true. after seeing this, iam glad that i didn´t bought this game. 1h gameplay with nice puzzle and then it beginns to disappoint with senseless "maintance" rooms and walkways and huge cylinder coming out of the wall.
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However, when the investigative committee heard of the success of the third tier, a "man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain", they recessed permanently and gave Aperture Science an open-ended contract to continue their research."(wikipedia) lol
"the company was founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson for the sole purpose of making shower curtains for the U.S. military. However, after becoming mentally unstable from mercury poisoning in 1978, Johnson created a "three tier" research and development plan to make his organization successful. The first two tiers, the "Heimlich Counter-Maneuver" and the "Take-A-Wish Foundation", were commercial failures and led to an investigation of the company by the U.S. Senate.
ooh wow, i love this game, i wish i could get an xbox 360! but it seems really creepy, activated, put me down, aaah, thats really creepy, especially since it's such a cold evil voice
Hahaha~!! At 2:30 I threw a wrench on it x3
Poor, poor turrets.... Made for my amusement >;]
pandabear11000 1 year ago
You're not a good person. Good people don't get up here.
Usayasha 1 year ago
Thank you so much! I was stuck at 5:07 - 5:15
Minkais 1 year ago
Poor turrets... they just want to kill you... anything else...
AdriaPenguin 1 year ago
awesome!
murdaGee 1 year ago
how come u get lost (or don't know what to do) half the time
llh413 1 year ago
5:15 i just used a chair oO xD
DragoShun 1 year ago
@DragoShun smart! I was like WTF! the first time :l
mfm1994 1 year ago
Earlier: "I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area."
Now: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. AND ALL THE CAKE IS GONE. This is your last chance."
Later: *turret ambush*
Darkness1OOO 1 year ago
What I mean is: it's short, but cheap.
irurwurst 2 years ago
the cake is a lie!:D
Tommy1299 2 years ago
The pie is a lie, The cake is a fake :D
DeDaDoDu 2 years ago 2
i am going to kill u, and also the cake is gone ,xD i loled there
RageOfDante16 2 years ago 2
GLaDOS seems to be losing her cool...
candyanime2 2 years ago 2
I loled when you shot the turret
JamesL510 2 years ago 2
you know what i love about youtube. is the fact that you can watch the whole game and learn the story and not have to buy the game
ROCKER9080 2 years ago 6
true. after seeing this, iam glad that i didn´t bought this game. 1h gameplay with nice puzzle and then it beginns to disappoint with senseless "maintance" rooms and walkways and huge cylinder coming out of the wall.
dharkbizkit 2 years ago
You do realize that this game came in a pack with two other games, right? That's a pretty good value for 3 games.
irurwurst 2 years ago 4
i do, but thta still no excuse for this. of curse that a real good value yeah sure, but serioulsy, ive seen better level creativity from valve..
dharkbizkit 2 years ago
that claw thing at 1:33 you can make it go up in to the sky
kooolman11 2 years ago
anyone else think there are times when he seems to not have a clue wtf he is doing :p
qwertyuiopdan1 2 years ago
am love caka
TGhood1992 2 years ago
i used a chair too :D
reactiveplatinum 3 years ago
lol 1:15 "I dont blame you" turrets are cute lol
Sisjoi 3 years ago 3
then you should see: portal:a day in a life of a turret.
THEN WILL TURRETS BE CUTE?!
lobby417 2 years ago
xD lol 2:42
funky20racer 3 years ago 2
lol weighted companion cube with heart in middle
EAZYED420 3 years ago
thecodybrothers 3 years ago 3
ooooh, so thats how your suposed to do it :P
i used a chair instead of a cube xD it was way more complicated (and ninja)
nexxam1011 3 years ago
REMEMBER WHEN WE PRETENDED THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO KILL YOU. I WAS LIKE GOODBYE AND YOU WHERE LIKE OH NOO THAT WAS fun!!!! that line is so funny
olek1234567890 3 years ago 9
=O U STOLE AN APPATURE SCINCE WEIGHTED STORAGE CUBE lol its fun to say that loud and fast
frazzamatic 3 years ago 2
What you did to the turret at 2:50 was EVIL.
ninetails593 3 years ago 7
"You're not a good person! You know that, right? Good people don't end up here!" That line is scary 0_0
hailey315 3 years ago 9
The way she said the last 6 words scared the mother eff out of me!!
maxxramman 2 years ago
best line in gamedom..I AM GOING TO KILL YOU...AND ALL THE CAKE IS GONE!
Singalong1881 3 years ago 30
XD Yes!!
AsakiSun 3 years ago 6
the turrents are talking? O.o
Kuziofretka 3 years ago
the turrents sound so cute when they fall
clocky3 3 years ago 27
Yes, the turrets talk, lol.
happykoala4 3 years ago
I just about had a heartattack the first time I heard them speak xD
hailey315 3 years ago
hahaha, all the cake is gone!!
shadowmario1011 3 years ago 2
However, when the investigative committee heard of the success of the third tier, a "man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain", they recessed permanently and gave Aperture Science an open-ended contract to continue their research."(wikipedia) lol
TThor7 3 years ago
oops, before that:
"the company was founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson for the sole purpose of making shower curtains for the U.S. military. However, after becoming mentally unstable from mercury poisoning in 1978, Johnson created a "three tier" research and development plan to make his organization successful. The first two tiers, the "Heimlich Counter-Maneuver" and the "Take-A-Wish Foundation", were commercial failures and led to an investigation of the company by the U.S. Senate.
TThor7 3 years ago
That had no relevance to this video whatsoever.
EblotheHedgehog 3 years ago
yes it did... it talks about this group, aperture science
zaxxxzaxxx 3 years ago
lol at 5:10 i was like COMPANION CUBE and then i was like *cries* hes gone
JWBails 4 years ago
how do i get into the van? (after the part where theres a rocket launcher robot)
ustoube 4 years ago
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those piston things that go back and forth kinda look like boners...:T
mikaroo222 4 years ago
The most fun way to take out those first 3 turrets is by whacking them with the barrels.
Xemnas677 4 years ago 3
I am going to kill you. And all the cake is gone.
zeppelin235 4 years ago 3
simple:D
annemarit5 4 years ago
ooh wow, i love this game, i wish i could get an xbox 360! but it seems really creepy, activated, put me down, aaah, thats really creepy, especially since it's such a cold evil voice
Poketron12 4 years ago
i am just kidding, i will kill you. good bye, really...
Tamad90 4 years ago
epic lulz at 2:50
Nicknack98 4 years ago
that was so great
Warmveggiesandwich 4 years ago
"who's there?"
"AHHHH!!!"
bursted out laughing!!!!!
Lanx31406 4 years ago
shame 4 the turrets lol
strongpass 4 years ago
your not a good person, you know that right, GOOD. PEOPLE. DONT. GO. UP. HERE.
doyouhavedrift 4 years ago
The turrets are funny... thats pretty trippy the way you took out the first 3
42digipad 4 years ago
no and i dont care lmao
bestman400 4 years ago
you know, this game creeps me out.
meirus 4 years ago
I know... o.o
Budster650 4 years ago
me 2. of course nothing really scary happens but the atmosphere can get creepy
Nicknack98 4 years ago 2
good people don't get up here. Can you hear me?!?
spiftacu1ar 4 years ago
Now all the cake is gone! You don't even care do you? Rofl?
Zell1995 4 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
Haloguy125 4 years ago