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  • THOU SHALL NOT WEAR A KILT AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • I LOVE ISLAM 

  • I love the 71 Virginians...

  • Killing innocent people whether Muslims or Non-Muslims is not jihad. Scholars had already explained those things. And there are misconceptions in this video about Islam.

    People shouldn't make fun of Islam.

  • @TheLaserboyman haha I'll crack jokes about Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Taoism, or any other religion.

    I don't have the irrational fear of "hell" and I have the freedom to say what I please about various religions, It's not a hate crime to insult a book written over 2000 years ago by a bunch of crazy sand people (the bible)

  • Why is the genie such am annoying dick now?

  • "Jesus did you call a cab?" LMFAO!!

  • He pushed the Leftists too far, & knew what was going to happen - lol

  • Hey Jesus did you call a cab??!!

  • I just wonder if this is actually what happened to Bin Laden when he got killed. Then the taxi that Jesus called is driven by the Devil and takes Bin Laden with him to have a very fiery dinner with Saddam Hussein, Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, and Napoleon Bonaparte. I know I probably stepped on the politically correct line a couple of times there. DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Listen, I reckon I'm with Dawkins on this.... We tiptoe around religion and others beliefs in a way that affords simply too much respect and reverence. We are all free to believe what we want or choose not to believe and a persons religious beliefs are worthy of just about the same level of respect as their belief that they have the smartest or best looking kid or whatever. This is just my opinion and I am free to hold it last time I checked although merkel & sarkosy might change that soon...

  • u will see when you go to hell and we Muslims go to haven

  • @salehx27

    Ah, thinly veiled threats, the last refuge of "true" Christians and Muslims.

  • @salehx27 oh for fuck sake, have a sense of humour. I respect your right to believe... well whatever the hell you believe. Nobody really knows who is right anyway! But there is nothing offensive about this, it is an interpretation about something he read. There are so many interpretations of the Quran, and most muslims don't even believe that jihad as anything to do with killing anyone. don't be one of the people who can't take a joke, it makes you hard to be around.

  • @Manekdk couldn't have said it better...thanks...

  • dude u can't cross the muslim line man!

  • Robin long my you rule

  • "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaa­ad !!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Haiwan, Jahanam wa be2sah almaseer, allah yokhthak akhathan 3aseerah. sakheef wa tafeh

  • 71 VIRGINIANS, ASSHOLE!!!

  • "Where are my Bitches!?"

    "Here are your Raisins!"

    LOL! XD

  • "71 Virginians you asshole!" xD gotta love him!

  • Osama is getting his ass kicked by the Virginians right now

  • I don't get the 'ethnic joke' can someone plz explain that to me?

  • @fallensadangel What do most Muslims do when come to USA? Drive a cab... :D

  • @brkus07 I would never have known that, I've never ridden in a cab. XD thank you for clarifying that.

  • @fallensadangel what joke?You mean when Peter asks Jesus if he called a cab because Bin Laden is arab and most taxi drivers are indians or arabs xD Get it?

  • i now accept robin williams as my lord and savior

  • Osama is still getting his ass kicked by the 72 Virginians as we speak.

  • @Jarock316 and the Continental Congress

  • Pretty relevant video after what happened this past weekend :P

  • I love that last line...."It's okay to beat the s**t out of him, but **DON'T DO THE ETHNIC JOKE!!** " Ain't that the everlasting truth??

  • True.....why should you have to teach 72 women about sex??

  • Im muslim,I laughed through the whole thing,and not once felt offended,get overurselfs over-sensative ppl o_O

  • I thought it was *72* Virginians (or virgins)?

  • @knightryderrwn Why do you even want one virgin?

  • "We've crossed the politically correct line. Its ok to beat the shit out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke!"

    bahaha so true

  • George washington beating up a terrorist?! AMAZING!!!

  • @williams100292 It can't get more American than that :)

  • looooooooooooooollllllllllllll­lllllllllll

  • @meshmesh809 what we can't make fun of muslim afterlife? Millions of americans make fun of christian after life and god everyday. Equel rights.

  • @sixshooter500

    Equal*

  • @sixshooter500 Because Muslims do not make fun of your religion mister !!! we respect other religions simply

  • @bestmido100 sorry, 1. You don't know if muslims don't make fun of religions.

    2. People can make fun of what they want, and I can laugh if I find it funny.

    3. Get a life.

  • @sixshooter500 1; I know that because I am a muslim and proud to be so, and believe me when I say we dont make fun of other religions or other people cos god knows wht they r going through !! 2. people's right are limited to another people's rights.

    3. No need to be rude, cos it proves that people dont know wht they are talking about !!

  • @bestmido100 I've known great muslims in my life, but one religion will not be off limits for jokes and another one be allowed. You may not make fun of Christianity, but it's still something people do, so... make fun of them all.

    2. It's a comment on youtube, not a beating in Dallas.

  • @sixshooter500 If u really have known great muslims in ur life ! start by respecting them !

  • @bestmido100 Dude, I don't care what you think. It's a joke.

  • @bestmido100 Your religion requires you to kill unbelievers to get your paradise. If you do not believe that you are to do that, why are you Muslim? The only reason you are in that religion is because your ancesters were forced under the sword(unless you descended from Muhammad's original thugs in Medina. Leave your evil religion if you do not believe is fighting and killing unbelievers. It is not from God. I realize that your fellow Muslims will want to kill you(per Muhammad).

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE Please do not talk about things you know nothing about. It's really sad to see how racist people can be ! we are all human and we all have equal rights. So, please respect me like I do respect you as a person who has his own opinions. thank you in advance !

  • @bestmido100 I've read your Quran and many many books on the history of Islam going back to the start of Islam just after 9/11 . I could not believe that a religion would exhort one of its followers to do such horrible things. After all my study I found that Islam does indeed exhort followers to kill infidels like me (Sura 9-5 and 9-29 plus as least 100 other verses). Your can have your opinion but your religion (not race) is criminal (it calls for killing unbelievers...like me).

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE You really have the wrong idea about our religion truly !!

  • @bestmido100 The actions of your co religionists running around killing and shouting allah ackbar or what ever does give me an impression that Islam is of the devil. You really need to read the Gospels of Mark, Matthew, Luke and John to understand the teachings of Jesus Christ, that He said He was "One with the Father" and "you have seen Me, you have seen the Father". I challenge you to read these Gospels. Your Quran says Christ was not the Son of God, so who is offending?

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE yeah Chirst is not the son of god he was his messenger! GOD is one and only !! and if Islam is the religion of the devil then, why everyday more people convert to it and it is now the biggest religion in the world !

  • @bestmido100 It is not!

  • @bestmido100 Christians believe Christ was God in human form and that God is one in the Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit (also supported by the Gospels). There are more Christians in the world than Muslims. The Christian faith was spread by preaching the Gospel about love and forgiveness. The Muslim faith was spread by the sword and were given the choice of converting or death. BTW Christ said "many are called, few are chosen". A religion with Islam's teaching is a cult.

  • @bestmido100 I have no problem with Hindus, Buddhists, or even atheists except that they are not following Christ. They do not teach killing infidels. My faith is in Christ and that is why I want others to share that faith. Islam does not make logical sense against Christ's teaching in the Gospels, plus the many eye witnessed miracles He performed to show He was God including rising from the dead. Muhammad performed no witnessed miracles...only things cruel and inhuman.

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE Some people are Muslim. get over it. The point of this video isn't to hate Islam.

  • @ZAFARCAKE I want to save them from following a false evil ideology/religion. Any religion that exhorts its followers to kill unbelievers is evil and should be exposed for its violent hateful teachings (i.e. The Truth). All Muslims who are good and decent non violent people need to leave it.

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE yep Christians have all always been good, never killed millions and Muslims are evil lizard communists. How about letting people have some freedom to have their own beliefs that aren't yours. No one wants to hear your psycho opinions on a comedy video.

  • @ZAFARCAKE Their belief as per their Quran is to fight and kill and subjugate unbelievers until Islam is supreme. I have a problem with them having their own beliefs if it entails killing me and 99% of Americans who are unbelievers. If you are not Muslim, you are in the group the Quran exhorts them to fight and kill. Do you understand? And if you understand, do you still support them practicing their religion? The Islamic killers are not hijackers. They are following Islam.

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE Lol, you didn't read a word I said and blindly kept going with your bullshit. Christians are biggest murderers in history retard. I'm not gonna reply to any more of your comments. You know nothing except the stupid propaganda you follow where your religions huge murders don't matter. Remember I'm not gonna reply to your next looney republican comment so dont bother replying.

  • @ZAFARCAKE Truth is not bullshit. You can't supply facts so you rant. Hard to tell if you are just a liberal or a Muslim, but I'm guessing Muslim or atheist. No need to comment further.

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE I agree with you to a point but why just Americans?? Isn't that degree of nationalism/ethnocentricity just as bad as the religous fanaticism, practiced to the point of murder, that you speak of??? There are others in the world too who are the victims of what you are talking about, actually much more so than Americans. Or do you think that if you sail away from America you fall off the edge of the earth, that there is nothing else there?

  • @vcat10 I don't quite understand your point. Yes, I feel for the Christians in Iraq and Egypt and even Turkey (most of the Muslim world) who are persecuted for their faith by the Muslim controlled governments. The persecution (and killing) is a direct result of the teachings of Muhammad in his Hadiths and his supposedly revealed Quran from allah. The national "I'm better than they" mentality of Hitler and Lenin were much the same as Islams "Muslims are the best of people". Contd.

  • @vcat10 The difference is that Hitler was eliminated in less than ten years, Lenin's (and Stalin's and Mao's) hell was eliminated in less than 100 years. Islam started 1400 years ago and continues to plague the world with its violence because it promises their fictional paradise for killing unbelievers. This has been going off and on for 1400 years. Christianity's wars were because they strayed from the teachings of Christ. Islam's aggression against unbelievers is in the teachings.

  • @vcat10 I left off in the first post that the people who have probably suffered most from Islamic aggression has been the Hindus. They are considered polytheists by the Islamists and have to convert or die. Christians and Jews have another option to live as dhimmi's (protected people) and pay a protection tax (kind of like the Mafia's protection. That protection can be revoked at any time. Look up Tamerlame in 1398. He lopped off 100,000 Hindu (infidel) heads after capturing Delhi.

  • @TheTRUTHWSUFREE ! agree with everything you have said, I was merely pointing out that it is not only Americans who have been effected, killed etc. American, or any other, nationalism can be dangerous if it is not tempered with reason and reality just as religious fervour can become dangerous if practiced to an hysterical degree. However I do believe that the difference is that if a CHRISTIAN is being a dedicated, GENUINE Christian they will not be a danger to anyone in any way.

  • @vcat10 Agreed friend. I have said the same thing. If I follow the teachings (all of them) of Jesus Christ I can hurt no one...not so with Muhammad's teachings.

  • @vcat10 I left off in the first post that the people who have probably suffered most from Islamic aggression has been the Hindus. They are considered polytheists by the Islamists and have to convert or die. Christians and Jews have another option to live as dhimmi's (protected people) and pay a protection tax (kind of like the Mafia's protection. That protection can be revoked at any time. Look up Tamerlame in 1398. He lopped off 100,000 Hindu (infidel) heads after capturing Delhi.

  • @bestmido100 One more thing bestmido, don't you think that killing for Allah is a greater crime than one offending you?...I guess being a Muslim the offense is worse than killing...sure seems that way in your upside down irrational world.

    BTW, I know that slandering a person (telling the truth) comes from one of Muhammad's Hadiths (sayings). Your prophet was a dispicable person who robbed, murdered, raped, and married a six year old. Don't mean to offend you but that is the TRUTH.

  • @sixshooter500 sammual colt made us equal not our rights

  • @sixshooter500 but it is american values muslims are more sensitive towards their values. When you do joke you need to look for opposite sites reaction. right ? if he/she does not like "that" kind of jokes. Why you are still doing that ? after sometime it is going to "Bullying" !

  • @meshmesh809 yep....if they can't take a joke, FUCK em. come on, if you don't know the joke about "the "fill in the blank" who went to heaven and found some door closed, asked and was told, "shh, that's the "fill in the blank" they think they are the only ones here" then you won't appreciate this one

  • @burkardhanis Man, you can make a joke about whatever u want ! just make sure it doesnt offend other people ! put urself in the place of the offended people and u would know how they feel ! thank you!

  • @meshmesh809 so what, its comedy, take a fuckin' joke. its not like the muslims dont make fun of anyone which im sure they do

  • @meshmesh809

    To be fair, I think he only used the Islam afterlife because of the recent political situation with America and Osama binladin etc. Don't hold it against him :) I really doubt that he would mean to cause any personal discomfort or uspset to someone who follows the Muslim religion, he was just pointing out that there are flaws and conflicts in all forms of religion.

  • @meshmesh809

    And blowing up in the middle of a crowded street and killing inescent children, women and men is a civilzed action? Or skyjacking a plane and crashing into a giant skyscraper? And by the way, Robin jokes about everything, including Catholic church, the pope and everything else, himself too... It's called a sense of humor. But conservative muslim mentality couldn't understand that...I hope it will be better one day... ASAP! Cheers!

  • @smole133 lol, innocent.... what a joke in itself. But yeah, killing millions of innocent people as a state is right as its foreign police, ramming a plane into a scraper is wrong, and killing over a million people as a reaction is right again, as it's war-on-terror. How many Iraqis rammed a plane into american ass?

    Muslim mindset is very open, try to make some anti-Israel or anti Jew jokes , we'll see how well the reception is :)

  • @JoblessGuydotnet ALL of the things you just talked about were wrong and unjustifiable. Thing is it seems to only be genuine and I do mean genuine Christians who know that and who would not have done any of it.

  • lmao <3 that crazy sumbitch

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