

Who scored for you? and did you play well?

I think Capello has gone as far as he will go by saying "all injuries must be double-checked by England doctor after club doctor"

I must admit I am warming to Capello - I was NOT happy when he got the job but 5/5 isnt bad is it? :)

Republic of Ireland manager is doing well too

[elmo10inch]

dont u just love facts? lol i'd like 2 c wat the milan fan boys have 2 say about that

[69salford69]

lol yeh mate Im not having any dirty foreigners slagging off our football!!

Dickheads.

[rftorres1978]

Dirty foreigners: 17 World Cups combined

Mighty and Arrogant England: 1 World Cup

OUCH!!!! What are you going to say about that?

[69salford69]

"Dirty foreigners: 17 World Cups combined

Mighty and Arrogant England: 1 World Cup"

Disregarding diving and general cheating, type "Italian Football Corruption" into any search engine, and you will see why you've been so successful.

Stick your teams up your arse. Your football is boring. Your women are hairy and your fans are racist.

And we could go into your cowardly efforts in WWII aswell if you want...? Or your homosexual history...???

FUCKING DIRTY ITI

[rftorres1978]

Have you ever seen Italian women and compared them to English women, mate! No offense but we're up there. You just showed me that you're about 8 years old! Go back to bed, mate! No need to go into WWII. If it wasn't for the Americans, you would be supporting Bayern Munich right now! LOL!!!

[rftorres1978]

AC Milan - 7 trophies

Manchester United - 3 trophies

Impressive numbers but all that tells me is that Man Utd is the biggest underarchiever in football!! With such impressive record, you should've had 10 trophies by now!!! OUCH!!!

[rftorres1978]

Real Madrid - 9 trophies

AC Milan - 7 trophies

Manchester United - 3 trophies

Long way to go to joing the big boys of football, mate!!! The truth hurts!!!

[69salford69]

"Long way to go to joing the big boys of football, mate!!! The truth hurts!!!"

And its been a long time since you were one of them.

You are History now "mate", WE are champions of Europe.

Italians are past their dominance, and that dominance is back in England.

It's Barcelona, Chelsea and Man United - in that order

Italy:

Won 11 Lost 14

England;

Won 11 Lost 5

Not very consistent are you?

[rftorres1978]

We shall see. Let's hope it doesn't get to PK's... because we all know how effective English are when it comes to penalties. I agree with your assessment of the current best football teams but I don't think Chelsea should be there. Barca's been having an amazing season but Chelsea has to win uin Europe to prove themselves. They had a hard time getting past Roma and Roma's been awful. Has Chelsea play Man Utd in the EPL yet?

[69salford69]

Chelsea were poor agaisnt Roma, who played better than they have all season, but bear in mind Scolari has only been there a few months and still can't put a paragraph of English together...he even said "John Lampard"?!?!!?

"Has Chelsea play Man Utd in the EPL yet?"

- Yes the bastards got a lucky penalty (and scored it!) when we went to Stamford Bridge a few months back...

United or Chelsea haven't got going this season but it will still be an English team at the top of Europe again

[rftorres1978]

As long as it isn't Chelsea, I'm good with it. I enjoy watching Liverpool play and have plenty of respect after the 2005 final. In all honesty, I thought we're going to blow it again in Athens. Football is beautiful, mate! Look at us, two idiots fighting across the continent because we love the game so much!

[69salford69]

Yeah im glad we can agree on something.

We will never truly see eye-to-eye because we are competition.

And I loved Milan for Athens :)

United fans will always be grateful

[69salford69]

"and England is just as bad for divers as anywhere else in the world (Gerrard, Joe Cole, Rooney,)"

- Spanish & Italian players made diving an art and many English teams fell victims to it over the years.

Rooney Cole and Gerrard are all modern players who have learnt to use the same strategy as other successful foreign teams.

Foreigners only complain because we are now all playing on a level playing field...

[rftorres1978]

Wait... Is the EPL even English anymore? I thought it was part of Russia's Second Division now... at least it looks like it. No hard feelings, but Serie A is for the most sophisticated fan, mate! If you like people running arounf w/o a plan, just keep watching the ELPSKI! If you like tactics, watch the Serie A and if you like flair watch La Liga. When was the last time an Englishman won the Ballon d'Or. People who play in the EPL don't count, mate!

[harayooken]

No, no, no, no, we are an island, try living on an island, come to the island and see how you like the island.

Try and survive on an island doing flair and talking tactics, no one cares, they just want to kick.

[harayooken]

If you are using the English language you would be doing yourself a favour by not insulting Englishmen. Tick tock.

[juanchoLopez]

I don't see anything wrong with that, I remember on one of my games there was a free kick and one of the defenders went to cover the post so I got right in front of the goalkeeper because I knew I wouldn't be offside and when the ball was kicked it went through my legs and we scored. Besides there was no exposure.

[pppaaaooo13]

mmm the shot was nice.I believe the goalkeeper still didnt had a chance

[arianos10]

It took me sometime to see who dropped his pants but in the end this was reaaaaaally smart hehehehehehehe

[christos32]

hahahahahahahahha

[JamesMcG13]

classless, disgusting, anti-football. and people wonder why nobody respects italian football.

[nioubis]

fuck off it was genious! ! !

hahahahahahah

e tous poustides tous italous ti skeftikan pali :P

[trillicampanello]

Why the negativism? We talk about the free kick here. Find yourself another place to junk!

[adrianmn]

se non vietato, naturalmente si può fare!

saluti dal paese di Juan Vargas (Perù)

[chunich]

sick trick