The D#ck Whisperer!

[MrUnit024]

im glad my penis doesnt talk to my mom

[MadLeaver]

Time to play Burn the Penis!

[H8DaNameBRod]

I feel like she would have noticed how messed up his dick would have had to have been

[bandeboards]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' WITH THE HAMMER???

[sephiroth2561]

dude ur shit is hilarious fuck fred dude u rock

[VCinderellaManV]

man who is the girl

[GAYVAGlNA]

@VCinderellaManV his girlfriend

[Stordrage]

WHy doesnt it hurt for him x).. Funny video

[jasonfreak99]

i just noticed that most of his video titles have an explation point lol

[TheArchangles982]

As your channels gotten bigger your girlfriends gotten hotter and hotter lol she wasn't to good looking in this (probs just because of the short hair) but now she's smokin hot

[dordor147sback]

@TheArchangles982

this is why you're single.

[powrightinthekisser5]

Sick FUCKER!!!

[115zOmBiEzstudios]

how did your girlfriend agree to do this video with you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Smalville226]

Dude, I'm 12, and I'm jealous..... because your girlfriend is amazingly hot. Your very lucky.

[MrAirsoft2012]

@Smalville226 If u want a gf so bad get of the fuckin computer and look 4 1

[monkeyman12681]

Lmfao the end

[MrBADASS9296]

The Black Dahlia Murder! <3

[yummypenguin615]

okay he was hott in this video lmfaooo

[marcopchen]

This is like a Twilight Zone episode.

[mektoganguy]

what the f### are you doing with a hammer aaaaaaaaa

[tiarnan97]

Alisha is so hot in this video :D

[MrDevilsheep666]

2:24

Black Dahlia Murder T-Shirt!! Not only is he hilarious, but he also have a good taste in music!

[chase79336]

tribute to lorana bobbit



[KaraColannd]

lmaoo this is gold! now, its time to play burn the dick :D lmfao.

[MG44ish]

Dude bin there done that

[RYSH999]

Voicing his own dick? You sir are a legend

[JDWolfman12271]

Was damian voicing his own dick?

[NARKOZ2008]

@JDWolfman12271 it's not his dick

[JDWolfman12271]

@NARKOZ2008 ... well who was doing the voice of the talking penis?

[coollevi123]

@JDWolfman12271 Damian wtf....

[h3rdstyleb0y]

what the fuck are you doing with the hammer

[killerr721]

another girl has gone syhco bitch

[issenox]

moral of this video? Kyle was just hiding in the closet talking to her.

[johnnyD440]

"Baby what are you doing?!" "IM'MA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!!

[iRecklessTV]

lol 1,154 viewers are dicks

[fuckuallish]

IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF! lol

[Nemisis9483]

what the fuck are you doing with a hammer?!

[chokingonfoot]

2:56 requiem for a dream, pan's labyrinth, and taxi driver... i underestimated you.. some of my favorite films of all time right there

[AstaLawl]

COPYRIGHT! SOPA GONNA F*CK THIS SHIT UP! >:( STOP SOPA!

[saijinl33]

wow my ads keep freezing -_-

[TheMrFriskable]

IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD bahahaha

[IKThemesV3]

Why did i show this video to my girlfriend

[Crazystunts551]

2:50 scary. that your not gonna have a dick for the rest of your life. :(

[Crazystunts551]

2:50

Damian: Baby what are you doing?

Damian's girlfriend: I'm gonna cut your dick off

Damian: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD

[CrAzAnIfAnGiRl]

Baby what are you doing??!!! IM GONNA CUT YOUR DICK OFF!! AAAAAAAH

[Crazy4Games2]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE HAMMER!

[ilovecodemonkeys]

Ask yourself: What time is it?

Then press 9!

[LisaChuUK]

LMAO hotdog :')

[musicalbethan]

what the fuck? xD xD

[digitalchico]

He looks like Spencer from iCarly

[7CellarDoors]

Fuck... Im in that part of YouTube again.... Im beginning to think the "related videos" are a lie

[paulakaFATBOY]

PAIN OLYMPICS!!

[fixfireleo]

lol. lorena???  put seriously, dont cut it off...he's a cutie!

[ItzAlphaWiz]

press alt+f4 to skip adds

[Luk14habbo]

this haircut is waaaaaay better on her

[enefoo9]

What happened to 2:59?

[themachinimaclick]

im gonna cut your dick off lol

[EKOSNIP3R]

baby what are you doing

im gonna cut your dick off

aaaaah

[Theg6Master]

fuck that i would never burn my dick

[Ignore14]

Damn your girlfriend is fucking hot with short hair

[darkgamer8291]

"It's time to play burn the penis" lulz...

[123capuchino]

i bet she gave him a bj after that-_-

[xGeilex]

let me rail your girlfriend? plz

[ToxicOnE0981]

lol wait what are you doing i am you're own dick NO WAIT AHHHHAHAHAHAHH

[42Elmo35]

hammer time

[TheBlackPheniox]

nice fucking shirt "BLACK DAHLIA MURDER" RULES

[koochmonkey]

nice shirt at 2:25, love that band :D

[MrTimelapseGuy]

@makemebad35 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER <3 FAVORITE BAND

[SuperMario431]

Its time to play the burning penis!!

[xXgothicangelXx100]

this is stupid but it was kinda funny

[Pararescue001]

There is that time in every mans life where he has the ending of this video become reality...

[gangstathuggy]

BABY WHAT R U DOING!!???? I"M CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[himynameisjustin6117]

IM GONNA CUT UR DICK OFF!!!!!! ROFLMAO

[mackayjordan8]

go to mackayjordan8 funny video hit the video that snow a man on a bed and like that video

[MrMessi490]

I fuck sheeppppppppppppppp

[vansOnLuke]

ALMOST FORGOT MY TRUSTY HAMMER LMFAO !

[mbmismyidol]

damian... your fucking retarded... thats what I love about you <3 :D

[95bellaslayer]

NO, DONT DO IT!!

[TheJohnHenry23]

at 2:00-2:05 itt sounds like a epic motorboat

[MegaMadden411]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A HAMMER?!?!?!



[christiansketchman]

2:55 My reaction when my girlfriend made me watch Twilight.

[3curvy]

wrinkle beast beater XD

[browningbuddy1]

2:27 The Black Dahlia Murder shirt. FUCK YEAH!

[sgimember101]

I'm gonna cut your dick off! That's what I said to my ex but never did :/

[jhonnygat1]

time to chop the Epic Penis

[Zombiekid451]

Time to play burn the penis!!!

[silverwolf7791]

To much lol

[DurexDurpaneu2]

So that's how it all starts eh? Girl talks to penis, then girl cuts penis off while the guy is asleep, AND THEN she throws it out on the street.

[xDSxREM1XxDSx]

2:20 Epic Shirt :D

[res0ynb2]

it's like

baby what are you doing?!

then it's like

I'M CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

FUCKIN FAIL!

[Quin874]

Dont mess around with this shit. I just watched the fucking BME Pain Olympics...cutting off a dick is not as funny as you'd think...

[nazu68]

i would fuck that chicks tits..

[XxDarkWolfZX]

BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

IM CUTTING YOUR DICK OFF :D!!!!

[kevinguo12345]

i just jizzed...

[rai7on]

press 9 XD

[L0NEASSASS1N]

"What the fuck are you doing with a hammer!!!"

[cody2bcool]

2:17 the dick screaming XD

[wafflezbob]

ginnaginnathinginnaginnathinga­nnaginna: press 1 speedily!!!

[zachactionhero]

IM GONNA CUT UR DICK OFF LOL

[RICHARDmorgan99]

black dahlia murder!!!!!!!!! <3

[FastForward2012]

i hope loads are shot all over

[jkbros4ever128]

nice rack



[cherrykooladeboy]

the rinckle beast beater



[HellzHitmanxxxx]

Wouldnt you hear the dick whenever you were having sex?

[softaballfrfreak]

what the fuck? lol a talking dick!

[MrKaleb01]

thumbs up if the guy below me wants to be the top comment 

[videogamefan126]

dont cut off his dick one thing he wont have anything to fuck with another thing is that that would kill him posibly cause i know a guy that cut his dick off cause he thought he was a girl and so he died dont do it

[JetStorm17277]

who in the right mind plays burn the penis?!

[MrManfrog]

What are you looking at during 1:08 ? ;)

[calibornfish]

0:04 wernt u wearing a robe with tht same paturn? O_o

[videogameboy3131]

love that shurt at 2:24

[jmoney76179]

omg all this shit he doin must fuckin hurt but i know its not real

[TheMscomputernerd11]

LOL



[slayermanbob]

I started laughing my ass of at the patty cake part

[KcoKT]

ending.... LOL

[Kittcat9112]

justinbieber is .....the 8th horcrux that is yet to be destroyed. #KEEPIT GOING!

[ragingretard101]

damians old girlfriend with the blue eyes is way hotter.

[x5darkangelx5]

@ragingretard101 What video can I see her in?

[ragingretard101]

@x5darkangelx5 scroll down and a video will say mcdonalds sex toys tht is her go to her channel find her video there will be love it really cute and sad

[cwilcox16]

I just love the fact that if you think about it, Alicia was there for every scene of this that he recorded xDDD

[irishben15]

my girlfriend sed that to me so i never Spoke to her again

[sgimember101]

Patty Cake xDD

[MrMexicanRules]

i thought you were gonna jerk off when you said

now its time to have some real fun...

[20DPF]

Most random videos and there the ones me and every other person is addicted to

dude you rock keep up the good work

[jigsaw5597]

why is it removed??

[wowyourepathetic]

That awkward moment when the girl in the video looks exactly like your best friend's sister...

[coollary1]

i just lost my boner from the last video 'how to stalk girls'

[ff5501]

i hope you get a comedy carrer!

[Nicholasc99]

If only there was a bloopers video. XD

[ALUMATRIX]

dude,,,, fantastic,,,, very funny ,,,,,,ur as funny as the pro's on tv,,,, just my opinion,,,,,, very creative !!!

[ronnie23cat]

this guy thinks of the funniest things wow just amazing!

[codmonster589]

hey damian. my brother bet that you wouldnt respond to one of my comments in less than a week. canu reply. its a 30 dollar bet and if you reply im advertise for u and give u 23 and a couple more couple more dollars

[LabPuppy78]

DONT TRUST THE DICK

[2beast4uinMW2]

you firend is so fucking hot

[kaizoisevil]

Thumbs up if you noticed the "Requirem for a Dream" poster at the end.

That song is the most overused epic tune on youtube.

[landonmc98]

BLACK DAHLIA MURDER! FHHHUCK YEAHHH

[DJC24680]

Love his face and scream at the end ROFL

[jwedwards12]

yes black dahlia muredr tee-shirt in the sandwitch scene!

[TeamNam3ks]

2:55 EPIC SCREAM!!!!!!

[MrChrisglen]

a women watched this and was the Dick Whisperer and she chopped her husbands penise off and put it in a disposal bag

[NationRetarded]

ITS TIME TO PLAY BURN THE PENIS!!!

[dinamitmoo]

I love to jerk of and my penis name is demongo:)

[dinamitmoo]

My dicks name is demongo

[DANNIQQA]

Shes hot ;)

[Caseymyers1192]

Hellariously funny (:

[Koichiwaa]

Hey Damian, where are your from? And no, i do not mean your mom's vagina

[avenger374]

u are so funny

[dreamofdeath381]

this is so fukin funny



[MrCityBoy21]

Baby,what r u doing?

Im gonna cut ur dick off!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

[rockerboy655]

Is that your girlfriend?? XD

[nakedskaters417]

i wish she'd talk to my penis, his name is jeff

[WOLFMANBASS920]

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER!! WAZZZ GOOD

[ps3classics1]

Time to play patty cake with mr shoes and penis

[zebra221luv]

Boring

[greeneyes991]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xxxTheBatboyxxx]

LMMFAO At his dick yelling "WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH A HAMMER"!?!?!

[fearospir]

BLACK DAHLIA MURDER SHIRT.

[TheMegarivman]

fuck she is bang tidy! i would fuck her all night long

[Hanzy302]

she is soooo HOT

[streeteyboi]

love you damian keep making videos!!!

[DDFJ1230]

Boy: BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

girl: IMA CUT YER DICK OFF!!

[superMcnewgrounds10]

Pass This Around!

Don't you think damian should make another channel where he posts videos of just him and his girlfriend? It would be really sweet and cute! they are such a cute couple that i think he should do it! Post this to every Makemebad35 video until Damian sees it!

[ThePeachy18]

@superMcnewgrounds10 thats creepy lmao



[snookieberry]

creapyy lol but i still love it....

[SktRat4life]

the end makes me want to shed trillions of terrified tears

[drewigi]

i knew I wasnt the only one that played burn the penis

[Josh1999Josh]

1:44 ohh look at the pic

[Deathrougez]

.... i had Pokemon Season 1 Episode 13 in the other tab and then after Damian was alone in the house the episode started and the Pokemon music was playing... and then when he went in the music stopped because of rendering.. and then opened the door it started again xD (thought it was the video... before i checked)