BLOOD DUSTER - "Porn Store Stiffi"

[pronstorestiffi]

One of my favorite songs

[gageforreal]

I like limp bizkit but I lmfao when i seen that sign saying fred cant rap

[Luke95ish]

THE FUCK! This is shit, who do these stupid no dick pooftas think they are, players? Personally I love metal music of all kinds (Metalcore, Death, Death Mellow the list goes on) And better yet, like these guys, I'm austrlian too. But this is not metal. This is shit, the lyrics are about rubbing stiffis and looking at porn. These so called "Blood Duster's" are shit, no not even that they're a dogs red ass hole. Metal is about passionate lyrics, not some try hards experience in a porn store.

[ORIONSTARSEED]

@Luke95ish why don't you have a cry about it ... You bloody EMO ... hahahaaaa

[lilmeerkat1]

@Luke95ish "Personally I love metal music of all kinds"....then you list of "metalcore, death death mellow" whatever the fuck the last one is

i really don't see how a song about "rubbing a stiffi" difers far from "cutting a corpse up and fucking it". And I don't see how metalcore, a genre that runs on a VERY structured formula is any better than this?

I think these guys just enjoy making the music they do, if you don't like it then don't? Metal is a WIDE genre, black sabbath to now

[ZOMBIEGORE1000]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[64MUsonic]

Pioneers of the genre "Ghetto grind"

[Forfunaccount]

They'd actually be pretty good if they took themselves seriously.

[tasteegold7772]

damn that bloated old bitch ass fred durst even pissed THESE guy off??!..surprised limp dick scuit's got any followers at all!

[frenkiebeats]

It took me years to find this album. Great. thanks for posting. love the clip to ;)

[ChimChimandChimaira]

Yeaaahhhh Blood Duster

Easily the best tongue-in-cheek Grind band out there, imo

[horrified420]

YEAH YEAH YEAH MAN...."WATA FAKIN´ KUL VIDEO".....BLOOD DUSTER IS A PUNCH IN THEIR FACES......NIGGA.

[sojirokaidoh2]

Later this evening I shall be riding the bus to visit that location which I so adore. Though it may not be the cleanliest of places, it is where I feel most welcome and appreciated. I do enjoy such places, for they do allow the viewing of their merchandise without paying in advance. I like to wander the aisles and fondle myself. There may be occassions during which I happen to find something that catches my eye. I masturbate for relief. Just as a forewarning, I shall be ejaculating onto you.

[sojirokaidoh2]

Later this evening I shall be riding the bus to visit that location which I so adore. Though it may not be the cleanliest of places, it is where I feel most welcome and appreciated. I do enjoy such places, for they do allow the viewing of their merchandise without paying in advance. I like to wander the aisles and fondle myself. Just as a forewarning, I shall be ejaculating onto you.

[centralscrutinizer66]

More mysterious than Brujeria.

[Ch1d0Bod0m]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

[SlaveOfNihil]

@Ch1d0Bod0m OI OI OI!

[holmer666]

Have these guys ever played in the U.S.? I would travel a long way to see Blood Duster.

[boogled6969]

way better live fuckin boyz are insane!!!!

[bundiboy666]

they are always kicking arse!!!!

[bizzybozzy1]

Haha, funny ass video.

[BigMek206]

yeah, this is absolute parody. 0:42 looks like Fieldy , bassist of korn.

[JOHN411S]

View, Safe Sex In A Bottle, on youtube

[heavymetal666death]

love this band ! :D

[SPHINKTASPIT]

lol! awsume!

[dark14silvia]

LOL always cracks me up these guys are wikked

[cotto68]

duster ..grindporn done at its best... downtuned, nasty, mayhem!!!!

[HellVomit09]

yay!

[SinSynn]

this may be the funniest video I've seen...ever...

Love the drummer playing the double bass drums with rollerskates on......the fuck?

[thelogheart]

hahaha his voice reminds me so much of the cookie monster :P

[dpb4free]

I downloaded this video ages ago.

I thought they had a bloodhound gang thing going on in this video. Fire water burn without the old peoples home sick stuff. Great shit.

[obglobgablob]

I LIKE TO RUN AROUND RUBBING MY STIFFY!

[BADSKP]

THIS VIDEO SHOULD BE SHOWN ON HEADBANGERS BALL

[Thismeaningtoitall]

AT THE END OF THIS VIDEO I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR FUCKING LAUGHING, SPONTANEOUSLY EJACULATING OVERLOADS OF METAL

[Thismeaningtoitall]

lol

[TrainBuffProductions]

Blood Duster are the best at Comedy Graindcore/death metal.

These guys are great to music that says 'Fuck You' in your face but is also light hearted, piss take and some very funny lyrics and makes a great change from grindcore/death metal bands who sing about killing and evil shit all the time.

Blood Duster are one of the best and original bands of this type.. They are underated and deserve more slots at live shows!

[facelessJoe1986]

i like to run around rubbing my STIFFFFY!!!!!!!!!

[14insomniac7]

this is fuckin class!! xD \m/

[littlenarutobreaker1]

the sad thing abt them is their songs are too damn short and they seem more suited to be serious than acting parody's . this band is so damn good

[teenagepuma]

Omg this is apaling. How can anyone call this music?? The guy is just stood there screaming and burping his words. I know im gonna get a load of haters on this commet but seriously, do you guys have no ears? It sounds freaking awful.

[Skakhti]

@teenagepuma If you don't like this music, don't fucking listen to it.

Christ... another douchebag who dislikes metal and gets a lot of people pissed by a comment which is totally pointless.

[teenagepuma]

@Skakhti I didnt search it and come on here just to post that comment, I was flicking through youtube videos and i came acrsoss it so I thought i would post my opinion on it, which im allowed to do. But sorry if anyone gets pissed at it, if you dont like my opionoin then just ignore it :))

[Skakhti]

@teenagepuma Well, I wasn't wanted to say 'fuck you because you don't like this one.' My point is - better don't comment vids that you dislike, LOTS of people are getting mad at those, especially metalheads ^v^.

Cheers \m/

[Corspegrinder666]

@teenagepuma What were you looking for if you ended up at a song called "Porn Store Stiffi" ? xD

[caseyramone]

@teenagepuma

you are just disappointed you didnt find porn, right?

[022mita95]

@teenagepuma If you think that this isnt music, you should listen some songs of Anal Cunt, and than say something

[azmanabdula]

@022mita95 what about that extreme noise terror! they are pathetic....

also anal cunt should be called shapnel to the ears......

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[ningsie]

fuckity



[tomatoes96]

its short but good

[tribute2ss]

fucken sweet aussie metal band! ha ha funny video!

[termonaft]

awesomeness!

[Vasilios00]

i love that riff but the vocals are retarded. like really retarded.

[jcl1988]

@Vasilios00 True that.. true that.... metal as fuck has a good riff too but.. lyrics... just... sad lol

[DMfan1994]

Blood Duster are hilarious. Thank you Relapse Records for posting this video

[DimisWargame]

they suck . what is this rapstyle, ? sigh

[PutridDalez]

Brutal bands with a sense of humour are unbeatable!!!Killing combination

[TheKaididdy]

i hope this song is a joke lol, looking all gangsta thrusting his nuts everywhere

[SerenityInTurmoil]

@TheKaididdy They were simply taking the piss out of Limp Bizkit and all the other nu 'metal' bullshit out there.

[mcode8]

I too have felt the scorn and ridicule of a"Porn store stiffy"people point and laugh,they call you a pervert and throw you out.Thankyou Bloodduster for bringing this social taboo into the spotlight.

[CrushTheCenotaph]

This song is amazing

[nowd85]

btw: fucken put a flanny on ya dumb cunts!

[nowd85]

hey baronofbefoulment and mr.entellectual: you guys thought you had a pube till you pissed out of it!

[bionecrodoom]

I dont why but this is rubbish!

[baronofbefoulment]

Your screen name is even retarded. Is it supposed to be misspelled for the sake of "irony". Very Funny. Had me going. I was like "What? That isn't how you spell intellectual." Very clever(pfft). Relapse is one of my favorite labels. I like metal. So fucking what. I really hate douche bags who are on the anti-metal bandwagon lately. Not all metal is corpse paint, vikings, grimness, dragons, partying, teenage angst, and nerds. And for the record, I hate pig squeals. They're pretty gay.

[MrEntellectual]

@baronofbefoulment lol my screen name is retarded? I like your awesome "death metal ironic" screen name. No my screen name isn't ironic. That is really how you spell it :( Oh not all metal is about corpses, grimness, dragons... What else is it about. I mean a very popular metal band among posers like youself is "Dragonforce" is it not? Not only is modern metal lame, alot of "metal" bands have incorperated emo into their style. You would like relapse, because you like anything heavy at walmart

[ShitCrap]

pig squeals are not metal, found in grindcore and other non-serious shit :)

[baronofbefoulment]

@ShitCrap I know pig squeals aren't metal. I wasn't saying they were. You should read the back and forth I had with this douche before you make a comment.

[baronofbefoulment]

Also. Fuck you for making fun of someone who posted his guitar playing. At least he tried something. Didn't see any vids of you playing anything. So take your head out of your ass and get your Hollier than thou, my music is better than yours, frat boy attitude out of here. Sure Blood Duster may not be my favorite band, but they are quite entertaining. I wouldn't call them a "sick grind band" though.

[baronofbefoulment]

I love people who post gay ass comments just to start trouble with the other posters on the page. You're douce bag and a tool. Go back to Something Awful and plagiarize more of their ideas. Why the fuck would you watch a video just to criticize it. Get a life. And who cares if people go to Hot Topic. I've bought 1 shirt and a DVD from there like 4 years ago. And Grindcore is a "Metal" subgenre. Sure it has hardcore influences, but it's classified under Metal. Black Dahlia isn't even Relapse.

[MrEntellectual]

I love ppl that think that metal with shitty gutteral growls and pig squeals qualify it as sick grind

[MrEntellectual]

dude relapse doesn't have anything impressive besides agoraphobic nosebleed whose new album sucks. Metal is fucking dumb, and that is what relapse mainly is. dying fetus is really dumb and that is one of their main artists. Black dahlia sucks... I mean I could go on and on. Im sure you want to hear it.

[A5p3r07h]

Wow...

Thats really all i can say

[dys4ry]

i lol'd

[ChexChekov]

@MrEntellectual Have you seen...the one video...in your uploads...on your channel...

Dude...just dont comment, your opinion has just been rendered invalid...

[MrEntellectual]

@ChexChekov yeah dude you listen

to metal and probably think it is the sickest

thing since hot topic was invented. So "your

opinion has been rendered invalid". hey, can

you post a video of you wailing out a totally awesome

20 minute guitar solo on your channel? That

would be rockin' bro! ;)

[ChexChekov]

@MrEntellectual What the fuck has my guitar playing ability got to do with anything? I'm sure there was a point to be made in there somewhere but I can't fathom it out,as for hot topic I've no idea what your referring too, and I don't particulary care,lets just agree to move on cause frankly I've wasted enough of my time reading and replying to this drivel...hope I've said that loud enough for you to hear up there on your pedestal

[MrEntellectual]

This band is fucking terrible. "Oooh! Im scary and have pentagrams everywhere." listen to real grind.. Oh wait, there is none on relapse

[plorex]

haven't you noticed the bunny slippers,the rollerskates, the dreadlocks, the gangstah leans ?

all of that are for fun, even the pentagrams

listen to some previous work of bloodduster, you'll change your mind

[fuelforwar3]

Do you have any idea about anything? Crawl back into your mum and die and be the abortion you should have been!

[timhx1138]

@MrEntellectual relapse has tons of sick grind you fucking jabroni. youre right though this is gay as fuck. but thats only cuz its supposed to be. its making fun of nu metal mostly.

[wecoctm]

so fucking awesome

[Gazpolar]

sorry missed the laugh..

[TrainBuffProductions]

Fuck yeah nothing like comedy death rock

[HellSiTo]

yo kero ese buzo por la chucha... esta mortal.. pa parecer jip jopero..pero rudo jajajaja.... BD la lleva en mala

[wecoctm]

@HellSiTo se visten como slipknot, solamente que slipknot es realmente mas mierda :D XD. se mueven como korn, solamente que korn es mas mierda. y suenan como el pico. nada mas perfecto :D LARGA VIDA AL GRIND

[deathfreak6666]

blood duster fucking owns

[ChrisHatepunk]

damn i love blood duster and this rap metal parody is just fucking hilarious! theyre all posers and blood duster kick their tiny mtv faggot asses!

[pronstorestiffi]

@ChrisHatepunk

Agree 100%

[hardcore2148]

this is fucking depressing

[wordupassholes]

lmao

[1a2g4]

i don't even listen to this type of music, but i know this is HORRIBLE! lol

what's up with his effing voice? LMFAO sounds like he's chocking!

[LittleToyGunsRicardo]

oh my god LOL

[bigjknee]

worst bad i've ever heard.. in my fucking life.

[jamalXIX]

Well if someone knows what a "bad" is then this comment might make sense.

[xvxvxv1000]

extended of this video at xvporn,com

[nutsacker]

Sort out the Video-Audio sync please relapse!!!

[boba666shred]

from the album 'cunt' heh

[PHANTOMLIMBRECORDS]

that verse is kinda catchy. what a trip

[ElZomboFantasma]

FRED CAN'T RAP

[sickmetalchick666]

lol love the tracksuits \m/

[0zzybloke]

blood duster lol not the best but certainly the funniest.

[oldstigma]

Rock´nRoll

[oldstigma]

yeahhhhhhhh

[hatemissile]

this is fucking fantastic

[hatemissile]

this is how the music should be played

[voidbreatherdude]

man that's hardcore

[voidbreatherdude]

man thats hardcore

[Aragorndesnordens]

hmmm... ich kann dem nix abgewinnen...die band is einfach lahm.

[borachoman]

this whole song is tight xD the best part in this music video has got to be 1:21ahahaha when the guys hat is covering his eyes, that just makes me laugh

[BigPapaPump9]

hahaha yeah for some reason i like that bit to

[borachoman]

AHAHAHAHA this band is AWSOME I just found out about them just now and theyre awsome :D

[gaaradammit]

Blood Duster makes me stiff...and I'm a girl! ^_^

These guys rule...and obviously have great senses of humor! Hilarious video!!!

Nice track suits, dudes!

Remember..."A Track Suit Is Not Appropriate Metal Apparel".

Really though, I want one of those!!!

[krookroorocket]

this song is fucking classy

[xxnviousxpridexx]

whats with the satanic jackets lol and funny song XD

[straightedgesteveo]

farkin hell, havnt see this clip in yonkers!!!

[troydb72]

thier the best wangarrata band ever

[stoogalent]

I'm catching the bus, to go down to my favourite place, it's not the nicest, but its where i like to show my face, I like them pornstores theres nudes and its's all free, I like to wonder round, rubbing my stiffie. I may be standing there and a mag will take my fancy, i will rub myself to cum still, its quite relaxing I'll cum on you

[stoogalent]

I'm catching the bus, to go down to my favourite place, it's not the nicest, but its where i like to show my face, I like them pornstores theres nudes and its's all free, I like to wonder round, rubbing my stiffie. I may be standing there and a mag will take my fancy, i will rub myself to cum still, its quite relaxing I'll cum on you

[bushy342]

is it just me or all these videos just a waste, why not go to a real site like XXXAdultTube[.]com

[davidmcentos]

horrible crap XXXAdultTube[.]com

[mcsolartydavid52]

get real tube XXXAdultTube[.]com

[bushy342]

biggest joke ever, nice job XXXAdultTube[.]com

[aliza7853]

tube site for real now XXXAdultTube[.]com

[Omcilvoi]

how can so much awesomeness be in one person without killing them, fucking miracle.

[bigjknee]

im not saying all your work isnt credited but i kid you not this is the worst band i have EVER heard.

[ScarTownJunkie]

I'm catching the bus to go down to my favourite place it's not the nicest, but its where i like to show my face I like them pornstores theres nudes and its's all free I like to wonder round, rubbing my stiffie. I may be standing there and a mag will take my fancy, i will rub myself to cum still, its quite relaxing ohh yea i'll cum on you !!! lol fuckin love that

[Forfunaccount]

they aren't famous enough

they should be

[snuffcommando]

no they shouldn't. that's what makes them grind...fuck the mainstream!

[Forfunaccount]

they make the shortest songs

[snuffcommando]

1:34 ain't shit.

[scottinthedark]

lol

[archaicXcadaver]

Haha, at 0:54 "Fred gets me stiff"

[eraser101YT]

hahahaha I remember this! nice flashback post dude..

[scumfuck84]

Preatty funny parody video! Will someone please upload tracks from the fisting the dead album

[Derektion69]

Fags... your giving porn stores a bad name! although you hold a very good point.

learn to play real music like black sabbith or deep purple LMAO

[ohiogrinder]

learn to mind your own business, trad metal loving faggot.

[autopsy87]

i like the drummers house shoes

[fenderben21]

Why do Blood Duster have all thier songs as one word?

[Menstrual2Bubbles]

I like how theres so much Limp Bizkit video guitarist moves involved. Funny!

[Menstrual2Bubbles]

Where can I get one of those snazzy jackets they're all wearing?

[Menstrual2Bubbles]

Since when did Run DMC meet Grindcore?

[MNRS]

this is death rock. but they also play grindcore

[godmagnus1]

the roller skates crack me up everytime.

[reiny62]

REAL PORN ----> XXXAdultTube[.]com

[bizzybozzy1]

great song

[shariotoflove]

id say this is melodic grind...LMAO!

[necrodoomed]

waajajajaa jaa BLOOD DUSTER RLZ

[smurcle]

lol begining "fred cant rap":P

[TaaNaa]

KornDuster hehe awesome parody.

[ruleoforder]

LOVE LOVE LOVE these guys. LOL...

[tetsuo669]

Cunt also saw the release of the band's first single, Pornstorestiffi in the form of a nu metal parody video played on Channel [V], a channel on which the band was also interviewed.

[tetsuo669]

Cunt also saw the release of the band's first single, Pornstorestiffi in the form of a nu metal parody video played on Channel [V], a channel on which the band was also interviewed.

[arsenologist]

This band was way cooler till I found out what they looked like.

[badger03]

best aussie band ever (seriously their australian)

[dimebagharley]

i work with the guitarist lol Beltsy =P

we play anthrax all day in the shop its fucken sick

[fivecougarsoz]

the guitarist at 0.46 looks like Ryan 'Fitzy' Fitzgerald

[dobby240]

BLOOD DUSTER - "Porn Store Stiffi"; taken from the album Cunt

well that pretty much sums it up

[cru3]

"Props for playing drums in skates tho'!!"

Umm, those are slippers ;)

[antiemowarrior]

Around 1:30, he's wearing skates.

[cru3]

Anyone that can't see this is a parody is pretty thick.

[FreeRazorBlades4Emos]

Fuck yeah the duster is the shit!!!!!

[MARossTheBear]

I guess even the Beasty Boys had to start somewhere...

Props for playing drums in skates tho'!!

[xErazor]

Fred durst not getting me stiff xD

There is Blood from Cunt bizkit to Duster!

[downhilldude18]

HE'LL COME YOU!!!!!! :P

[slimm200]

they rule all

this is a really funny video

[sawokli7]

This band goes way back. you fools dont know! God bless Blood Duster!

[latvianSS]

lol..that guys voice sucks!!he is parody !!!fckn loosers blood dusters pidarasters!!!

[vhchy]

Hujnja

[requiemforwayne]

Yeah, it is a parody of Korn, Lim Bizkit, Slipknot and MuDvAyNe

[badger03]

no it's not it's grindcore music (so heavy and dark metal it sounds like burping) all those bands you said are NOT grindcore

[xErazor]

Urm you mean this is NOT grind? Then sir, you are so wrong. Porngrind all the way.