Dave Chappelle- White People Can't Dance

[XanderHunts]

Gotta love that latina ass

[Mexecution19]

haha this guys is fucking awesome!!

[sleepingweed420]

lmao at the spanish jiberish

[thekayman9]

where can I get a better copy of this?

[Foxdude89]

Dont listen to these guys. People who bitch about quality are too damn annoying.. It looks fine to me still. Thanks alot for uploading this man. =]

[RynoZ]

Stupid fucking idea recording a television with a shitty camera.

[chanelbaby01]

Did you film this with a potato?...

[iwillkillyouamanda]

JOHN FUCKING MAYER

[mikerut89]

Terrible camera work! Terrible. Faggot!!!



[Flintcityboy99]

@mikerut89 Hey Yo..... SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Flintcityboy99]

@mikerut89 Ay Yo.... Shut The Fuck Up!!

[jacksonthrasher]

HEY YO..... SHUT THE FUCK UP

[aries4561]

@skyjermaine We don't do jungle dances. If you notice our real dances are more refined. Waltz, Minuet, etc. Now when we just decide to regular "dance" we usually mosh.

[afromasterchief]

watch?v=LDwmpR4cdHI&feature=pl­cp&context=C38e7965UDOEgsToPDs­kKlg2Ok5p5b2W37JZNDjEpP HD VIDEO!!!!!! only difference is that its mirrored!

[rengocanut]

why that dance dave??? hahahah

[luv4ever06]

hahaha gotta blame it on the motherland for those drums, love it!!!!

[qwiklerner]

boo pow suprise

[skyjermaine]

its true white people cant dance (not trying to be racist ,well kinda) im black we can dance but white people they cant dance no rythm no shame and they look so stupid dancing so black people=god of danceing ,white people= god of no rythm (its true)

[jnehls]

Aye yo! Shut da fuck UP!

[andapandaboo]

Super bad quality vid, but this is one of my favorite skits. Love the random black guy rapping.. Smh this is so true, so real. Rip Chappelle Show! We miss you Dave!!! :)

[krumpizlife]

D f did dat nigga say when he was freestylin

[CanadiaFTWW]

they got the guy with parkinsons to work the cam

[Beararms88]

That nigga broke a plate over his head LOLOL

[Chippendaily]

Yeah black people dancing better thenwhite people cause blacks can extersize all day long they dont have jobs or other thing to do XD

[856Lockdown]

@Chippendaily learn how 2 spell exercise b4 u make stupid remarks liike dat

[hazedrone69]

endless love to ?uestlove

[SuperTubeXYZ]

214 white people can't dance ^_^

[ibelieveicansoar]

I see this video turned out to be essentially a treatise on guitar-based music vs. drum-based music. Too bad Chapelle didn't feel like actually listening to "white" rock music, because if he did, he'd understand that rock music does include real drumming on a real drum set, whereas 95% of hip hop from the last decade-plus uses clicky, primitive loops created by a drum machine. FWIW, ?uestlove's drumming has never done anything for me.

[venomstorm1788]

I FUCKING DIED WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE HORN HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ChiGuy251]

I clicked on this video to lagh but I read some of these comments and got depressed. Instead of talking about how funny and classic this skit is, ppl engage in idiotic baseless raciel debating can't comprehend that all of this is a joke...sad

[TheNue504]

SANCHEZ GO!!! LMAO

[lorecollins1]

white pple cant dance bs this white girl can freakin move



[davidgt5gt]

Aye my man how you know that song? LMAO

[myron4178]

THE DUDE DOING THE ROBOT IS HILARIUS

[CR7RealMadridful]

hey yo, shut the fuck up

[OneMillonAce]

I am latino and im not offended..btw im not mexican u dumbass

[barkul33]

Im white and all i listen to is rap. RIP 2pac and B.I.G.

[yourulestube]

white people are usually more down to earth. latinos are usually hard workers. blacks are usually tough and enduring. asians are usually really intelligent.

white people can't dance. latinos can't stop having sex. blacks are hot tempered. asians cannot drive. <--- negative stereotypes.

All cultures have GREAT food, BEAUTIFUL people, BEAUTIFUL tourist sites, and a UNIQUE trait that the other cultures don't have.

Gotta love those humans.

[Flintcityboy99]

@yourulestube Vote for Ron Paul for a better country (If your in America)

[AddictiveRhythm]

@Flintcityboy99 Maybe you should shut down the republican party for a better america. Saying this as a german. If you look at the republicans from anywhere around the world you just shake your head because of their stupidity. Germany learned their lesson, america is still waiting for it.

[skyjermaine]

@Flintcityboy99 u mean for a redneck

[ferndaletrojans]

@Flintcityboy99 Fuck That .. Obama All Day Motherfucker . 

[cheshirecatsaira]

@Flintcityboy99 HEY YOU'RE ENDORSING RON PAUL ON YOUR VIDEO!! :D im voting for him though

[Flintcityboy99]

@cheshirecatsaira HEY THANKS, PEACE GOD!

CHECK OUT ALL THE NEW LAWS AND POLICIES. SOON THEY'LL WARN ME TO GET RID OF THIS VIDEO BECAUSE OF............ SOPA

GO AGAINST ALL ODDS. VOTE RON PAUL 2012

[kratos3821]

@Flintcityboy99 if we want a change in our country we need to get rid of all the politicians and bring people with common sense and no political or big corporations attachments ...to the power

[Flintcityboy99]

@kratos3821 EXACTLY, AND RON PAUL IS THE ANSWER, THIS IS THE REVOLUTION. I HAVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS FROM AFRICA COUNTRIES, SUCH AS DRC AND NIGERIA COMMANDING ME TO GIVE THE WORD TO MY COUNTRY (AMERICA).

The Caps sorry. But had to get that out.

[tehrealdjcrossfire]

@rawrlor also the tallest people in the world

Are the Europeans.

[tehrealdjcrossfire]

@rawrlor show me the strongest people in the world always been europeans.. In Olympic weightlifting lightweights Asians dominate. Middle weights and up once again Europeans and middle eastern country's dominate. Asians are well known for their culture of finesse and martial arts, Where do blacks fit in? Running. So you tell me who has more athletic ability. Stereotypically of course.

[guddasuave]

POOsh POW,SUUPRIZE..................­..........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yuliya304]

usually people in those "professional settings" were nerds in school who studied a hell of a lot and didnt have time to dance...well. I luv his show btw. lol

[Flintcityboy99]

I uploaded a HD720 video from the DVD but they took it off on my other page.

I'll try to upload it again. Peace

VOTE RON PAUL 2012

BlueRupublican(dot)org

[henessey93]

@Flintcityboy99 thank god you said ron paul, he's the only sane one in the republican party!

[ken2go2]

nice quality bro, real talk

[KIDFRESH1592]

G-UNIT

[nilaali74]

LOL at all the black ppl faces when he starts to play guitar. they like wut the Fuck!

[jhill1219]

damn the white guy in the resturant got turned up

[park4488]

Would've been good if that guy wasn't laughing over all the good parts

[dirtyxmexican]

no hes black. he used a double negative in the description

[AceKing2012]

@Flintcityboy99 I think you are white..Because if you weren't white, then you wouldn't take it so offensively...

[MrMaccioso1]

funniest mother fucker i kno haha

[Celina6657]

Ugh I HATE John Mayer--he`s an ignorant, arrogant LOSER.

[Skidblanar]

I can't even hear the music :(

[MyPresidentialHumor]

@Flintcityboy99 3:-)

[pnickel000]

Did you film this with your asshole?

[ciscokidseven]

my theory is when white people here the electric guitar they can not resist the urge to dance no matter where they are lol

[604canucks1]

was there an earthquake or what

[nkflier45]

yo WHAT is the name of the nigga at 3:14

[munie81]

3:14 a legend was born

[Alexc3217]

Lulz

[TheYouPoop]

OMFG LOOL

[CDIO002]

EY YOO ! Shut the fuck up haha ;)

[JimmyBones1993]

nice quality douche bag :/

[GeneralLeeStudios]

aw man they didnt do the dukes theme in this version i have it on my channel

[NaomiPookieBear1]

@GeneralLeeStudios Dude, he warned you in the description that it's bad quality. Or do you have to find something to argue about? GTFO Ignorant Person!

[GeneralLeeStudios]

@NaomiPookieBear1 i didnt say anything ABOUT the quality..... 

[Teph87]

heres how we danced before blacks brow-beat us into being ashamed of what we are: watch?v=Rf55gHK48VQ&

[darlingdee167]

What is this mess. Why didn't you just put the camcorder on a book or something to keep it steady?

[evelynjoyce]

Why bother posting such low quality home-made video? It's UNWATCHABLE. idiot.

[ElBooGieBabii]

@evelynjoyce it's 'unwatchable' , but you've watched it?

[myfathersprincess]

Hey it's John Mayer the White Supremists...his dick anyway. His words.

[ElBooGieBabii]

@myfathersprincess i thought the same EXACT thing.

[PunkyLemming]

did u film this on a potato??

[Strictly]

@PunkyLemming

hahah systemwars lol

[8beazy]

OOOPS POW SURPRISE! Still funny as sh!@

[hoodblazin23]

186 white ppl

[biglurry20]

any 1 listen to notorious's song "i gotta story to tell"??? that drum solo reminded me of it, love tha beat,

[TyceCream]

4:04 dave's dance lol

and when he does that latino thing with the mic. lol

[publicatdamagnificen]

The man is a comedic genius!

[faiye1]

just another masturbation while recording video, nothing to see here folks. blows my mind that people dont set up a stand and take practice shots before a final.

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

"Ey yo....shut the fuck up...!"

[br0dskalk]

who cams a tv like that. getting seasick. not worthy watching

[supernova517]

@br0dskalk hey not everyone is a rich moma's boy faggot like you

[br0dskalk]

@supernova517 are you a dumbass or just an ignorant idiot on purpose?

why cam tv like this, when it only get shit quality, when its faster/cheaper/easier to do everything on the computer or even just sin still on a chair with the cam angeled up.

i dont even own a camcorder so i fail to see your "argument".

[supernova517]

@br0dskalk i see your not rich ,and you're not a moma's boy either ,but you are a faggot, so i'm not gonna "SIN' on my chair and argue with you cuz i heard it's contagious

[br0dskalk]

@supernova517 lol, you make great comedy. your comments are quality stuff.

[754gby]

what episode or in which season was this ?

[brazzo81vk]

@754gby

Season 2, episode 3

[YoungFl0]

was this recorded with a toaster?

[Ravens0316]

That Spanish girl is red is crazy hot

[SkywarpMach7]

@Ravens0316

i'd smash her......

[JacqueRamon]

I have one word for you ... tripod

[ambarinamarshay]

Maaaan, this video is WACK! you can't hold the doggone camera straight???!!!

[scottydotcom1]

white people can't really dance, thats why black people are the most copyed race in the world believe that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fordsandbeagles]

Keep it coming people!! Michael J Fox....lmfao!!! Hey ever try playing Jenga with him? You win every time! BAHAHAHAHA

[derwin32]

Dave Chappelle is good but you need to make another video without shaking your damn hands or laughing your ass off on here....JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[94JackJohnson]

whats the song called they sing to the policemen ?

[ArtfulDawdger]

@94JackJohnson

Serial? Every rose has it's thorn. by poison. quit listenin to jack johnson and get a haircut!

[Flintcityboy99]

Go listen to Jon Connor- The Message

[Flintcityboy99]

I actually have in HD PVR, but I can't find a new copy of this season. When ever I get it, I'll upload it.

[PhatPhaceAllDay]

@Flintcityboy99 please

[BalldinhoVanessa]

The Latino part with the Loud Speaker absolutely KILLED me!!!!

[09polars]

THE RESTAURANT WAS THE BEST...

[JTROCKAA12]

so they won't censure fuck but they'll censure tits? i call blashpemy!

[NiggaWithAttitude]

3:28

[flextastic305]

Does anyone know the name of the black cop in this. I saw him on comic view but i forgot his name

[Alexxgoinsane]

lmfaooo!

[rabiar123]

"YO YO.......... SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[MrRacso93]

what instrument do asians dance to?

[tupacsomething69]

LOOOL at the guy who starts raapping

[fadimay]

ahhhahahah



[tomj6]

you ever heard of a tri pod?

[SirXand3r]

play the fight riff! PLAY IT!

[pluglife93]

AYO- SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!!

[GameraTrekkie]

2:18 hell yeah!!

[Kenny3821]

Whos the dude with the afro?

[LadySwag502]

@Kenny3821 His name is "QuestLove". It's written as "?Love".

Hope that helps!

[Kenny3821]

@LadySwag502 Cool,thanks ;)

[LadySwag502]

@Kenny3821 Anytime, pal!

[LiLPinoySteve]

3:59 best part :D

[Dinky12]

2:22 that face

[ito7122]

What's the name of the last song?

[ItalianBlackheart123]

2:28 LOL

[SouljaAli810Flint]

I have in HDPVR right now! I just don't have the DVD no more.

[IbanezShredder91]

It must be hard juggling and trying to record this video all at once

[ObamalsAFailure]

Buy a capture device, yo!

[Boogyman4050]

Turned that restaurant into a mosh pit! Great pos, even if the camera is bouncing. No big deal. Thanks for posting this.

[gfine2000]

Get a tripod son!

[Markb2477]

@gabbyfoxchampkins First thing crazy person. I am white. Second you need to calm down and maybe go to a doctor. Cause you seem like you have a lot of issues.

[TheKerli22]

@VChapaev you should be grateful your ass ain't dying from the Black Plague because dear Lord if I could I'd send your ass back to Europe in the 14th century. Why don't you calm your racist ass down and go back to milking your fucking cows or making inbred children. You white supremacist piece of shit or whatever the hell you are.

[yourGothicfriend]

@VChapaev shut your fucking mouth.

[shannondeacon35]

*sign* here we go about these racism shit again -_-"

[DSWrath]

An infant could have held the fuckin camera more steady.

[siddgaa]

Ayo shut the fuck up! lol

[Traponomics1017]

@projectcolin where u think Jamaican ppl came from....(africa)

[kingsnbabylon]

@Traponomics1017 They were held captive in Africa as slaves, but not Africans. Africans help put blacks in slavery as well as Jamaicans. And Africa was named after Scipio Africanus, a white man.

[AlexWerkmeister712]

Why is the top comment about racism? You guys sound like pathetic little kids. "MY RACE IS BETTER THAN YOURS, HAHA NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO" Get the hell out of here. There is no "superior" race. Get over it.

[chillydogification]

3:37 Lamo Shut the fuck up

[vikingWindmill]

Black people can't swim.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill White people can't box.

[vikingWindmill]

@Xxskaterdude554xX

Black people can't lift heavy weights.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill Thats why Ronnie Coleman a Black man holds the most world records in body building... Dumbass.

[vikingWindmill]

@Xxskaterdude554xX

How many black heavyweight category weightlifting champions are there? None, you dumbass...

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill Im talking about body building you sorry cock sucking piece of worthless shit so shut the fuck up... Just no that in real life i'd beat the shit out of you, you shit stuffing little cock washing piece of shit... Go ahead respond to this message and talk shit... but you know what. IT WONT MEAN A DAMN THING because if you said that to my face in the real world I would knock your little fucking worthless self on your ass you bitch. Ill have you scared. I would show you what man is.

[vikingWindmill]

@Xxskaterdude554xX

Uh-oh! We've got a keyboard warrior here! Acting tough in front the screen, eh? Well, let me tell you that wanking doesn't build muscles, so you can stop ;)

P.S. Body building is nothing compared to eight lifting. If a man can lift 200 KG he can definitely crush the head of a "body builder" like a grape.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill Keyboard warrior... Oh how cute let me guess. Your just a little fucking nerd thinking there cool because they can talk shit over the internet and saying Keyboard Warrior doesn't make yo sound cool or intelligent but nice try.

P.S. I wasnt trying to compare weight lifting to body building you fucking retarded cunt so shut the fuck up. I pitty your retarded ass.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill Keyboard warrior... Oh how cute let me guess. Your just a little fucking nerd thinking there cool because they can talk shit over the internet and saying Keyboard Warrior doesn't make yo sound cool or intelligent but nice try.

P.S. I wasnt trying to compare weight lifting to body building you fucking retarded cunt so shut the fuck up.

[vikingWindmill]

@Xxskaterdude554xX

Me? A little nerd? Hey, wanky, I'm not the one telling people, ON THE INTERNET, that I'll beat the living daylights out of them :D that's just making me doubt that you're a social animal even more.

P.S. I stated something that Africans aren't good at - Strength. Just like white Europeans and Asians aren't good at bursts of speed.

P.P.S. And what the bloody hell? Are you like 14 years old? 'Cause no grown person would talk like a primate.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill Dude you should listen to your little nerdy ass Black people arent good at strength? are you kidding me!!! Your one retarded little dumb motherfucker to say that i wish i knew you in real life you fucking little bitch ill show you what real strength is im 13 and bench 320 and paralyze yo little bitch ass. You all talk and no game son your nothing but another troll on youtube who thinks hes always right oh wait I forgot. Your white so your automatically ignorant.

[ObamalsAFailure]

@Xxskaterdude554xX 13 and bench 320? You're so full of shit. Fuck you.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill Oh yeah and white people cant run. The lack speed, strength, and knowledge

1. Our presidents black

2. The worlds fastest man is Usain Bolt an African American.

3. Ronnie Coleman is one of the best bodybuilders in the world (Notice how i didnt say power lifter you dumb little fucking cunt.)

[vikingWindmill]

@Xxskaterdude554xX

Africans are best at running. White Europeans and Asians are best at weight lifting.

1. And how is that helping you? Him being black doesn't change the fact that he's a tool.

2. And? I know who is the best runner.

3. So many white heavyweight category weight lifting champions, and not ONE black comes to mind.

We can keep writing the pros and cons of our races all day and they won't change, you little wanker.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill I wish I could see things from your point of view. But I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

[Xxskaterdude554xX]

@vikingWindmill and shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

[dondopa]

@vikingWindmill omg so ppwned

[vikingWindmill]

@dondopa

What do you want, faggot?

[dondopa]

@vikingWindmill what do you think i want?

[dondopa]

@vikingWindmill i was impressed by that comment but you reply with insults. an intelligent man you are. fucking bulgarian scum!

[vikingWindmill]

@dondopa

You don't know anything about Bulgarians, insult me because I am one, and you think you're smarter than me?

Wait wait! Let me try:

You fucking Russian pig!

[dondopa]

@vikingWindmill listen you started this. my first comment had nothing offensive and yet you insulted me. wouldn't you expect me to strike back?