Ali G - Teachers and Students

[dee1ism]

hahahhaa

[rainman2242]

I love when he switches topics as if the prior one was resolved. granted it could be the film cut

[TemperatureSniping]

"a tattoo subject"

[Ph0be]

Does Sasha Baren Cohen stay in character all the time? Even after the camera stops rolling?

[tinydatank]

@Ph0be ya he goes balls to the walls, dresses totally in character, and even before the cameras start rolling he talks to the interviewer to make sure they know theyre being interviewed by an idiot

[BandWagon1987]

He had them completely believing him so he took it to the next level.

[DChaussee04]

four eyes is a feisty little fella

[lukeizze]

4 eyes ahahaha

[lukeizze]

Don't go on about it little boy!!! ahahahaha

[lukeizze]

I could understand that,

Ali g i am priviledged to view you in my generation!

[JasonBondTV]

Haha when he he picks on the dude

[DUBsekurity]

lol you can see the regret in their faces at the end

[schnorschrajaxx]

considering my french teacher is a man i don't think having sex with him would be an incentive for me :P

[Umar4720]

"you could see she was interested" POINTING ERECTED NIPPLES..///

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Absolutely hilarious, lawls!

[Umar4720]

why he always pisses his guests off so ridiculously? Damn he's hilarious.

I bet all of em repent for comin to his show...

p.s. am new to this show

[henry1234134]

"Yeah but I bet I could beat you up." ROFL

[Blake4014]

I'd have the english skills of a sly top lawyer today if I got to play with my english teachers 'things' lol. Every guy knows it'd work! Every guy would study way harder. lol

[LogicalFlawDetector]

Academy of "Liberal" Education. Whatever that means. The four-eyes dude got pwned! Thumbs up if u agreeesss!

[Hammersmith80]

"Was anyone here bullied" "yeah I was" "I can understand why" PMSL

[VyoamX]

Four Eyes' replies made it damn funny. Good sport.

[IhateUrFuckinFace]

i love that 1

[olegna89]

3:59 LOL

[scottisherenow]

I spilt my cup of tea and now it's in my belly button :/

[pinchafinch]

i have 2 watch multiple Ali g interviews before I feel comfortable watching them

[AjLeapz]

ali g greatest troll ever

[insatiablycivil]

I wanna know what happens after they stop filming

[Red91Blood]

Ali G's got a good point der bwoi, id be goin nuts doin dat work to get dat pussy

[VeridianClubGaming]

"you dont have too go on about it"

[actmad56]

tatoo subject lol

[TheFaks11]

A didnt ask you four eyes ahahahahahhaha

[MrShamrock2010]

wud like to c a vid , straight after the interviews n c wa dey say to Ali G etc lol

[berguss22]

amazing

[MoneyMustafaBeats]

ahhaha that cunt wud get smashed by ALI G

[Fred6191]

now if i was still at school i wanna say that to my french teacher that "i wanna play with THESE"

[smnk3]

Maaaaaan Ali went way too far.

[SavannahFHarvey]

"what kinda thing was you bullied for?"

"I guess they thought... they thought... well, cause I didn't get my hight until junior high school."

"oh, so you was like small? little runt of da litter?"

"well, it's hard to remember, but even if you have an experien-"

"yo, LITTLE boy, don't go on about it!"

;P

[MrKellii]

My french teacher was a babe I would definelty have studied harder if i got to play with "these" lol

[xJROMER0x]

SAFE WESTSIDE

[stankozability]

lookin at me,speak franch to me you know bonjour-bonjour...

[KmokriV1]

A tattoo subject hahahahah

[90talisten]

Damn, I am in high school and my math teacher had kinda nice breastes. I would study my fucking ass off if she let me play with them.

I am not fucking guys.

[dogeggunited]

"who got bullied here"

"i did"

"i can understand that"

quality!

[jayhawk88z]

thats some funny shit

[enriquexhx57]

@ 3:19 "alright dont go on about lil boy" hahahaha ruthless

[shn00k13b34r]

They were talking about bullying. Maybe he was being a douche at the end because of the topic they were discussing? Hm? I dunno.

[guitarrahombre]

usually his humour is great because it's at the expense of ali g's stupidity and i know it's all an act so i can enjoy it because no one is getting hurt but this was uncomfortable to watch

[Killuminatyi]

Whoever studies harder this term gets to play with these! XD

lol that would actually work better then the current system :)

[MsZitaMaria]

hahahahaha rofl :)))))))

[ChrisHaze007]

alright wise guy. lol EPIC

[henrimart7]

"tattoo subject" xD

[Tom5k3]

in school my teacher ms bird used to totally fancy me u know always looking at me u know speaking french to me bonjour bonjour hahahahaha

[B4YB3HM3SH]

LOL "alright don't go on about it little boy."

[shuarma0]

bonjour bonjour

[SAW3OMFG]

loooool fee fee man

[Chilibe]

lol miss bird 

[almostrd3]

I'd study 10X harder if i got to fuck my french teacher <333

[Enzo777th]

@almostrd3 knowing my french teacher I'd rather not...

[bensimps123]

@almostrd3 i wouldent , an old english sour face

[kas120587]

me too... i would never sleep broo

[dawodchatha]

thumbs up if u wanted to see ali g and four eyes fight

[1987Wrath]

Dont go on about LITTLE BOY" had me choked my beer out!

[QuickStopShop]

They so mad. hahaha.

[5959512]

$=pussy

[lesleyhenriquez]

Playing with the tits of my German techer would have guaranteed straight A's, trust me on this.

Those were some pretty things.

[PuMbA12367]

'Alright don't go on about it little boy' HAHAHA LOOOOL

[jaegermeister32]

ladi dadi man hahahah

[5winston]

"DUZ U TINK DERS TOO MANNY RULZ IN SKOOL??"

[xSLaYeIR]

LMFAO

[kellen667]

FI FI MAN, haha

[yoda19hack]

This guy have nerves of steel. I would start laughing at the guests in a second :))

[lilokayz]

i agree with Jez... i remember this clip from an episode. now once i got to the part where he starts on the guest again i stopped it. uck i remember feeling a bit too embarrassed then, too.

[killchickeneggboy]

lmfao "runt of the litter"

[scruffygangsta]

i didnt ask u 4 eyes PAHHHAHAHHAHAHA

[112233abe]

OMG the expression on the guys face 4:00 is hysterical

[yoda19hack]

@112233abe

Hahaha he is like...i didnt need that in my life :))

[KeNi666]

"who ever gets top grades can play with these"... now THATS motivation

[oliver4105]

But don't you think students would study harder if there was a hincentive?

haha love it

[SQLinjected]

Funnily enough, I have a french teacher named Ms. Bird.

[GBJ83]

miss bird was our art teacher and the french teacher was mrs hedges

[beltdude]

hahha you could tell he was struggling with that one..lol we all know he winds ppl up for the craic but id say that 1 got him.,

[Jez2008UK]

I *love* Ali G bigtime but I really didn't like it at the end when he's insulting the guest.

Up until that point, it worked. But from then on it's embarrasing to watch and not pleasant.

Prefer Ali G to be funny rather than insulting.

[wrldeye12]

Jez2008UK: I think you missed the irony and genius of SBC in that segment. They begin talking about bullying in school, that its a big problem, while he singles out the 'weaker' guest and bullies him.

Pretty damn funny now no?

[Thoreos]

thats pretty immature too be offended by being called small, maybe its an ego thing

[Jez2008UK]

I will say that when I watched it a couple more times, I did get the joke and could see the cleverness of it.

It's also 'funny' how at the end the male and female guest on the same sofa seem soooo defeated !

I'm wondering if this sketch was ever televised or if it's an 'out-take' ??

[Krowsnose]

@Jez2008UK

I don't know I think the best part of these interviews is how uncomfortable he makes his guests. You could tell everyone in the room was like "oh shit" as soon as that exchange started to happen.

And it's not like the people didn't realize it was a joke after it all took place.

[MPSprodigy]

@Jez2008UK shut up its fucking funny if u cant take a joke dont watch

[Macaframa1]

@Jez2008UK grow a pair

[Jez2008UK]

@Macaframa1

Oh, you're not allowed to have an opinion ?? Oh, okay.........

[dinosaurtattoo]

@Jez2008UK I have to agree on this one, Full confrontation and agressiveness becomes awkard.. and 4 eyes was obviously cool ;-) and it obvioulsy completely lost it's funniness.

[KaiXi333]

@Jez2008UK

The fact that he almost started a fight with that guy is hilarious. Its the BEST part.

[Mulishamadness]

@Jez2008UK that's why the guy said i'm not so sure maybe we;d oughta try. he went along with it, grow some nuts

[Jez2008UK]

@Mulishamadness

Piss off.

[Mulishamadness]

@Mulishamadness hahahaha

[SEXUALTlGER]

@Jez2008UK What a woman

[djirok]

@Jez2008UK thats his character duuuhhhhh....an ignorant guy from the hood!!!

[yhmcrbwoii]

@Jez2008UK its coz they're being dicks

[NyCDeViL9010]

@Jez2008UK SENSITIVE ASS NIGGA

[Jez2008UK]

@NyCDeViL9010

Last time I looked I wasn't a 'nigga' - but you sound like a cunt.

[NyCDeViL9010]

@Jez2008UK I am what I eat. You're probably the type who wouldn't fuck the shit out of his smokin hot professor. SENSITIVE LITTLE FUCK.

[Jez2008UK]

@NyCDeViL9010

You're what you eat ??

Oh in that case, you're a piece of shit then.

[TheThrashNerd]

@NyCDeViL9010 What the hell?

[SHlTTER]

@Jez2008UK thats why i like ali g better than borat cuz borat is pretty racist i would hate him if i was from Kazakhstan. Ali g can be offensive to people which i dont mind just not when thats all someone does kinda like borat. At least ali g is really stupid so people dissmiss it and usually dont get offended this guy didnt get too offendened

[poonUtd1]

@Jez2008UK Its actually brilliant. He managed to identify that guys insecurities and in doing so, turn a grown man into a child again.

[icedbannanas]

@Jez2008UK yeah i agree, it's the only time I've ever watched Ali G and thought that he took it way too far, stopped being funny at that point.

[julianken2008]

@icedbannanas are you kidding this is the funniest one when he bullies his guest! amazing! you mustve been bullied

[TheTruthMusicDoubleT]

@Jez2008UK he probbley apologies after the camera is shut off and even lets them know it was for his show which is for like pranks

[StretchGargan]

@TheTruthMusicDoubleT Yeah I'd say he does too.

[MunisBack]

lol the teacher that got called four eyes was against violence and bullying... then suddenly when ali said I could probably beat you up the teacher said "we;ll see" lol what happened to what the teacher said before?

[UnknownGenius01]

"I can understand that"

LMAOOOOO! That guy really got owned.

[UnknownGenius01]

"a tattoo subject"

LMAO!

[23fann]

Ali G is so good. He should take Oprah's place when she retires.

[jimisvoodoochild]

hahaha dude he's suuuuch a dick to that glasses dude he just calls him the fuck out!

[royjones786]

haha oright 4 eyes lol

[jsg28]

lololol shit was hilarious butg i still think that guy would have beat ali gs ass, u see how pissed off he got

[pennynbc3]

lol u can see she was intrested u know!

holdin his tits to tell them her tits were hard hahaha

[musa6788]

i wasnt talkin to you four eyes looooooooooooooool...priceless­... pmsl

[31rS3RP3N7]

"even if i had a fuuull tash, up and down" - LOL

[omary6190]

true it is not so funny when he is mean and nasty . it much funnier when the is normal ass

[bojacub]

we'll chat a baw

wow respect

LOL

[lexmark136]

ali-g is a bully lol

[sohail786]

o man this guy is too funny fkcing bananas

[mtatkinson79]

To be honest, it's not as funny when he's nasty to people. It's so much funnier when he's as thick as pig shit. LOL

[mymarkis666]

It's hilarious when he's mean to people. We know he's not serious and they aren't really in any harm and besides, he doesn't do it that often, so when he does do it it's pretty amusing.

[runescapes0v]

Did you get the joke? The man claims he was bullied in School and so Ali G started bullying him.

[mtatkinson79]

Joke? Bullying a guy who was bullied at school? Where's the joke? Sacha Baron Cohen is SOOOOO funny when he plays the idiot. Not so funny when he tries to insuly. :)

[runescapes0v]

He wasn't trying to insult. I can understand why you don't like it though, it's because some people are simply afraid of the reaction, like aggression from the person. I understand my mom is like that.

[NeverAloneForever]

All I can ever think is waddafuk.

[mkRenegade4bedford]

Das Jokes

[stonem001]

aaahaha awkward ending

[hari2012]

the guys reaction at 3.21 is priceless!!

[GuyWithNoCamButMic]

I DIDNT ASK YOU FOR EYES LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[babarfirasat]

its 4 eyes

[claycantrel8]

i don't like how horrible ali g is to that nice man.

[Pumer9]

LMFAO ! the last minute i was in histerics :')

[panteraboosh]

i dint ask u four eyes

[awesomefrankrapid]

runt of da litter

[paterson90]

Full stash, upstairs and down. LOL

[zitfig]

lol but he said "even though i had a full tash, upstairs and down".

[malekahmedtamimi]

looooooooool 0:40 intrested look at his hands

[TheRussianBear1]

i agree with ali g, my biology teacher is banin'

[N1GWANNNAC1G]

i aint talkin to u four eyes

[irishjanet]

scratching the surface beneath the polished front. scary! :)

[TravasaurusRex89]

LMAO that guy that got bullied is obviously very insecure about himself

[tigershark50]

@TravasaurusRex89 you're crazy - it is a character - it is the same guy who does borat and bruno

[TravasaurusRex89]

@tigershark50 how am i crazy? I'm not talking about Ali G being insecure I'm talking about the educator who got bullied......

[jazzmanEE]

@TravasaurusRex89 no shit, but it s not his fault either.

Ali G forever

[iWearCapeIRL]

fiffi man xD

[wettosa]

fking LOL!....."id beat u up"!!!

lol!

[drybomber5]

ROFL this is COMEDY!

[k00la1d69]

haha the guys expression is like 'wtf' after he calls him 'little boy'

[LorenzoJ979]

ROFL cohen is a comedic genius...respect

[Gwarismetal]

didnt ask you 4 eyes LMFAO

[efisgpr]

"aw-roight, don't go on about it, little boy" LMFAO 3:20

[shnelnel]

you might laugh but i bet i can beat you up lmao i love

sacha baron cohen

[predatorinstincts]

at 1:23 "WHOEVER STUDIED THE HARDEST GET'S TO PLAY WITH THESE(BOOBS).....funny as hell...Respect

[unkn0wngenius1]

LMAO! Their faces at the end of the show was fucking hilarious

[lepustimidus]

Their stunned disbelief when he said "... play with these." was even better. :P

[dopeskies]

also fuck religion dickwad

[dooVoob]

I like Ali G but I hate this bit.. I don't like when Ali G is mean to his guests.. Those who laugh at this are just hateful inside and don't know how to put themselves in other people's position..

Ali G is better when he confuses his guests and make them also laugh, NOT when he insults them..

God bless!

[dopeskies]

Then don't fucking watch dipshit

[spliffs8]

true, i agree still funny as hell though

[jackalsdole]

ight...don't go on about it..lil boy  lmao

[monchownie53]

lmao even do i ad a ful stache, upstairs and down

[crazygoat85]

"a tattoo subject" hahahahahahahahah

[MrMoShows]

LOOOOOOOL!! haha,...what the hell is up with 4 eyes

[AshAberrant654]

LMFAO, Funniest thing that i have ever saw... hahaha it was so funny when he was pissing that guy off

[Kurushimus]

"that's not what they would say"

well, if the teacher was hot...

[9fredo]

lol the 4 eyes guy is still a little runt peice of shit