German Lesson 2 - Cussing and Random Facts

[NicksCorvetteMan]

The first car was made in 1885 by German engineer Karl Benz which was called the Motorwagen. I know this because I had to do a project on it.

[joecoollo123]

How do you say "I'm tired of your shit. Get the fuck out asshole!"...

[oddrandomthings]

@joecoollo123 ----- "Ich bin müde an deine Scheiße satt. Raus, Arschloch!"

[pewster31]

Ich habe ein frage. Wie sagt mann, Fuck face.

[oddrandomthings]

@pewster31 ----- Before I answer your question, let me explain something. Not all English words and phrases can be translated and make sense in German. Same goes with German. For example, the phrase "Verdammte Scheiße" in English literally means "damn shit," but it means something equivalent to the British phrase "bloody hell." With that said, I will give you a translation of a phrase that has similar meaning. For "fuck face" you can say "Hackfresse." (Mein Gott, hat die eine Hackfresse!) :)

[MisticWays]

I like Muschis xD

[Gallantt90]

Does grüß Arsch Scheiße mean anything

[oddrandomthings]

@Gallantt90 ----- The word "grüß" means to greet someone or something. "Arsch," of course, means "ass" and "Scheiße" means "shit." So, yes, those words having meaning. Now, that phrase "grüß Arsch Scheiße" has no significant meaning. The only meaning I can think of is that whomever says that phrase wants someone to have a meeting or a greet with ass and shit. Basically, this phrase does not make sense in German. I hope I have answered your question. :)

[titiris543]

3.20 -323 jerk

[oddrandomthings]

@titiris543 ----- Easy, killer! :P

[idiotchild998]

how would you say fatass clean my cum stain from your moms clothes and pick the crumbs from her hair?

[oddrandomthings]

@idiotchild998 ----- "Fettarsch, reinigen Sie mein Sperma Flecken von Ihrer Mutter die Kleider und wählen Sie die Krümel von ihrem Haar." You are one crazy cookie, you know? :)

[idiotchild998]

thats how you would say that so fuck you

[lesterdiamond5]

This was awesome and hilarious! lol

[oddrandomthings]

@lesterdiamond5 ----- Thank you very much! :D

[FightinEJR]

How do you say "cock sucker" in German?

[oddrandomthings]

@FightinEJR ----- ”Cock sucker” in German is ”Schwanzlutscher.” You pronounce it like this: (shvahnts-loot-sher).

[hlonv]

I love this video..... you have a cute voice :)

[oddrandomthings]

@hlonv ----- Uh, thank you. 0.0

[atvredneckdude]

how do you say (bryan is a bitch) in german?......lol

[werewolves105]

@atvredneckdude Bryan ist a schlampe

[oddrandomthings]

@atvredneckdude ----- "Bryan is a bitch" translates to "Bryan ist ein Miststück." ”Miststück” is what females are called. That is why I used the word ”Miststück” because it is more offensive. I hope I answered your question! :D

[evilgothvampire]

how do you say cunt? in german.

[oddrandomthings]

@evilgothvampire ----- "Cunt" in German is "Fotze" and you pronounce it like "Foh-tseh." I hope I have answered your question. :)

[GilbertNoShit]

schlampe....schlllampe....schl­llaaammmppe.... got it :)

[LizzyKayRami]

Wow I learned something new today yay! Haha i loved it

[oddrandomthings]

@LizzyKayRami ----- Thank you very much! :D

[xxwolfxxwolf]

You pronounce German words brilliantly 

[oddrandomthings]

@xxwolfxxwolf ----- Thank you very much! :P I really appreciate nice comments like these! :D

[PepperDr94]

I go through the house saying all these things and laughing. Everyone's like "O_o" LMFAO!

[GodOfUnbelief]

Ok NOW I'm ready to go to Germany...

[StefanS117MC]

just by the way,

we german often use english words like

SHIT, FUCK,

and the teenagers

FUCK OF, DAMNIT/DAMNED...

and of course

PUSSY

[huntert1221]

google translate says bitch is Hündin

[oddrandomthings]

@huntert1221 ----- First of all, "Hündin" refers to a female dog. Yes, you may use "Hündin" as an insult. But the actually meaning of "Hündin" is a female dog. It literally translates to "bitch." Second of all, NEVER rely on Google Translate if your life depends on it. Yes, Google Translate CAN help out at times, but it CANNOT translate every phrase. When Google translated the word "bitch" you received what is called a "machine translation" or a "mechanical translation." These are not reliable.

[huntert1221]

@oddrandomthings o ok thanks that makes sense that it would give me the word for the literall meaning

[HeyAshley21]

Thank you sooooo much for these German videos. Been a BIG help. Thanks. : )

[oddrandomthings]

@HeyAshley21 ----- Thank you so much for your generous comment! :D It REALLY helps! :)

[MyNattarika]

Awesome!



[barbie7125]

who would think Hitler is German? ...peculiar

[ownyourcarmaster]

@barbie7125 Well heres the thing.. he was REALLY Austrian LOL

[oddrandomthings]

@barbie7125 ----- I would guess ones without a proper education.

[babyfouche]

@barbie7125 A Lot of people do

it sad but no one really want's to learn about hitler but he was very evil and blah blah blah

[Psychoticalchoholic]

Awsome dude

[oddrandomthings]

@Psychoticalchoholic ----- Thank you, dude! :P

[meiahazbreet]

spreckin du dutch mein ja



[oddrandomthings]

@meiahazbreet ----- Ik spreek een beetje Nederlands.

[meiahazbreet]

spreckin zen dutch

[5hallolesbe]

was stellst du hier unnötige sachen rein hahahahah

[ASCFANFUL]

Du hast noch ein parr fehler Gemacht bei der deutschen übersetzung aber trozdem Gutes Video :)

[oddrandomthings]

@ASCFANFUL ----- Ja, ich weiß. Ich brauche, um Korrekturen vorzunehmen. Danke. :)

[ASCFANFUL]

@oddrandomthings

Sag Lieber so : Ja , ich weiß aber ich muss noch ein paar korrekturen vornehmen :D :)

[oddrandomthings]

@ASCFANFUL ----- Genau. :)

[ASCFANFUL]

@oddrandomthings

Wohnst du in Amerika?

Und woher kannst du so Gut Deutsch? :D

[oddrandomthings]

@ASCFANFUL ----- Ich wohne in America. Ich komme ursprünglich aus Deutschland. Meine Familie zog nach Amerika, als ich zwei Jahre alt war.

[ASCFANFUL]

@oddrandomthings

Ohh ;) ich bin Serbe Aber ich bin mit 6 Jahren nach Deutschland gekommen und bin Jetz 14 :)

[oddrandomthings]

@ASCFANFUL ----- Ach so! :)

[ASCFANFUL]

@oddrandomthings

ja ;)

[TheCaptainChiffre]

@oddrandomthings "get the hell out of my way" kann auch als "zur hölle, geh mir aus dem weg übersetzt werden!" ;)

[oddrandomthings]

@TheCaptainChiffre ----- Richtig. :)

[Eligar2005]

I just love ur voice:)))))):)):))

[oddrandomthings]

@Eligar2005 ----- Thank you! :) Also, thank you for the many smiley faces. :P

[55aryan]

great lesson for german language. its just human nature to learn first all the bad words in other languages it makes it more fun to learn. keep it up !

[oddrandomthings]

@55aryan ----- I agree completely! :) Thank you! :P

[hansvonslither]

my art teacher is german now i can call her schlampe

[oddrandomthings]

@hansvonslither ----- I would not recommend that! :D

[cam16631]

Schlampe means slut in German...not bitch...i should no...I'm part German...get it right!

[fkjnj]

nice the most important words in the german language! and his pronunciation is verry verry good

[oddrandomthings]

@fkjnj ----- That is very nice for you to post such a nice comment! :D Thank you very much! :P

[Gothiqueluv]

How do you say "get the fuck (or the hell) out of my way?" This would really come in handy in LA traffic. lol!!! Thanks!

[oddrandomthings]

@Gothiqueluv ----- "Get the hell out of my way!" would be "Holen Sie sich die Hölle aus dem Weg!" If you just want to say, "get out of my way!" you would say, "Geh mir aus dem Weg!" I hope this has helped you. :)

[Gothiqueluv]

@oddrandomthings Thanks!!!! Now I know how to yell at the other drivers when I'm stuck in traffic! lol!!!

[fkjnj]

@Gothiqueluv Verpiss dich du Arschloch, or hau ab du missgeburt

[Gothiqueluv]

@fkjnj Thanks! XD

[11Kralle]

@Gothiqueluv

To tanslate it literally, would be dumb. Here some phrase, which should be yelled very loud and gastly:

`Ab!´

`Weg hier!´

`Geh´ mir aus der Sonne!´

`Mach Dich (verdammt noch mal) vom Acker!´

`Zieh´ Leine!´

`Zitter ab!´

`Sie zu, dass Du Land gewinnst!´

[haloandcodfan122]

nookie

[1henrycooper]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ich erzählen

[FordsAreSick11]

Why is there like 30 fuckin ways to say fuck you also can u tell me how to say fuck you bitch i know fuck you and bitch but i couldnt understand you clearly. Thanks

[d4arken3ds0ul]

@FordsAreSick11 nvm tell me how to say my shitter??? lol jk

[oddrandomthings]

@d4arken3ds0ul ----- I'm actually not familiar with the German word for "shitter," but the best translation I can give is "Mein Scheißhaus." I hope I have answered your question. :)

[oddrandomthings]

@FordsAreSick11 ----- I did not invent the German language, therefore, I do not know why there are "like 30 fuckin ways to say fuck you." You have to realize that German words and phrases, sometimes, cannot be translated. That's just it. If I were to translate "fuck you, bitch" the phrase would not make sense in German. I hope this has helped you. :)

[sk8r9871]

LOL AT 4:30

[angelawsome313]

What does svinehole mean?

[oddrandomthings]

@angelawsome313 ----- "svinehole" isn't a German word, but I think you are trying to say, "Schweinhole."

[angelawsome313]

@oddrandomthings yea that ... what does it mean?

[oddrandomthings]

@angelawsome313 ----- "Schweinhole" literally means "pig hole." You may perceive that at your will. :D

[ANYTHINGBEASTY]

Swinehundt



[oddrandomthings]

@ANYTHINGBEASTY ----- I am assuming you are referring to the German word "Schweinehund" meaning "bastard." :)

[xxElementOnexx]

lol cat noise! best way to accurately describe that pronunciation

[DrKillaser]

"you do the cat noise at the end of Dich, so fuck you".. lol

[Eligar2005]

@DrKillaser =)))))):)))))))=)) LMFAO

[oddrandomthings]

@Eligar2005 ----- I enjoy that musical group as well. :)

[oddrandomthings]

@15CUJO ----- I'm not sure if I quite understand those two phrases because of the way they are presented. I will just literally translate them. The first translated phrase: "Gott verdammt noch mal die Hölle Maria." The second one: "treten rocken." I'm still puzzled with the meaning of these two phrases. I hope I have answered your questions. :)

[15CUJO]

@oddrandomthings lol you have thank you very much you sir are awesome

[DeathsSON213]

dnt worry no1ns mad about the nigger thing

[melpeanut1]

@DeathsSON213 You're right, no one is big on learning that word, in any language. I don't like it, won't use it, and will slap a bitch (Schlampe) if I hear it. :) No disrepect to our German tutor. I understand you are just giving us German cuss words to use. But, that word, in my opinion, is highly disrespectful and demostrates ignorance.

[11heath13]

danke! :]

[hamariah1]

hhahaha,danke!



[emochickrocks1999]

danke fur dich i appreciate this cause im 12 and people wont know wht im saying

[EvilReser12]

@emochickrocks1999 Ich bin Zwolf Jahre alt. Canst du Lerne this?

[littlebit19801]

German seems to follow English more word for word more so than French or Italian.

[boahkeinbockmehr]

@littlebit19801 well, english is a germanic language and developed of an saxxon slang... so yes, both languages are pretty similar in the basics and exspecially in "old" words (like sh*t), since both have the same origin; antic germania. also the other nordic languages (without finish) as well as dutch share this similarities with the english language due to being germanic . french and italian on the otherhand belong to another language family, the romanic languages

[oddrandomthings]

@boahkeinbockmehr ----- I appreciate the history lesson. :)

[littlebit19801]

@boahkeinbockmehr I've studied German, Italian and French, so I've noticed that.  Also Swedish is similar to German I think, I can read some Swedish just from having studied German.

[oddrandomthings]

@Dortae ----- Bitte! :) I'm glad you enjoyed this video and also the "shitter." :) I appreciate your positive feedback! :D

[MsBigfoot06]

how do u say magic n german?

[oddrandomthings]

@MsBigfoot06 ----- "Magic" in German is "Magie." You pronounce "Magie" exactly the way it's spelled (Mah-gee). I hope I have answered your question. :)

[minisnowmen]

you have taught me so much XD

[MsBigfoot06]

i need 2 know how 2 say mother fucker thank you :)

[oddrandomthings]

@MsBigfoot06 ----- "Mother fucker" in German is "Mutter Ficker." You pronounce "Mutter Ficker" like this: "Moo-ter Fick-er." I hope this helped you. :)

[MsBigfoot06]

@oddrandomthings thanks

[littlebit19801]

@oddrandomthings Would you REALLY say it literally like that? That's surprising.

[oddrandomthings]

@littlebit19801 ----- What are you refering to?

[JarzRozzz]

@oddrandomthings Thought it was MutterFicken?

[ELF1Hawting]

Schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaampe xD der der anfang war lol ...

[iluvagothkenny]

"the shitter" made me lol x) Thanks a bunch, most of my German is really proper, and I'd like to know how add some kick into it :)

[oddrandomthings]

@iluvagothkenny ----- I'm glad you enjoyed the lesson! :D I hope this video has helped you with your kick. :P

[Iluvmjandpranks]

You like 2 swear? just wonderin.

[oddrandomthings]

@Iluvmjandpranks ----- Only when I am around my American friends. ;)

[LetsYoshiPlay]

Das heißt Arschlecker mit ck aber bei solchen Wörtern sollte man nicht auf Rechtschreibung achten^^

[oddrandomthings]

@LetsYoshiPlay ----- Ja. Ich sollte mehr Aufmerksamkeit schenken mit meiner Rechtschreibung.

[TheSweetypie4]

schlampe!!! LMAO!

My favorite word now.

[sh3lieMa3]

whoo! now i know how yo say bitch. x)

[AssasinChrisFay98]

well now i know how to cuss in spanish french italian english and now gernman

[Micanaru]

hey you two viewers !

[oddrandomthings]

@Micanaru ----- Don't worry. I've matured with my accent and enunciation. :P

[monkOIooIO]

good way to distance germany from Hitler lol. Thanks for that fact though, did not know it

[GregLovesTasha]

Du swarzen hurenshon slampe fick dine mutter in dem arsch XD!

[oddrandomthings]

@GregLovesTasha ----- Uh, entschuldigen Sie? :0

[GregLovesTasha]

@GregLovesTasha kanst du das versthen ?

[oddrandomthings]

@GregLovesTasha ----- Ja, das kann ich verstehen. Beziehen Sie sich auf mich?

[GregLovesTasha]

@GregLovesTasha nien nur vile es so ein fluch worte video ist so habbe ich das einfach so hin ge schriben ! XD

[oddrandomthings]

@GregLovesTasha ----- Ach so.

[GregLovesTasha]

@oddrandomthings so bist du duetscher ?

[oddrandomthings]

@GregLovesTasha ----- Ja. Und du?

[GregLovesTasha]

@oddrandomthings nien ich bin swiezer

[fieldtripmail]

I did understand what you said, I just thought I'd smooth out the rough translation. Schwarzen in Schwarzenegger is not plural, it's masculine, that's why it has an "en" on the end. And "eggen" is the infinitive form of egger. I do appreciate your video and thought it was humorous but that particular part may be in bad taste. The reason I asked if you're from NC is because I am and I thought I heard a southeastern accent in your voice. Anyway, take care friend. Keep the videos coming.

[fieldtripmail]

You're a little off on the Schwarzenegger explanation. Schwarzen = black

Eggen (not negger) = to till (like farming)

So, Schwarzenegger means "tiller of the black earth"

btw, are you from NC?

[oddrandomthings]

@fieldtripmail ----- I am referring to "Schwarzen" as a pluralistic form of "black" not "Schwarz" as in the color "black." I said "Egger" not "Eggen." I am referring to the sound "Negger" as in a slang term for "Nigger." Notice that I also said, "roughly translated." "Roughly" the key word. By "NC" you mean North Carolina, then no. I am not from NC.

[mendezbryan526]

yayaya 

[ilovewerepires]

"u know Germans they love their nuts"

[ilovewerepires]

dude i love ur voice

[1gallifrey1]

I could listen to you all day. you are SOO helpful! facts were awesome and now I can swear at my friends without them knowing. Danke!

[oddrandomthings]

@1gallifrey1 ----- Thank you very much for your generous compliment. :) I really appreciate it! :D I'm glad I was able to help you learn a few facts and some swear words in German. :] Bitte :)

[rubberduck182]

now i can say stuf to my taechers in german like fick dich bich

[myndwork]

@rubberduck182 or better, fick dich du schlampe :P

[123Cory321]

lol, i figure out the arnold schwartzenegger one out in german 1. lol i was like Black-Negger o.O :D

[MegaTylerlee]

you are awsome

[oddrandomthings]

@MegaTylerlee ----- Thank you very much! :D I really appreciate your generous comment as well as your positive feedback. :)

[ninification1]

Hahahah LOOLL i laughed out loud ! brilliant <3 <3 <3

[guitarist108]

fotze = cunt

[TheGabrielopensador]

How can I say "WTF?".And Fick Mich can be Fuck me or sum´ng like it?And could you PM me, because I kinda wanna learn verbal structure in german.Even tough I´m learning german in Brazil my teacher is teaching me nonsense.

[spletcha]

this is excellent

[oddrandomthings]

@spletcha ----- Thank you very much! :D

[ChaZabalou]

If you understand well English so it is easier to understand German because English belongs to the Germanic tree.

[oddrandomthings]

@ChaZabalou ----- I agree. :)

[toma123456781]

@ChaZabalou yeah germanic not at all anglo saxon language

[sandman481000]

hahahahahahaha nigger

[MrEvildemon77]

How do u say cocksucker??

[BonoboKlong89]

@MrEvildemon77  "Schwanzlutscher"

[DanaD2324]

You do the cat sound at the end of "Dich" so Fuck You. lol. Thank you I'm watching all of your german videos they really help! ::D

[oddrandomthings]

@DanaD2324 ----- Thank you, I think. :0 I appreciate you watching all my German lesson videos. :) Thank you for the positive feedback. :D

[Morgotheenslaver]

is it 'das' scheiss?

[oddrandomthings]

@Morgotheenslaver ----- It depends on what you a referring to. If you want to say, "the shit" as in feces then you would say "Die Scheiße." I hope I answered your question. :)

[freekazoid8489]

athletic shoes would correspond to Adidas AG a German company, right?

[jp0kamikaze0]

What is the best way to learn German? I'm Korean and i really do want to learn German. This is my fourth language and yeah~~! Anyone? Please suggest me...

[oddrandomthings]

@jp0kamikaze0 ----- There are many ways to learn German along with any language. How well do you speak English?