MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

[dinotron2426]

fatty



[showckwave]

4:25 white girl

[Kevin8942]

Rick James should've said "Can't touch this"

[Cl1ckHere01]

Suspend your current actions, for my timepiece has indicated a necessity for mallets.

[13jread]

I was going to click "like" then MC Hammer said "Can't touch this"

[Beexyeahh]

1,613 Cant touch This

[SuperRetardedkid]

hes a pastor now and is poor

[mvivanc]

@SuperRetardedkid OMG facts brought me here also

[pinkvalerie4]

@SuperRetardedkid are you serious O.o

[Captnplanlos]

Things I want to do before I die:

- touch MC Hammer

- simply walk into Mordor

- survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris

- find out who the fuck let the dogs out

[The711coffee]

My diet song! Can't touch this

[LiquidHam1]

What Year Was This Made In???

[Metroidkalib]

@LiquidHam1 Came out in the 80's

[sidekick463]

Cant touch this break it down now OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thelovechannel2010]

like this status if you have tried to touch this and failed

[Saladmints]

@thelovechannel2010 If i failed at touching it then i couldn't like it.

[kenwo88]

check out the parody of this video from In Living Color. Funny stuff

watch?v=tYi3pwK6KkI

[SuperFlashDriver]

You do notice guys that the song was taken from the original 'SuperFreak'.

[discosleaze]

Yeah!!!!

[TheCoolKidBrooklyn]

BREAK IT DOWWWWN!



[Cannibalgummy]

haha awesome



[josecmch98]

(.Y .)  HELL YEAH

/ . /

l Y l

[bluemoondiadochi]

Thumbs up if i'm listening to this in...? seriously people, have some imagination, this song deserves it! should be more like, "thumbs up if our children will be listening to this in next 20 years. and we will, too!

there - happy? covered for next two decades!

[JosephBeristain]

1,613 can't touch this! :D

[Perkerpersian]

Why is he wearing Kurdish pants? :)

[Im0a0pirate]

epic song + epic dance moves + epic pants are EPIC!

[VitorBrandaum]

(.Y .)

[pacemaker2point0]

MC Hammer is the definition of swag.

[dofr1996]

I need these pants!

[marco84937]

troppo fuori ahahah!!

[Gezzilla123]

 (-)(-) cant touch them <--

[ROBGOBLINMAN]

@Gezzilla123 And what are those?

[theused801xx]

1612 touched it......

[byTriiQ]

Except you, you can touch this;)....

[AaronCarterRocks]

I sing this when my dog tries to lick the peanut butter off my balls

[leroy6002]

@AaronCarterRocks

there will be a time that he is faster than u and bites ur balls off

[Leijona1977]

Suap koskee! ;o)

[Tervehdys00]

This song never gets old.

[kayleighthecool]

@Tervehdys00 very ture lol it great danceing music

[weirdscience85]

This song just makes me smile I remember the day it came out like it was yesterday

[TheTVJokeR]

100 000 thumbs up for Mc Hammer !!!

[syanngilroy]

HAHAHAHAHA my english teacher and music teacher went to a night club dressed as him, and one was already dark skinned so the other PAINTED himself black hahahahaha soooooooooo funnnyyyy

[MrAlexanderJU]

29,673,117 million people just touched this !!!

[itija29]

i just wanna dance with this song!

[61kingsize]

i can touch anything!

[ManfroSimo007]

...wonderful song.. but.. what couldn't we touch?

[61kingsize]

wat kan ik niet aanraken?

[vampiir97]

If this dude wore such clothes 15yrs ago then how is it possible that we still wear suits as work outfits? Let's change the traditions. Go to work with golden pants and a jacket on your bare skin!

Then start dancing outside your bosses office and sing "Can't touch this! U can't touch this!!!!!"

[estelokillo]

@vampiir97 I´ll let myself to dress freelly next time I go to work and I´ll tell you the results. In the meantime , you do the same and we can share the results. Agree?

[Savior2k5]

Dude, I stopped the video at 2:52 cuz he told me to, now I've been here for 2 weeks waiting for him to tell me to play it :(

[spartan9080]

@Savior2k5 omg lol

[Metroidkalib]

@Savior2k5 MC Hammer: Play the fucking song kid.

[Savior2k5]

Real G from Oaktown, respect.

[dbmgalbraith]

mc hammer learned the hard way that chuck norris CAN touch this

[TheHitlermies]

U CAN TOUCH TITS! :D

[spongepedro]

2:52 STOP! HAMMER TIME xD

[MegaDragoz]

Anyone else just looking up old songs for the hell of it?

[urutaka]

omosh time!!!

[roflmao1616mkay]

Thats some pants they got there :D

[sjenkie9966]

hammer time

[timpriddy73]

STUPIDITY IS A HELL OF A DRUG

[MmeLuella]

those pants....

[SlimShadyKnowles]

Hahahaha i remember when i woke up in the morning and this song was on and i did the dance moves old times :D

[LUCAS19991999]

muito loko

[ERR0R9O9]

Y U NO LET ME TOUCH?!?!?!?!?

[dgobrien]

how shuffling was invented...

[LeUbermensch]

HALT YOUR ACTIONS! My timepiece indicates a necessity for mallets.

[MsShatface]

Thumbs up if you listen 2 this in 5323

[spawmist]

fuck hitler,heil MC HAMMER

[Readmycommentfucka]

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

[Readmycommentfucka]

HAMMERTIME



[Angerwithinful]

YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS! :D

[BasementDweller09]

Halt.

Hammerzeit!

[loryfisherman]

Can't touch this...but what?

[apuuvah]

that's what i've been pondering all these years as well. is he talkin 'bout himself? if so, i wouldn't much want to "touch this", so he might as well have lightened up a little...

[tbu1mi]

Negroes really are a very musical people- jumpin, jivinin and even getting down with their bad selves...that tickles me....

[WehrmachtLuftwaffe]

When I was a kid, my babysitter April, used to dance to this in our living room when it came on MTV. Kids, that's just one of the reasons why you should feel bad about not being a child in the 80s. You don't have memories like that!

[ezone25]

@WehrmachtLuftwaffe I agree! I was 10 when this was released, and man, do I ever have memories of this song!

[rxykun]

2012

[GuyoftheStars]

Thumbs up if you're watching this right now

[lemob182]

SO. MUCH. ENERGY IN THIS MAN!!

[DjBlueShot]

to much swagger you cant touch him

[markbarkev]

Thumbs up if you is seen this in 2012

[spartan9080]

@markbarkev hell yeahhhhhhhh

[MAXIMHOT100]

First Saw This on Soul Beat =)

[ConsoleCleric]

I don't know, it looks really easy to snag those pants of this.

[RaisaRacelisVEVO]

Sometimes You Can't Believe That This Song Is More Than 20 Years Ago...

[eltiopollito]

yeeeeeeh

[lubel020]

Que buen tema !!!!

[adricollapse]

this guy is better than michael jackson

[thekittehman]

Malzahar.

that is all

[klw193]

hes an idot



[college12100]

Swagg!!!

[babemj1]

this dance isn't as fun if ur broke

[hockeyboi888]

Stop - Hammertime

[DorrarPreez]

This is real dancing

[katz204]

I'm watching this in 5000 B.C. on my iStone with 0p quality.

[ThePowers95]

@katz204 wow bro your so origanal IVE NEVER HEARD THAT COMMENT BEFORE

[SR111ify]

Chuck Norris CAN touch Mc Hammer

[MANDY28997]

@SR111ify gayyyyyyyy



[fanges147]

He looks smaller than he sounds.

[PurdyMusic]

check out my raps i rap with instruments !

[m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

...THOSE PANTS! WHY?

[fanges147]

@m3rrys0ngstr3ss Malzahar.

[ramaunsmith]

just think all the sexy women in that video are old ladies now....nature o cruel nature

[nagmashdriver]

At 4:02 is the most sexiest woman in this video, LOVE the miniskirt and high heels!

[Cuda36]

moi je veut du uc

du uc uc uc uc... -Fatal Bazooka

[WilliamgotSwagger]

1,609 people cant touch this

[spawmist]

good dancer :D respect from bosnia

[kalasmicke]

Achievement Unlocked: Touched MC Hammer

[dk4ever2000]

i tried and tried i just can't touch it!!

[Toaster0107]

Like button? 1.609 people can't touch this

[bubblegum12805]

love this song soo much i had my pen open and was drawing over my face no one even told me i had pen all over my face only noticed when i looked in the mirror 4 hrs later!!!! LOL :)

[littleboy707]

#swag

[19throwback89]

@littleboy707 #hella swag

[eve61715]

muii buenaaa

[NoHaistaKukkanen]

fuck 2pac, this is true rap !

[martyrogers080]

Took my son to the NEC brum to watch the hammer he ended getting on the stage and dancing with the Hammer would love to get the video from that night

[TRexInEx]

Old Rock + Old Rap + FUN = CAN'T TOUCH THIS

[sayligaa]

-Touches him.

HAAAAAAH.

[Fidsopedia]

OMG Facts brought me here

[skinguy7776]

I think.. I think the singer does not like to be touched.

[theheadhunter502]

Life Achievement:

"Can't Touch This!"

Touch MC Hammer.

[pakapol20]

That awkward moment when you hang out with MC hammer and he wouldn't let you touch anything..

[petelover1986]

love this song, i could do that dance if i want too. i love dancing to this song

[ra1nof89]

those pants! i dont wanna touch that. hahahhah

[JuliaPozdina]

Big Sean (song Dance) stole the sound at 1:58. :)

[a55doggy]

@JuliaPozdina Don't listen to that song, but if that is true, then he is just a noob

[KilleurFra]

Hi Malzahar :D

[veilofmaya123]

1609 SOPA dumbshits CANT TOUCH THIS!!! =))

[turkmko]

60s music

[Nitram916]

@turkmko 60's? More like 90's

[FL0D0S]

AMG i'm on a CLASSIC COMBO!!!! :D

[gptcorleones]

finna do this dance soon...had to go ahd and watch the master at work

[EGRJ]

*trolldance*

[cookedjepi]

art of trolling say ur frend here is ur candy eat them and say u cant touch this.... anymore

[marukas112]

I know who can Touch This its Chuck Norris:D !!!

[PEYIAKID]

Where is MC now? just a great track!

[gablooblue]

@PEYIAKID w w w . omg-facts . c o m /view /Facts/ 48468

[MissEsmerelda1]

Like if you got here from OMG Facts!

[BeastMachine7]

stupid wow, its been 6 years since ive played and now all i can think of is orc dance when i see this

[KINGxTROLL]

crazy legs dream

[eltiopollito]

malzahar dance!!!!!!

[asdfs1]

Danny he good!

[TheWhoush]

Parachute pants... great if you wanna jump off of a flying carpet!

[americami]

1:56

[bomberboy66]

Why is there a dislike button?

[tristanhiv]

this guy was the first to shuffle... awsome xD

[dbatista4]

@tristanhiv: LOL...no he wasn't it was James Brown, look up his performance in the TAMI show, his performance alone blew away every performer in that show.

[SomethingX13]

love this song <3



[fluffyrolls]

nice pants...

[MTVFist]

1:55 - 2:09 ... Mr.Smooth

[MTVFist]

0:49 - 0:51 .. Damn

[MTVFist]

I Hope all of you stupid ass nigguhs know MC Hammer is Right now..

answers DOT yahoo.com/question/index? qid=20091010172406AAaEF8V

[CipherAdminDakim]

Like my comment if omg-facts DIDN'T bring you here :D

[397pollo]

NOPE!chuck testa

[M4T1N249]

now every guy from omgfacts come here

[Vicoolio]

Omgfacts

[bcbriantay2]

omg-facts got me here :)

[altaboy97]

@bcbriantay2 same here buddy. lol

[Xtrandom]

wow... to think he's a pastor now

[DarkGuardian256]

@Xtrandom to think how he managed to lose 30 million dollars

[BloodAngel707]

i thought the sign on the shirt at 2:48 was a swastika first, had to double check

[CaptinFolcan57]

still can't believe he blew all this money. TWICE!!!

[SuperJacob54321]

hes why baggy and tight pants exist with each other

[crackopenyourhead]

i want that pants =D

[miguelvegafallas]

chuck norris puede tocarlo...XD

[missdaftfox]

I can actuly do the mc hammer dance

[teslic100]

You guys are so stupid chuck is good at fighting but make him fight Bruce lee if he were still alive