NO PORN? NO TWITTER? NO INTERNETZ?!

[Only4uBabyxo]

omg LOLL ahahahahahah xD >< well, mine Really iss facebook.... i mean the first thing i do after opening the browser is type in facebook, LOL

[LUGISAWESOME]

aaawwwhhh.... he's blushing ♥

[luvpup50]

youtube, facebook, and twitter.

[ClusterFuck9999]

oh my fucking god i googled goatse and that pic will for ever be in my head!

thank you Shane love you :D

[LuverShaneDawson101]

I go on facebook and youtube to watch you :)

[hannahwantcookie]

YOUTUBE!!!

[thelovergurl223]

Welp, i went to google nd looked for goatse....DON"T DO THAT.

[772gomez]

Facebook but then i got bored of it then i created a TWITTER!<3 so now im a TWITTERHOLIC!<3 LMFAO!!

[TheGiofromgeorgia]

i go on youtube and movies websites

[dudewutyeah]

It sounds kind of pathetic to say you wouldn't have a job or still be fat based off whether or not you had internet... I didn't have internet for a year and I just filled in that time with new things

[elle123elle]

youtube or facebook, i dont know which i go on more...

[tevyan91996]

Dose anybody else noticed how red his face got when he said what website he goes on alot

[puffyjun]

TWITTER im logged on 24/7

[GBuxei]

Okay,now im starting to realise how i found phil and dan....

[BlahBluh88]

I go on nothing but youtube on the internet.. No facebook, no twitter, no tumblr..

[7daysko]

YouTube and Smosh.com :) I really don't visit anything else... OK, I visit things but I visit YouTube and Smosh.com like everyday!!

[miniroid7]

funnyjunk

[ihatebeingloved]

shane if there was no such thing as internet believe me you will be famous on something else and help your family like you do now and get paid like you do now (thats life) you goot an idea why not make videos and post it in the internet now, but if there was no such thing as internet you would get another idea more brilliant.

[omygleeiscool1]

Facebook!!!! bro...

[XboxProguy]

xbox live and youtube

[TheBibbleBug]

I couldn't live with out the internet well i couldn't live without youtube...

I couldn't live without Shane dawson! (im not kidding when i had watched all the new videos i could find i felt like crying because they were over :(

[TheFortressGuys]

Porn hub or XNXX

[shmashers11]

Im addicted to facebook even though i dont do much on it and i dont have that many friends so i guess its a waste of time

[Chuukun1]

redtube or youporn obviously lol where would we be without internet porn? waiting in a adult shop line feeling awkward no doubt

[PatronusPokeWarrior1]

First thing I open when I get on the Internet...... Smosh.com :)

[ilovetotorimmer]

Without the Internet my balls would be swollen

[icestar302]

i always go on zwinky...like all the time. either that or my site that i made for roleplaying.

[msspylac]

Yes, i have done that thng with crunch? i think....... wait (5 min's later) yes i did just crunch . ewwww it tastes like crap! xxx msspylac.

[ILoveJoeyRichterALOT]

my like would be a dark pit of nothing the epiamy of my life would be my pets

[AmyATLParamore19]

quizilla  <3

[sademissmarchstewart]

youtube+fmylife.com

[TheRobcorbett]

hor ill bill

[iiluvmusic98]

facebook and youtube

[isabellaleo2134]

id be dead without the internet jk but id be always bored loner and i go on facebook the most

[FeliciaSalas]

facebook

[blossom4021]

facebook

[JazzGagaLover]

haha the website i go on most... is either facebook or six billion secrets.

[adamsglambitch]

no top comment? heres my chance..

*ehem*

waffle ice cream splenda bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

[Busterundead12p]

my teacher told me don't stick your pinky like a retard

[musicVamp527]

I wouldn't really have much of a "life" without the internet. My real life is music, and my website, Immortal Music.

(Btw, people should like this, there's no top comment!!)

[HeyBabes909]

I go on Youtube the most.

[mariahhata]

if i didnt have the internet . i honestly would be dead. not even kidding

[JazzyBoo09100]

i wunder if your number still works!!!

[countyourblessings6]

tumblr <3

[RaymondLovesFire]

facebook

[sophsophia1]

Without the internet I wouldnt have met you! Or the friends I've made and are now close to me :)

[desaraeleavell1]

i get on facebook and utube alot........and i was looking for some music video and i found ur video and i said this might be an awesome video and i liked it

[livewithit25]

I mostly go on Wikipedia for some reason

[TheMonkeySock]

Shane go to zombo.com

[Drkyle7824]

long ass haie :)

[MrPlayer520]

i see a ps3 controller lol

[EmoVampirePrincessAI]

I go on facebook alot

[lovetheworldist]

my life will suck without internet

[RobeyTV]

I mostly go on YouTube and the internet is important to me because all of the videos I watch and everything I see inspires me to wanna make videos and express who I really am

[Crazychimchar100]

facebook cant stop

[Bens4Evs]

ive stopped going on facebook so i can go on utube 2 watch u, Shane.......... <3 <3 <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[franchuov]

i think i would actually... :'( do my homework and get enough sleep.. sounds bad rightt?



[ECHELONanka]

TUMBLR X.x

[evanrocks72]

facebook

[evanrocks72]

I couldnt live without it!!!

[kayliloveshim]

youtube nd facebook all day everyday

[Razetteo235]

I go on youtube the most no joke

[mymidnightface]

alright theres one more spot for a top comment heres my chance.....BOOBIES

[IfYouLoveATL]

twitter & youtube ...without the internet i would never have found out who Shane Dawson is etc, i'd die off with boredness ...< i know that isn't even a word ...but it is now. okay. <3

[Malinda169]

i would cry if there was no more internet because i wouldn't get to watch all of ur funny, meaningful, and important vids all the time

[bloodycriminy]

i would make another internet but better and it would be called mishanet

[laxhun22]

I go on damnlol.com a lot

[AmyAttach]

1.i wouldnt know half the things i do today

2.i wouldnt be a singer

3.i wouldnt loveeeeee my favourite band cos i wouldnt of heard of them

4.i wouldnt have found loads of new friends around the world

theres so much more i could put :L

[mexicancupcake1234]

@iturtlefrog23

Stop being gross and keep ur crap 2 urself

[eeveetastic]

From my most visited:

1. Deviantart

2. Yahoo

3. Youtube

4. pokegijinkaacademy.deviantart

5. askponyblobs.tumblr

6. nookipedia

7. pokimono.deviantart and

8. twitter

[OMGHHKP05]

I would have committed suicide seriously it's all because of Shane I haven't already xx love you Shane you gave me a new lease of life xx

[dopeyhol]

1. i would always be bored

2 i wouldnt have found shane dawson

3 i would be in public school with no friends

4.i would have never gotten inspired

[amber1rayylynn]

Uhm hollister, American eagle, youtube, annnd facebook!!![:

[TheGrimReaper6984]

YouTube and Amazon.com

[HENRYBEN59]

Srry shane but i go on YouTube the most -_-

[iturtlefrog23]

i just watched 2 girls 1 cup. i am scarred for life.

[cocobulla]

FaceBook twitter YouTube. I'd die without 3 btw ur hair so sexy here!!!

[reesyluvsu2]

Mostly Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Google (I couldnt live without these websites!) I'd probably go insane, be bored A LOT, and have no confidence once so ever. I mean I have confidence but the Internet just gave me a little bit more. It's a long story but I don't know what I'd do without the Internet.

[roxyhotty556]

@Craftword1 okay then...

[CrazyBieberGirl4Ever]

Ugly Enough It's Moviestarplanet.no ://

[Suzumiya122]

Without the Internet I'd be fat

[gamer3670]

how my life would be without the internet? what life? i play world of warcraft!

[WweReyHbk]

@gamer3670 Please tell me someone hacked you and wrote that.....

[sebasmayoral]

Facebook

[MyJustinbieberlova]

Facebook -3!!

[MissChattaBoxx]

shane do u straighten your hair?? :L!

p.s great vids :) <3

[Mallisa25]

i'd be thin... :(

[LoveAlwaysLouder]

my god his hair :D <333333333333

[TheWaldo113]

Cracked.com (IT'S AMAZING) Youtube and Twitter

[Rebecca4Lauren6]

I go on facebook and YouTube the most

[Deadbird160]

dude! ur hair is so long! itz so cool man! oh ya! lol jk so wazzup shane? i cant make any videos cuz my computer sucks but check out my shane dawson inspiration vid k? bye!!!

[GameNerd1010]

I would be a g@y bieber fan

[SuperstylinBabe101]

If there was no internet, I would be, gone by now. Like no shit. O.O

[KittyKate975]

Youtube and I'm dead serious.

[krystal8812]

Whats the web u go to ?

[JaapioRKO]

YOu have a ps3controller!!!!!!

Whatsu name on psn?

[JakTheDarkKnight]

Wtf did I just crunch on?

[sicopath275]

Thank you Shane so much for all your vids it helps me be happy all my life is the worst thing ever and then when I go on my phone or Internet I watch you to cheer me up (I am a guy If wondering)

[scarecrow9516]

without the internet:

1. probably wouldnt be fat

2. i would probably have a bf

3. grades maybe a bit better

but if i didnt have it:

1. wouldnt of met shanedawson

2. be VERY depressed and sad all the time

3.couldnt enjoy being the freak i am

4. wouldnt be inspired to lose the weight

there are vantages to the internet and im greatful we have it and thankyou shane for turning my life around

[shadowandkuttser]

YouTube and Facebook lol

[girgirl99]

i would have an innocent normal 12 year old mind

[kklight100]

The web site I mostly go on is AnimeFreak.tv

[ItsKrisSuckers]

MSN 

[mansegris]

wooow youre hair is long there!!!:D

[KeLsOLoLz]

actually the two websites I probably visit most are YouTube and Smosh.com

[Laugh1ngOutLoud]

shane does look fancy, while drinking his crunching ice tea. :)

[fluff2furr]

It is YouTube

[djjaxon2001]

I know No minecraft well

At lest powers not out well not for me

[daniel37433743]

No minecraft no YouTube no porn :(:(:(:(

[KingTut559]

minecraft

JK

[ZebraBubbles11]

YouTube honestly

[charlieiscoolish]

no porn

[itachi8675309]

im always on youtube yahoo answers and deviantart.

[meandcruzlawooz]

I love him whats his po box

[PrincessCandy44]

Facebook! And my own website

[tonetto03]

im on facebook, twitter and youtube 24/7

[indeesblogg]

My blog and youtube

[RebornSavior]

I go one Facebook all of the time.

[jacintablundy]

with out the interntet whould be really hard because i would never watch your videos and that whould really make me sad

[xevilstar]

no internet ?

open the coffin i am jumping in :P

[DreamingReal3]

YouTube, Gamefaqs and Addicting Games.(I know I suck)

[Soraman67]

4chan, YouTube, PonyChan

[ZimsTestSubject]

no internet: 1. i would be normal 2. i would have more friends(not true ones) 3. i would be less confident 4. i would probably have a boyfriend 5. i wouldn't have discovered BVB BOTDF ETF FIR AA ISMFOF etc. 6. i would still be trying my hardest to keep my wierdness to myself 7. I wouldn't be a SCENE QUEEN!!!! 8. i would be really mean 9. i would be less creative 10. i would do better in school 11. i wouldn't be making this list THIS LIST IS VERY INCOMPLETE!

[thebrb101]

with out internet :

1. i would be nothing.

2.i'd be dead

3.i wouldn't know shane or smosh

[dakotakid991]

Gamefaqs.com

[LelaGlitteryAfrodite]

Without the Internet:

#1. I wouldn't know anything about life.

#2. I'd be bored 99% of the time.

#3. I'd not be as inspired as I am by all these people that I look up to.

#4. I'd probably be dead right now..

[toripup]

Without the Internet I would be a "normal" not weird person

[jay12345678929]

@TheGreenday1999 me too

[lolcoaster123]

If not for the Internet, I would be dead. I went through a lot stuff when my parents were getting divorced and I was getting bullied at school and I found a band called Hollywood Undead that made me feel like I wasn't alone and that I could be loved. It also inspired my band to start.

[TheGreenday1999]

I always go on Facebook and Youtube

and without the internet ,

1. i would always be bored as fuck

2. i wouldnt of found out who shane dawson is :(

3. I would of never got inspired to be an actress which im not yet ha

So yeah my life would be horrible without the internet cuz i go on it every fucking day lol and I LOVE U SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!<3 ;D

[dancinggirl2510]

i spend most of my time on Facebook,My Blog,and YouTube.

Life without internet would be hard…nuff said

[laceywalukiewicz456]

XVIDEOS ...

[Rebeakbubbles]

Omg! Without the Internet, a whole bunch of people would think that ur life would change soo much, but mine wouldn't that much. Iran we would have more money because my parents wouldn't have to pay for it. The website I am on most is gmail. It has my email and on google docs, it has a story that I am writing. Maybe I'll send it to u one day and u could do a video on it...

[Anonymous3DSOwner]

without the internet id be a "normal" person

[singingsuga]

WITHOUT THE INTERNET, MY BROTHER WOULD BE SANE AGAIN... and not have a girlfriend xx love you BRO!! xx :)

[TheMakeupAholic21]

You should grow your hair out like this again (;

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

one and the most bad thing what would be without internet

1. I wouldn't know Shane Dawson :P

[codsilver2010]

my life with out intetnet

1. I would be sad all the time and I would be afraid of life.

2. I might never had hope on anything

3. I would kill myself a long time ago. (many people did bad things to me when i was in high school)

[TotalDFan123]

YOU SEE THE PINKY... THAT MEANS YOURE GAY...

[MUDDIGGERS104]

i man 1 jar isDISGUSTING! 0-0 never watch

[Skyuni123]

Uh.. I spend most of my time on Facebook, Deviantart, Runescape, Youtube, or my blog. No lie.

[emosnowgirl1]

are you gay?....because all my friends are saying you are

[xXdreamxXx96]

@emosnowgirl1 no hes nt gay jus bc ur daddeh is

[PatronusPokeWarrior1]

ToonTown even though it's more of a game than a website..... DX

[ariola2010]

The site I go on most in runescape or facebook :p

[Themansestablisment]

Here's a question! Respond to it with your answer. Would you rather have Internet or AC for the rest of your life?

[limegurl319]

Can someone tell me why after I watched this video,''Monkey Sex Porn'' came up? Or wait,never mind... I'd rather not know.

[TheHeyItsMe333]

if internet didnt exist i would invent it

[chibba01]

Facebook and OMG you are soooo sexy xxxx

[theninjaettes]

I GO ON MEEZ THE MOST..........

[Racerlion1]

By the way my friend sad you look hot :|

[ihatetuna9600]

maybe addicting games or YouTube

[jessie5161]

FACEBOOK. nuff said

[starfirezbest123456]

Haha funny :P blushhhiingggg xD and o.o thats really gross if ur watchn prn :L

[IloveMatttwebb]

YouTube

[MikeNRW33]

GO HOME!!!!!!!!!

[Rainkissed77]

Shanes story sounds a bit like a guy I know. He doesn't have a lot of money, he's skinny, that's different, and he has your hair!

[happinessisicecream]

tumblr for sure.

[TheTratoi]

if you are on the internet then you aren t robing stores

[Jesica1229]

My top website has to be failblog.org :0). Luv ya Shane!

[gaaralover7688]

I forgot how long your hair was! :O

[antonisjoin99]

@bluespartan21 do you play aqworlds too?

[mzbluesky92]

chortle.co.uk its a site for news about comedy in the uk

[Hatchetslinger13]

My life would be he'll without the Internet because my mom wouldn't shut up if I didn't have it and I honestly get on youporn and shit like that

[TheImperfectionAngel]

I'm on Twitter and YouTube the most :x

[uptowngirrl15]

FML

[chp0805]

What would my life be without internet?

1. I would be in great shape. (Not fat, just regular body)

2.probably have a Gf.

3. Do better in school.

[Pruttomaten]

@chp0805 i can be ur girlfriend.

[MultiKatie1996]

Yey Shane loves me.)))))

[nut2611]

youtube!

[aLySaSpIvAk1]

Thumbs up to anyone who looked up goatse and are scarred from life by seeing that. THANKS SHANE :P

[amr1farouk]

i wouldn't be able to see you :)

[Colourfulsharpie]

YouTube or facebook