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  • how to annoy someone in bfbc2 quickscope or be a recon... lol

  • ha, ha and ha

  • What the fuCk is with all the queer music in all these videos?

  • Corrected list:

    5. Taking a vehicle with teammates outside the combat area

    4. C4 + tail-rotor

    3. Being a bush wookie

    2. Sniping spawn area (does not count for rush attackers)

    1. Stealing a tank or helicopter (I really hate you)

  • This is gay except for the last one.

  • You need to be a classy troll, team killing is just a dick move. Just put some C4 on the helicopters

  • Me and my Friends Constantly Did this because we got bored of actually playing it right, not thats its not amazing, but its too funny not to.

  • I think he's just ruining the fucking. Wouldn't u get mad if someone from ur own team kills u all the time i would freak for sure!

  • P.S. The sniping part is only annoying in CoD.

  • Correction: How to be a CoD fag in BFBC2.

  • the battlefield community apperantly dosnt have any sense of humor.....

  • why would you do that?

  • I don't really understand why this video is getting so much hate. I mean, these are all things that I could get annoyed about.

  • I take it the only ones you can kill are your own teammates?

  • he is good at sniping, i have to say

  • Ugh why did machinama let you post this...??????

  • #5 is a tactic, not a way to annoy

  • Gosh I love this game..

  • 346 people have lived in their basement playing only CoD

  • Man, you a fucking TROLL STOP TROLLING ON BF SeRVERS ! Stupid child

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    Rate this comment if u doesn't like this video !!

  • Boring. Just don't play on a server that allows friendly fire.

  • Please don't ever EVER play another Battlefield game again.. especially Battlefield 3..

  • @Ostnizdasht206 asshole, cod fanboy.

  • @fallenassassin1 CoD fanboy? Oh, no no no no no no no I meant, that this guy should not play Battlefield 3 because he's ruining the game. CoD fanboy, ptfhahahahahhaha.

  • ok some of these are true. But Camping in Tank? This video just showed it doing what you can only do. Kill people. I'm with everyone else this was a poor video, maybe you should have gotten someone who actually is a Battlefield Fan.

  • That's why i don't like cod players in bc2. So hard to find a decent squad.

  • @BananaManzK3 thank you! i've only found one squad that acted like a squad and talked and communicated and helped!!!

  • and you have a machinima contract... how you get that? blow off the main man at machinima? btw you should rename the video too how to be a gimp with no life!

  • i hope the person that made this video gets banned from xbox or ps3 or pc or whatever they play

  • @DanielDumile Your friends told me that "Dumile likes boys" so Mr. Dumile, anything to say? Hahahahaha

  • @proslade I'm sorry, can't understand stinky dutch nigger, sounds like he got owned...anybody translate?

  • @DanielDumile YOU CAN T EVEN READ YOUR OWN MORONIC LANGUAGE? HAHAHAHA

  • @proslade YOU POST BECAUSE I EXIST, THAT IS THE ULTIMATE OWNERSHIP...NOW BEGONE VILE FOREIGNER! WITH YOUR PLAGIARIZING TASTE IN MUSIC...NO MUSICAL SOPHISTICATION ON THIS MONKEY!

  • @DanielDumile No I am posting becoz I am having so much fun with an overseas donkey Daniel the Dumbimbecile. Hahahahahahahaha

  • @proslade GOD I OWN YOU.

    GOOD TO SSE I'VE WON AGAIN!

  • @DanielDumile AS LONG AS I AM ENJOYING HOW STUPID I CAN MAKE YOU LOOK ON THESE AMERICAN VIDS WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE WATCHING, I WILL CONTINUE HAHAHAHA

    AS LONG AS I AM FINDING MORE EVIDENCE OF MY VICTORY, I WILL CONTINUE TOO

    YOU ARE NOT FACELESS ANYMORE, YOU ARE DEMASKED AS DANIEL DUMBFUCK LIVING IN HIS MOMMY S BASEMENT NEAR THAT BIG PET STORE

  • well snipers? Their supposed to camp smart one, and tanks aren't supposed to rage and go crazy, they are supposed to remain in support.

  • i find it hilarious that being a REAL sniper is frowned upon by the Machinima community, it's only annoying when EVERYONE on your team is doing it

  • SNIPERS CAMP CAUSE THATS THEIR FUCKING JOB!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT???????

  • @MADDGEARNITRO100 Yeah they do that's why every other person has said that in the comments.

  • Gay noob teamkiller fuck you 

  • You will be a virgin your whole life

  • fucking noob

  • GTFO of my Battlefield... oh wait... you're playing hardcore... keep doing what you're doing.

  • how 3,000 or so people dont have a sense of humor????

  • Your Just A Faggot Its people like you who ruin games

  • every snipe in this...the sniper is like on the run...why does it say lame camping ?

  • This is how your life would be 1:08

  • You dont seem to understand the meaning of camping, camping is staying put in same place you idiot. Teamkilling is not that annoying it's just lame and is usually done by immature spotty spoilt kids. Most servers have autokick, so why did you show the autokick? Thats just being retarded!

  • how fucking gay can u be !

  • Isn't it funny that there is MW2 in the suggestions?

  • why did many people vote down... heres the reason.

    1. teamkill which is annoying

    2.vehicle teamkill also annoying

    3.camping in a tank.... thats not annoying you noob

    4.crash into other vehicles ... little annoying

    5. being a sniper is totally not annoying its supporting the squad by eliminating enemies in long distances

  • flagging is disabled on this video.... i was gunna flag the first bit for pissing people off. fucking machmina

  • The only thing that annoys me in BFBC2, is Snipers in my squad. I have had squad full of snipers so many times.. but don't get me wrong, i live sniping, but those kids I end up with are totally useless.. they dont use motion sensors or play aggressive. When i snipe i change position after few shots, and move closer to enemy base, so my team can spawn on me

  • This video Fails!

  • in battlefield what snipers do is realistic, in real life if youre a sniper you dont run around and quick scope like in cod, all that does is get you killed, and there are no respawns in real life

    this video was obviously made by a cod fanboy who hates it when he gets sniped by someone who is accually sniping

  • @GorillaMime Well, they may be referring to snipers who camp and dont help the team, they just go for kills instead of helping, remember its called recon class, not the sniper class. Or those who snipe on offense, and don't do anything else.

  • this is obviously made by a 10 year old cod fan

  • @91general lol u were a big cod fan =P, but seriously bfbc2 is better & alot more realistic..cheers

  • @91general to be on machinima you have to be 17/18 so whay

  • Yeah im just gonna put my rapid fire attachment on my sniper and run in like rambo..

    Have you ever watched a war film and seen a sniper moving whilst shooting?, no.

    They are long range weapons which require precision. And they give u ghillie suits for a reason, camouflage. Battlefield wouldn't have ghillie suits If u aren't supposed to use them.

  • scopes on sniper rifles are for noobs.

    Red dot in the thick of the action is the only usefull way to go.

    wookies 10 miles back attract a lot of smoke grenades

  • YOU'RE

  • TKing is easy mode, you need to work on your troll fu. The rest are not trolling at all, just being a waste of space on the server.

  • Umm one problem. Isn't camping with a sniper just called, sniping? I mean u don't expect to run into a terrorist base and try to quick scope enemies and get kills can u?

  • On BF, unless you have an 4x scope on your sniper, all you can do is "camp"

  • asshole!! you should play COD=crap

  • I bet it took him forever to get them sniper shots, "considering sniping is camping and being annoying"  Get Real. Get a life. Stop being noob.

  • only CoD fags can do this

  • This it's reallisty game play not a killing crap game. You target it's the objective and that's why BF and CoD are different.

  • guessing COD player since quikscoping on BC2 and every sniper on BC2 i know camps

  • I like how it's 5 for BC2 and 10 for MW2.

  • are you a cod player??

  • I always shoot my team mates with tracer darts. LOL

  • Were is the tank camping in that?

  • These weren't that creative at all! What about Difibing your teammates and then bringing them back again, and again. Or Tracer darting your teammates in the dick, or in the face so that they see it all the time. Or you can use the Smoke vehicle attachment when your in a helicopter. Or you can strap C4 to your UAV and divebomb the objective. This. This is simply stupid... It makes even a troll like me frown. :(

  • wow all these crap vids make it look easy to get on machinima

  • sucks

  • Your doin it wrong. Don't just shoot teammates, that = lame. Collapse a building or something for true results.

  • Thumbs up if u think thhis guy is a COD player

  • Why would you want to annoy in battlefield unless your a jackass

  • 341 people missed the dislike button

  • look at 2:36, hold space for slowmo and watch his aim position while shooting

  • Camp in a tank? Its not possible to camp in a tank in BFBC2. Its called using a tank, if you don't like that THEN USE THE ENGINEER CLASS! And why the hell do you think there is a recon class? So you can run in and get killed? Machinima is getting more and more retarded.

  • How did this video even make it on machinima? i bet this guy is a cod player who thinks what he does on cod works on battlefield what a dumbass

  • rofl no such thing as camping in a tank.. this is a GAME

  • Is This Pixel Enemy?

  • i dont think it as 'lame' if u r a sniper and actually spot and kill people.

  • camping as a sniper is what u do...

  • @zerranterg As a sniper yes, but that's why the class is called recon in bc2 which means you have to USE your motion mines to HELP your team, you can not do that from beyond a rock miles away from the fight.

    + a agresive sniper is more a pain in the *you know* then a camper.

  • @AnnoFans ive never played bfbc2 just most games snipers camp

  • don't forget to hit the dislike button

  • can u kill an enemy? i know i know it wos hard but this rule of this game. im so sorry u fuckin idiot but its true

  • how to be a stupid ass hole

  • #5 Those were not campers..

  • dude really thing that annoy people most is trace them and teabag when u kill them btw i don't do it and never do it. You really don't know anything about BFBC2. Shame on u Machinima.

  • if you want to see GOOD Battlefield videos, go and subscribe to pixelenemy. Simple.

  • dont know why i clicked on this cideo i could smell this peice of shit from a mile away

  • more like team killing montage because thats what it is theres plenty of ways of annoying team mates withut shootin them butnwhy do you want to annoy your teammates

  • Barely anyone plays battlefield bad company 2 on xbox now

  • @deathrall2 I seem to find full games... :/

  • @deathrall2 That's not true.

  • Thankyou! Captain Obvious 

  • Wait a minute! Douchebags upload videos to YouTube?! Why was I not informed about this? Thanks for setting back our evolution, Machinima. Dillholes.

  • How to annoy people on youtube:

    1. Upload videos like this

  • This video shows 2 things

    1) Pixel enemy is better

    2) Leave the trolling/bullshit for CoD

  • Why does machinima promote this bullshit? Who plays to make the game unplayable for others?

  • @jeebateeba56 true, im happy i never subscibbed to them

  • definetily gonna use this. expecially when i reach the maximum rank or meet a kid. :)

  • @EpikMetalfreak well ive played the online demo and the shooter isnt as good as cod... but the vehicles are ok..

  • @BadassPandas its better then cod especially vietnam

  • yu forgot one thing

    steal an engineer's tank while he is trying to repair it

  • shoot dart tracers to yuor snipers, now that is anoying.

  • @Jenkkimie your*

  • lul i can kill my own team i am so cool and original lul

  • I would made the best top 5 ways to annoy. so many dumb shit I have done but I have no recorder

  • u forgot shoot your teammates with a tracer dart i do it all the time its halaious

  • Uhm.. Camping in a tank and camping sniper.. I didn't see no camping :S

    This guy is just fucking clueless and this video is just stupid.

    Should rename it: How to be a douchebag for no reason

  • I remember when machinima was good, and then s**t came from the sky

  • ughhh the combat without vehicles looks disgusting... well now i know im sticking to cod

  • this should be on fail blog

    .......

  • Camp in a tank? Then why was the tank engaging in combat? Same goes for the sniper.

  • one way to easly annoy is not playing for the objectives...and just be another bush wookie...than you have a great reason to team kill

  • 1. If people team kill, they lose points and get kicked from the game.

    2. same as number 1

    3. There is no such thing as 'tank camping'. In real life, tanks don't go around with idiotic drivers. They do long range shelling. Why? Because that way they save millions of dollars by not being blown up by an IED

    4. You lose points and you have a chance of getting kicked

    5. I laugh at the term camping. In reality there is no camping. 'Why are you hiding behind that rock?' "So I don't get killed!"

  • @TheDownUnderSquadron I think by lame cmaping sniper he means just sitting back in an objective match and trying to get kills. I usually teamkill those types if I'm in hardcore.

  • @TheDownUnderSquadron what system are you playing on?

  • @TheDownUnderSquadron You really need to get a life.

  • @TheDownUnderSquadron yea i keep trying to tell em how u get them to go with it?

  • @TheDownUnderSquadron I agree with you except on one thing: there IS camping. Moving around corner to corner in a high traffic room, confined space, highground requiring enemies to be exposed for awhile to acquire their target is camping. There's a distinct difference between using cover and camping. Typically, campers are easier to kill with competent teammates.

  • @TheDownUnderSquadron ok i agree with you BUT the camping part......yeah in real life we would be behind rocks and stuff BUT its a game and besides the whole thing of camping is staying on one spot and WAITING for kills like in COD

  • so teamkilling apparently plays a big part in annoying people..who whoulda thunk it?

  • lmao :DD u rule!

  • #5 if funny as he wasnt a camper most of the time and 2nd he played team deathmatch its good to be a camper there youll get alot of kills and not meny deaths thus helping your  team and not helping the other

  • teamkillers can really go fuck themself especally the ones who kill you in a helicopter just so they can get it

  • @TheCirrus45 OMFG... Have you played Atacama Desert, conquest on hardcore mode? It's fucking insane... You get in a helicopter and then there's a jealous teammate... And I think you can guess what happens next...

  • @W1llHD i only play hardcore and its fucking annoying when that happens but ifound a good trick to to 2rd person view and when you see somone aiming takeoff or get out if your not pilot and kill them or somthing

  • @TheCirrus45 Yeah, but if you kill them, people see that you killed your own team mate and they'll even kill you. And the guy you killed will try to get revenge, which is annoying.

  • Kevin should do one of these probably would be alot better :) If he already hasnt done.

  • what the hell is the point of this vid way Machinima way

  • this is just on hardcore modes

  • This isnt even funny. =/ It's basically "teamkill in various ways."

  • the tank and sniper are okay its normal gameplay but killing team is gay

  • this is not 5 ways to annoy on battlefield bc 2 because it is not even 5 different ways it all the same ways and that is not annoying them that is just being a dick

  • More like 5 ways to get banned.

  • lame camping sniper? try to be a sniper in the front lines dumbfuck

  • 5 ways to be an asshole

  • u forgot 1 more, never get off an apachi to use a gun.

  • when i saw all the dislikes at first i thought it was a bot then i saw the video.....

  • this is not 5 ways to annoy it 5 ways to be a dick.

  • fag for killing your own squad members.

  • I hate you

  • @CaptainShampoo1 way to spell

  • - If you team kill your not funny... your a dick.

    - Using a tank like shown in the video is not "Camping in a tank" its just using the tank.

    - The sniper shown in the video wasn't camping at all.

    - Again... your a dick.

  • this is a shame its such good game and it was made look stupid by that video

  • Machinima: How to be retarded videos

  • camping in a tank isn't bad. it's tacticly good. killing enemys with a tank during your team is pushing. it only anoys the ENEMY - TEAM :D

  • thats not annoy but gay

  • This is fucking stupid!!

  • in reason #5 the guy wasnt even camping

  • Wow, really Machinima, really?

    I don't think I've ever seen a weaker vid then this.

  • I can't kill my team mates

  • @ETonZan Good, don't

  • @ETonZan try hardcore mode. almost 1 hit is a kill on teammates

  • this video should be 5 ways why u should get ur ass kicked

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  • on battlefield the class with a sniper rifle is called recon not sniper for a special reason. Recon is not about sitting around sniping and hiding its about finding enemy locations and revealing them to team mates. In battlefield recon is meant to be a support role not a kill role. but providing snipercover helps when planting bombs or cappingflags in bfbc2

  • as soon as you join a bfbc2 game they are annoyed, you asswipes

  • Number 4 and 5 is Battlefield, Deal with it.

    Stupid Cod fags

  • but i love the no 5...method..

  • Remember me to never ever see a Machinima video made by injecti0n

  • this is not annoying... this is pathetic..