A strong taste of blood is not part of any test protocall but is an uninteded side effect of stading in the way of a broken portal device please try to avoid it
@techgasm Blendtec invented a new blender, it shoots portals at things while spinning, parts of the objects that go through are cutoff as a new portal is made, thus blending it. No one knows where the other side goes though, not even Dickson himself.
It's a Aperture Science Handheld Portal Machine Gun!
arrranTheBinweevil 1 day ago
It cost four hundred thousand dolars,to fire this weapon,for twelve seconds
Gmod4phun 4 weeks ago
Cave Johnson here to present Aprature's newest invention, the blue light sprinkler!
sindiewen 2 months ago
Right, who decreased the wait time to 0 divided by 1?
Cheeseman648 4 months ago
I'd put that on my lawn.
Crawfishness 4 months ago
The new Portal Sprinkler, makes your walls portal conductive!
Only for 12 easy payments of 999 999.99!
bgpivoter 5 months ago
and thus the portal storm was born
this is why black mesa doesn't work with aperture science anymore
cplover3009 5 months ago 5
You broke it, didn't you.
HedgehogStudios1 6 months ago
filmed in 1944, gas chambers
LemonVX 6 months ago
IMA FIRIN MA LAZA! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD
Gunner1641 6 months ago 3
a waste of energy. billions of mini worm holes were fired in 1 minute
BorisLO228 6 months ago 2
O_O
Someone has a rapidfire controller O.o
BOS6940 6 months ago
dont breath. its a portal shower.
portal23555 6 months ago
Doctor Octagonapus BLAGH
degardinb 6 months ago
Dont touch the oporational end of the divice!!!! XD
MrNarwel1 7 months ago 5
OMG! You break it!!! NOW GO AND PAY THE BILLS TO CAVE JOHNSON!!!
vajksziget7a 8 months ago 3
''It made Portal Holes, nice job breaking it hero...''
RudyGames 8 months ago
Nice job breaking it hero XD
Billybob98Vids 8 months ago 5
you broke the vent in front of the mini black hole!
danelo13 9 months ago 3
you should have shot the orange portal and let us watch mess up (unless it was so fast it didnt register the new portal...
fireyblackdragon 9 months ago
three words : WTF?
tommihahmo 11 months ago
@tommihahmo those are letters...
TheTrueKir 10 months ago
@TheTrueKir no WTF!? is word because it means ''What The *beep*''
tommihahmo 10 months ago
@tommihahmo then say What The Fuck not WTF because people will do what i did
TheTrueKir 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i lold at this!
777teg 1 year ago
lol i cant find teh portal!
GlitchMasterSonic 1 year ago
hmm guess no use for orange now?
Rougerecon27 1 year ago
that would be awfully laggy.
dsidewd 1 year ago
It's like airblast (pyro class) glitch in TF2 xD
Darkn3SsHeaven 1 year ago
IMA FIRIN MAH PORTAL
XDipwnXDownage 1 year ago 7
I think you should keep it this way :P
supermariosupreme 1 year ago 5
lol.
LUIGI2323FUN 1 year ago
WHAT DID PORTAL EVER DO TO YOU!!!
p.s there is a tut for this thing on the valve hammer tut site!!
jep0rox 1 year ago
Soo...Where can I buy this to water my plants?
spiko496 1 year ago 3
A strong taste of blood is not part of any test protocall but is an uninteded side effect of stading in the way of a broken portal device please try to avoid it
poorlymadeproduction 1 year ago
#LOL
Lolzaratzi 1 year ago
THIS IS A PORTALWERFER
Chiznitz 1 year ago
ROFLcopter!
thingkinfast 1 year ago
Now we need a portal gun that goes fbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfb chchchchchchch instead of just fbfbfbfbfbfbfbfb. :D
RevCosmosis 1 year ago
#LOL
TheEPICtrainrider 1 year ago
GLaDOS ..dont submurge the device in liguid..
*splash*
Chell:oooh...
DeathwalkerFilms 2 years ago
XD i couldnt sop laughing
gmodman999 2 years ago
holy shit! thats awesome!
jimkosta 2 years ago
OH NOES ITS A FLAMETHROWER D:!
Ennocb 3 years ago 2
iths a portalthrower
danielsofer 2 years ago 114
no wai!
Ennocb 2 years ago
@danielsofer actually it's portal-minigun.
LonTAR777 4 months ago
Portal smoke, don't breathe this!
XD
techgasm 3 years ago 168
@techgasm YES, IT BLENDS!
Itsover90 1 year ago
@techgasm Blendtec invented a new blender, it shoots portals at things while spinning, parts of the objects that go through are cutoff as a new portal is made, thus blending it. No one knows where the other side goes though, not even Dickson himself.
RExplosionStudios 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
and yay, i got first comment
tankboomer 3 years ago
we dont give a fuck to your unuseful spamming, kid. please go away!
Metalsonic2008 2 years ago
Late reply, bitch?
MrZonoX 2 years ago
im not a bitch, fuck off plz lulz
Metalsonic2008 2 years ago
blue flames... PHSYCHO DAD!!
tankboomer 3 years ago 3