Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal in Wii Boxing

[salvuccio868]

siete tnt figli di pulla!!!

[Locuran007]

you are a fuckin emmm.....WTF you are a aa you are

aaaaaaaaaaaaa Fuck you

[Theryougo1]

Segal got fat and now Norris looks and talks like a sissy doing those foolish exercise ads...

[moo2thetube]

do you have to be drunk to see this game clearly?

[101rascalflatts]

0:38 I think he's dead :)

[TheACE027]

Why didn't Seagal explode when chuck Norris entered the ring ?

[subtleyetstylish]

chuck norris is a fucking pussy...seagal would fuck him up

[evhs10grader]

The "Chucky" Movies are actually based off of Chuck Norris's adventures as a child...until he gets blown up. That was someone else who looked like Chuck. :)

[psnplyerhard26]

@MCK141 chuck would still win you troll

[psnplyerhard26]

chuck norris is a marial artist idiot hes also a former US airforce steven segal sux

[MCK141]

@psnplyerhard26 steven seagal is a 7th degree black belt in aikido (if you even know what that is) so stfu

[evhs10grader]

@MCK141 Yeah? Chuck Noris doesn't have a black belt. He has a black LEATHER belt and has won 32 fights in a row (not counting the ones he fights daily.) What now? >:)

[evhs10grader]

@MCK141 Well CHUCK has an 8th degree black belt (and is the only man in the country if not the world to have one).

[giveitembar]

chuck norris is only jackass actor but steven segal isn´t profesional in his movies, he´s Profesional IN REAL LIFE. Chuck norris is noob

[evhs10grader]

@giveitembar hahaha. Does Seagle have... at least a record of about 183 fights? What about the ONLY man to have an 8TH degree black belt? Own form of martial arts? As far as I know..Nope.

[HKA25]

@evhs10grader: 8th degree black belt in what? Whatever it is: He can never be the only one..

[JHbannanarama]

chuck isnt really the best but everyone acts as if he is, i saw one vid of him where he had taken on 5 masters on him own and knocked them down with a flex of his arm

[DonOvedaPenguins]

Chuck Norris fact: The Chuck Norris in the Mii Channel and other known games and channels are in fact fakes. Not because they are fan-made, but because the power of Chuck Norris, even the real deal himself, would cause enough force within the wii to make it give in from its own gravity, turn into a black hole, and sentence all of existance into the deepest pits of oblivion........ except Chuck Norris

[deds80]

Uh, Chuck norris should of won with a punch....

[HYTOORTTT]

steven had to die when chuck looked at him

[daggalaggabagga]

steven seagal should have been killed at once when chuckie hit him

[diehardfan22]

chuck norris always wins

[AvEryBadApPLe]

awesome!!!

[666pandemic]

The best man won.

[lovetoridemorgans]

hehe

[iceman31sol]

no shit chuck would win

[1Adr1an6]

All hail Steven Seagal, the almighty puncher of cocks. And all hail Chuck Norris.

[dafranx]

chuck norris is in a fight with the rock. who will win?

[defragen1]

steven seagal

[dafranx]

i said who will win the fight: chuck norris or the rock.

[defragen1]

yea but steven seagal will show up and kick both of their asses

[aroth9999]

but then weegee would come and finish it all

[wwechamp7]

the rock would rock bottom him

[RammsCarvalho]

Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris Mirror??? The fight would be tied!! hASHHAha Nor Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris!

[mtrojan113]

cool

[camelwars]

Norris would have won faster if he was allowed to do a roundhouse kick.

[dafranx]

everyone commenting this video, i have a video that has chuck norris without a beard. but he's in the middle of my video, and my cat is in the beginning and end of my video, my video is called "Robin and Chuck Norris". everyone come on in my channel to see chuck norris.

[squeegy14]

The only difference between this and if they got into an actual fight is that Steven Seagal wouldn't of landed a single punch.

[juliovasquez1986]

if Chuck Norris can beat 17 and 18, then he can beat 19 and 20. 19 and 20 are weaker.

[dafranx]

how can he fight them, if he has little or no energy. most or all of chuck norris' energy has been absorbed by either 19 or 20.

[dafranx]

btw, androids 19 and 20 can absorb energies, with their hands.

[juliovasquez1986]

yeah i know. but Chuck will still win.

[dafranx]

can chuck norris fly, fire ki shots, catch bullets, fire an energy shot with his eyes or mouth like some of the dbz bad guys, teleport, and sense someone's energy, like most dbz characters.

[juliovasquez1986]

maybe he can or maybe not. haha.

[dafranx]

which majin buu can chuck norris beat up:fat, super, or kid.

[juliovasquez1986]

super and kid. fat buu will probably eat chuck. his fat ass. haha

[juliovasquez1986]

Chuck can beat Android 17. 17 is a punk cause he got absorbed by Cell. if he can't beat Cell, he can't beat Norris. As for Android 18 I don't think Chuck will want to do any damage to her cause she's a female. He'll probably let 18 kick his ass and enjoy it.

[dafranx]

i also mentioned androids 19 and 20. android 20 is also known as dr. gero. both androids 19 and 20 can absorb energies.  what would happen if either of them absorbs most or all of chuck norris' energy.

[dafranx]

do you think chuck norris is capable of beating up goku, vegeta, frieza, and majin buu from dbz.

[juliovasquez1986]

haha Chuck can beat up Vegeta, Frieza and Majin buu. Chuck and Goku would be a good match. I think it'll be a draw.

[dafranx]

what would happen if majin buu turns chuck norris into chocolate, then eats him when he's chocolate.

[juliovasquez1986]

If he eats Chuck Norris as chocolate, the chocolate will come back as Chuck Norris. Then he will cut him open from inside. He'll turn Majin buu into a meat market. Chuck will finish him off by himself. He's Chuck Norris. he doesn't need Goku or Vegeta to help him.

[dafranx]

do you think chuck norris can beat up piccolo, gohan, trunks, and cell? what would happen if cell absorbs chuck norris, even though cell's perfect after absorbing androids 17 and 18.

[juliovasquez1986]

that's a good question. if Cell absorbs Chuck Norris my only guess is that Chuck will control him and free Android 17 and 18. Piccolo, Gohan and Trunks will be beaten by Chuck.

[dafranx]

if androids 17 and 18 want to fight chuck norris, does that mean he will obviously beat them, just as he did with androids 19 and 20. androids 19 and 20 absorb energy, what will happen if either of them absorbs chuck norris' energy.

[ArnieTheOak]

Steven Seagal trained just as hard as Chuck did. He was one of the only students in Aikido to pass his black belt test on his first try, taking on multiple opponents; something Chuck could never do.

Seagal all the way.

[juliovasquez1986]

the only thing Seagal can do that Chuck can't do is eat.

[dafranx]

chuck norris and a klingon are fighting with each other, because chuck norris accidentally spilt his liquor on a klingon. who will win?

[juliovasquez1986]

hmm let's see. my guess is the Klingon's will kidnap Norris, take him to Kronos, lock him in a cage and the only thing Norris will do is break out and kill everyone just like in the movie Missing in Action. haha

[dafranx]

chuck norris has passed the neutral zone, and ends up in romulan space, and the romulans approached him. what would the romulans do if chuck norris is in romulan space, and what would chuck norris do, if he was caught by the romulans.

[juliovasquez1986]

if he was caught by the romulans he would piss in their pants. haha

[dafranx]

what would happen if some guy vaporizes chuck norris, with a phaser?

[juliovasquez1986]

chuck norris would take the phaser and shoot him with it.

[dafranx]

what would happen if some vulcan uses his "vulcan nerve pinch", on chuck norris. you know that thing, spock uses to incapacitate bad guys with.

[dafranx]

if you don't know what the "vulcan nerve pinch", that spock uses is, then here is the next question. if a borg assimilates chuck norris, what will happen.

[juliovasquez1986]

i don't know what that means. do u mean cyborg?

[dafranx]

i meant a borg, as in the borg from star trek. what if a borg drone assimilates chuck norris, by making him a borg drone.

[juliovasquez1986]

oh ok. hmm let me see. i don't think he'll become a drone. it's not powerful enough for his beard.

[dafranx]

what would chuck norris do to the borg?

[juliovasquez1986]

maybe roundhouse kick the borg.

[dafranx]

juliovasquez1986, visit my channel to watch my video, "Robin and Chuck Norris". chuck norris is in the middle of my video, but my cat is at the beginning and end of my video. you will see what chuck norris looks like today.

[dafranx]

chuck norris ends up in a mirror universe, and he sees mirror chuck norris, what would chuck norris do, and what would mirror chuck norris look like?

[juliovasquez1986]

chuck norris vs chuck norris mirror? mmm i don't know. it's hard. his mirror would probably look like him since it's his reflection.

[dafranx]

are you familiar with one episode of "star trek" in the mirror universe, the whole enterprise crew are evil, brutal, and work for an empire. you know the terran empire; spock in the mirror universe has a beard, and regular spock does not. what would regular chuck norris do to the mirror chuck norris, after he encounters him.

[juliovasquez1986]

i haven't watch star trek in a long time. i don't remember that

[dafranx]

let's forget about star trek related chuck norris and go back to dbz chuck norris. can chuck norris beat up kid gohan, teen gohan, and adult gohan? i believe that gohan is more powerful than goku, just as trunks is more powerful than vegeta.

[dafranx]

do you think chuck norris can kick arnold schwarzenegger's and lou ferrigno's asses?

[juliovasquez1986]

7 Time Mr. Olympia Champion vs 6 Time World Karate Champion. I don't know if Arnold would win by crushing Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris would win by roundhouse kicking Arnold.

[dafranx]

i also mentioned lou ferrigno, the guy that played the incredible hulk. do you think he can kick chuck norris' ass.

[juliovasquez1986]

opps. I didn't see his name there. Ferrigno is good but he was only good when he was Hulk. No offense to Lou Ferrigno but Arnold would have a better chance of kicking Chuck's ass than Ferrigno. Arnold is the Terminator. Walker Texas Ranger vs Terminator. HAHA!!

[reddiablo101]

Norris will fuck up bitch ass Seagal. Seagal is just an actor and a fundamentalist. Norris will rip some shit.

[ramez1993]

lol Chuck Norris Sucks..He And his Sucky ..Karate...Karate is CRAP ..Aikido is better..it can Kick every Sports ASs

[WWEJV]

you're so naive. that's not true. first of all that's an insult to other sports and that's an insult to me cause i do karate myself and i also do boxing and wrestling on the side. every martial art has their own characteristics. don't say that aikido is the best just cause of what they do. Don't underestimate other sports and other artists. cause you don't know our characteristics.

[dafranx]

if vin diesel gets in a fight with chuck norris and steven seagal. who will be the last man standing?

[juliovasquez1986]

Chuck Norris.

[BuckWallace]

I'm sick of everyone using all of the "Chuck Norris has a beard so he would win" crap. Steven Seagal is a much better fighter. Chuck is a joke.

[juliovasquez1986]

Steven Seagal sucks!!!

[love2beitalian]

fuck you. steven seagal would win. go suck an egg, dickface.

[magenewb49]

your chuck norris is alot better than most of them in youtube

[juliovasquez1986]

anybody can whip Seagal's ass except food.

[danielever99]

Chuck Norris would win because his first name is Chuck and his last name is Norris

[juliovasquez1986]

exactly.

[juliovasquez1986]

Chuck Norris will win. Steven Seagal may have the pony tail but Chuck Norris has the beard. LOL. Chuck Norris knows a whole variety of martial arts. even if his eyes were closed, Chuck Norris can fuck up Steven Seagal

[StrokerAce02]

i think seagal is the best just becuase he taunts and makes fun of his enemies and is more brutal than norris. but chuck norris is badass to.

[BaNMiDoU00]

steven seagal rules he is better tnan chuck but he is good too

[fargu1to]

In the real life... Chuck would lose

[juliovasquez1986]

in real life chuck will win.

[minymidge]

i dont know if you realize this but Chuck Norris is BEAST steven seagal is gay.

besides the game isnt fair you cant use legs chuck could have done it anyways but he didnt want to dissapoint lance armstrong!

[Samp85]

E c'erano dubbi su ki avrebbe dovuto vincere?

[HugoRod13]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're maybe only seconds away from death.

[juliovasquez1986]

chuck is and will always be the best. seagal is just a fat twinkie eater.

[rockker2010]

THANK YOU!! finally someone agrees

[vtolo]

Chuck is an old sizzy,

Seagal is huge speed-fist !!!

"Norris wins" Seagal would break his arms!

[juliovasquez1986]

you're delusional. go lay down.

[dontcommentmehoe]

How much pot do you smoke on a regular basis? Chuck has more power than Steven bitch ass segal. There are no steroids in baseball only players chuck norris has breathed on.

[vtolo]

After posting that comment a month ago, I actually agree with you guys !

Seagal would be to busy eating and getting paid for nothing. Norris is in much better shape !!!

[HBKennedyB9]

that fight would be turned around, chuck would be crying.

[Mendosa9]

Seagal would fuck him up so bad

[Incisionator]

of course Norris wins