Ghetto Self Defense (this can save you from talking to dumb people) .....GloZell Winfey

[MrTiink]

you should make a video of you out on the street using this method

[soccerpro273]

Bahahahaha

[youllbemytourniquet]

you could tell them you have crabs.

[iamthebest908]

someone is a little "cray Cray"

[lolaylaable]

ur the new oprahh but ghetto

[blackneon15]

Thank you GloZell. You saved my life.

[BeyonceFanForever18]

You aint gon outrun no crackhead lmao

[sdiienno1]

"they gon run!"

[stellabearx3]

I love your videos!!

[MrsNicholeLaye]

glozell is great i love her to death



[nikiyahaston92]

@rutherford2468 stupid bastard

[igotbieberfever00]

@rutherford2468 fuck u

[razorback4187]

What the? Ebonics suck. Childrenses? What the fuck? How can you take this person seriously? Lame

[A7X1999xoxo]

@razorback4187 It's called comedy, dipshit.

[TheMarcuscollins]

@razorback4187 if you don't like it go do something and don't coment it's called comdey LEARN IT

[FolkBoyify]

@razorback4187 lol

[msmixedqt]

@razorback4187 dont watch it if your going to be an ass

[osmanx78]

LOL...GloZell Winfey

[revettes]

I dont think this is the dream MLK was talking about.

[Chelley395]

o wow... i have no words

[Dextha115]

lol 

[kaelinthebest]

you aint gon out run no crack head you can 4get about it ...Lmao !

[friedchicknNhotsauce]

LOl watch our version of ghetto people. Pretty funny >:)

[FreeDumb001]

trust me. ive met charlie sheen. you cant outrun a crack head.

cuz he is a lil cra cra.

glozell saved me.

tank yer ghetter opera.

even do u a lil cra cra

[Rafinicki87]

What!!!! Are you!!!!!?????

[oneworldonegirl]

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

[Tardolus]

@oneworldonegirl Cos' she's Glozell.

[russiankiler23]

lolol 

[monkey97e]

Lmfao so FUNNY ! :D

[CareeBearrLuvssYuhhh]

I love your wigs (:

[v07quint]

this works..no lie..ppl are not gonna go near ppl that start doing that..lol

[lilly98ish]

XD

[crazyashley15]

"They Have Like A Prejidusessss Against Otha Dirty People Ok, Maybe Theres A Union Ya Ok" Lmaooooo ! Shee Too Ghetto nd Funny i Lovee Her<3

[onlinegamesful]

that didnt work i got raped

[prettyBOIswagg01]

for real

[TheLorBoss]

Lls . Dey gon ' run ! Just keep scrathin ! ahahhahahha ctfu !

[Rawrimapebble]

Thats smart glo

[Fuzmuz3000]

I love you I meant

[Fuzmuz3000]

Omg...I love...I've seen all your videos...GENIUS!!!!...over and out!!

[JustAnotheruTubeFont]

LMAO hilarious i subbed

[JRipper16]

You made me itch as you were scratching. XD

[KKistheoriginal]

i am the ghetto oprahs

[KKistheoriginal]

start cretion.. if they a crack head u aint go out ruun no crack head

[KKistheoriginal]

lol she is so funny bus statiooonnn.. they look crazy cray cray

[rawrawday]

Your Amazinq (:

[qsarai79]

"Rihanna's just gonna use a gun, she's gonna man down or something like that"LMFAO

[koolnick6965]

Pause on 1:14..

Ha!

[candyapples234]

all them damn wigs .. smh lol :DD

[isabellovesfashion]

hahaha childrens's lmao XD

[benhook1013]

Maybe theres a union xD

[basslinechic]

And childrenses....Lol (: (: (:

[aaabbbccc1997]

oh you know what he just gettin on my... *scratches cleavage*

get it get it

[jmonet32]

keep pressing 9 really fast

[jmonet32]

keep pressing 9

[gagafan127]

she's sick, but i love her <3

[youronebiggestfan]

Glozell the new Oprah!!

[youronebiggestfan]

so you're supposed to make them think you have crabs? ROFL!!!

[LilzLolzCoolio]

laughing like cray cray person! I love this!

[LilzLolzCoolio]

OHMYGOD. Spent the second half of this vid

[converse7luv7]

repeatedly press 3

[converse7luv7]

pause at 2:10

[converse7luv7]

aghh this made me itchh!!

[MadyFaty123]

yay you made this on my birthday, thank you!!!!(althoguh you didn't know)

[stephonrogers1]

she must have da blue waffle

[SNICKERSGURL1290]

Regular people carry around mase? WHEN WAS THIS!?! WHY WASN'T I TOLD???? =.=

[Kennerdify]

Press 2 for Cray cray. LOL

[ROCKXXSTAR1]

childrenses 

[angiemcdowell12]

buss statiiiiiiowwn

[o3oBARTo3o]

why do you have wigs? lol

[KingXKhalid]

U made me scratch again... i just got a bath!!!!

[JessicaReBeLUnicorn]

U kno, a lil' cray-cray

[gagaaep]

vote for glozell 4 the next ghetto opera...lol thanx glo glo that helped me alot

[daddiesGrl167]

maybe theres a union

[Lovelylover220]

Made My Day

[delightuplady]

love itttt

[winxclub5566]

lol!

[frizzlesthekitten]

"well i guess ragular people don't have a knife...well a MACE er whatever..."

[silverdandgoldt]

All i can say is lol

[Lorin0090]

Press 4 over and over ; she is just scratching her neck the whole time !

[isabellalovesyoualot]

2:54 funniest part ever!

[isabellalovesyoualot]

guys dont want no dirty girls. lool.

[isabellalovesyoualot]

Hello, this is glozell, is you okay is you good? cause i wanted to know, i freaking lovee thaat,

[yolandriaXx]

:D Good If I ever get stopped by a crack head or somethin I will definately have your advice in mind glozell x

[ElmoAndFishhy]

press 2.... cray cray ahah

:) glozell <3

[MusicGaGaXoXo]

2:54 LMFAO.

I might try this self defense next time!

[JPopRainbow]

you look like one of my hairdressing teachers... haha. she talks just like you too.

[XxmickeylavaxX]

I love how one of the tags is Rihanna, x)

[jgforeva]

Lil CRA CRA

[Jerenisse13]

hahaha CHILDRENSES!

[justinbfan017]

Thumbs up for the wigs in the background! lmao

[fathema1231]

or if ya waited at a bus stashiyone lol x

[jacobsezmennosparkle]

i got lost. i wuz completley confuzzeled.

[1636bella]

that makes my neck itch!!!

[djoedangerlover]

xD the 17 people who have disliked.. are people who have experienced this. someone in their life has done this to them. and they're just bitter about it.

[rubyrose1015]

Just keep scratching, and get real into in

[MrSimz19]

5 TO  GLOZEL LOOK LIKE A PUPPET

[afrede1]

for all the regular people who cary mases

[sammygurl555]

press 2 for cray cray LOLLOL

[MzCaken]

o u kno wat he just gettin on my *scratch* *scratch*

[veronica001muah]

" you aint gonna outrun no crack head . .you could forget about it" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[computerGEEK298]

no afence but if you walked near me i would scratch like a i had rabies or summat, eventhough i nowho you are an ya good anstuff :)x

[TheRaNdOmNeSs729]

Ghetto Oprah!! Hell yes

[DEMIANDJESS1]

ur show should be called " is you o ghetto show "

[jjboi1233]

Lol

[grenadebacon]

does this work for guys cuz my friend is totes afraid of getting mugged lol

[bluemaxygirl]

HAHAHAH PRESS 2

[trustewiefan87]

rihanna just gone use a gun haha thats my girl though i love rihannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[yellow2purple1]

hahha !!!!!!! <3

[Indogyearsimdead]

Too bad most people won't see this for what it is...SATIRE.

As is said "You go GIRLFRIEND and take those tacky shoes with you".

LOL peace out.

[dinomightlu]

i am the ghetto oprahs right now, ok spread the words that scratching your boobs will have people runnin away from ya

[tommyhuynh93]

combine this with jenna's face and you'll be invisible to the world.

[brade123889]

i love you your hilarious

[Jennafer4500]

The new Jenna Marbles ' The Face ' Method<3 (:

[czuniga11465]

GloZell Winfey Show (:

[sirArchitect]

LMAOI!

[xxBRATZxx1]

i actually did that when my friend was coming to me i was scratching my neck she was just staring at me then when she go to me she was like ookay erm to you have some kind of desiese ?

[degrassigurlz123]

how da friek do yuhh know datt glozell?!?!?

[Punkeater5]

I got itchy after watching this..

[Darksun30]

This is 'old news'. I was told, you start talking to yourself, THEN, start scratching in between your legs, & that area. ** Is she supose to be a "character" , or does she really speak like this?**

[MetalOopolis]

You are so incightful Your like Oprah Only better GET A SHOW !!! :)  Your like Oprah... Saving lives :)

[MelanieAnn8]

glozell wat the heck!! listen..l..... love most videos but this one nah no nah no!

[itsSmilez100]

this worked! thx GloZell :D

[love5710]

PARENTS LISTEN UP AND CHILDRENSESS !

LMAO :P

[sallysue98t]

This worked better than jenna marbles face trick... thans glozell :*

[halobhoo13]

@sallysue98t haha i love Jenna...have u seen her video if the face doesnt work? tht works better

[snsdseohyun999]

lol do regular people carry Mace? 

[HipHopHottie927]

what happens when guys see this, and then they think that that particular girl is pretending... O.o

[teddy15bear1]

Ghetto Oprah I like you better then the regular oprah

[saphire18]

Am I the only one who had the sudden urge to scratch..... Haha

[SupErCrAzYcOwLaDy]

@saphire18 no

[jr96singing]

@saphire18 You scared me, lol, i started scratching my arm and I just glance at this comment....freaky.

[jr96singing]

@saphire18 Sorry and this was before the video even started....lol.

[babycakes4118]

@saphire18 wwhhaatt



[saphire18]

@babycakes4118 IDK while watching it I just had this weird sensation all over my body and I had to scratch. Haha

[LindseyBieber7799]

Oh GloZell Winfey!

[13Meeny]

"cray cray" lol

[espeonforever8]

12 people got cut in the ghetto.

[MultiKurt123]

" childrenses " <3

[whitebells37]

genius!! bahaha "u just start scratching "

[aznlilsaint]

a bus staaayshiawwwwn. :D

[coolcoasterdude14]

Childreneses

[BeleskieBabii]

this was hilarious !

[raisingthestakes343]

i'm not sure if you could believe this, but i was at a pasco county, fl convenience store and, well, the area has a lot of scraggly looking people, so i was coughing a little. scratching my neck and chest a little. anything to be safe, y'all! anything to be safe...

[iHeartCR7]

"parents listen up. parents and childrenses"

[Brebre3221995]

Dirtyyyy

[oopyshoopy]

you just ... start SCRETCHIN LOL !

[Bri11201]

"If they a crackhead you not going to out run no crackhead so should just forget about it " xD

[girrlubtrippin28]

her and itskingsleybitch should do a video together! thumbs up if you agree (:

[JoshRocks712]

U should make a ghetto oprahss character like kilanda but ghetto oprahss will give us advice. Thumbs up if u agree

[rockman087]

Bahaha

[boozebluntsnbitches]

hahaha omg i just laughed so hard!

[theLexisss]

no guy wanna get with that . . mmmm .

[telepathic2008]

LMBO i will so do that if i ever need to thank ya

[JayKeiferHawk]

Well I doubt anybody would wana rape sat nigga anyway since all black girls are dirty

[mixednuts123able]

i can't...i can't... live!! holy crap glozell you're killing mee!!! lololololol

[MrJackie899]

listen up..in case you put this video on and decided not to listen: listen up. 

[MDTEXAS1]

GG, You could have used that in the Hood or at that park there!

Good information. Just talked to Joan for an hour and her cell went dead. She calls me LOTS more now that Jim, Carl, and Marian have died. Think she thinks I'm gonna be next (Hee). Better not scratch around her (hee)!

XXOOOXOOXX,

MD

[LOLGIRLZ123451]

do the WINDMILLLLL

[The693432]

Wow. I hope the president see this, because this is like, very important information.

[sarees]

This is definitely one of GloZell's best videos...

[MrMcCurryful]

So I tried this today, and he helped me scratch.

[11Soccer4Ever11]

bus staaccc on

[Cupcake36631]

this gurl needs her own tv show

[ha3haa3haaa3]

I must try that

[Msilovebieber245]

Glozell i know this has nothing to do with your video but have you ever heard of mindless behavior cuz it would be so cool if you could do like a video of what u think of them thumbs up please to keep this at the top of the page so glozell can notice it

[dezzy4343]

my friends would say ewww yu got vaginal issues lol they dont care they just gone laugh .

[DiableJambeT]

Bus statiyoon tff xD

[grannygiggles]

This is so funny and entirely true!

[ragazziita]

Hahahahaha u're the best :)